第五章给我闭嘴
“lushangchuledianxiaoshi，chebeirenzhuangle，zhengzaixiu，duifangjiujilezheiliangcheguoduyixia。”linmujiandandejieshileyixia。
weileburangfangmuyandanxin，tayemeiyouduoshuoshenme。
fangmuyanxinzhongyufadeqiguaile。
zhengzhengyiniandouzhinengzuoxiejiandandeshidelinmu，turanbaofachufeichangqiangdadezhandouli。
yiliangbaoma5xibeizhuangle，duifangjingranpeileyiliangbenchisjiyonglaiguodu。
zheixieshiqing，zenmexiangzenmeqiguai。
buguoshanglechezhihou，fangmuyanjiumeiyouquxiangzheixieshiqingle。
tazhengzaikaolv，zheijianshiqingyinggaizenmejifangjiaderenyigejiaodai，fangjiayouhuichengshouzenyangdehouguo，tayinggaizenmeshouchang。
zheixieshiqingbilinmudeneixieshizhongyaoduole，yeshitaxianzaisuoxuyaokaolvdedongxi。
fangmuyanyouxietoutengderouleroutaiyangxue，meiyihuier，tadeshoujixiangleqilai。
yikan，shimuqinchenyumei。
“妈。”
“muyan！linmuneigefeiwudongxiyoumeiyougennizaiyiqi！”gangyijietongdianhua，duimianjiuchuanlaimuqinnubukeedeshengyin。
fangmuyantaiqitoukanlelinmuyiyan，shuodao：“wozhengzaigenlinmuyiqihuijia，zenmele？”
“zenmele？daodizenmelenihaibuzhidaoma？！”chenyumeinudao，“zheigefeiwudongxipingshizaijialimian，lianxigeyifudoujuedeleima？zenmexianzaiyouliqidarenle？haishidadesungongzi！baiyanlangdedongxi，womenjiabaibaiyangletayinian，tadaohao......”
chenyumeizaidianhualijianglinmumadegouxuelintou。
fangmuyanmeitouweicu，qiaoqiaodejiangyinliangdiaoxiao，ranhouduichenyumeishuodao：“ma，wozheibianxinhaobuhao，huiquzaigennishuo。”
shuowan，yebudengchenyumeineibianyoushenmefanying，jiuzhijiejiangdianhuaguadiaole。
qingqingdetanlekouqi，fangmuyanxinqinggengjiachenzhongle。
zheijianshiqing，kongpayijingchuandaojialimianle。
neixieqinqi，gujizaojiuzaijialimiandengzhetamenhuilai。
duiyutamenlaishuo，wulunzijizaodaoshenmeyangdediaonanhewuru，zijidouyinggaichengshouzhe，bunengyousihaodefankangba。
zijibujiushishoudianwuruma，yousuandeleshenme？
xiangdaozheier，fangmuyanwolewoquantou。
linmuceguotou，kanzhefangmuyan，renzhendeshuodao：“laopo，fangxin，haiyouwoni。”
fangmuyanluchuyigemianqiangdexiaorong，kaozhechechuang，meiyoushuohua。
linmuyanzhongyisiliseshanguo。
xingfangdehexingsundezuihaobietaiguofenle，fouzedehua，tabujieyirangtamenkankan，shenmecaijiaoyishiqiren！
yiluwuhua，linmudaizhefangmuyanhuijiale。
guoran，yijinmen，jiukandaojigefangjiadeqinqi，huozuozaishafashang，huobaozheshoubeizhanzaiyibian，qishixiongxiongdeshuozheshenme。
yijiandaolinmuhefangmuyanhuilai，zhongrenjiudouzhanleqilai，kanzheerren。
chenyumeijianlinmuhaiganhuilai，dunshinuhuojiushanglaile，tachongdaogenqian，zhizhelinmu：“nihaiyoulianhuilai！？nijiwomenfangjiarelezheimedadehuonihaiganhuilai？！”
“ma，dajiazheishizaiganshenme？”fangmuyanwangqianyibu，zhanzailinmugenqian，chushengwendao。
“ganshenme？haibushiweilezheigefeiwuredeshi！”chenyumeizhongzhongyiheng。
“shia，muyan，wozaojiugennishuole，buyaogenzheigefeiwujiehun，nidangshibutingwomende，nikankan，zheimejiule，buguangfeiwu，haireshi！”
yigesiwushisuidezhongnianfunvzaiyibianjianzheshengyinshuodao。
tashifangmuyandedabomu，zuiweiquyanfushi，yeshitazuixianjiangfangjiadegufenmaichuqude。
fangmuyanzhoumeidao：“dabomu，nizheihuashishenmeyisi？wojiehunshiwodeshi，genniyoushenmeguanxi？”
“muyan！nizheishuodeshishenmehua！younizheimegenzhangbeishuohuadema？”
beifangmuyanduileyiju，lingwaiyigenianjishaoweixiaoyixiedeguifu，fangfobeicaileweibademao，tiaolechulai，shuodao，“saozi，nihaiguanbuguanmuyanle？”
jintiandezheixieren，doushichenyumeijiaoguolaide，mudejiushiweilejizijizaoshi，takendingbuhuifangguozheigejihui，kaikouchidao：“muyan！nizenmenengzheimegendabomushuohua？”
dabomulenghengdao：“dajiashuoshuo，yiqianmuyanduometinghuadeguniang，zicongzhaolezheimegemeiyongdeshangmennvxu，xinggeshidabiana，nimenkankan，xianzaidouganzhijieduiwozheigebomule。zhenbuzhidaonanheshizenmexiangde，yaozhaozheimegedongxi！”
“yaowoshuoa，muyan，nihaishiganjinlihunba！zicongnimenjiehunzhihou，fangjiaa，shiyanchouzhejiuyuelaiyuechale！doushizheigesaobaxinghaide！”
“dajieshuodebucuo，nimenlianggegenbenjiububanpei！renjiasungongziduohao，buguangjialishiqianyunjituan，zijishouliyeyoubuxiaodeshengyi，qianduanshijianwojiugennimenshuoguole，rangnimenquanquanmuyan，xianzaidaohao，sungongzijingranbeitadale！”
zhongrenqizuibashedeweileguolai，kaishiqianzelinmu。
fangmuyanqidelianshangcangbaiyipian。
这就是自己的亲戚！
jingransongyongzhezijilihun，weiletamendeliyi，qugenneigebiantaijiehun！
方穆烟心都凉了。
“nimenrangwolihun，ranhougensunjinghongjiehun？”fangmuyanturanqingqingdexiaolechulai，“woshinimendediqinwanbei，nimengenwoshuozheiyangdehua，zhendeshiwodezhangbeima？”
tingdaofangmuyandehua，dabomubugaoxingle：“muyan，nizheihuashishenmeyisi？womendajiakedoushiweinizhexiangde！xianzaizanmenfangjiadegufenyijingkuaibeisungongziyijiashougouwanle，fangjiagongsi，mashangjiuxingsunle，sunjiacaidaqicu，erqiesungongzizhangdeyeshigaodashuaiqi，womenzheishiweinihao，nizenmeshuozheiyangdehua？”
“shia，muyan，sungongzishuole，zhiyaonijiaguoqu，zheixiegufenjiudouhuisongjiwomenfangjia，daoshihoufangjiadechanye，haishifangjia，haishiguiniya！”
“muyan，nijiudayingleba，sungongziduiniyeshiyipianzhenxin，erqie，fangjiashizaishituobuqile。”
jianzhetamenyirenyiju，zhanzaidayi，zhanzaizijidejiaodu，genzijishuozheixiehua，fangmuyandexinliangtoule。
mingmingshiweileneixieqian，weiletamendeliyi，queyaoqiuzijizuochuzheiyangexisheng！
他们也说得出口！
zhengxiangshuohua，jiujianlinmuzhanlechulai。
linmuzoudaodabomumianqian，shuodao：“shinirangmuyanjiajisunjinghongde？”
“haoa，nigefeiwudongxi，nibasungongzidaledeshiqing，wohaimeizhaonisuanzhangni，xianzainijingranhaiganzhudongzhaowo，ni......”
tahuameishuohua，jiuting“pa”deyisheng，linmuyibazhang，zhijieshuaizailetadelianshang。
“jiwo......bizui！”