第3章 不要脸的小姨

qinwanyugouchunyixiao:“fouzeniyidinghuihouhuide,lingjiehunzhengdeshiqingnijiubuyongcaoxinle,wojuliyouren,nibuyongdaochang,nixuyaozuode,jiushibaqianhuawan,bajiehundeshiqingtongzhijiayi,santianhou,womenhunlishangjian,shijiandidianwohuifadaonishoujishang。”

shuowan,qinwanyuturancoudaozhangleilianpang,duchunzaizhangleilianjiashangluoxiayiwen。

zhangleizhijuededanaoyikong,hunshendexueyedouwanglianjiashangyong。

dengzhangleilengjingxialaideshihou,qinwanyuyijinghuidaofalalichaopaoshang,hongyixiapaoyuanle。

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buguanzenyang,qinwanyudechuxianbangletagedamang,rangtameiyoudangzhongbeixiuru,nazheshouzhongxiaoxiaodeyinxingka,zhangleihaishijuedingxianquyinxingchachayue。

wanyiqinwanyuzhishigentakaiwanxiaoni。

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juyuanjijingranzhendetiaozhuandaoxiayibu!

mimahaizhenshizhangleideshengri。

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taochulaishimamadalaidedianhua。

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“douzhidaole?”zhangleiyileng,xiaoxichuanbodezheimekuaime?

连老妈都知道了?

buguoanzhaoqinwanyuhuojihuoliaodexingzi,tiqiantongzhilaomayebuyiwai。

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zaole,laomaxinzangbingfanle,tahaibuzhidaoqinwanyudeshiqingma?

neitajizijidadianhuashuodouzhidaole,zhideshishenme?

zhangleilaibujixixiang,sanbubingzuoliangbuchonghuijiali,yibafuzhulaoma,jiangtasuishenxiedaidexinzangbingyaoweijinzuili,nushiyanqianzheigeedudenvren:“nilaiganshenme,wojiabuhuanyingni!”

“nijia?”zhoujuanxiangshitingjianletiandadexiaohua,bikongdoukuaiqiaotianshangqule:“meigaocuoba,zheifangzixiedekeshiwodemingzi,wocaishifangzhu,xianzaifayuantongzhidandoulaile,rangnimenbanchuqu,haibukuaigun。”

shuozhezhoujuanxiaozhangdejiangyizhangzhirengdaozhangleilianshang。

zhangleijiezhuzhi,kuaisusaoleyiyan,haizhenshifayuantongzhidan,tongzhizhangleitamenbanjiade。

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zhidaozhoujuanjintianlaidemudehou,zhangleixunsulengjingxialai,zhilezhitongzhidanhoubanduanhua:“nikuangshenme?fayuanyoumeibazheifangzipanjini,zhishixianrangwomenbanjiaeryi,niyewuquanzhujinlai,fangzizuihouguisheihaibuyidingni。”

“sheishuowoyaozhujinlaile?”jianzhangleibufu,zhoujuanlianshanggengjiaxiaozhang,henbudezhizhezhangleibizimale:“zheishiyichanglajuzhan,zhiyaonimenbanchuqu,woyoudeshishijiangennimenhao,daoshihoukannimenzhuna,pingnijiaxianzaidejingjizhuangkuang,pashizufangzidoukunnanba?daoshihourencailiangkongkebieguaiwo,nimenxianzaichesu,wohainengbuchangnimenshiwandegoufangkuan,nimenyebieshuowoqifunimenguerguamude。”

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“xiaojuan,nibunengzheiyang,zanmenhaodaishiqinjiemeia……”laomaqidelaoleizongheng。

zhangleilengxiaozhehuzhumama,dao:“shenmeqinjiemei,zheiyangdeqinqi,buruzaodianduandiao,tabushirangzanmenbanjia,genzanmenhaoma,neijiuhao,kansheihaodeguoshei,zanmenshoushidongxi,zheijiuzou。”

“xiaolei,bunengbana,banlezanmenzhuna,xianzaifangzuduoguia。”

“buyongzufang,woyouqian,fangxinbama。”

zhoujuanbenyiweihuiyouyichanglajuzhan,meixiangdaozhangleizheimeshuangkuaijiutongyibanle,zheifanerrangtayouxiebushuang。

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zhoujuanxinlizheji,yuqigengjiafengci:“you,womenzhangleizheishifalebihengcaia,haibuyongzufang,nizheishiyaodainilaoniangquzhudamaluma?haha,meikanchulainixiaoxiaonianji,benshimeiyou,chuiniudekouqidaobuxiao,nanguaisuqianhuilvleni。”

“laoyaopobizui!youzheigongfu,nihaiburuquzhaogehaodiandelvshi,miandebaisuhoupeibuqijingshensunshifei。”zhangleimianseyichen,tayuanbenbuxianggenzheilaoyaopoyibanjianshi,naihetashuohuataiguofen。

daozhizhangleiyiguzixiehuoturanjiucuanqilaile。