“你不认识我？”
yunwanjinkandonglechenjiangbeideyanshen，qifenzhixiabuzhidaogaiyongshenmeyangdebiaoqing，yingduiyanxiadeqingkuang。
简直哭笑不得。
liguanyubushidongxi，yanqianzheihuo……tebukaopule，qianghunyenengqiangcuo。
“抱歉！”
chenjiangbeimeiyankanqianglaidexinniang，lianmangnachushouji，bodadianhua。
“beibeia，nihuidaohuaxiale？gegemashangqujichangjieni。”
lanyangyangdeshengyincongshoujichuanlai，daizhejifenjingxideganjue，tajiushichenjiangbeidefaxiao，renchengpangzi。
chenjiangbeigubushangqita，yusufeikuai：“sipangzi，shinigaosuwojiangwanqijinwanzaitianxingdajiudianjiehun，laozifeimagandao，jieguo……jieguo……”
气的说不下去了。
“sha，niyijingdaotianxingdajiudianle？”pangzideshengyinhenjingya，“nijintianquganshenme，jiangwanqimingtianjiehun。”
tingdaozheihua，chenjiangbeichadianyikoulaoxuepenyidianti。
“nishuodeershibahao！”
“beibeia，jintianershiqihao，nishizuofeijiraolediqiujiquanhuilaide，wangleguojiriqibiangengxiandecunzaile？”pangzihuiyingdao，“jiangwanqineigenvren，doukuaibanimifengle……”
chenjiangbeibuxiangtingle，douguaizijitaizheji。
momoguaduanledianhua，gangadekanxiangtongzaidiantilidexinniang。
“meijianguonizheimebukaopude**，riqidounengsuancuo！”
yunwanjintingdaoledianhua，chulebengkui，shizaibuzhidaoshuoshenmehao。
buguo，kandaochenjiangbeixizhuanglingkoushangdesc．anwen，xiumeishaoshaoyangqi。
“woxianzaijiubanisonghuiqu！”
chenjiangbeiyansushuodao，quandianti。
“wei，nifenglewohaimeifeng！”
yunwanjinjimanglazhutadeshoubei，houcaoyamodegagaxiang，“nijianguonagebeiqiangzoudexinniang，budaowufenzhongjiujisonghuiqude？tashimomuhaishizhongwuyan，choudaohezhongjingjiea？”
huamianganhenqiang，chenjiangbeizuijiaorudong，chadianxiaochulai。
kandaotadebiaoqing，yunwanjindunshiyiguhuocongxintoucuanshangtouding，huishouyierguangdaxiangnanren。
chenjiangbeiaileyixia，buteng，ruonvzihaidabutengziji。
zaishuo，nvrenhenpiaoliang、henwanmei，jibianshizijixinzhongsuoaiyebibushangta，rangrenjiachuchuqiyewusuowei。
buguo，yanxiadeshiyouxieshanghuo，naojinjizhuan，meixiangchushenmehaobanfa。
diantidaole，menwaizhanzheyiduizhongnianfufu，jingyidekanzhediantilideliangren。
yunwanjinganjinyongshouzhezhulian，lazhechenjiangbeipaochuledianti，zhibendamen。
“guniang，nixianbiejidong，woxianbanisonghuiqu，haohaojieshi，dabulewopeiqian……”
chulejiudiandamen，chenjiangbeiquanshuodao。
“你的车在哪？”
yunwanjinjihuohuodewendao，buxiangbeiqianglaidexinniang，fandaoxiangshigangqianglegexinlang，zhunbeipaoludejiashi。
“bushiguniang，niweihunfuhaizaidengni……”
chenjiangbeiyoumeishuowan，jiubeiyunwanjinjiqiededaduan。
“pi，liguanyujiushige**，woshibeibide……nizheirenzenmepopomamade，hainengbunengkaodianpule，ganjinshuo，nidechezaina？”
“呃……在那。”
chenjiangbeizuiliyizhenfaku，zheishinaode。
shouzhidefangxiangjiuzaitaijiexia，shiyiliangfugukuanshideaogusitajiepao，kandaomotuoche，yunwanjinyizhenyanyun。
congxiaodaodajiumeizuoguo**deshi，kandaomotuochejiujinzhang。
buguo，xiangxiangliguanyuneige**debiantai，tafandaojuedechenjiangbeishigegenghaodexuanze，nengpaoquhunlishangqiangqindenanren，zaichayechabudaonaqu。
“daiwozou，lijiadaduidashouyidao，zanmenjiudeyiqisi，kuaidian！”
yunwanjintizhequnbaijiutiaoshanglemotuoche，chongzhechenjiangbeihuishou，luchudezhangtuihenmiren。
“wozheigandeshenmeshia？”
chenjiangbeidishengmadao，maibukaibuzi。
weinanlejinjinjimiao，shuangliaowangzhejuebushiyouyubujuederen，sharenwushu，qianggenvrenyebushishenmedashi，dangjikuashanglemotuoche。
yinqinghongming，motuocheshuaiweichongxiangjiudianyuanmen。
“mandian、nimandian，woshoubulele，a……”
duanduanjimiao，yunwanjinjiubeihedesisibaozhulechenjiangbeideyao，shenziwanquantiezailenanrenbeishang，shuangmoujinbi，yijiubeierbianhuxiaofengshenghedexiaolianshabai。
lengruobingshuangdexingxiangbaochibuzhule，zhishengnvrenduyouderuanruobiaoxian。
“你去哪？”
luanfachuichengledabeitou，chenjiangbeidashengwendao。
“qu……qunidayea，mandian……”
yunwanjinzaijianjiao，hunshazaifeiyang。
dianyinglibeitufeiqiangzoudexinniangzi，jibenjiushizheigefanying，
“臭娘们！”
chenjiangbeibeimanaole，youmenniudaodi，qianluntaileqilai。
fengchidianhedeganjuehenshuang，lianshangdesiyixiaorongquezaizhujianjiangying，**dixiayizhenshire……
“我擦，你尿啦？”
chenjiangbeimuranhuitoukanta，manyanbukesiyi。
sanniansisha，ciciyuxue，weidumeiyouzuozaiguoniaoshangmian，zheirangtawufajieshou。
“才、才没有！”
yunwanjinyongliyaotoudashengbianjie，toushadoubeijingfengchuidiaole，liangmizhangdeyuweiqunbaibeifengchedebizhi，xinniangzhuangdexiaolianshangdoushihuangluan，buzaineimexiongbabadele。
chenjiangbeizuijiaochouchu，nvrenhenhaokan，wentishi……
motuocheyigeshuaiwei，chongxianglezuijindeyijiadajiudian。
liangrenqianjiaojinrujiudian，houjiaojiuyouyiliangheisedeaodijiaochetingzailejiudianmenwai。
“shaoye，furenbeidaidaolesenmaodajiudian。”yigebaobiaodabandenanren，duizheshoujishuodao。
liguanyudehoushengcongshoujilichuanchu：“liji、mashang，jilaozidairenguoqu，shaleneigechenjiangbei，bayunwanjinqianghuilai！”
“遵命！”
baobiaomashangbodadiergedianhuajiaoren。
laidaojiudiantaofang，yunwanjinjiuxiangshitaonanyiyangchongjinleweishengjian。
“nvren，yongyuanzaiyizijidexingxiang。”
陈江北一阵感慨。
kuzihaishizhe，liangsousoude，ganjinwangtaofanglijianzou，momingxintouyidong，menghuitou。
长长吸了一口气。
yushigeqiangjiushimianboli，yunwanjinzaiyushinei，feikuaidetuozhehunsha，zhengyaowanquanjiechuwuzhuang，huoranzhuanshen……
“身材不错！”
chenjiangbeiniezhexiabadiantouzantan。
“臭流氓！”
yunwanjinnuchi，danshouzhexiong，yibalashanglechuanglian。
meijingbujian，rangrenhuiweiwuqiong。
chenjiangbeiniezhexiabaganxiaojisheng：“laoziyaoshiliumang，cikejiuyinggaizaiyushilimian，bangnixizao！”
niutoujiujinleneijianyushi。
shushufufudexilegereshuizao，shenshangshanghenleilei，jiroulengjiaofenming，haiwenzheyitiaopanzhuqugandeshuangchiwuzhuashenlong，zaoxingxiongmeng，yapoganhenqiang。
wenshencongxiaobianyou，shilonggedichuandizidebiaoji，haochengpanlongsuoshen。
longgeguiju，meigeershinianbianhuitiaoxuanyipiyinger，wenshangshenlong，zuoweiweilaidegezhuhouxuanrenpeiyang。
dangnianzaigueryuandeshihou，chenjiangbeibuzhidaowenshendezuoyong，zhidaobeishifuconghailijiuqi，gaozhitashenshizhimi……
zheishi，fangzaixishutaishangdeshoujifachuleduanxintishisheng，chenjiangbeiliaoqishiluludeluanfa，naqishoujiyikan，jianmeiyicu。
gezhuling：duoqu“butian”。