huangtaohenbushuang，suiranzheidundaaidehuogai，danshitinei，haishiyouyigubiebuzhudenuhuowuchushifang！
kanzhehuangtaoyilianzhutousidezouguolai，xieziheleyitiao，yiluxiaopaoguolai，taohaodao：“dage，ninzheishizenmele？”
“nagebuzhangyandeganbanindachengzheiyang，xiongdiwozheijiuqufeiletatidageninbaochou！”
huangtaoyanjingyideng：“baoshenmechou！zaitianhaicheng，sheigangenlaozidongshou？”
“zheidianxiaoshang，buxiaoxinkede。”
xiezisixinfeixindediandiantou，suihouxiangdaoshenme，yilianxingfendeyaogongdao：“dage，nicaiwozhuadaoleshei？”
shuozheduizheqianfangyizhi：“neigeqiangninerxifudehundanrangwodaidaole！”
“ninbiezheji，wozheijiubafangfangxue，jininchuchuqi！”
huangtaoshunzhiyikan，dunshihedeshenhunjiemao，beixieziyibangxiaodiweizaizhongjiande，buzhengshixiangshaolongma？
gubudeshenshangdeshangshi，huangtaoaowuyisheng，zhijiechongleguolai，jianglixiangshaolongzuijindeyigexiaodiyijiaochuaifei，yizhangzhongpangdelian，yingshengshengjichuyigexiaorong：“da……dage，meirangninshoujingba？”
huangtaoxinliputongputongtiaodefeikuai，zheikeshilianzijibiaogedourebuqiderenwua！
xiezizheiwangbadan，zhenshijizijizhaocijia，wanyizheiweidageyounadianbushuang，zijizheibangren，doudepeiminga！
“dage，nizheishizenmele？kehutule？”
xiezibumingsuoyi，zouleguolai：“nizenmehanzheigefeiwudagea！”
“我去尼玛的！”
huangtaogubudeshenshangdeshangshi，yijiaojiangxiezichuaifan，xiasimingdeshangjiao：“nitmcaishifeiwu！”
“nixiangsi，bielazhelaozia！”
“zheimeduoren，zenmejiuxianzhenile！nichulaizhuangshenmedatousuana！”
“ganrewodagebugaoxing，wodasinigehunqiu！”
huangtaobeidadecanjiaolianlian，kandaozheiyimu，yunsuzhilianmangzouguolai，jieshidao：“huangzong，nikebiebeizheifeiwujipianle！”
“wogangcaitingdehenqingchu，zheixiaozibuzhidaoyiqianzouleshenmegoushiyun，ranghugeqianletayigerenqing，gangcaideshier，shihugepoyumianzihaiderenqingeryi！”
“nikankanta，yishenpolanzhuang，yikanjiushigeyiwusuoyoudefeiwuma！”
“滚犊子！”
zhijieyigebazhanghuiguoqu，bacubujifangdeyunsuzhidadeyanmaojinxing！
huangtaozheigehena，yibazhangbugouyoushiyibazhang，yunsuzhidelianrouyankejianbanxunsuzhongzhangqilai，zheigechouniangmen，hailaoziyicihaibugou，nengrangwodageshuoliantixuedoubupeideren，nigenlaozishuoshifeiwu，zhennalaozidangshabia！
zhongguishiyangyuzijizhangda，yunqingyansuiranduiyunsuzhishiwangtouding，danshikanzhetaqicandemoyang，haishiyouxieyuxinburen，renbuzhuchukoudao：“bie……biedale。”
huangtaoliketingshou，yilianchanxiao：“zunming！”
yunxueyanshishei，dagedelaopo，zijidedasao，tadehua，zijizenmeganbuting？
kanzhehuangtaozheimeyigeerenturanduizijizheimegongjing，yunxueyanyeheleyitiao，tebiebushiyingdewanghousuolesuo。
zheiyimujinshouyandidexiangshaolong，zuijiaomanmangouqiyigehudu，haizhenmeikanchulai，zheigehuangtao，haishigemiaorenera！
huangtaonenghundaojintianzheiyibu，chayanguanseshitabibeidejineng，congxiangshaolongweiruodebiaoqingzhong，takandaoleyisimanyi，xinlidunshijidumanzubaopeng，xiaoxinyiyiwendao：“dage，ninkanzheixiaozi，ninxiangzenmechuzhi？”
“ninyaotayitiaogebo，wojueduibukantasigenshouzhitou！”
“zhiyaoninmanyi，tazheitiaoming，woyenengjininshoule！”
xieziyebusha，kesuankanmingbaile，zheitmnashihuangtaodedagea，zheijianzhijiushidangzuzongyiyangsihoua！
dangxiayegubudeshenshangshangshidetengtong，yizhuanshen，putongyishengguidaozaidi：“dage，doushiwoyouyanwuzhu，beirenjimengpianlea！”
“woyaozhidaoninshiwodagededage，ninjiewosangedanzi，woyebuganduininbujinga！”
erbianguikulanghao，xiangshaolongyouxiefanzaodebaibaishou：“gun！”
“xiedage！xiedagegaotaiguishou！”
yigegunzifangfotianlaizhiyin，xiezilianlianjugongjishou，zaixiaodidechanfuxiagangyaolikai，turanyouxiangdaoshenme，yizhizaoyihedeweiweisuosuodeyunsuzhi，yaoyaqiechi：“xiongdimen，baneigechouniangmendaishang，laozirangtazhidaoganpianlaozidedaijiashenme！”
“不！不要！”
“xueyan，jiujiuwo！jiujiuwoa！”
yunxueyanbieguotouqu，yunsuzhizhijiebeiyingshengshengdetuozou，yigeguaijiaoguohou，qilidecanjiaosheng，xiangcheyunxiao。
“dage，nikan，haiyoushenmeshixiaodinengbangshangmangdema？”
huangtaoxiaolianbabadekanzheta。
xiangshaolongxianglexiang，jirantadadingzhuyixiangyaogenyunxueyanpeiyangganqing，neijiuxiandeshenghuo，jiranyaoshenghuo，neizhudedifang，ziranshibibukeshaodeba！
yitadeshenfen，yijuhua，quanguogedizuihaohuadebieshuziranshirenqitiaoxuan，keshi，taxianzaixiangguode，shipingfandeshenghuo。
tazhengfaleyisheng，conglaidoushishenghuozaixianxueyudaoqiangzhong，rujin，haoburongyiyougejihui，tayexiangzhegairuhequdanghaoyigeputongdezhangfuhefuqin。
“ruguonizhenxiangyaobangmangdehua，neijiubangwozhaogefangziba！”
“fangzi？meiwenti，huangjinshuianbabaipingsancengbieshugouyongma？”
“yongbulezheimehaohuade，womenyijiasankou，zhaogeputongdesanshiyitingjiukeyi。”
zuizhong，yigeshaoxianhaohuadexiaoqunei，xiangshaolonghuanshiyiquanzaoyijingzhuangwanbi，ganjingzhengjiedefangjian，manyidediandiantou。
yunxueyanyehuanshiyiquan，yigujiuweidejiadeganjue，qiaoranjianmanshangxintou。
“喂！”
“嗯？”
“huangtaoweishenmeyaosongnifangzi？”
“嗯……”
xiangshaolongzhoulezhoumeitou：“huoxu，beidayidun，baliangxindafaxianleba！”