第1章 提前给你们过清明

“kuaipao,chengguanlaile!”

jigesanlunxiaofantiaoshangche,qidongchezijiupao。

“zhentemewuyu,douwanshangshidianle,hailaicha。”chenlaotoumamalieliedao。

“kuaizouba,beizhuishangjiuyaofakuanle。”

“bupa,bushiyouxiaoyema,womenchedoushidiandongde,tadedekaocai,haidaigewa,yaozhuiyeshizuixianzhuishangta。”chenlaotoushuozhe,youmenyining,sudulikejiutidaolesanshiduo。

yucitongshi,yilianglaoyesanluncheturancongtadepangbiansoudeyishengchongleguoqu。

“shenmeqingkuang?”chenlaotouyouxiejingcha:“sheideche,zheimekuai?”

pangbiansuquanminyeshizuijiaochouchuleyixia:“hao,haoxiangshixiaoyede。”

“zheibukeneng,xiaoyeneichekaodeng,nengbiwomendiandongdehaikuai?”chenlaotouwanquanbuxin。

bujinchenlaotoubuxin,xunluocheli,lianggechengguanyeshimanlianchayi。

“liudui,gangcaineiche,shiyongdiandehaishiyongyoude,zenmepaoneimekuai?”

“buqueding,danshiwokantayongtuidenglaizhea。”

“neibukeneng,jiaotachenengyouneisudu?”

“xianbuguanbieren,zhuishangqukankan。”liuhaoshuowan,yijiaoyoumen,chezilveguochenlaotoufeichierqu。

“dashu,tamenhaoxiangzhuishanglaile!”yeluodesanlunchehouzuo,yigeqibasuidenvwa,huiwuzhe**deshoubei,youdianxiaoxingfendao。

yeluohuitoukanleyiyan,bujinmadao:“kao,zenmebuzhuachenlaotoutamen,tamenneimeman,wozheimekuai,nanrenguoranbunengtaikuai。”

maguima,yeluochoulechoulu,weiweijiansuyigeyouguaizhajinleyitiaoxiaodao。

jimiaozhonghou,chengguandechetingzaileneixiaodaokouzishang:“liudui,haizhuima?”

liuhaokanzhechuangwaishensuidexiaodao,ganshoudaoliangsousoudeyefeng:“zhuigepi,zheiliguoqushiluanzanggang,zhuiguoqushangfena,zheijiahuoyeshihen,weilezheiwushikuaiqianfakuan,zheidifangdouganqu!”

……

“dashu,chengguanyijingzoule。”xiaosiyuekanzheyeluodao。

yeluokanleyiyanyuanchujianjianxiaoshidechedeng,meijizhehuiqu。

“jiranlaile,qukankannijiweishushu。”

yipanbingdongyouyuxu,yipanwuhuarou,yipankaojiucai……

yeluozhaohuxiaosiyuejiangsanluncheshangmeimaidiaodeshaokaogezidouzhuangleyipanbaizaishibanshang。

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“woyelai。”xiaosiyueconghuailitaochuyipingniunai。

“shushumensuiyi,**le。”shuowan,daoleyidiudiuzaidishang,ranhoujiangshengxiadeguanjinleduzi。

“wuhuarou,gangjiyiduiqinglvkaode,buguotamenmeikoufule,nalaixiaojingqinye。”yeluoshuozhe,jiangliangchuanwuhuaroudiuzaileqizhongyikuaishitouqian。

“kaojiucai,ziyangbushen,lai,zhuyenizuilang,duobubu。”

……

“dashu,genwojiangjiangnigenzheixieshushudegushibei。”

“yiqunsirendegushi,youshahaotingde,qusanluncheshangjiwonayixiashouji,gangluoneile。”

“e”xiaosiyueyingleyisheng,bianzhuanshenpaoqu。

yueheifenggao,haishizaizheiluanzanggang,danshixiaosiyuemeiyoubandiankongjuyuhaipa,fangfoshineichuansuoyutianyejiancaimogudexiaoguniang。

yeluozaiyikuaishitoushangzuoxia,zhangtanleyikouqi:“wotemedouduodaozheimaishaokaole,nimenhaibukenfangguowo?”

yigeyixihongpao,moyangjunmei,danshiyanshenlinglideoumeinvrenchuxianzaileyeluodemianqian。

“youxieshenfen,yidanniyouguo,zheiyibeizidoubaituobule。”nvrenyongpoweiliulidehuaguoyudao:“wotingguonidegushi,suoyicaitedilaikankan,heheyoumingdehades,kanqilai,youdianrangrenshiwanga。”

“mingwangzheimelaotudemingzi,daodishisheitemejiwoqude,nigaosuwo,woqudasita。”yeluodao。

“bieshuozheixiemeiyongde,nideyiqie,doushizuzhijinide,xiangyaozheimejiandanjiutuolizuzhi,bukeneng,chufei,bazuzhijinideyiqie,douhaihuiqu!”nvrenjixushuodao。

yeluokanxiangnvren:“zenmehai?”

“henjiandan,nifeilehuozhesile,jiuhaiqingle。”nvrenshuowan,zongshenshangqian,yidaohanguangzhiquyeluomeixin。

yeluoxunsuqishen,ceshenshanduo。

“嗖嗖嗖”

nvrensuduqikuai,lianchushijidao,daodaodoushiyaohai。

yeluosuirandoubikaile,danmingxiansuduburuduifang,shenshangyiyoujichubeicishang,xianxueranhongletunsedetxu。

“jiuzheiyang?wozaizuzhitingshuolehenduoguanyunidechuanshuo,tamenjiangnixingrongchengbusuobunengdeshen,haiyiweiniyouduoqiang,suoyicaizhudonglaihuaguozhaoni,keshinirangwohenshiwanga,ruguonijiuzheidianshili,neiniyebuyonghuiqule,duizuzhidezuoyongbuda。”

nvrenshuowan,suduturanzengjiayibeibuzhi,shouzhongduandaogengshikuairushandian,zhijiechaxiangleyeluoyanhou。

yeluodunshidajing,huangluanzhizhong,shenshouxiangqunienvrendeyanhou,queshibeiqingyibikai,zhiniezhulenvrendeyiling。

“congxianzaikaishi,hades,bucunzaile!”

nvrenshouzhongduandaofangxiangyibian,**leyeluodantian。

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“嘶啦”

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waitaobeisi,nvrengengduode,shixingfen,yinweigangcai,taqinshoucichuanlechuanshuozhonghadesdedantian,yidaichuanqi,zhongjiezailetadeshouzhong,zheishitazuidaderongyao。

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yeluotangzainei,youxiewuyu,zijibeirentongle,danxiaosiyueyidianbuguanxinziji:“fangxinba,yourenjiwosongyifulaile?”

yeluohuayingangluo,youyidaoheiyingchuxianzaileliangrenmianqian,shiyigeqingnian,mianronggangyi,qixichenwen,xiangshigegaoshou。