第1章
“kuaikan，《pianzhizongcaiyoudianbing》gengxinle！”
wangluoshang，yiqunshumibenzouxianggao，xiaoshuoxinzhangjiexiadeduzhepinglunxunsushuaxin，wuyiliwaidoushi“fengpizongcaihaodaigan”、“dadakuaigengxin”、“woyaokanzongcaizhuiqihuozangchang”zhileideliuyan。
zuozheshuluokanzhetuhaoduzhebuduanrengguolaidedashang，jianpanqiaodegengjiamaili。
jiuzaizheishi，“peng”deyisheng，tajianloudechuzuwubeirencongwaimianchuaikai。
jiezhe，jigeshenchuanheixizhuangderencongwaimianchuangjinlai，zaishuluodezhenjingzhongpaikailianglie。
zaitamenhoumian，yougegaodadenanrenmaizhebizhidezhangtuizoujin，qichangqiangdadihuihuishou，likeyoushouxiajitaduanlaiyizi。
talengzhelianzuoxia，weiqiaoqierlangtui，yangleyangmei，shengyindichen：“xiea，zenmebujixuxiele？”
luyaonian，huachenghui，shuluodourenshi。
lunkuofenming，yanshenxili，pifubaixijiankang，jushoutouzudoushiguiqi，zhangdehaokan，renyexinhenshoula，dianxingdebadaozongcairenshe。
jianghurencheng“sanye”，dengxianrenbugankaojin，zuoyongyiwanshenjia，shilujiaweiyidezhangquanren。
jiuyinweizheichongmanchuanqisecaideshenfen，suoyibeishuluodangchenglexiaoshuosucai，ranhoujinxingle“yishu”shangdejiagong，xiejinleshuli。
shide，shuluobarenrenweijudeluyaonianxiechengle《pianzhizongcaiyoudianbing》lineigepianzhi、fengpi、tiangounvzhu、haiyouteshupihaodeshenjingbingnanzhu......
“lu，lusanye......”tazhanweiweidikaikou，xiangyezhidaozheiweiyeshiweishenmelaide。
luyaonianxiuzhangdeshouzhiniezheshouji，diankaimouxiaoshuoapp，fankaineibenyijingyouershiwanzaidudexiaoshuo，yanpiyonglandiweimi，xixiduzheshangmianderenwujianjie：“luyaonian，lushijituanzongcai，jianghurenchengerye，fengpiyoubing，xihuanzaijiachuannvzhuang，xihuanmouxiaoshuozuozheshuluo，weiletatiangouwunian......”
nanrenyuelaiyuelengdeshengyinqiaojizaishuluoerbian，tingdetahoubeiqileyicengliangyi。
jiezhe，yishenglenghengcongneifeibodezuichunzhongyichu：“he，yingshedehenhao，haitingtitie，jiyegailegexing，nizenmebugancuixiezhijiedian，yaobuzhijiebawoxiechengnidetiangoudele！”
“sanyeshuoshenme，wo、wotingbudong......”
舒落装傻。
luyaonianyanpishunjiantaiqi，shechuliangdaolimang，jiezheshoujizhongzhongwangdishangyishuai，shangqianniezhuleshuluodexiaba：“tingbudong？tingbudongquanguorenmindoubazheishenjingbingnanrendairuchengxiaoye，liantamadewomadoulaiwenwoshibushizhende？！”
“ni、nimayezaikan？”
“你说呢？”
“......”
maya，zuoweiyigewannianpujie，shuluokaishizhixiangyueruguowan，wanwanmeixiangguohuiwudaozhengzhumianqian！
tabuzhidaodeshi，youyutazairenshexinxishangdejingzhunyingshe，jihushigerenshiluyaonianderendouyiweizheibenxiaoshuoshitadegerenchuanji。
xinxizhonghedushizaishitaigaole！
jintianhezuotandaoyiban，hezuofangbupasidilaiwentaheshuluoshibushizhende，luyaonianrenwukeren，zheicaiqinzizhaoshangmen。
taweigoulegoushouzhitou，shouxiadiguolaiyigeyinsexiangzi，dakai，limianshimanmandangdangderenminbi，“nixiexiaoshuobujiushiweilezhuanqianma？zheilishiwushiwan，baneirenshejiwogaile。”
“改什么？”
yikanjianqian，shuluojiuliangyanfanguang。
luyaonianshuaikaita，xianediyongshoupacalecashou，“gaoleng，gaogui，youya，duinvrenbuganxingqu，dongma？”
“a？neiganqingxizenmekaizhan，zheimeiyoumengdian，duzhejiubuaikanlea！”
刷！
tabibilailaideshihou，yijixilideyandaofeiguolai。
zhijianluyaonianmorandemouziweixiandimilemi，jinggaodinizheta：“tamenaibuaikanguanyepishi！nizhiyaojidebayedexingxiangzhaobuhuilaijiuxing，yaoshibubuhuilai，niqiaojianpanneishigenshouzhitoujiubieyaole！”
手指......
shuluowenyan，jingjudibashouzhitouzangzaihoumian，toudiandexiangjizhuomi：“zhidaolezhidaole，wogai。”
luyaonianmanyididaizherenlikai，liuxiamandilangjie。
tamenyizou，shuluojiulinzheneigezhuangmanwushiwanxianjindeyinxiangzihezijidebijibendiannao，dachelikailechuzuwu，ranhouzhongxinhuanlegedifangjixumazi。
youwushiwanle，sheihaizhuneipodifanga。
diertian，《pianzhizongcaiyoudianbing》zhaochanggengxin，xindezhangjieneirongshiluyaonianpengzheqianguiqiushuluobatazaishulidexingxiangxiedegaodayidian。
ng......zaicijingzhunyingshe。
kanzhexingengxindeneirong，luyaonianzaihuiyishiyaodehoucaoyakazhizuoxiang，dixiakaihuideyizhonggaoguandaqidoubuganchu。
sanlehui，tezhuwensixiaoxinyiyidiwenta：“luzong，zenmeban？”
taminleminchun，shengdiaodideheren：“barenjiwozhualai。”
wensidaizhebaobiaoqianwangshuluochuzuwudeshihou，lisuodangranpulegekong。
shuluonazheneiwushiwanzulejianpiaoliangdedanshengongyu，pilipaladimazhexiayizhangzhongerqingjie——luyaonianmanshijiebulibuqidizhaoshuluo，bingqiefashi，meiyoutajiuyaozhenggewangwenjiepeizang！
luyaoniankanzhezijibeiyihuizaihuidexingxiang，xianshiyangzailaobanyishangbilebiyan，jiezheqishenyijiaochuaizaiwensishenshang：“feiwu！yigenvrendoutamakanbuzhu，juranrangtadaizheyedeqianpaole？”
wensilianmangpaqi，gongshenjieshi：“luzongfangxin，woyijingpairenchuqujiajizhaole，henkuaijiuhuiyouxiaoxide！”
“sangexiaoshi，wojiujinisangexiaoshi，ruguozheibenxiaoshuomingtianhaizaigengxin，houguonizijiqingchu。”
luyaonianyouxiandeershiqinianrenshengli，congweirucihuodaguo。
renrendoujingtaweita，zheishidiyiciyourenganzaitadeleiqubengdi，haishigenvren。
想想他就想弄死她。
shuluobeiwensizhaodaodeshihou，xianranyouxiezhenjing。
haimeilaidejigantanweishenmetamenzheimekuaijiunengzhaodaozijideshihou，tayijingbeiwuhuadabangrengdaoleluyaonianmianqian。
luyaonianyishenzangqingsexizhuang，youjiaohengdazaizuojiaoshang，shizhijiaocha，yanpiweichui，jugaolinxiadikanzheta：“danzibuxiao，ganpianxiaoyedeqian，nishizhenbupaduoshou？”
shuluosuolesuobozi，yaotou：“pa，danwogengpapujie。woxieleqinianxiaoshuo，haoburongyicaiyouledianshuihua，zhongyuyourenrentongwodezuopinle，siwoyebugai。”
“xiangsi？hao，wochengquanni。”
luyaonianhuayingangluo，yibafanzhehanguangdedaojiubeirengzaitamianqian，jiezhejigebaobiaoguolaianzhuletadeshou。
“woshuoguo，yedexingxiangzhaobuhuilai，nideshouzhitoujiubieyaole。”