第四章 来自小姑娘的挑衅

lianggejiadinglianmangzouleguolai,shuodao:“laoye!”

“nimenlijizhunbeikuaima,yihuiernashangwodeshuxin,yigebenzhuozhou,mianjianluxiangshengdaren,jiangxinjianqinzididaotadeshoushang,yigezhibenjingcheng,qutoudaoyangsichangdarendeshouli,wubiyaozhuanjiaodaohuangshangdeshouli!”

sunchengzongjiezhehedao:“lairen,lijijilaofuzhunbeibimozhiyan!”

xiarenmenlianmangjiangbimofengshang,sunchengzongtibi,shuashuadiandian,jishuliangfeng,zhuangrulexindai,hedao:“kuaiqu!”dengdaosunchengzonganpaiwanle,fangcaixiangleqilai,haibuzhidaoyanqiandezheigexiaohuozijiaoshenmemingzi。

sunchengzonggangayixiao,wendao:“laoxiuyuefadehutule,haimeiyouqingjiaozhuangshigaoxingdaming?”

yuanxiaowenyan,lianmangdadao:“gelaokeqile,zaixiaxingyuan,danzixiao,naishibaodingfurenshi,ziyousuienshiyoudangjianghu,houlaiyinweishengjiwuzhe,fangcaitoushendaolejunlvzhizhong。”

sunchengzonghahadaxiao:“yuanxiao,suiranlaoxiuqueshinianmaibukanle,danshizheiyanguanghaishiyoude,nizhendeshijunren?laofucongrongsansishinian,keyishuojianguodegeguoderenshibujiqishu,danshiweiyounizheiyangdezhuangshu,queshiconglaimeiyoujianguo,ruoshuonishijunren,woshijuejibuhuixiangxinde!”

yipangdexiaoguniangpuchixiaodao:“yeye,wodaoshikanzhetagengxiangyigeheshang,xixi……”

哈哈哈……

zhouweiderenwubupengfudaxiao。

liansunchengzongdouyouxierenjunbujin,hehexiaoleqilai。

yipangdeyuanxiaoyilianyouyuandekanzheneigexiaojie,xindao,xiaoniu,nitemedejiuzaojianwoba,laozikuaxiadaoshiyougeheshang,yihouyoujihuirangnijianshiyixia!

buguo,zaisunchengzongmianqian,zheiyangdehua,yuanxiaowulunruheyeshuobuchukoude,gangganglaidaozheigeshijiezhishang,renshengdibushu,yidandezuilezheiyangdedalao,zijijueduishisiluyitiaoa!

yuanxiaolianshangjirouchoudong,wuyudao:“gelao,wozenmecainengrangninxiangxinwo,woshiyimingjunrenni?”

sunchengzongbaibaishou,shuodao:“haole,zheigebushizhongdian,woduinideguoqu,meiyoushenmexingqu,woweiyiganxingqudeshinideshenshou,wozheiyuanzilidejiading,meiyigedoushicongjunzhongxialaidehaoshou,dangchuwozuozhenjiliaozongduzhishi,jiushitamenzaiyicebaohuzhewodeanquan,nikeyiyiyidishi,shenzhihainengbuluoxiafeng,shizaishibukeduodedejiangcai!laofudaoshiqileliancaizhiyile……”

yuanxiaowenyan,zheicaiqingchu,guaibudezheishiduogerenzheimelihaini,xiangxiangziji,zuoweiyidaibingwang,jiefangjunzhizhongzuiweiyouxiudecunzai,jingranlianshigerendoudabupaxia,neishuochuqu,yaoyouduodiuren?tamenjingrandoushiyuanlaijunzhongdejianjiang,ruci,xinlidaoshikeyijieshoule,bijingdamingjunzhong,bukenengmeiyouyixiegaoshoude。

buguo,zheigeshihou,yuanxiaoshijueduibunengshiruode,zheigeshijieshangdaochudoushiqiangzheweizun,ruguobunengnachujishouguoyingdebenshilai,youzenmenenggouyingdezhouweirendezunzhong?genghekuangmianqianzhandekeshicengjingdedishi、jiliaozongdu、bingbushangshu?xiangyaodedaotadeshangshiyukanzhong,meiyou**benshi,zenmekenengchenggong?

yuanxiaodandanyixiao,dadao:“zheigeshiziran,gelao,suiranyuanxiaobucai,danshizheishenwuyiyubingfa,keshirujiabaohuande,putianzhixia,nenggouchaoguowodequzhikeshu!”

sunchengzongweiweizhoumei,buyuedao:“nidaoshikouqibuxiao,woshuoniyouliangxiazi,nijingranjiangquantianxiadeyingxiongquanbuxiaokanle,jiaozhebibai,nianqingren,renkeyizixin,bukeyizifu!”

yuanxiaoxixixiaodao:“gelao,ningangcaiyeyijingshuoguole,zheixierendoushijunzhongjianer,benshibucuo,shiduiyi,yemeiyoubawozenmeyang,nandao,zheihaibunengshuomingwentima?zhiyubingfa,hehe,zhishangtanbingdeshiqing,zanmenhaishibieganle,zhiyouzaizhanchangzhishang,yigejiangjundenenglicainengzhenzhengdexianxianchulai,dadaolidongdeyiluokuang,dabuleshengzhang,yeshibaida!”

sunchengzongxintouyidong,bucuo,dandanshizheifanjianjie,jiushuomingzheigexiaohuoziyouzhezijideyifanjianshi,congguzhijin,meiyounayigemingjiangbushicongshishanxuehailishachulaide,yijianggongchengwanguku,jueduibucuode,jinjinpingjiezhezuishangdemoulve,chengbulemingjiang!

buguo,zheigeshihou,yipangdexiaojiebuganle,congzheigexiaozicongtianshangdiaoxialaineiyikeqi,xiaojiejiukantabushunyan,zheigexiaozi,zeimeishuyande,bushishenmehaoren,yebuzhidaoyeyejintiannagenjindacuole,jingrangentaduishangyanle,gezhewangchangzaoyinggaijiangniusongdaoxianyale!

xiaogunianglenghengyishengdao:“yigedananren,huchuidaqikebushishenmehaoshi?nihenlihai?youbenshishengguowozaishuo!”

额……

yuanxiaonaomendengshichuxianyitiaotiaoheixian,zheigexiaolajiao,daoshixiongdehena,buguo,haonanbugennvdou,gennigehuangmaoyatoujiaoshenmejing?

yuanxiaojiezheshuodao:“gelao,xianzaikebushilaoxiankedeshihou,qingjunkouguanzaiji,yidanbeitamenturulejinlai,buchuyigeyue,gaoyangchengbidingmianlinmiedingzhizai,zuoweinindejiaxiang,ninrenxin……”

yipangdexiaoguniangjianyuanxiaojingranduizijiaidabulide,shizaiqinaole,hedao:“yuanxiao,benxiaojiegennishuohuani,daodiyoumeiyoudanzigenwobishibishi?ruguoniyinglewo,caisuanshizhendeyoubenshini!burandehua,jiushigemeiyongdechongzi!”

yuanxiaowuyudekanxianglesunchengzong,sunchengzonghaoxiangduiyanqiandeyiqiewushiyiban,haobuzaiyi。

yuanxiaowunai,dishengdao:“gelao,ninkanzheigexiaojie……”

sunchengzongdanrandao:“nimenzhijiandeshiqing,nimenzijijiejue,buyaowenwo,tadeshiqing,woxianglaibuguowende……”

yuanxiaoyiyaoya,shuodao:“gelao,ruguoninbuguan,wokeyichushoujiaoxunjiaoxuntale……”

sunchengzonghehexiaodao:“haoa,laofuzaojiupanwangzheyitianle,panwangdeyanjingdouyaolanlea,ruguoninnengbatadabai,neilaofukeshiyaoduoduodexiexienile!”

yuanxiaoyizhenwuyu,zheigelaotou,daodishinagenjinchucuole?

kankansunchengzongyifushibuguanji,gaogaoguaqideyangzi,yuanxiaoyizhenbiequ,hao,bi,bijiubi!

yuanxiaoxiangzhexiaogunianghedao:“zhendexianggenwobishibishi?”

xiaoguniangdunshixingfenqilai,xiaoliandanzaihuobayumingyuedezhaoyaozhixia,xiandegengjiahongrun,jiaohedao:“dangranle,benxiaojiezuijianbudenanrenchuiniule!”

yuanxiaoturanheiheixiaodao:“xiangyaogenwobishi,yekeyi,buguo,wokeshiyoutiaojiande。”