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咯噔！
wangpengxinlimengtu，lianseyeyouxiefanbai，tazuoyoukankansizhoudetongxue，nanbuchengzhendeyaozijidaziji，ranhoumazijishiyituofen？
sizhoutongxuezheishihouyigebiyigeqidai，yanqianderenkeshiquanxiaozuiniudefuerdaia，yiqianzhiyoutaqifubierendefener，jintianquebeibierenqifule，tazhendeganxinchengfaziji？
“wangpeng，zuorenkeshiyaojiangxinyongde，nigaibuhuiyaodangzhezheimeduotongxuedemianchuerfanerba，neiyihou，nizaizanmenxuexiao，haihuiyouyidianzunyanma？”
“你闭嘴。”
wangpengnuheyisheng，taxinliqifendaolejidian，zuanzhequantouyouyulepianke，turantishouduizhezijidelianpapadidalejibazhang，jigehongyinfuxianzailianshang，jingenzheyoudixiatoudishengtuntudao：“wo……woshiyituofen。”
“nishuoshenme？shengyinzheimexiao，lianwodoumeitingdao，bierenzenmenengtingjianni？dadianershenga。”
“zhanglei，nitemebieqirentaishen。”
zhangleisongsongjian，yifubuxiedeyangzi。
wangpengbiezheyiduzideqiwuchusa，ruguobudashenghan，xianranshizoubule，zuihouzhihaoyingzhetoupidashenghandao：“woshiyituofen。”
我去！
zheijuhuayihanchulai，quanchangdetongxuequandouzhenjingle，yigegerendengyuanleyan，bukesiyidedingzhewangpeng。
wangpengzheimexiaozhangderen，jingranzhendebeizhangleidalianle，erqiehaidamazijishiyituofen！
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wangpenglikai，sizhoudetongxueyefenfendouzoule。
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zhangleidelianshangciketuranluchuyisibuxieyigudeweixiao：“zheiweimeinv，nilijiecuowodeyisileba，woganggangwennideshiruguowojinimai，niyuanbuyuanyidangwodenvpengyou，woyoumeishuoyaozhendejinimai。”
“genghekuang，woyijingyounvpengyoule。”
“什么？你……”
xuanxuanyishijiannaodaifamengle，zijiganggangzuoleyijianshenmeshi？
捡了芝麻丢了西瓜？
budui，haoxiangzuihoulianzhimayemeijiandaoa！
suihou，zhangleishuaikaitadegeboduzilikai，liuxiatayirenzhanzaiyuandi。
“zhanglei，nizheige**，nijingranganshuabenguniang。”
xuanxuanfennuzhiji，chongzhezhangleidebeiyingduojiaodama，danshizhangleidoumeidaihuitoude！
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“ai，nimenzhidaobu，dangshiwojiuzaixianchang，qinyankanzhewangpengbeizhangleinvede，neichangmianzhenshitaijiliele。”
“buduiyajuanjuan，niganggangshuozhangleihewangpengdadu，qianglewangpengdenvpengyou，zheizenmekenengni，zhangleitaneimeqiong，wangpengdenvrenhuikanshangta？”
“jiushi，woketingshuowangpengdexinnvpengyoushigebaijinnv，haoxiangjiaoshenmexuanxuan，guanlixide。”
“duiduidui，jiushita，wogennimenjiang，zheikeshizuijingcaidedifangle……”
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“wa，zhangleibushimeiqianma？tacongnalilaidejiwankuaiqianjixuanxuanmaishouji？nanbucheng，tashigeyinxingdefuerdai？”
“e，zheigewoyebuzhidaole。”
guanyuzhangleishouliyouqiandeshi，chulehetaguanxihaodejigerenzhidao，qitarenyigaibuzhi。
“nimenshuo，tahuibuhuimaicaipiaozhongjiangle？”yourencaicedao。
“ng，woyejuedeshizheiyang……”
“ai，dajiakana，zhangleilaile，zhangleilaile！”
dajiazhengyilunzhe，turanjiaoshilibuzhidaosheijiaohanleyisheng，suoyourendemuguangquanbutouxianglemenkou。
tamendemuguangzhongyoudebukesiyi，youdemianluzanxu。
liuhaojirenkandaohaoxiongdizhangleijinlai，congmangqishen，zoudaomenkoubataladaolezuoweishangqu，jidongdiwendao：“zhanglei，womendoutingshuoleniganggangcannvewangpengdeshier，haibatanvpengyoujizhuidaoleshou，zheishizhendema？”
“hehe，nimenshuoni？”
zhangleidelianshangrenbuzhuluchulexiaorong，tadejigepengyoukandaozhangleidebiaoqing，limaquerenledaan，fenfenjizhangleishuqiledamuzhi，kuazanshengbuduan。
“zhanglei，zhenshitaibangle，wangpengneixiaozizhengtianzaixuexiaoxiaozhang，jiudehaohaoshoushita，xianzaiwangpengdoumeilianlaijiaoshishangkele，haha！”yigemenjidongdao。
kaixinzhiyu，liuhaoturanshuodao：“zhanglei，wangpengpingshihezanmenguanxixianglaibuhao，zheicitabeishoushi，zheikeshiyijiandahaoshiya，yaobu，zanmenchuqucuoyidun，haohaoqingzhuyixia？”
“duiduidui，yidingyaoqingzhu，wozhidaofujinxinkaileyijiahaixiandian，zanmenyiqitaoqian，chuquhaiyidun。”youyigexiongditiyidao。
zhangleijianxiongdimenzheimegaoxing，xinliyeyoulezheigeyisi，zhenghaoxujiumeihexiongdimenjule。
tashuangkuaidediandiantou，xiandaying，erhoubuchongdao：“zanmenkeyichuquju，danshiqianbuxuyaonimentao，woquanbaole，chifandedierma，xuexiaofujindehaixiandianyoushenmehaode，yaoqu，zanmenjiuquhuangzunhaixianjiulou。”
“什么？皇尊？”
zheijiajiulou，shiquanshizuihaohua，yeshizuiguideyijiahaixianfandian。
yitingdaozheimingzi，zhouweidegemenerjitishayanle，suijinaozilixiangzheneilidemeiwei，koushuidouyaotangxialai。
meiliaodao，tamensuihoudeyitonghuanhu，beibanlideqitatongxuetingdao，yanjingdoufangchuleguang，huangzunhaixianjiulou，tamenpingshixiangdoubuganxiang。
xianzaidouzhidaolezhangleiyouqian，bushaochihuohebajiederenfenfendicouleguolai，xixiaozheshuodao：“heihei，zhanglei，yedaiwomenyigebei，yihounizaihewangpengyoumaodun，suishijiaowomen，womenbaozhunzhanzainizheiyibian。”
zheirenjiushizheiyang，zhiyaoyihongyiyouqian，shenbianbajiedejiuduole。
pingshizheixierenkeshidoubudaidalizhangleide。
liuhaotamenziranbuxiangdaitamen，danzhangleiquebuguangdafangdidayingleyaodaizheixieren，haidangzhongshanglejiangtai，yaoqingquanbantongxuewanshangdaohuangzunjiulouchifan。
tajuedezheishiyigechediyadaowangpeng，jizanrenqidehaojihui。
dunshijian，banlitongxuetingdaozhangleidehua，jiuganjuezuomengyiban，suihouhuahuadilimaxiangqilezhangshenghehuanhusheng！
zheishi，wangpengdejigesidangcongwaibianzoulejinlai，gangyijinmenjiukandaozhangleideshenbianweileyidaduiren，erqiehaishifenkaixindeyangzi。
dengtamenzuoxialaihou，caitingzhesizhoutongxuedetanlun，zhidaowangpengshouqifule。
guanqixinzhongyihuo，zheidaodifashengleshenmeshi？
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