第二章天上掉馅饼
peixunbaiwuliaolai，yigexingqideshijianyihuangerguo，wodebiaoxianhencha，kendingbuhuiliuzaijituanzongbu，qishidaoneiligongzuoduiwolaishuodouyiyang，genbenmeiyoufangzaixinshang。
zhiyuzijiwuyizhizhongjiudeneimingmeimaonvzi，jingranshiwanjiajituandexiaoshouzongjian，nianxinzaiqiweishuyishang。
jintianshipeixundezuihouyitian，zaishitangchiwanzaofan，wohuangdongzheshenti，manyouyoudechaozhejituanzongbudalouzouqu。
gangganglaidaozongbudaloudemenqian，shenhoubianchuanlaiyizhenchachedeshengyin，woniutoukanqu，shiyilianghongsebaomache。
“把车给我停好。”
yanqianheiyingyishan，baomachedeyaochirengdaolewodemianqian，geboyihui，jiangyaochizhuazaishouli，taitouchaozhechuanzhezangqingsezhiyetaozhuangherouse**demeimaonvziwangqu。
“yi！shini！”meimaonvzikanqinglewodeyangzi，biaoqingbuyoudeyileng。
“ouyangzongjian，nihao！”woyilianwanshibugongdeyangzi。
meimaonvzimingjiaoouyangfeier，zheiyigexingqideshijianli，genzijiyikuaipeixundeneiqunbaoan，zuilitidaozuiduodeyigeren，jiushiyanqiandeouyangfeier。
wanjiajituandiyimeinvouyangfeiershisuoyouyuangongdemengzhongqingren。
yigexingqiqiandewanshang，dangshideouyangfeierpitousanfa，biaoqingjinghuangshicuo，wobingweijuedetayouhechuzhong，ercishideouyangfeier，quejiwoyizhongjingyandeganjue。
**langpijianzhangfa，guazilian，dayanjing，lianshanglveshifendai，zangqingsedetaoqunzhuang，tuishangshiboboderouse**，jiaoshangshiheisedegaogenxie。
rongmaowuketiaoti，taozhuangyichenburan，zuizhuyaodeshitadeqizhi，gaolengderangrenbuganjinshen，genyigexingqiqiandeneitianwanshangshideta，daxiangjingting。
“nizaizheilizuobaoan？”yilengzhihou，ouyangfeierkaikouduiwoxunwendao。
“laizongbupeixun，yinggaibuhuiliuzaizheili，qingwenyaobachetingzaineili？”woduiqixunwendao。
“nijiranshilaipeixunde，neiwozijilaitingba。”ouyangfeierweixiaoleyixia，shuodao。
“haoba！”wobayaochirenghaijileta，zhuanshenchaozheerlouzouqu。
menqiandezheiyimu，beigenwoyikuaipeixundeneiqunbaoanquanbudoukandaole，suoyigangganglaidaoerloupeixunshi，tamenbianbawoweileqilai。
“wangmo，nirenzhenouyangfeier？”
“ng！”wohenzhuangbdedianlediantou。
“nimenzenmerenshide，jiwomenjiangjiang。”
“shia，moge，jiwomenjiangjiangba！”
wobuzhibujuezaitamenzuilibianchenglemoge。
benlaijiuwuliao，suoyiwokaishichuiqiniulai，huluanbianzaoleyigezijigenouyangfeierqingmeizhumadegushi。
xiawusidianzhong，zongbudebaoanduizhangnazheyizhangbiaolaidaolepeixunshi。
“dajiajingyijing，xianzaixuanbunimengezifenpeidedifang。”
“gushi、weiji，nimenliangrenqushijiaodetianyuanjixiechang。”
“真倒霉！”
“wenletian、miaopeng、weihao，nimensanrenqu......”
......
youderenfendaolehaodefengongsi，youderenfenqulexiaoqu，dangniandaowodemingzideshihou，wodebiaoqingbuyoudeyileng。
“wangmo，niliuzaijituanzongbu。”baoanduizhangxubingyilianbuqingyuandeniandao。
“moge，niguorangenouyangfeieryouyituia，peixunleyigexingqi，nishuileyigexingqi，jingranhainengliuzaizongbu，zhenshirenbiren，qisirena！”wenletianchezhedasangmenshuodao。
qishitingdaozheigefenpeijieguo，wozijiyeshifendejingya，benlaiyiweinengbukaichuzijijiubucuole，xianzaijingranfenpeizaizongbu。
zongbudebaoan，suirangongzigenqitafengongsidouyiyang，danshimeigejidudejiangjinqueshiqitafengongsibukebide。
diertianshangban，wozaiyicizaijituandaloumenqianyudaoleouyangfeier。
“nibawoliuxiade？”wokaimenjianshandeduitaxunwendao。
“zongbudejiangjinhuiduoyidian。”ouyangfeierdianlediantou，meiyoufouren。
“xiexie，suanwoqianniyigerenqing，youshenmeshiyaobangmangshuoyisheng，wozheirenzuibuxihuanqianrenrenqing。”
“you！”meixiangdaowodehuayingangluo，ouyangfeierbiandianlediantou，shuo：“bangexiaoshizhihou，laiwobangongshiyitang。”
“e！”wodebiaoqingyileng，suihoudianlediantou，shuo：“hao！”
baoanduizhangxubingkandaowozaigenouyangfeierliaotian，yushimashangxiaopaoleguolai，shuo：“ouyangzongjian，zheimingbaoanshixinlaide，niyoushenmeshiqingjiaojiwolaizuoba。”
tingdaoxubingdehua，wopielepiezui，bizililenghengleyisheng。
ouyangfeierlikaizhiqian，zaiciduiwodingzhuleyiju：“biewangle。”suihouzhuanshenzoujinledianti，zishizhizhongliankandoumeiyoukanxubingyiyan。
dangouyangfeierlikaizhihou，xubinglianshangluchuleyisiganga。
“wangmo，ouyangzongjianjiaonizuoshenme？”xubingduiwoxunwendao。
“sishi！”wolandelita，gengbupatajiwochuanxiaoxie，yinweiduiyuzheifenbaoandegongzuo，woyidiandoubuzaihu，gandebukaixin，jiuhuanyijiagongsihaole，baoanyoubushishenmehaogongzuo。
genghekuang，ruoshitabaworejile，wobujieyirangtadaoyiyuantangshangliangtian。
“heng！”xubinglenghengleyisheng，zoukaile。
bangexiaoshizhihou，wolaidaolegongsizongbudaloudedishiqilou，genmishushuoleyisheng，bianlaidaolexiaoshouzongjiandebangongshi，qiaoleqiaomen，libianmashangchuanlaiouyangfeierdeshengyin：“jinlai！”
我推门走了进去。
ouyangfeierzuozailaobanyishang，shuangyandingzhewokanlehaoyihui，shuo：“bamenguanshang。”
wolengleyixia，danrengranyiyanguanshanglebangongshidemen，ranhoulaidaobangongzhuoqian，daliangzheouyangfeier，wen：“ouyangzongjianjiaowolaiyoushenmeshi？”
“坐吧！”
我有些摸不到头脑。
daiwozuoxiazhihou，ouyangfeierzhilezhishenzi，dandandewendao：“nijinnianduodale？”
“查户口吗？”
“bushi，ruguonijieyidehuajiusuanle。”
“ershiwu！”xiangleyixia，wohaishirushihuidalezijinianlingdewenti。
“有女朋友吗？”
“meiyou！”woyaoleyaotou，yanjingyihuodemuguanggengshen，gaobuqingouyangfeierhululimaideshenmeyao。
“neinizheigexingqiwuwanshangkebukeyi......kebukeyi......”ouyangfeieryifuyuyanyouzhidemoyang。
“ouyangzongjian，niyouhuabianshuo，tuntuntutudelingwoshifenbushuang。”womeitouweizhouleqilai。
“nikebukeyidangwoyitiandenanpengyou。”ouyangfeierlianseyihong，jisudeshuodao。
“e？”wozenmeyemeiyouxiangdao，ouyangfeierjingrantichuzheiyangdeyaoqiu，buguowoxihuan。
kandaowofaleng，ouyangfeierhaiyiweiwobuyuanyi，mashangshuodao：“keyijinibaochou，sanqiankuai，gouma？”
“chengjiao！”wolianshanghaowubiaoqing，xinliquezaoyijinglekailehua：“jiqingguoqingchengdedameinvdangnanpengyou，bingqiehaiyousanqiankuaidebaochouna，jianzhijiushitianshangdiaoxianbing，bingqiezhenghaozazaizijitoushang，shazicaibugan。”
xingqisiwanshangxiabandeshihou，ouyangfeierbawojiaoshangletadeche，ranhoudaizhewoqumaileyitaogaodangdexifu、chenyi、pixie，zheiyitaoxialai，yigonghualetaxiaoerwankuai。
wosuiranqueqian，danshiqueconglaibuchiruanfan，yushidangtabazheitaoxifudidaowodemianqiandeshihou，wobingmeiyoujie，duiqiwendao：“ouyangzongjian，nizheishishenmeyisi？”
“mingtianwanshangbushiqingnijiabanwonanpengyouma？”
“ng！”wodianlediantou。
“wofumuyizhicuizhewozhaonanyoupeng，zheigezhoumojiwoanpaileercixiangqin，weileyingfutamen，woshuozijiyounanpengyoule，xingqiwuwanshangnigenwoquwofumujialichifan，woxiangnichuandezhengshiyidian。”ouyangfeiershuodao。
“haoba！”womianweiqinandedianlediantou。
“haiyou，nimingtianwanshangbunengzaijiaowoouyangzongjian。”
“neijiaonishenme？”womingzhiguwen。
“菲儿。”
“haoba，feier。”wodangchangbiangailekou，yifushifen**deyangzi。
ouyangfeiermeidaizhoulezhou，buguomeiyouzaishuoshenme。
diertianbianshixingqiwu，xiabanzhihou，ouyangfeierkaizhechezaisusheloumenqiandengwo。
wohuanshangneitaogaodangxifu，duizhejingzizhaolezhao。
jingzilideqingnian，shengao182，yaobanbiting，lianshangdelengjingfenming，xiandeshifengangyi，buguoyanjingdemuguangquedaizhejifenpiqi。
“meixiangdaozijichuanxizhuangrucideshuaiqi。”wohenchoumeideshuaileshuaitoufa，xinzhongananzikua。
wozaizongbuquantibaoanxianmudemuguangzhizhong，zoudaolelouxia，zuanjinleouyangfeierdebaomacheli。
嗡......
chezishichulewanjiajituan。
ouyangfeieryibiankaiche，yibianjiangyifenziliaodijilewo，shuo：“zheishiwodeziliaohejialideqingkuang，jizhu，womenjiaowangyijingdabannianle，zheixieziliaonidouyaobeishu。”
wodayueliulanleyixia，yousanzhangzhideneirong，buyoudezhoulezhoumeitou，shuo：“jizheimeduodongxiyaoshasiwoduoshaonaoxibaoa。”
tingdaowodehua，ouyangfeierdebiaoqingshifendeguaidan，haoxianghaiyoudianshengqi，houlaiwocaizhidao，zaijituanzhizhong，zhuiouyangfeierderendouyouyigejiaqianglianle，youhenduorenfeilehendadejingdougaobudaotadeziliao，xianzaitabazijidequanbuziliaodoujilewo，wojingranhaiyifubuyuanyikandeyangzi。
“zaijinijiayiqiankuaiqian，bixumashangjishu，jueduibunengluxian。”meiyoubanfadeouyangfeier，yaoyaqiechideshuodao。
“meiwenti。”yitingyoujiayiqiankuaiqian，wobianmashangdayinglexialai。
zijikebuben，zhiyaoyuanyiji，sanzhangzhideneirongshixiaoyisile。
wokanleyixiaohui，bianchaozheouyangfeierdexiongbutoutoudemiaoqu。
ouyangfeieryousuofaxian，meidaijinsuodeshuodao：“nidafangyidian。”
“haoba！”wozhijiedingzhetaxiongkoukanqu，xinzhonghaiananxiangzhe：“zheishinirangwodafangde，kebieguaiwo。”
“nikanshenme？”ouyangfeierlianseyihan，dishenghewen。
“ziliaoshangshuonidexiongshi36c，wozenmekanzhemeiyouneimeda？”woyilianpiqidehuidadao。
“ni......”ouyangfeierzhangzheimeda，haimeiyourenganyongzheiyangdekouwengentashuohua，cishiqidetahenbudeyijiaobawochuaixiache。
woyingzheouyangfeierhenbudesilewodemuguang，shuo：“bieshengqi，wozhengzaishiyingninanpengyoudejiaose，nirangwomaochongninanpengyou，bingqiemashanghaiyaoqujiannidefumu，womenhaijiaowangledabanniandeshijian，ruguobushuxinideshenti，kendinghuiluxiande，wozheiyeshiweilebaozhibaoliangdewanchengzijiderenwu。”
ouyangfeierwuhuakeshuo，yibiankaicheyibianshengzhemenqi，zuihoucongzuilibengchuyijuhua：“ninandaojiubunengshenshiyidian？”
“nirenweiruguorangwozhuangshenshidehua，neng**bangma？”wowaizhetouduitafanwendao。
“zhei......”ouyangfeierxiongkouqifuleyixia，zuizhongfangqilefankang，shuo：“haoba，nixiangkanjiukanba，xiwangdaoshihounibiechuanbangjiuxingle。”
“woyoubuxiangzhannibianyi，ruguoxiangzhanbianyidehua，neitianwanshang，niyiweinihainengtaochuwodeshouzhangxin？”woxiexiedeshuodao。
“ni......”ouyangfeierlianseyihong，zuizhongmeiyoushuohua，kaishimentoukaiche，buzailiwo。