第3章
老朱走了。
朱高炽傻眼了。
zheitaniangdiwozijizouhuigongma？
suoxingxianzheyeshixianzhe，zhugaochibiangendaisigongxianliaoleqilai。
“daishenyi，huangzumuzheishishenmebingzheng？”
bushitachibaolechengdemeishigan，ershitaqueshimeishigan，ciwaijiushixiangdatanyixiaxiaoxi。
bijingzheikeshimahuanghou，zhuzhongbadeweiyijianqiao！
tangruomahuanghouzhendequle，neizhenggedamingjiangzaiwuyirennenggouzhihengzhuyuanzhang，taizibiaodoubuxing！
damingwangchao，jianghuiyinglaitamenzhenzhengde......cifu！
xiangdaozheili，zhugaochijiubujindalegehanzhan。
heihuahoudehongwudadi，neikeshizhenshahongleyan。
ranhoujiushigongchenxunguibeituludaijin，zhuyunwenyiduwujiangkeyong，baibaibianyilezhulaosizheijiahuo。
xiangdaozheili，zhugaochijiubuyoudonglexinsi，jiuxiamahuanghouzheiyibuhenguanjiana！
daisigongdandandipiaolezhugaochiyiyan，bingbudasuandalita。
zheigongtingyuyi，kebushineimehaozuode，jinyanshenxingwuyishidiyizhunze。
genghekuang，zheihaishihuanghouniangniang，ganzaibeihoujiaotashegen，xianmingzhanglema？
zhugaochiyebunao，ershishangxiadaliangledaisigongyifan。
“daishenyi......”
“chengwodafujike，shenyizhimingkuibugandang。”
daisigongyuqipingdandichuyantixing，zhugaochiqueshitingchulebuyiyangdeqingxu。
zhuannianyixiang，tadunshijiumingbaileshizenmehuishi。
“kanyangzi，daishenyizaizheitaiyiyuandechujingbingbusuanhaoa！”
cihuayichu，daisigonghuoranzhuantou，muguangruilididingzhezhugaochi。
buguohenkuaitajiuzichaodixiaolexiao，shouhuilemuguang。
tabuguoshigewawa，dongshenmeni？
“wu......rangwocaicai。”
“daishenyishicongmingmen，yishumingzhenliangzhe，rugongzhihouyeduocijiejueyinanzazheng，shenshouhuangyeyeqizhong，yincizhaorexiaorenjidu，congershoudaopaiji，duiba？”
zhichangbaling，zheishizaizhengchangbuguodeshiqingle，gengbietidaisigongyigechuruzhichangdexinren，jiuchujinlefengtou，zheirangtadedingtoushangsizenmexiang？
daisigongshenseyidong，diyiciyouletanhuadexingzhi。
“何以见得？”
“henmingxiana！”zhugaochichixiaodao，“huangzumubingzhong，suoyoutaiyidouquyuqianshifeng，weiduliuxiadaishenyiniyirenzhishoutaiyiyuan，zheipaijidehaibugoumingxianma？”
tingdaozheihua，daisigongzhongyuhuitoukanxiangzhugaochi，yanshenlimianmanshizanshang。
“xiaodianxiaguozhenconghui。”
“danhuanghouniangniangfengtiyishi，shuwobunengfenggao。”
hei，laozishuolezheimeduo，nilaizheimeyiju，taniangdizhenshigechusheng！
zhugaochiyouxiejile，shangqiandishengdao:“zheilijiuniwoerren，juebuhuiluorutarenerzhong。”
“wozheiyeshiguanxinhuangzumudefengti，suoyicaixiangwenwenni，zaishuolewobuguoyigewawa，nijidangeshenme？”
kanzhetazheimanlianjiqiedeyangzi，daisigongbuyouhuixiangqilefuyuzijizhangdadezumu，dangzumubingshishi，tayeyiyangshangxinbuyi。
yixiangdaozheier，daisigongbuyoutanlekouqi，dishengtuchulesangezi。
“骑马痈。”
朱高炽:“？？？”
啥？
啥玩意儿？
这跟骑马有啥关系？
kanzhetamanlianmengbideyangzi，daisigongmeihaoqidijieshidao:“qimayong，youming「haidiyong」，duoyinqingzhiyujie，sanyinkuisun，shireyongzhierfa。”
zhugaochitingdemudengkoudai，liangjiuhuibuguoshenlai。
“niangniangzheibingbingbunanzhi，nandianzaiyu......”
huadaocichu，jiaranerzhi。
zhugaochiyechedimingbaile。
qimayongyagensuanbushangyinanzazheng，danshengzaimahuanghoushenshangjiudabuyiyangle。
zheixiegegurenjiangjiu“nannvshoushoubuqin”，fuguirenjianvzikanbingdougaochulaige“xuansizhenmai”，genghekuangmianduidebingrenyoushiguomu！
suoyiyuyimenzhenzhishichenghuangchengkong，buganyousihaomaofanzaoci，zheiyangziranyejiuwufaquezhenchuzhenshibingzheng，jinpingcaiceyongxiefukeyao，yizhiyumahuanghoudebingqingtuolezheimejiu，shizhongweinenghaozhuan。
封建礼法害死人呐！
“nikenengqueding，zhenshizheiqimayong？”
zhugaochiyilianrenzhendikanxiangdaisigong，yanzhongshanshuozhejingguang。
daisigonghaobuchiyididianlediantou，xianranduizijideyishuchongmanlexinxin。
“niangniangbingzhengdaduoyuzhixiangfu，cuobule。”
“qiezixisikao，niangniangbingqizhishi，qiaqiashihuweiyonganbaofahoubujiu，darusonglianzhisunsongshenjuanruqizhong，songshenyusonglianqicizisongsuidouzuofasi，huangdibixiashenzhixiangyaochusisonglian，xingdehuanghouniangniangyutaizidianxiajilixiangjiu，songlianzheicaidemianyisixizhisichuanmaozhouanzhi。”
“kedangshisonglianyijingshiqishigaoling，nalijingdeqizheizhouchelaodunzhiku，suoyibujiujiubingshile，huanghouniangniangdezhiehaohoubianyibingbuqi......qingzhiyujie，sanyinkuisun，zheiyejiuduishangle。”
tingwandaisigongyouliyoujudefenxi，raoshizhugaochiyebudebuchengren，zheijiahuoqueshiyoujibashuazi，nanguaibeiyuweimingchushenyi。
“jiranruci，neinixiangbuxiangligong，xiangbuxiangjiuwodamingguomu？！”
zhugaochicoujin，zaidaisigongerpandiyudao。
daisigongwenyanhunshenyizhen，nanyizhixindikanxiangzhugaochi。
“xiaodianxia......keyouliangce？”
“youdaoshiyou。”zhugaochihuangusizhou，xiaoxinyiyidihuidadao，“jiushizheifazitaiguojingshihaisu，jiukanniganbuganzuole！”
daisigongchensiliangjiu，zuihouhenhendianlediantou。
“niangniangzhaixinrenhou，shirenjiezhi。”
“zheixienianlai，guochaodaanpinfa，ruofeiniangniangjiliwoxuan，haibuzhidaohuiyouduoshaorenwugucansi！”
“ruoshixiaodianxiadangzhenyoumiaoji，bufangrushixianggao，ligongzanqiebutan，jiusuansheqizheiyishenguanfu，zaixiayeyaojiuniangniangyiming！”
tingdaozheikangkaijiangdehuayu，zhugaochimeihaoqidibailetayiyan。
nimadi，xiangligongjiuzhishuo，gezheiergenwozhuangnimani？
好话都让你说完了！
buguotazheihuaqueshishuodaozhugaochixinkanerlimianqule。
mahuanghouqueshishiyidaixianhou，qinjianchijia、yishenzuoze，haizaihougongjiaqizhibuji，qinzizhixiechouyiliao、duanbeimianshenmede，ranhouyihuangjiaxianaixindemingyicijineixienianjidadegugualaoren。
ciwaitahaicengduocitibaixingziminshuoqing，ranglaozhushemiantamen，bimianqianchegengduowuguxingming，shuoshilaozhudetianzijianqiaoyidiandoubuweiguo。
buguanshiyugongyusi，zhugaochidouxiangjiumahuanghouyiming。
bijing，tianzijianruoshimeilejianqiao，neizhenhuishagexueliuchenghe，tugerentougungun！
zhugaochihuiwuzhexiaopangshou，shiyidaisigongkaojin，ranhoudishengeryuleyifan。
daisigongtinghoujingweitianren，nanyizhixindikanxiangzheixiaopangzi。
“xiaodianxia，zheinengchengma？”
zhugaochijiangxiongkoupaide“kuangkuang”zhixiang。
“fangxin，zhiyaoniyishudangzhenjingzhan，jueduishoudaoqinlai！”
daisigongyitingjiujiyanle。
nizhiyiwokeyi，dannibunengzhiyiwodeyishu！
“neizanmenzheijiuqumiansheng！”
“谁怕谁！”