第1章 老子今天要抢婚

“chenjiangbei,congcikeqi,nijiushilonggedeshaogezhu!”

yiweichuanzhebaisexizhuangdezhongnianrenlizaichenjiangbeishenqian,buduanguzhang。

“你满意了?”

chenjiangbeitingzhishenqu,yishengheng。

shenshangdeshamomicaifuzhanmanxueji,jianyidelianshangguazhexuezhu,rulangbandeyanjingtouzhezhizheyulengmo,shenhou,shibiandifeixudezhanchang,yijishubuqingdeshihai。

sannianshijian,chenjiangbeiyiyigeduxingyongbingdeshenfen,chuangzaolewushushenhua,chengweilefuhaoyanzhongdejiushizhu,tongshiyechengweileshashoujiezuishenmidewangzhe,shushimingduxiao、zhengke,sizailetashoushang。

mudezhiyouyige,molianwuxue,jieshoulonggedekaohe。

“manyi,dangranmanyi!chouxiaozi,nichaoyueleqitajiumingjingzhengzhe,neilizhuanhuaweizhenqi,chengjiuwuzhedianfeng,congjinwanghou,nibianshishaogezhu,yiwancaifurennihuisa、shuwandizirenniquce……”

zhongnianrenxingzhiangrandeshuodao,tajiushichenjiangbeideshifu。

“没兴趣。”

chenjiangbeiliansedanmo,lenglideshuangmukanxiangtiankong。

baiyunpiaowu,sihubianhuachengleyizhangnvrendelian……

“haifangbuxianeilianggenvren?tamenyijingchenglenixinzhongdezhinian,ruoshifangbuxia,nidexiuweizaixiangtupojiunanle。”shifuchenshengdao。

“shiyigenvren,woyaoquzhaota,wentayijuhua。”

chenjiangbeiyiranzhuanshen,chuanguopumanshitidezhanchang,jianxingjianyuan。

“chouxiaozihaishineimezuiying,xiwangnidezhinianbuyaobianchengxinmo。”shifuyaoyaotou,musongtalikai。

……

wanshangqidian,baoyulongzhao。

tiandoushizuishehuadetianxingdajiudianyanhuitingnei,yichangxishihunlizhengzaijuxing,xianchangjijinshehua。

shubaimingbinkechuansuoqijian,mingyuan、guifu、tuhao、mingxing,yingyoujinyou,gengyoumingzhentiandoudewudahaomendizi,gegefengdupianpian。

renshengdingfei,lvexiancaoza。

“waner,wohuilaile。”

datingmenkou,yishendidiaoxizhuangdechenjiangbei,shenchendekanzhelitaishangdeyiduixinren。

xinniangshenzhezhangyuweihunsha,shenziyaotiao,toushayangailerongmao,queyanshibuzhutaxianziyibandeshengjie、gaoaoqizhi,nverguoguowangyibandezuirenqixilingrenxinzui。

kanzheta,xintouturanyizhenjiaotong。

sannianqian,xinhunqianye,yiqizhangdadegemenlazhechenjiangbeiquguodanshenpaidui,gongxitajiaruhaomen,chengweiyimingguangrongdezhuixu。

shenweifuliyuanzhangdadeguer,chenjiangbeiduiruzhuimeishenmedichu,nengheairenzaiyiqijiuhao。

jiubali,chenjiangbeihelejipingpijiujiuduanpianle,xinglaishenzaijiudiandachuangshang,shenshanghaipazheyigenvren……

jingfangpomenerru,jiangliangrenduzailechuangshang,waneryechuxianle,kandaochenjiangbeihelingyigenvren“gunchuangdan”,zhuanshenbianzou。

chenjiangbeibeiyasongquwangjingjudelushangzaoyuchehuo,jingchezhuijiang。

shifujiuqileta,gaozhiletayinmanleershierniandeshenshi,daitalikailehuaxia,jiarudaoleshenmizuzhilonggedeshaogezhukaoheshilian……

hunlizaijinxing,siyikouruoxuanhe。

“你不甘心?”

litaishang,liguanyudeyizhewendao。

cirenjiushitiandoushiwudahaomenzhiyi,lijiadejichengren,jintiandexinlang。

gaizhetoushadeyunwanjinlengshengdao:“nidayingxiangyunjiatigongshiyidaikuan,wocaijiajini,guolejinwan,woxiwangnilvxingyueding,genwolihun!”

yunjiashidaixingyijishi,suanshiyigexiaojiazu。

yigeyueqian,yunwanjindefuqinyunhongzhebeirenbangjia,xiangyunjiasuoyaotayanjiudeshenmibingdu“butian”。

yunwanjindeyeyejifenguodu,naoyixuesizaileyiyuan,linxingqian,bayunjiajiaojileyunwanjin。

suihou,yunjiaxianruzhaiwuweiji。

“yongshiyihuantiandoudiyimeirenyiyechunqing,zhi,zhendehenzhi!”liguanyujishengdangyangdexiao,“suoyiwozhunbeilejitaishexiangji,dasuanbadongfanghuazhuyepaichengdianying,yijinianwomenduanzandehunyin!”

“shenme,ni?”yunwanjinliansedabian。

wanmeixiangdao,liguanyujuranrucibiantai。

“xiangyaoqianma?”liguanyuyinxiaozheweixie,“xiangyaoqianjiuguaiguaigenwojiehun,zuowodianyinglidenvzhujiao,wohuiyongyuanbaoliunizuimeilideshike!”

yunwanjinjihuyaosuiyinya,quechenmole。

kanxianglitaixiayunjiadeqinqimen,gegelianshangguazhexiaorong,wubitanyu,tamenyanlizhiyouqian,buhuibangzhuziji。

一时哀莫大于心死。

zheishi,siyizhongyuluosuowanle,xuanbuhunlijixu,xinlangxinniangjiaohuanjiezhi。

liguanyumanmianhongguang,shenshouzhuaxiangyunwanjin。

“hu……”yidaopokongshenghuxiaoerlai,hongsedemiehuoqicongliangrenzhongjianfeiguo,zazailehoumiandemubuqiangshangzhalie,yanchenmisan。

kongqishunjianningjie,yishibeidaduan,nvrenmenfachugezhongjianjiao,nanrenmenyebeihedebuqing。

“shei,sheizaifanduihunli?”

siyijingyizhixia,luanjiaoqilai。

“wo,chenjiangbei,laozijintianyaoqianghun!”

kuangfangdehoushengzaidatinglihuidang。

renqunsankai,zhuiguangdengsaoguoqu,yidaoshenyingchuxianzaidatingmenkou,lengjundelianshangjinshizhangyang,tingbadezhanzirutongxianfeng,youlinlinzhishi。

lengrubingzhuidemuguangsaoguorenqun,wurenganyuzhiduishi。

“a?”yunwanjinkanzheta,jinghuchusheng。

kandaoyunwanjindebiaoxian,liguanyurendingleliangrenyousiqing,dunshiborandanu。

“doushisirenma,jiwonaxiata!”

litaicemiancuanchubamingqiangzhuangdebaobiao,egouyiyangchongjinlerenqun,henkuailaidaochenjiangbeimianqian。

“pohuaishaoyedehunli,nigai……si!”

lingtoudebaobiaodihouyisheng,puxiangchenjiangbei。

quantouhuhushengfeng,zazairenlianshang,keyibarendelianzabian。

“wuliao。”chenjiangbeihuishoujiuzhuazhulexilaidequantou,yanzhonghanguangyishan,kacashengchuankai。

baobiaoaihaozheguizaitamianqian。

“waner,nishiwoderen,chulewo,meirenkeyiquni!”

chenjiangbeiduizhetaishangxinniangsiyidenahan,yingmourudian,gupanzixiong,taituiyijiaobabaobiaochuaichuquwuliumiyuan。

qitaqigebaobiaoyiqipushanglai,zaiyilianchuanmenxiangzhihou,tiannvsanhuayibangezifeilechuqu,baolingqiuyiyangzhuangfanlehaojigebinke。

yishijian,datinglishubaimingbinke,quandoubishanglezui,yongzhenjing、kongjuyouhuozhehaoqidemuguang,daliangzhechenjiangbei。

haoyigeweimengbadaodenanren!

weiduyunwanjin,chudianleyiyangzhandou。

chenjiangbeimaikaidabu,binkerenqunfenfentuiqu,rangkaileyitiaodaolu,zhuiguangdengyiluhusong,rangtarutongjunwangyibanzoushanglitai。

liguanyudangzaitamianqian,junlangdelianshangmanshiyindu。

“chenjiangbeishiba,nizhidaowoshisheima,zhidaolijiazaitiandoushidediweima,nisuanshenmedongxi,ganlaipohuaiwodehunli?”

chenjiangbeimorankanzheta,shouyidongbianshiyishengcuixiang,tiandoushidiyigongzi,dazhexuanfeixialelitai。

“sheiganlanwo,zheijiushixiachang!”

手一挥,气概无双。

taixiayipianjijing,shangbaibinkedoushishehuimingliu,zaichenjiangbeideqichangyazhixia,gegejinruohanchan,yunjiaderenjiugengbuyongshuole,tancaidanxiao,genbenbuganchutou。

chenjiangbeiyingmouyizhuansuodingxinniang,dabushangqian。

“你……啊……”

jinghushengzhong,chenjiangbeihengbaoqixinniang,zongshenyiyuefeixialitai,renyounvrenbennengdelouzhutadebojing。

shenzipiaoyirutongchenzongduozhuchuchang,xianchangdjbuzhidaoshibushitaizhuanye,lijibofangqizongduozhuzhuanshubgm……

“wotian,luomantike,woyexiangbeiqianghun。”

“dashijian,lijiadashaodeqizibeirenqiangzoule!”

“neixiaozijiaoshenme,chenjiangbeishiba,zhentemekuang,weishenmewohaoxianmu?”

binkemenyilunfenfen,musongtalikailedating。

jingciyiye,chenjiangbeidedamingbianzaitiandoushiguiquanliuchuankailai,yishijiqiqiancenglang,guiquanjiuyaoluanle。

jinrudianti,chenjiangbeiyazhujidangdexinxu,shenxikouqi,chuikailexinniangdetousha。

guanianlesanniandenvren,zhongyubatacongbierendeshouliqianghuilaile。

定睛一看……

rutongbeitianleipizhong,hunshenjiangying。

huailidexinniangmeiyanwushuang,weiweizhangzhexiaozui,dengyuandeshuangmouliyunhanleishui,xiaoshanziyibandejiemaoyizhayizhade,yanshenmimang。

“大哥,你谁阿?”

“……”

chenjiangbeishouyisongjiubatarengxiale,dongdeyisheng。

zheiyishuai,yunwanjinsuanshihuiguoshen,paqilairouroutunbujiuzhuazhulechenjiangbeidelingdai。

“nidaodishishei,worenshinima,weishenmeshuowozhinengjiajini?”

“我……草率了!”

chenjiangbeilianjiachoujinwuyanyidui。

badaodedajinhunlixianchang,haohengdeqiangzouxinniang,jieguo,qiangcuole……