第2章
“nilaizhende？”shuluohedeliandoubaile，sisihuzheshouzhi，“luyaonian！nizheiyangzuokeshifanfade！”
luyaonianbuxiedilenghengyisheng，kanshuluodeyangzixiangshikanzheyizhichuisizhengzhadelouyi，duishouxiashilegeyanse，bochunqingqi，“dongshou。”
“dengdeng！”yipangdewensiturandaduan，couguoquxiaoshengdao，“luzong，batashouduoleyemeiyong，nindexingxianghaishihuile，zhaowokanburudingzhetagai，tayidingbuganzaiwanhuayang。”
“si......”luyaonianxilekouqi，tuimanmanfangxia，chunjiaohuanhuangouqi，“nishuode......haoxiangyouneimediandaoli。”
tahuranqishen，xianglinxiaojizaiyiyangbashuluolinleqilai，zaitajinghunweidingdeyanshenzhongweishekaikou：“laozidingzhenigai。”
“qu，batadediannaojiwonaguolai！”
shifenzhonghou，shuluojigenkeliandexiaoshouzhihaizai，renqueyijingzuozailediannaoqian，beipojinruzuozhehoutai。
tashihenxiangbaochizhewenrenqijieningsibuqude，kewunaipangbianyouliangdaotianshadelinglishixian。
tazhinengzhanweiweididaxiayixingyouyixingwanquanweibeizijixinyidejuzi——
“luyaonianlenglengdikanzheshuluo，shuo，nipeibushangwo，woyihoudoubuhuizaiduokanniyiyanle，gunchuwodeshijie！”
“yiqiandeshishinizizuoduoqing，zijiwuhui，qishiwoconglaimeiyouaiguoni。woduinvren，bu、gan、xing、qu！”
......
yuanshuyunanzhudetiangourenshezaizheiyizhangturanlailegeyibaibashidudazhuanwan，chenglegaolengjueqingdebadaozongcai。
陆尧年很满意。
读者很愤怒。
zheijizhangneirongyijingfachu，likezaiwangshangyinqixuanran**，yiyezhijianzengjialeshangbaitiaochaping，dajiayibianmazuozhe，yibianmananzhu。
“zuozhenishibushiyoubing？nanzhuhaohaoderenshegaichengzheigeguiyangzi，yidianrengemeilidoumeiyou！niyaoshibeibangjialenijiuzhazhayan。”
“xiedeshenmewanyier？zheishiwangduzhezuiliweishima？luyaonianzenmebiandezheimetaoyan！zaozhidaozheiyangjiubukanle！”
“zheibeizimeijianguozheimechajingdenanzhu！tashiwangzibingba！”
gengyoushenzhe，yixiekanshuruxi，zaoyijingbaxiaoshuozhongnanzhudairuchengluyaoniandeshumi，zhijieshashanglelushijituandeguanwang，zaitamendeliuyanqiangshangmashengyipian，jiulianluyaoniansanqianwanmimeidegerenzhanghaodouweinengxingmian——
“benlaitingxihuannide，kandaonineiyangduishuluozhihouturanjiubuxihuanle。”
“shiyuyanzhi，zhongyurenpin，zheizhanghaokandeliandouzhengjiubulewoduinidefangan！congjintianqi，dizhilushijituansuoyouchanpin！”
luyaoniankanzheneiyitiaotiaogaozanpinglun，zuozaishufangqianliangjiuchenmobuyu。
shoujipingmudelanguangdazaitalianshang，minganjiaocuo，boyingchuyicengyinrendeyunnu。
taniezheshoujideshouzhimanmanshoujin，youshoushizhiquqi，guanjieanzaitaiyangxueshang，minglingzhanzaiyipangdewensi：“qubaneigenvrenjiwodailai。”
shuluobeiguanzaiyijianyongrenjuzhudefangzili，chuleyixiejiandandeshenghuoyongpin，lianwangluodouduankaile，zheishidetaliangenduzhejieshiyijutashibeibidedejihuidoumeiyou。
zaicijiandaoluyaonian，tayouxieshengqi：“wodouyijinganzhaonideyisigaile，weishenmehaibufangwozou？nidaodiyaozenyang！”
luyaoniankanzhemianqianzheizhangqingxiudexiaolian，qishenzoujin，zaitamianqianyibudeweizhitingxia，“nizhenyiweinishuadezheixiexiaodongzuowokanbuchulai？”
“nihushuoshenme，woshuashenmexiaodongzuole？”
舒落大喊冤枉。
luyaonianzhiwen：“niruguoyouhaohaogai，duzhezenmehuishizheigefanying？”
anzhaoluyaoniandemiaoshu，shuluoyijingshibaifenzhijiushidihaiyuanletazhenshiderenwuxingge，suoyiruguoduzhebumaizhang，jiuzhiyouyigeyuanyin——
“yinweidajiabuxihuanzhenshidenia！”shuluorenbuzhutucao，“doushenmeniandaile，nigaibuhuihaiyiweixiangnizheizhongbuhaoxiangchu、gaogaozaishang、shengrenwujin、manhengzhuanzhide‘bazong’rensheshizaorenxihuandeba？”
“你在跟我说话？”
shuluomeiduoshuoyigexingrongci，luyaoniandeliansejiunankanshangyifen，“wotixingniyiju，nideshouzhihaijizhangjizaiwozheili。”
“zhidaolezhidaole。”shuluobunaifandibaibaishou，“jiunishiduo。”
“......”
yipangdaimingdewensikandaozheiyimudongledongzuichun，yuyanyouzhi。
tazhenjingdidengdayan，yinweitashidiyicikanjianyourenjuranyidiandoubupaluzong！
这妞不要命啦！
tahaoxintixing：“shuxiaojie，zongcaibushinishuodeneiyang，tazhishijieshenzihao。”
“shaolai。”shuluodudunongnong，“woxietadeshihoushoujiguosucai，tafeiwenkebushao。”
luyaonianwenyan，limayijilengdaozifeixiangwensi：“woyoufeiwen？wozenmebuzhidao！”
wensijinghuangyizhen，ganjinjieshidao：“doushineixienvmingxingfangchulaidejiaxinwen，shuxiadangshijiuchulidiaole，xiangzheninyitianneimemang，meibiyaonazheizhongxiaoshilaifannin，jiuyizhimeijihuishuo......”
“所以还是有的？”
“......shi。”
“henhao，guohouzaigennisuanzhang。”
luyaoniancongyafenglijichuzheijuhua，zhuantouyapodikanzheshuluo：“nigaibuhuiyiweinizhuanyihuatidexiaojiliangwokanbuchulaiba？wobuguanniyongshenmebanfa，ganjinrangnizheixiefengzishumitingzhiduiwohewogongsiderenshengongji！”
“neizhiyoubaniderenshegaihuiqule。”
“buxing！”luyaonianguoduanjujue，“wodemingshengbeinihuidehaibugouma？”
“neizenmeban，jibunenggaihuiyuanlaiderensherangnanzhuxihuannvzhu，youbunengrangduzhetaoyan，nizheishiguyidiaonanwoma？”
“还有一个办法。”
“什么？”
luyaonianyanlituranshechuyidaojianzhadeguang，yinsendao：“gainiderenshe。”
zailuyaoniandeminglingxia，shuluozaixiayizhanglilailegefanzhuan，bazijizaishuzhongderenshegaichengleyigeyouzuoyouhuaiyoujiaoqingdedazuojing，quanshenshangxiameiyouyigeyoudian，quandoushitaorenyandexinggetezhi。
youlezheiyangdexinggezuoqianti，nvzhujiumeishenmezhiderenaidele，nanzhuduitadeyaneyejiuchengleqinglizhizhongdeyijianshi。
changyandao，rensuanburutiansuan。
luyaonianbaluojipandeshifenqingchu，zaishuluogengxinhoudexiayimiao，xinxinmanmandidakaishouji，shishishuaxinzheduzhepinglun。
tawubiqidaizhekoubeinixidehuamian，ketawanwanmeixiangdao，kanyanqingxiaoshuodeduzhegenbenshibudailuojide。