第六章鬼主意
yinweishisanxianxiaochengshi，suoyishilizhiyouyijiafaguocanting。
zoujincantingluozuozhihou，wohaobukeqidekaishidiancan，yibiandian，yibianguanchazheouyangwendelianse，zhidaotameitoujinsuoqilai，wocaishanshandeduifuwuyuanshuodao：“jiuzheimeduoba。”
呼！
wotingzhidiancaizhihou，faxianouyangwendebiaoqingzhongyuyisong，buguowomashangyoujiashangleyiju：“bugouzaidian。”
ouyangwendebiaoqingyoushiyijin，suihouyanjinglipenchuliangdaonuhuo，dingzhewoshuodao：“yebupachengsi。”
“bupa，chibule，wodouzhezou。”woyangleyangmeimao，huidadao。
“ni......jie，jiefushenmerena。”ouyangwenkandaozaiwozheilitaobudaobianyi，kaishigenjiejieouyangfeiersajiao。
ouyangfeierdenglewoyiyan，wozhuangzuomeikanjian。
geshigemaopaihuo，youbushinizhennanpengyou，ganmaqubajiexiaoyizi。
xingyiquanjiangjiuyingjinyingda，yongwangzhiqian，congxiaolianquanyeyingxianglezijidexinjing，piqihenjue，xingzishifendegangqiang，yanligengshirongbudeshazi。
ruoshiwonenghuagangweirou，lianchuanjing，zehuiyinyangdiaohe，quxiangzhongyong，caiweizhiweidacheng。
buguowolizheizhongjingjiehaiyuan，cishiwodepiqijiushirenbufanwo，wobufanren，renruofanwo，wobifanren。
“jiefu，gangcainishizenmefaxianneilianggerenshixiaotoude，buyaogaosuwo，yinweitamenyirendaizheerding，yirenranzhehuangtoufa。”ouyangwenkaikouduiwoxunwendao。
wobingmeiyoujizhehuidatadewenti，ershizaicisaoleyixiacaidan，shuo：“womenshibushishaodianleyiyangdongxi？”
“shenme？”ouyangwendebiaoqingyizhenjinzhang。
“jiushuia，womenkaipinglafeiba。”woxiaomimideshuodao。
“a！”ouyangwenbiaoqingyileng，shuoleyiju：“womeiqianle，zheiyangyijinghualewoyigeyuegongzile，jiefuniraolewoba，yaobuwobashangwumaidedongxituijini？”
kandaoouyangwenrenshule，wobianbuzaijianchi：“neijiusuanleba。”
xiaoyang，gengedou，zhidaolihaileba！
“jiefu，nikuaishuo，gangcaiweishenmenengzairenqunzhizhong，yiyankanchuneilianggerenshixiaotou？”kanqilai，ouyangwenduizheijianshiqingshifendezaiyi。
guoshushicongzhanchangdesishazhizhongyanhuachulaidewuji，zuijibendeyaoqiujiushiyanguanliulu、ertingbafang，chuyuyigemoshengdedifang，yiyansaoguoqu，niyaopanduanchusheiduiniyoudiyi，liandaogaoshenzhichu，yiyansaoqu，meigerendeqingxudoukeyiqingxidefanyingzaizijidenaohaizhizhong。
gudaidajiang，qianjunwanmazhizhongquduifangzhujiangshouji，chuleyishenchushenruhuadewuyizhiwai，zuizhuyaodejiushiyanguanliulu、ertingbafang，bikaiyaohai，xundipozhan。
dangshiwomensanrenlaidaoshangchangyiloudeshihou，wotiaojianfanshedesaoleyiyanshangchangyiloudating，ganghaofaxianleliangmingxiaoqingniancongneimingsanshiduosuide**beibaolinachuqianbaoheshouji，benlaiwobuxiangduoguanxianshi，danshibeiouyangwenyiji，zheicaichushoujiangkuaiyaozouchushangchangdamendeliangrenjijielexialai。
danshiwobingbuxianggaosuouyangwenshihua，gengbuxiangrangtazhidaozijishiguoshuchuanchengzhe，suoyiwobuhuangbumangdeqiexiayikuainiurou，yongchazifangjinzuili，suihoucaishuoleergezi：“zhijue！”
“ni......”ouyangwenshunjianchuyubaozoudebianyuan，yixiazizhanleqilai，tagenbenbuxiangxinshenmegoupizhijue，gangcainaizhexingzixiangworenshu，jiushiweilezhidaoworuhefaxianxiaotoudezongji。
“wenwen，woshinijiefu，zaishuonihaishiyimingrenminjingcha，danding，yaodanding！”womanmandechizheniupai，yilianyouxiandeduizhanqilaideouyangwenshuodao。
“wenwenbienao！”ouyangfeierkezhidaozijidemeimei，shangxiaoxuedeshihou，jiudadenanhaiziwawaku，zhangdashanglejingxiaozhihou，gengshixueleyishendeqinnagedoudegongfu，tahaizhenpaouyangwenqijizhixia，zouwoyidun。
“heng！”zuizhongouyangwenshengqidezuolexialai，yijuhuabushuo，kaishiduifuzijiyanqiandeniupai。
meiguoduojiu，wokandaoouyangwendeyanzhuzhuanlejixia，shanguojiaohuademuguang，xinlibuyoudegedengyixia：“zheigejiaxiaoziyouyaogaoshenmeguizhuyi。”
“姐夫！”
“嗯？”
“xiangbuxiangwanqiang？”ouyangwendelianshangluchudahuilangkanxiaobaitudebiaoqing。
“xiang......a！”wolazhangleyin，tongshinaozilisikaozhe，tayaozuoshenme。
“xiawuwodainihejiejiequjingduibachangwan。”
“可以吗？”
“zhiyaogenzhewo，dangrankeyi。”ouyangwenyifushifenzixindemoyang。
“haoa！”wodianlediantou。
ouyangfeierzeshiyilianyihuodedingzhemeimeiouyangwen，shuo：“xiawuwomenyaohuiqu，jiubuqujingduiwanle，xiaciba。”
“jie，nikebunengyoulejiefu，jiubupeimeimeile，zaishuojiefudoutongyile。”
“feier，quba，meigenanrendouyouyikenaqiangdexina。”wokaikouduiouyangfeiershuodao。
“haoba！”zuizhongouyangfeiertongyile。
jiezhangcongfaguocantingchulaizhihou，womenyixingsanrenjiachechaozheshixingjingduierqu。
laidaoxingjingduixunlianchangzhihou，ouyangwenhaizhendaizhewomenjinqule，buguozhinengjinrugedouxunlianshi，zhiyushejichang，woheouyangfeiergenbenjinbuqu。
ouyangwenkaikoushuodao：“jiefu，shizaibuhaoyisi，tamenzhiyunxunihejiejiecanguangedoushi，buzhunjinshejichang，gengbunengmoqiang，shiwogaocuole，shizaibuhaoyisi。”
wokandaoouyangwenzuishangshuobuhaoyisi，danshilianshangdebiaoqingqueshiyidianqianyidoumeiyou，xiangfan，haoxianghaiyouyisiyinmoudechengdexingfen。
“meishi！”woweiweiyixiao，huidadao。
xiaonizi，bawokuanglaigedouxunlianshi，kanlaishixiangmingzhengyanshundezouwoyidun，ai，kexiniyihuijiuzhidaozijideruyisuanpandacuole。
wozaixinlianandexiangdao。
“jiefu，yaobuwomenlailianlian，fanzhengdouyijinglaile。”ouyangwenzhongyuluchulehuliweiba。
“wenwen，bienaole，jiranburangjinqu，womenjiuzouba。”ouyangfeieryeyijingcaidaolemeimeiouyangwendexiangfa。
ouyangwenbingbulijiejie，ershidingzhewoshuodao：“jiefu，woshinvhaizi，nishinanren，wodoubupa，nibuhuihaipaba？”
激将法都用出来了。
woxiaomimidekanzheouyangwen，dianlediantou，shuo：“hao，neijiuwanwan，haojiumeiyouhuodongshentile。”
“shuangkuai，woqujinijietaoxunlianfu。”ouyangwenkandaowoshanggoule，yushimeikaiyanxiaodequjiwojiexunlianfuqule。
dangwohuanshangbaisekuansongdexunlianfuzouchulaideshihou，ouyangwenyijingyingzisashuangdezaixunlianshidengwole。
“jiefu，nidaneilianggexiaotoudeshihou，tinglihaide，womenlaibihuabihua。”
“haoa！”wolianshangrengranguazheqianqiandexiaorong。
“wenwen！”ouyangfeierdeshengyinxiangleqilai。
“jie，wojiugenjiefunaozhewan，shangbudaota。”
shuozhe，ouyangwenbudengtajiejiehuihua，yigejianbucuandaowodemianqian，taijiaochaozhewodeduzijiushiyijizhengti。
youtuitichuzhihou，tadeshengyincaixiangleqilai：“jiefu，xiaoxinle。”
kanzhetixiangzijifubudezheiyijiao，benlaiwozhixuchaohoutuibanbu，jiukeyiqingsonghuajie，danshiweileshashaouyangwenderuiqi，wojuedingbanbubutui，dixiayoujiaochaoqianjihua，chengxubu，zuoxiwanqu，tongshiyouquancongleibudaolechuqu。
半步崩拳！
砰！
wozheiyijibanbubengquanzhijiedazaiouyangwendejiaodibanshang，wokandaotalianbudejiroushunjianyizhenchouchu，suihoudengdengdeng......liantuishubu，jiaozhangluodizhihou，tongdemashangyoutaileqilai，koulidaoxizheliangqi，yanjingligengshiyipianhairan。
gangcaidezheiyijibanbubengquan，wohaiweijinquanli，jinjinzhiyonglesanfenzhiyideliqi，ruoshizhendebabengquandeluoxuanjingdachulaidehua，ouyangwendeshentijiubushidaotuihuiquzheimejiandanle。
dangnianguoyunshendashibanbubengquandatianxia，qizhishishuoshuoeryi。
jimiaozhongzhihou，ouyangwenfanyingleguolai，rangleyisheng：“jiefu，kanbuchulai，niliqihaitingda，womenzailai。”
shuozhe，tazaicipuleguolai。
zheiyici，tameiyouyongjiao，ershiyiquanchaozhewodebiliangdalai。
quanweijishen，wochaoqianyibu，yingleshangqu，tongshishichuyijipiquan。
piquanrufu，xianyanghoupi！
woyouzhangxianshitiexiongchaoshangguotouding，padeyisheng，zhenghaofengzhuleouyangwendalaidezheiyiquan。
quanjingyun：tingjianxiang，wanglichuang。
suoyizaitingdaoxiangshengzhihou，wodeyouzhangzitouding，chaozheqianfangbianpilexiaqu。
砰！
zheiyizhangzhengdazaiouyangwendexiongkou，woganjueshouzhangxinchuchuanlaiyizhenrouruan，yushibianshoulejing。
噔噔噔......
扑通！
suiranzuihouwoshoulejing，danshiouyangwendeshentirengranchaohoushuailechuqu，yi**zuozaidishang，liangzhidayanjingbukesiyidedengzhewo。
tazenmeyexiangbumingbai，buguanshizaijingxiaohaishizaixingjingdui，tadeqinnagedoushudouburuo，weishenmezaiwoshoulilianyizhaodoudingbuzhu。
“wenwen，nimeishiba？”ouyangfeieryilianjinzhangdepaodaoleouyangwenmianqian，jiangtalaleqilai。
“jie，womeishi。”ouyangwenmeiyoulihuijiejiedeguanxin，ershijingzhizoudaolewodemianqian：“jiefu，meikanchulainishigaoshoua。”
“hehe！shenmegaoshou，gangcaiwojiuzheimechaoqianyitui，yebuzhidaozenmejiubanituichuqule，nimeishiba？”wozhuangshachonglengdeshuodao，tongshichaozheouyangwendexiongkoumiaoqu，gangcaideneiyijipiquan，zhenghaozazaitadexiongkou，zhangxinneizhongrouruandeganjuexianzaihaiweixiaoshi。
“ouyangwendexiongbuzhishaoyeyou36c。”wozaixinliananxiangdao。
“jiefu，nishaokuangwole，wozaijingduili，qinnagedoukeburuo，zhiyoushaoshujigerennengdaguowo，ergangcaineiyijiao，worutongtizailegangbanshang，nigangcaideneiyizhang，qibaofalizhida，wodeshentixiangbeiyitouniujizhuangfeileside。”
shuozhe，ouyangwentaiqilezijixuebaideyoujiao，guoranyoujiaodibanchuxianleyikuaiyuqing。
“zuoxia，wobangniroukaiyuxue，buranyaotongjitian。”kandaoouyangwenjiaodixiadeyuqing，woxinliyizhenqianyi，suiranzijicaiyonglesanfenzhiyideliliang，danshibengquanjingzhida，haishishangdaoleouyangwen。
“wenwen，nimeishiba？”ouyangfeierkandaomeimeijiaodibanshangdeyuqing，yilianjinzhangdexunwendao，tongshiduiwoluchuzeguaidemuguang。
“jie，womeishi。”ouyangwenxiaozhehuidadao，taxianzaidemuguangyizhizaiwoshenshangyouli，fangfofaxianlexindaluside：“jiefu，nishibushilianguowushu？minjiangaoshou？”