第1章 男人使用手册第一条

《nanrenshiyongshouce》diyitiao:buguantashigaoshiai、youqianmeiqian、xiongjidaxiao、“ruanying”chengdu,zhiyaotanengpeinizoudaozuihou,jiushizuihaodeneiyige。

gushifashengzaiyigeyeheifenggaodewanshang。

jiudianwaishiyemulongzhaodebshi,cuicandeyejingyunranzhebanpianshenkong;jiudiannei,gushengnanzhengzaihouchujiabanjiadiandiganzhiyipixincaipin。

tongshimenzaojiuxiabanle,kongdangdangdehouchuturan**dazuo。

gushengnankanyiyanlaidianxianshishangmourenyingbizhetacunde“nvqiangren+nvshen”jizi,fangxiaeganjiangping,calecashou,mochushouji、songqijianbang、bashoujijiazaijiantouheerduozhijian,yibianjietingyibianjixu:“wei?”

duifangmantiaosilidi、shenmixixidi,youruneipiancaipiansedezhumadianshengun:“caiwogangcaikandaoleshenme?”

gushengnanwunaifue:“xuzhaoditongzhi,wozhengzaiweinide29suishengripaiduichangshixincaipin,meigongfuhenixiache。”

“gushengnantongzhi,jiuzhengniliangdian,diyi,wozaojiushuolebuzhunjiaowobenming,yaojiaowocelinexudema!dier,neibushi29suishengri,ershiwodedi11ge18suishengri。”

duigushengnanzheizhongbuxiubianfulejin29niandenvrenlaishuo,18he29yiyang,zhibuguoshiyigedanchundeshuzi,xianrantadecaipincaishizuizhongyaode:“banyedajiwo,daodishishenmeshia?”


xuzhaodisiyouyouyu,dunlexujiucaijixuyongzhumadianshengunyibandeyuqijixudao:“wogangcai……zaiyediankanjiannijiazhongruilouzhegenvrenzouchuqu。”

顾胜男一愣。

zhijuedijiuyaofouren:“nikendingkancuole,tazaigemenerjiakanqiusai,wogangcaidadianhuajita,dounengtingjianjieshuoyuandeshengyin。”

“yiwoluoyan2.0deshili,zenmekenenghuikancuo?”

“niwanglenishangcihaishuokandaozhongruidaiwomenjiudiandekefujinglihuijia,jieguoni?tagenbenjiushiyigerenzaijiashuijue。”

“shangciwoliangshadaotajiaquzhuojian,nihaixianbugoudiurena?”

xuzhaodiyuqiyixiazijiuruolexiaqu,zuoyouxunsizhezheicikendingmeikancuo,bianyouhuifuleqiangying:“nizaijitadagedianhua,zixitingtingshibushizhendezaikanqiusai。”

gushengnanhaimeishuowanjiubeizhaodidaduan:“haolehaolebugennishuole,wogangdiaolekuaixianrou,wozaibuhuiqu,neikuaixianroujiuyaofeidaobiedejiejiezuiliqule。”

“嘟”地一声挂线。

gushengnanyemeidanghuishi,jixumanghuo,zhidaobabanchengpinfangjinkaoxiang,turannaozhonghuixiangqizhumadianshengunbandeshengyin:nijiazhongruilouzhegenvren……

女人……

女人……

gushengnanyigejilingxingguolai,piankehouyijingfeicheshiwangzhongruidepengyoujia。

tadechejiherenyiyang,doushinvhanzifengge,buchuyikezhongyijingshadaoduifanggongyuloudedixiatingchechang,youshangcidejingyanjiaoxunzaiqian,tanaganzhichongrenjiajiali,zhinengzaitingchechangdoudouzhuanzhuan,zhongyubeitazaijiaoluozhaodaolezhongruideche。

zheiliangyanseshifensaobaodesuv,shizhongruishengrenxicanzongchushimaijizijideliwu,suizhishizuidipeizhi,danyaojiayijingshifenanggui,weicigushengnanhaijieletajiwankuai。

gushengnanzhongyuanxiaxinlai。

三天后。

gushengnanhaoburongyixiujiayitian,anguanlishuidaorishangsanganxing,jizijizhuwanmian,dakaiweibo,diankaiweixin,jieshouzhewaijieshijieduitaquanfangwei、wusijiaodedaji:tadechuzhongtongxuezhengshaizhehaizideyoueryuanchengji,gaozhongtongxuezhengshaizhebaobaodemanyuezhao,daxuetongxuezhengshaizhexinxianchuludejiehunzheng……neitani?tanengshaixieshenme?zhinengguandiaodiannao,shaibeiziqu。

28suiban,jiushizheiyangyigewubigangadenianji。

zhengshaizhebeizi,menlingturanxiangle。

suhuashuodehao,guafumenqianshifeiduo,zhainvmenqiankuaididuo,gushengnanganjinchongguoqukaimen,menwaizhanzhede,quebushitaqipanyijiudekuaidiyuan,ershi——

gushengnannahuiliaodao,dangzijizaojiubamoujianshiwangdaolejiuxiaoyunwaishi,chuanpuladadezhumadianshengunzaicijuantuzhonglai,zhanzaimenwaizhilvelvesaoletayiyan,jiubuyoufenshuodilazhutawangwaizou:“genwoqugedifang。”

“weiweiwei!zaijideshiyedexiandengwobatuoxiehuanlea!wei!”

顾胜男抗议无效。

banxiaoshihou,gushengnan、xuzhaodishuangshuangzhanzailemoujianjiudiantaofangmenwai。

“dezuisheiyebiedezuiwoshentongguangdadecelinexu,”xuzhaodiquzhouzhuangzhuangyipangdegushengnan,“anmenling。”

gushengnannaoziliqishizaoyiyipiankongbai,chihuanditaiqishou,gangzhunbeianmenling,naozhongturanjiupiaoguoyizhangyouzhangzaoshangkandaodelaotongxuemenshaichudezhaopian。

yixiangdaozijicaibeizhongruicongneimanzhangdaojihuyaohaikushilandedekongchuangqizhongzhengjiuchulaimeiduojiu,tashisihuoyeanbuxiazheimenling。

zhinengziqiqirendikanxiangxuzhaodi,“nishibushiyoukancuole?mingtingjiudianshiwomenjiudiandesiduitou,tajiusuanyaokaifang,yebuhuixuanwomensiduitoude……”

gushengnanhuayinweiluojiubeixuzhaodineiqingqiaodishenxiangmenlingdedongzuojidaduan。

“叮咚!”

悦耳的门**。

gushengnandehuxishunjiangengzaihoujian。

jinjiezhemenneichuanlaigushengnanshuxidenansheng:“shei?”