“pu,laomanixiangxianglizhenfengfu。”zhangleibeilaomadoule,zhijiedao:“wozheixieqian,doushininerxifujiwode。”
“erxifu,qianqianbushi……”zhangmuyileng。
zhangleidao:“suqianzenmepeidangnindeerxifu,woshuodeshiqinwanyu,ninhaiyouyinxiangma,xiaoshihoujingchanglaizanjiacengfanneige。”
“o!tamenbushijiafengbiangu,quanjiabanqianleme,nimenhaiyoulianxi?”shuozhezhangmutanxidao:“neihaizishizhenrerenxihuana,xiaoshihounitiantianzhuiren**houmianyaoqurenjiazuolaopo,meixiangdaozheimeduonianle,nimenhainengzailianxishang。”
“buguanglianxishangle,wolianghailinglezheng,santianhoujiujuxinghunli,jintianwohuilai,jiushiyaogenninshuozheijianshide。”
“zhende?”jieliandexixun,rangzhangmuxingfendimanliantonghong。
zhangleihedeganjinjizhangmusaihuxinwan。
jiangzhangmuanfuhaolezhihou,zhangleiyezoudaoerlouwoshili,yibiandaliangkaojiudezhuanghuang,xinliyibianjingtan,bieshuolaomaheneilaoyaopobuganxiangxinle,liantadoufangfozuomengyiban。
jiuzaizheishi,neidaojixiedenvshengyouturanzaierbianxiangqi:“gongdecunkuanyiruzhang,jimuqinmaifang,gongdezhi+200。”
“啥?”
zheishengyinzhiqianjiuxiangguoyici,zhangleidangshimeizhuyi,xianzaiquetingdeqingqingchuchu。
zheiyilianchuandeqiyu,baiminglegenzheigeshenmexitongyouguanxi。
xitongqianjiaoqidong,qinwanyuhoujiaojiulaijiuchang,tazaojiuhaoqitoule,xiangwenwenzheixitongjiujingshenmeqingkuang。
neidaonvshengquezaiyemeiledongjing,haoxiangdiaoxianle。
什么鬼。
zhangleidebudaohuiying,zhidehuidaowoshilitangxia,zhengzheyanshuibuzhe。
gancuinashoujisaoraoqinwanyu:“laopolaopo,nizaima?”
“zai,laogongjintianbiaoxianbucuo。”qinwanyuhuifuhenkuai。
houmianhaifalezhangmeirenchuyudezhaopian,qinwanyuchuanzhekuandadeyupao,yitoujingzhidehesezhangfashiluludepizaijianshang,qingchunzhongtouzhewumei,jianzhishitianshiyuemodegongtongti,meiyounanrennengjujuezheiyangdeyouhuo。
zhaopianxiamianhaiyouyixingpeizi:“wogangxiwanzao,laogongjiayou,wubaiwanhuawan,womenjiunengjiehunle。”
“weishenmeyaohuawancainengjie?nizhendegenwolinglejiehunzhengma?”
zhangleixinzangpengpengluantiao,wen。
qinwanyuyoufalaiyizhangzhaopian,shangmianshilianggexiaohongbenben,limianzhengshizhangleigenqinwanyuhepaidehongdizhaopian,tiezailegaichuodejiehunzhengshang。
如假包换。
zhangleibujingantan:youqianzhendekeyiweisuoyuwei。
tajueduimeiyougenqinwanyupaiguozheiyangdeheying,shenzhizhangdayihou,zheishidiyicijian,quezaiyitianzhineizhunbeituodangle。
“neiniweishenmeyaojiajiwo?”zhangleiyouwen。
tayeyouyiduziwentixiangwenzijidelaopo。
qinwanyufalaiyigeqiaopidebiaoqing,taoqidao:“zheigenijiubuyongguanle,qitianhou,yiqiemituandouhuijiekai,zaizheizhiqian,nizhuyaozhuanxinhuaqianjiuxing。”
yitiangongfu,jiuhuadiaolesibaiershiwan,shengxiabashiwanhaibuhaoshuo?
zhangleixinliyijingyoulepansuan,mailefang,xiayibudangrangaimaichele,buguocheshuyuxiaohaopin,bunengmaineimeguide,haiyouhunli,jiexialaibushiyaojiehunme,buzhijiuxishenmededouyaosuanshang。
jirangenqinwanyujiehunle,jiuyaojitazuihaode,napazheiqianshitachudeni。
zhangleizaimanxindepansuanzhong,zhujianyoulekunyi。
jiuzaizheishi,shoujituran**zhaxiang!
dianhuashizhangleidehaogemenerliuhaodalaide,zhangleikandoumeikanjietongdianhua。
neitouquechuanlaiwangpengdeshengyin:“daxueba,nidehaogemenerzaijiubahebawangjiu,zenmezhe,shiniguolaijiutahaishirangjiubabaoanxiuliliuhao?nikanzheban。”
zhangleishunjianjingshenle:“nimenzaina?”
“jiubayitiaojie。”wangpenglengxiaozhebaochudizhi,guaduandianhua。
liuhaodeweirenzhangleizuiqingchubuguo,zhangyi,quegentayiyang,shigeqionggui,jiubaneizhonggaoxiaofeidedifang,tashijueduibuhuiqude。
baimingleshibeiwangpengkengle。
zhangleixunsuchuanhaoyifu,dachezhibenjiubayitiaojie。
neilishiyejingjizuiweifanhuadediduan,yeshifuerdaizhaduidequanzi。
limiansuisuibianbianyipingjiu,shaozejibai,dongzheshangwan。
zhangleianzhaowangpengjidedizhi,zhaoguoqu,tamensuozaideweizhi,yanranshizhengtiaojieshangzuihaohuadeyijiadian!
“you,womendaxuebalaijiuxiongdiyuweinanle!”zuidadeyijianbaojian,banlipingchanggenwangpengsihundeneiquntongxuequandouzai,qijianhaiyoujigefuerdaiquanziwandebijiaohaode,gegesiyangbachadetangzaishafashang,baizulejiashi。
liuhaobaotoudunzaibaojianjiaoluoli,yanjingdousuileyipian,kandaozhangleilaile,dunshihan:“nibuyongguanwo,tamenrenduo,nikuaizou!”
“haitingjiangyiqidema,jiangyiqi,nijiubugaihebawangjiu,xiaofeilebujiqiansuanjigeyisi?”
“jiushi,nigeqiongbiyeganlaizheizhongdifangxiaofei。”qitajigefuerdaigenzheqihong。
zhangleijinmenzhijiejiangliuhaofuqilai,wen:“zenmehuishi?”
“tamenxiangwennigenqinwanyudeguanxi,buxinqinwanyuhuishininvpengyou,jiubiwenwo,wobukenshuo,tamenjiubawodaidaozheilai,qiangxingguanwojiu,hairangwochuqian……”
liuhaoxianranshiaidale,yankuangqingleyizhi,qifendao。
zhangleiyiguxiehuomanmanfajiao,chenshengdao:“niyoushenmeshichongwolai,bieweinanwoxiongdi。”
“haoyangde,wojiuxihuandaxuebazheigutoutiejinger。”wangpengxianranshiweibaitiandequrubaofu,cishipaizheshouzhang,zhijietuiletuizijimianqianneipingjiu:“nibazheijiuhele,zheishijiusuanlele。”
liuhaojidao:“bunenghe,zheijiusanwanbayiping,nizhiyaozhanyikou,tajiurangnichuyibanqian,qianwanbieshangtadedang!”
“wobuhezheijiu。”zhangleidandansaolejiupingyiyan,yandihuaguoyisilengxiao:“nixiangbashilele,guangrangwohejiuzenmexing,nidepeiwohe。”
“haoa,jinergegegejiumanzuni。”wangpenghahadaxiao。
zheixieqian,tashibuzaihude,tajiushiyaokengzhangleiyiba,zhiyaozhangleiheyikou,daoshihoujiezhangzijigentaaa,tayeshuobuchushenmelai!
“zheikeshinishuode。”zhangleixiaoyigengshen。
tayidaxiangzhi,jiaolaiyimingfuwusheng:“nimenzheizuiguidejiudoushishenme,nadanzilai。”
“gelinweizhi,wuwanbayiping。”
“jiulaizheige。”zhangleihaoshuangdao。
wangpengyandixunsuhuaguoyisichayi,jintianqinwanyubangtachengchangzinenglijie,bijingtamenxianranshirenshi,kanbuguoyanyouqingkeyuan。
kezhangleixianglaiqiongsuan,turanzheimedashoudajiaodeshishenmeyisi?
dandangzhezheimeduofuerdaigemenhetongxuedemian,wangpengyebuxiangdiuren,baichuyifufengpeidaodidejiashi。