第6章 男人使用手册第六条

《nanrenshiyongshouce》diliutiao:nvrenmenzaishoushanghouzongaiwen:“nanrenqingwo、pianwo、qiwo,heyichuzhi?”shengrendayue:“renta、rongta、rangta,zaiguojishiniqiekanta。”shishishangshengrendeneiyitaoshijuemeiyouyongde,niyinggai:kengta、huita、zhengta,kanzhunshijinongsita!

jibianxiayimiaogushengnanjiuyijingbieguolianqu,ketanaozilirujinquanshimougewutidehuamian,duodouduobudiao。taganjinbizijiquxiangxiebiede,biru……

德国香肠?

peipeipei,shenmedeguoxiangchang?yinggaishimeishiregouchangcaidui……naozilituranmaochuzheixieluanqibazaodexiangfa,gushengnanwudizirongdihenpaizijinaomen。

yushihu,luxianshengyuguzhuchudediercitanpanjiuzaizheijiannancewaizhengshilakaiweimu。

liansezhijinmeihuifuzhengchangdelujinqiangrenzhemouchuyinyindetong,caibaochizhuleyiguandegaoguilengyan,miexietayiyan:“niweishenmebuanwodeyaoqiu,suishenxiedaibaojingqi?”

gushengnanyeshangxiadaliangdaliangta:“nibuyemeidaime?”

haojiahuo,youcuozaixianhaigangentataigang?

lujinzhengxiangzheyaozenmejiezhao,meichengxiangzheinvrenjingqiangxiandao:“zuowanyinggaishinibangwohuandeyifuba,neishihounibawokanguangle,xianzaiwobanikanguangle,yinggaijiusuanshi……liangbuxiangqianleba。”

路晋一愣。

juedezijiyoubiyaoduizheinvrenguamuxiangkanle,suirantabiaomianshangkanqilaidadalielie、buxiubianfu,dansihu……naozihaitinghaoshi,yijuhuajiushuodetayouxieyakouwuyan。

sicunbanshang,lujinzhongyuxiangdaozhishengzhifa:“zheinengbime?wodangshibuxiaoxinkanleyiyan,genzhanzaijingzimianqiankanwozijiside。”

shuowanbuwangwangtaxiongkoushiyixingdiyimiao。

jiangushengnanchenmoxiaqu,lujinweiweiyixiao:wuhuakeshuoleba?

ketazhendeshidigulebeiweiweiandedusheerrumuranleshijiniangushengnandetongzhi。

“zheiyoushenmebunengbide?wogangcaizainancebuxiaoxinkanleyiyandeneiwanyier,dagaiyejiuzhiyou……”gushengnanhuiyileyixia,yongshoudagaibilegezhangdu,“……zheimezhang,qishiyemeishenmekantouma!”

yuanlaitagangcaidechenmobushiyinweiwuhuakeshuo,ershizaihuiyi……ta!de!zhang!du!

budenglujinkaikou,gushengnanyoushuo:“xianzaidenanrenbiaozhunsihushi180limi,180pingmi,180haomi,luxiansheng,nili180haomihaiyouhenzhangyiduanjuli。”

“……”

“……”

anjingdeduizhijian,lujindelinghunbeidajidepianpiansuilie。

lujinhunbushoushedizoujinbaoxiang,hedezhuli“cheng”dijiucongzuoyishangdanleqilai:“luxianshengnindeliansezenmezheimecha?”

lujinmiansecanbaidikanzhuliyiyan,yibianbaibaishoushiyitabiezaishuoxiaqu,yibianyouqiwulidilakaiyizhangyizi,tuisangdizuoxia。

yitouwushuidezhulizhihaobalaobandeyouqiwuliguijieweilaobanele,yushihuganjinfenfuyipangdefuwusheng:“xianzaikeyishangcaile。”

lujinyuanbenzhengdizhetou,xiangzaisikaoxieshenme,zheishihouturantaiqitoulai,shifenyansudiwen:“youmeiyouchizi?”

suiranbuzhidaozijilaobanhululimaideshenmeyao,zhulihaishihenkuaijiuweilujinzhaolailechizi,zhijianlujindaochilebantianchizizhihou,mingxiansonglekouqiside,dunshihuifulexinxindiziyanziyu:“zheinvrenkanduoleneizhongdieba?zhengchangnanrennengyou180haomi?huozhetazhiqianjiaowangguodenanyoudoushiheiren?”

tongyishijian,huidaocanzhuopangdegushengnanmingxiandeyouxiehunbushoushe,zuotaduimiandexuzhaodibeichedihulvele,shituyongzhuoshangdemeishihuanhuihaoyoudelinghun:“wei!nizuiaidedeguoxunchang!”

gushengnanditoukankanzhuoshangdezheipanshiwu,meiyizhoujiubacanpantuiyuanyixie:“baole。”

“还没吃就饱了?”

gushengnanxinzhongmomohuida:kanbaole……

gushengnanduanding,guimaonanhezijiganshangle。

zheiyitian,tabenlaifangjiazaijia,zhaolirishangsanganxing,zhaolixinglaidiyijianshijiushipaowanmian,dierjianshiziranshibazheiwanmianduandaodiannaomianqian,dakaidiannao,kaishijieshouwaijieshijieduitajieerliansandedaji。

turan,yigemingwei“zansinigexiaowangbadan”dehaoyoucuanrugushengnanyanlian。jiuzaigushengnanxianruchayideduanduanjimiaojian,zheiwei“zansinigexiaowangbadan”youzaitademouweitongxueshaibaobaopaixiewudezhaopianxiadianlege“zan”。

zongguanzhenggeyemian,zheiwei“zansinigexiaowangbadan”zaiduanduansanfenzhongnei,yijing“zan”lebuxiaershizhangzhaopian,gushengnanganjinzixikankanzheiwei“zansinigexiaowangbadan”detouxiang——

不正是薇薇安么?

tadezheixieshaixingfuzhaodetongxuemen,yedoushiweiweiandetongxue。gushengnanganjindakaiheweiweiandesiliaoyemian:“nishenmeshihouhuanlezheimegeqipadewangming?”