第二章 为什么我的皇后是男人

houlai,tafaxiandianliderensihuyizhizaiyongqiguaidemuguangdingzheta,rangtayouxieganga,tajimangfangxiashou,haiguyikesouleliangsheng。

“ei,neige,shenme,womeishenmeshiqingle,nimenxianxiaquba,neishenmexiaozhuozi,qujiwonongdianchide,woele,liuxiaxiaersihouwojiuchengle。”

shuobatahaixiaoxinyiyidekanzheneixieren,shengpachushenmechacuo,qishizheigeshihoudeta,xinlihaishiyouxiehuangde,tashengpazijidezhenshishenfenbeirenfaxian,yaoshibeitamenzhidaotagenbenjiubushitamendehuangshang,buzhidaohuibuhuibatalachuqukantouni,ai,suanle,fanzhengdouyijingchuanyuele,zouyibushiyibuba。

suihoutabianheneigegongnvxiaerlejieleyixiazheilideqingkuang,caidezhizheilishitianchao,ertadeshenfenzhengshitianchaodehuangshang,zhiyutaweishenmehuitangzaizheier,neishiyinweizheihuangdimoutianhuranxingqixiangqudalie,ranhoubuzhidaozale,qimajiujishuaile,xinglaizhihoujiubianchengzheiyangle。

dongfangyueshuotinglezhihoumanlianheixian,renbuzhumaleyiju:“**。”zheihuangdishi**me,qimashuaile?ganbugansidezailowdian?buguotaxiangxiangzijishibeichezhuangside,haoxiangyebushishenmegaodashangdeshiqing。

“huangshang,ni......nishuoshenme?shenmeshi**?”xiaeryixiazimeitingdongneilianggezi,buguotajuedeyinggaibushishenmehaocier,xiangshimarende,keshi,huangshangweishenmeyaomazijini?nandaotazhendeshuaishaleme!

“meishi,nibuyongdong。”dongfangyueshuobailebaishou,tazhengxiangwen,neitadehougongjiujingyouduoshaofeipindeshihou,gangcaineixiaotaijianjiucongcongdepaolejinlai,erqiehaiyiliandehuangzhang。

“ganshenmea,rucimangzhuang,chenghetitong!”dongfangyueshuobugaoxingdeshuodao,jurandaraotahezheigegongnvdiaoqing,zhenshigaisi。

“qibinghuangshang,huanghoulaile!”

“shen!shenme!huanghou!”dongfangyueshuodengyuanleshuangyan,yixiazimeiyoufanyingguolai,e,taxianzaishihuangshang,huanghoulaile,yejiushishuo,shitaxifulaile!

wodigeguaiguai!tacaiganggangchuanyueguolaijiubaijianleyigexifuer,zheiyanghuibuhuitai**le!rucikanlai,tachuanyuedaozheigedifanglaiweibishiyijianhuaishi,dongfangyueshuoyixiazijiusongkaileneixiaerdeshou,xinlijidongdebuxing,zheihuangdilianshenbiangongnvdouzheimepiaoliang,neihuanghoudemeichengshenmeyanglea!

dongfangyueshuozixituililexia,nengzuoshanghuanghouzheigeweizhikendingshijueshimeirenba,zheixiakeyaoxiangfule!

“皇后娘娘驾到!”

啊,近了!近了。

dongfangyueshuobuyoudeganjuedaoyisiqingxiang,zheiyidingshihuanghoudetianrantixiang,zhijianneimanmiaodeshenzimanmandezoujin,dongfangyueshuozhigougoudekanzhechuxianzaizijidehuanghou,neirengaogaodeshuzheguanfa,jifushengxue,yitouqiheidefasisuiyidesanluozaishenhou,neirenyangzhetou,xiuqideyemeizhixiajiuyishuangdongrenxinpodemouzi,hailvedaihuangluan,gengxianliaoren。

wacao!haizhenshijueshimeinva!

keshi,dongfangyueshuozongjuezheimeinvsihuyounalibuduijing,suihou,tajiangmuguangyidaolaneimeinvdexiongqian,zheicaifaxianleyijianzhongyaodeshiqing。**,zheimeinvdexiongjianzhibifeijichanghaiyaopinga!

suiranshimeinv,keshimeiyouxiong!ai,nandaoshitianduneinvzidemeimaome!

dongfangyueshuozhengxiangsuanle,bujiumeixiongme,zhangdezheimepiaoliang,kanlianjiuxingle,keshidangneihuanghoukaikoudeshihou,tachayidianjiucongchuangshanggunxialaile!

“kanshenmekan,jiaonibuyaoquqimale,jiushibuting。”neirenzhouzhemeitouqinglengdeshuodao。

dongfangyueshuozhangdalezuiba,shen......shenmeqingkuang!weishenmetahuitingdaoyigenanrendeshengyin!nandaoshitatingcuole?

“ni......ni......nizenmeshinanren!”dongfangyueshuoshunjiangenfengleyiyang,yinweitagangcaikanleyixianeirendehoujie!zheifenmingjiushiyigenanrena!shuohaodehuanghouni!nandaotadehuanghoushinanrenme!zheitianchaoshishenmegui!

“nishuoshenme?”huanghouyouxiemomingqimiaodekanzheta,tashinanrenzheijianshitacaizhidaome?xuyaozheiyangdajingxiaoguaime?

zheishixiaoduanzijimangshangqianxiaoshengdehehuanghoujieshidao:“huanghouniangniang,shizheiyangde,taiyishuohuangshangkenengshishuaidaolenaodai,suoyishiqulejiyi,suoyihuangshang,keneng,shibujidehuanghouniangniangnile。”

“e?shime?”huanghouyilianbuxinrendeshangqianchakan,shuobahaishenchushoukaishijitabamai,dongfangyueshuodangshizhijuedezijideneikexin,putongputongdetiaogemeiwan,qiguai,gangcaibeitaiyibamairucipaichi,weihezheigenanrenguolaijiumeishenmeganjueni,taxixideguanchaqileta,tazhendeshibinvrenhaipiaolianga,neishuangruxingchenbandemouzi,shanshanfaguang,jiantingdebizi,youxianluchunanrendetedian,hongrundeshuangchun,gengshirangrenxindong,lianshangmeiyourenhezhuangbandeta,jingbineixienongzhuangyanmodenvzihaokanlebuzhidaoduoshaobei。

dongfangyueshuodenaozili,shunjianjiuwangjilezijigangcaikanshangdegongnv,neigongnvhetayanqianzheigehuanghouyibi,jianzhijiushiyigetian,yigedia。

keshi,weishenmehuishinanrenni!

dongfangyueshuoyanleyankoushui,youxieyouyudewendao:“neige,nizhendeshiwodehuanghouma?”

huanghoufangxiatadeshouyihuodekanzheta,congtademaixiangshanglaikanyinggaishimeishenmewenti,zenmehuihuranjiushiyileni?

“nihaiyoudiergehuanghouma?”neirenlenglengdefanwendao。

cike,dongfangyueshuoganjuezijidexinchedidesile,haiyiweizijiyihouxiangqingfu,yougezhonghougongmeirenpeiban,kemeixiangdaotachuanyuedezheigehuangdijuranshigeduanxiua,wodegeguaiguai,nandaowogangchuanguolaijiuyaowanlema?wokeshigezhinanya!

dongfangyueshuodeneixinshibengkuide,buduandediguzhe,“zheibushizhendezheibushizhende!”

“nizaixiangshenmeya。”huanghoukanjiantaneibiaoqingsihuyouxiebutaigaoxing,haiyoutaduizijidetaidurangtajuedehenbushuang。

“niquedingnijiushiwodehuanghou?shiwozijiqinziqudema?”dongfangyueshuozaiyiciwendao,buxing,tayidingyaowenmingbai,weishenmezheigehuangdihuiquyigenanrenzaihunhouni?weishenmeni?

huanghoulianyihei,sihubingbuxianghuidazheigewenti。

xiaozhuozijianqifenyouxiebuduijing,jimangshangqianduihuangshangxiaoshengdeshuodao:“huangshang,huanghoukeshininqinzixiapinbataidajiaoyingqude!”