第2章 煤气罐成精

“shashouxuanshangbangdiqiwei,jiazhisanqianwandemingwang,jingranruciqingyibeirenfeiledantian,zezeze,nishuowoshigaishiwangni,haishigaijingxi?”

tagenzongyeluohenjiule,weilesanqianwanxuanshangjin,danyizhijidanyeluoshili,meizhaodaoheshidejihui,meixiangdaochuxiangenvren,bangtabayeluofeile,erqiehaibushata。

“neinvrenkezhengouchunde,shaleni,jiukeyidedaosanqianwan,tajuranbuyao,neiwojiubukeqi,titashoule。”qingnianshuozheyijingchuxianzaileyeluomianqian,shouzhongjuncizhijiecixiangyeluobozi。

zhaoshihenjiandan,yinweizaitakanlai,dantianbeifeideyeluo,bukanyiji。

“ai”yeluoyoutanyikouqi:“henxianran,nibineinvren,yaochun!”

huabi,qingniandejunci,buzhihegu,jingranluoruleyeluoshouzhong,meiyouyisiyouyu,yeluoshouwanyifan,juncichuantouleqingniandeyanhou。

“ni……zenmekeneng,nidedantianmingmingyijingbeifeile!”qingniandeyanshenzaihuansan,danyanjingquedengdedadade,houhui,bugan,nanyijieshou。

taxiangbutong,weishenmeyigedantianbeifeideren,haiyourucifanying,taxiangbutong,gangcaimianduineinvren,bukanyijideyeluo,cikeweihe,ruciqiangda。

“sheigennishuo,dantianbeifeile,jiubunengsharende?”yeluoshuowan,chouchujunci,zaibuganyujuewangzhong,qingniandaodi。

yeluobaxialenanrendewaiyi,jitahuanshanglezijineiyitao,youzaidantianchuchuoleyidao。

zuowanzheige,yeluozhunbeiqusanluncheshangnadiandongxi,jieguoxiaosiyuejiujiangyipingyoudileguolai。

“gumozhenikenengyongdeshang,wojiudaiguolaile。”xiaosiyuedao。

yeluozuijiaochouchuleyixia:“xiaopihaier,nengbunengxuedianhao?jingxuexiemeiyongde。”

shuowan,dakaiyouping,daozaileneiqingnianshenshang。

ranhou,xiaosiyueyounachuledahuoji。

zaiyipianhuoguangyingzhaoxia,xiaosanlunhuanhuandechaozheshiqushiqu。

“dashu,niweishenmeyaotuoneinvrendeyifu?”

“zainishushumendefenqian,tayishenyanhong,wokanbuguan。”

“zheiyanga。”xiaosiyueyaohuangzhexiaotui:“neiniganmabunongsita?”

yeluo:“nongsitayiduimafan,xianzaitajuedewofeile,shijianzaiwuhades,duohao。”

“dashu,mingwangshinidechuohaoma?haotua,weishenmejiaozheigemingzi,niyiqiancosplaydejiaosema?duile,mingwanggenyanwangyeshixiongdima?”

……

youdaolewanshangshidian,chenhuilushangmanmanrenaoqilai。

neixiejiabanguilaidejingyingmen,zaipengyouquanshaixingbake、ribenliaoli,danshentiqueshichengshidexuanzelelubiandekaomianjin。

“xiaoye,nizuotianbeichengguanzhuishangmei,faleduoshaoqian?”suquanminkanzheyeluowendao。

yeluofanlegebaiyan:“kaishenmewanxiao,chengguanzhuideshangwo?wolanglibaitiaodeminghaoshibaijiaode?”

suquanminheiheiyixiao:“chuiniuyebudacaogao,nizheiyibanianjile,haizheimemeipu,xiaoxinzhaobudaonvpengyou。”

yeluo:“shuoqinvpengyou,laosu,zheimashangzhoumole,ninvergailaibangmanglea,tiantianduizheni,wozheixinqingyoudianyumen,shishihoukankanmeinvle。”

shuoqizijinver,suquanminxianshiyouxiejiaoao,ranhouhenkuaiyouluchuleanranzhise:“yiyitazheiliangtianbuguolaile,zaiyiyuanzhaogutamani。”

“zaiyiyuan?zenme,saozihuaiertaile?”yeluowendao。

suquanmintanleyikouqi,zhengyaokaikou,huranyizhenxiaoshengdaduanleta。

“yo,sulaoban,shengyibucuoa,qianzhuanduolea,douyoukongliaotianle。”yigebiaofeitizhuangdezhongnianpangzizhanzaisuquanmindetanweiqian,shenhouhaigenzhelianggegaodademazi。

“bao,baoge,ninlaile。”kandaozheipangzi,suquanminmingxianyouxiehaipa,danhaishijichuleyisixiaorong。

“lai,baoge,gangkaohaodejitui,ninchangchang。”

“啪”

xubaolinyihuishou,jiangsuquanminshouzhongdejituizhijiedafei:“meikongchinizheilajiwanyier,gaijiaoguanlifeile。”

shuoqiguanlifei,suquanmindeliansebianyouxienankan,zheixubaolinzaizheiyidaishouguanlifeiyouduanshijianle,zheixiexiaotanxiaofankubukanyan,haoburongyizhuandianxinkuqian,queyaobaibaisongjizheijiahuoyiban。

sheidoubuganxin,keshidoumeibanfa,sheirangzheijiahuodedageshizheiyidaideditoushe,chufeinibuxiangzaizheiyidaishenghuole,yaoburan,dezuilexubaolin,mafanshitaiduole。

suoyi,dajiadoushibenzhepocaixiaozaidetaidu,jijiujile。

huanpingshi,suquanminyedouhuiji,keshizheiyici,talaopozhuyuanle,jixuyongqian,tadeshou,jinjinniezhekoudailiganggangshoulaidejishikuaiqian,jinyaozhezuichun。

“bao,baoge,wolaopozhuyuanle,jixuyongqian,zheiyici,nengbunenghuanhuan?”suquanminbixubaolindaleshaoshuoshijisui,jieguoqueshiyikouyigebaoge,zheixinlidewunai,yeshimeirennenggoutihuia。

“laopozhuyuanle?”xubaolinyiting,xianshiyilengranhouhahayixiao:“haoshia,shengguanfacaisilaopo,zheinandaobuzhidegaoxingma?zheiyangbalaosu,yiqiannimeigexingqidoushijiaowubaide,zheiyang,weileqingzhu,congjintiankaishi,nimeizhoujiaobabai。”

“zhei……”suquanminlengzhule,tameixiangdaoxubaolinjingranhuishuochuzheiyangdehua:“bao,baoge,ninzhenhuikaiwanxiao。”

xubaolinhuranshenseyileng:“nikanwoxiangshizaikaiwanxiaoma?kuai,jiqian,yaobuji,neikejiubieguaiwole。”

shuowan,xubaolinhuilehuishouduizheshenhouliangrendao:“jianchayixiazanmensulaobandeshiwu,wohuaiyishiguoqide,bianzhide。”

shuozhe,xubaolincaoqisuquanmintanweishangdeyibarouchuan,zhijiediujinlepangbiandelajitong。

shenhouliangzhuanghanyeshijuanqixiuzizhunbeidaganyichang。

“ei,baoge,hebiweilezheidianxiaoshihuailexinqingni,laosuzheijitianshoutoujin,tazheibiande,wobangtajile。”yeluoshangqian,jiangjizhanglaorentousaijinlexubaolinshouzhong。

kandaoshouzhongdelaorentou,xubaolinshensehuanhelebushao,zhuantoukanxiangyeluodao:“hahaha,haishinixiaozishangdao。”

“xiaoye,zheizenmexing?”suquanminjianyeluobangtajileqian,henshibuhaoyisi,xiangyaozuzhi。

“ei,laoge,zanjiubiejianwaile,nipingshibangwoyebushao,nideshijiushiwodeshi,nilaopojiushiwolao……keke,jiushiwosaozi。”yeluoshuozhe,youtaochuliangbaikuaisaidaolesuquanminshouzhong:“wojiuzheixiele,xianzaidexiaonianqingmendouyongshoujifukuan,meishaxianjin,ninazhe,qujisaozimaidianshuiguo。”

“zheibuxing,wobunengnanideqian。”yeluoyijingbangmangjileguanlifei,suquanminzenmekenengzainatadeqianni。

“yo,xiongdiqingshena,haoganrendechangmiana,yeluo,kanlainiqianbushaoa,daochusong,suquanminbuyao,nijiwoa,zheiyangba,congjintiankaishi,nitanweideguanlifeifanbei,miandeniqianduolemeichuhua。”xubaolinshuozhe,zhijiejiangyeluosaijisuquanmindeliangbaikuaiqianduoleguoqu。

kandaozheiyimu,yeluodeyanshenzhong,shanguoyisiyise,danyijiumiandaiweixiao:“baoge,wokannijintianhuoqiyoudianda,shibushixinqingbutaihao,yaobuzheiyang,qianwoshimeiyoule,womianfeijinikaojichuanyangrou,zaizhengdianpijiu,heliangbeizenmeyang?”

“wohenima,xinbuxinwoxianlenidetan?guanlifeifanbei,shaofeihua!”xubaolinnudao。

“aiya,chabuduodele,jishisuiderenle,yidianbuchengshu,haohaoshanggebanbuhaoma,zhengtianjiuzhidaoshoubaohufei,nimenbuxiandiurenme?youqishini。”xiaosiyuezhizhexubaolindao:“meiqiguanchengjingleside,haixuerenjiashoubaohufei,nibaohushei?baohuwomendemeiqiguanme?”

zheihuayichu,xianchangshunjiananjing,zhongrendoushiniutoukanxiangleshuohuadexiaosiyue。

“cao,xiaoyatoupianzi,niganmawo?”xubaolinnule,beiyigexiaonvhaiermameiqiguanchengjing,zheinengren?fennuzhixia,xubaolinzhijieyijiaochuaixianglexiaosiyue。