第3章 老子与你不共戴天

ranhou,zaixiaosiyuetongqingdemuguangxia,xubaolinzhijiedaofeilechuqu,henhenzazailesanmizhiwai。

xiaosiyuezuozainei,pingjingdekanzhexubaolin:“ai,hebini?”

“gandalaozi?jiwozouta!malegebazide,xingyede,nijintiansidingle!”xubaolinmeixiangdao,yeluojingranganchuaichuaita,pazaidishangjiaoxiaodao。

yeluozheibian,yijingdiyishijiantiaoshanglesanlunche,ranhoukanleyiyanxiaosiyue:“shangchea,hailengzheganshenme?”

“a,yaopaodema?wohaiyiweinizhunbeidafashenweini,jiuzheijigexiaolouluo,datamena,paoduomeipaimiana。”xiaosiyueyibianshuo,yibiantiaoshanglesanlunche。

“fanigetou,zuowenle。”shuowan,sanluncheyijingchonglechuqu。

xubaolinganggangzhanqishen,kanzhechongchuqudesanluncheexiangdanbiansheng:“jiwozhui,ganchuaiwo,jintianwoyidingyaodaduantadeshuangtui,qigesanluncheyiweinengpaodiao?”

yibianma,xubaolinyibianchongdaobuyuanchu,zuanjinlezijideaodijiaoche。

jiaochepaoxiaoliangsheng,chaozheyeluotaopaodefangxiang,zhuilechuqu。

“zuotianpaolu,jintianyoupaolu,dashu,zanmenzheiyang,shenmeshihoucainengfajiazhifu,zoushangrenshengdianfenga?”xiaosiyuewendao。

yeluoyouxiewuyu:“zheige,kaomaishaokaokenengyoudiannandu,banimaile,huoxuwojiukeyizhifule,buzhidaoyoumeiyourenyao。”

xiaosiyuemeiyoushengqi,ershisisuoleyixiadao:“yeshigesilu,wozheimekeai,kendingyourenyaode,nizhaogeyouqianrenshishi,bawomaile,ranhouwoguojitianyoupaohuilai,ranhouzaimai,zaihuilai,zaimai……

bimaishaokaoyinggaizhengqian,erqiezheizhongshi,wopaole,neixiemaijiayinggaiyebuganbaojing,woqu,zhendehenyougaotoua。”

yeluolandelita,zheiniuerjiushigeqipa,naohuiluqingqidekepa。

jianyeluomeilita,xiaosiyueyoujixudao:“yougewentiworenlehenjiule,zuotianneigeyoubenyouchoudeshushu,haoxiangshuonidemingzhisanqianwanshibushi?neinizuotianyijingbanizijinongsile,neisanqianwanjiuyinggaishinideleya,nibukaolvqulingma?”

yeluonaoqiaoyouxieteng,zheiniudenaohuiluzongshizheimebiezhi,zijibaneishashounongsile,haibataweizhuangchengleziji,neishiweilerangbierenyiweizijisile,yihoushaoyixiemafan。

haiqulingzijidexuanshangjin,neibushichedanme,ei,yebuzhidaoshisheixuanshangshaziji,sanqianwan,caipaidiqi,youdianmeimianzi。

jiuzailiangrenliaotianzheihuier,xubaolindeaodiyijingzhuishanglaile。

“dashu,wojuedezheidifangchabuduole,yueheifenggao,renyanxishao。”xiaosiyuedao。

yeluoyouxiewunai,xiaonizizhendebeizijidaihuaile,jiangsanlunchexiaoxindetingdaolelupangbian,yeluoxialeche。

aodizaitapangbiantingxia,xubaolingenlianggemazi,shoulilinzhetieguntiaolexialai。

“paoa,zenmebupaole?”xubaolinzoudaoyeluodemianqian,shouzhongtiegunzhizheyeluonaomenjiaoxiaodao。

lingwailianggemazizeshizoudaoleyeluodesanlunchepang,qizhongyirenzhijiehuishou,jiangcheshangdeyixiepanzixianfan。

“shichuankaoyangrou,shichuanmianjin,yigongwushiyuan。”xiaosiyuekanleyiyan,pingjingdao。

“shenme?”tingdaoxiaosiyuedehua,neiliangmaziyouxiewuyu,zheishihoule,tahaizaisuanqian?

“砰”

又一个盘子被打翻。

“youyuxusanshi、yachangliushi,jiazhiqiandeyigongyibaisi。”xiaosiyuejixusuanzhe。

“xiaoyatou,naozihuaileba。”yimazizhijietaishoupaixianglexiaosiyuedenaodai。

“砰”

yishengmenxiang,mazichuxianzailewumiwaidemalushang。

嗯?

xubaolinyileng,meixiangdaoyeluozheimeqianghan:“kuai,yiqidongshou,daduantadetui!”

shengxialiangrenyiqipushangqu,ranhouyiqifeichuqu,zhengzhengqiqi,lianaihaoshengdouruchuyizhe。

yeluojianqiyigentiegunzoudaolexubaolinmianqian。

“ni,nixiangganshenme,wogeshixuxianjiang,niyaoshigandongwo,ni……a!”huameishuowan,bianbeiaihaoshengdaduan,lianyeluodouheleyitiao。

pangbian,xiaosiyueshoulilinzhetiegun,qishixiongxiongdekanzhexubaolin,gangcai,jiushitayigunziqiaozailexubaolindetuishang。

“ganweixiewoshu?xinbuxinwonongsini?”xiaosiyueshuozheyoushiyigunziqiaozailexubaolindelianshang,gujiyachidousuilehaojike。

“xiaopengyouzheimexiongganshenme?”yeluokaikoudao。

“tagangshuoyaodaduannidetui,wozheishitinibaochou,zanmenjiazongdeyougehenchazishibushi,yaoburanzhenyiweiwomenhaoqifuni,fangxin,haorennizuo,huairenwolaidang!”xiaosiyueshuowan,zhizhexubaolinnaomendao:“nigangshuoshenme,zaishuoyibian!”

kanzhexiaosiyue,xubaolinjiujielebantian,xinlixiangzhe,nimenzheimemeng,gangcaipaoshenme?buguobenzhehaohanbuchiyanqiankuideyuanze,taxuanzelechenmo。

“duile,peiqian,gangdafanlewomendeshaokaotan,ganjinpeiqian,yigong……yiqiansi!”

“yiqiansi?nigangcaishuoyibaiside。”youyigemazikaikoudao。

“zenmele?wocaiyinianji,wosuanshubuhaozenmele?nishibushikanbuqiwo?”xiaosiyueshouzhonggunzizhizheneishuohuazhirendao。

“dage,zheixiaoniuqirentaishen,jipanyangrouchuan,yaowomenpeiyiqiansi,zanmengentamenpinle!”neimaziyifentianyingdao。

“nifangpi!dahuailerenjiadedongxi,jirenjiapeichang,tianjingdiyi,ganjinnaqian,yaoburanwodiyigeraobulenimen!”xubaolindayilinrandekaikou,tongshitaochulezijishenshanggangshoulaideguanlifei,jiaojileyeluo。

yucitongshi,yeluoyeshouhuilejiazaixubaolinbozishangdecaidao。

liangfenzhonghou,xiaosiyuejiangqiansaijindouli,tiaoshanglesanlunche。

kanzhesanlunchechedixiaoshi,xubaolincaizhongyumachulesheng:“zheigaisideyeluo,gaisidexiaonvhaier,woyaonongsitamen!”

“baoge,womenquzhaoxiange,xiangeyidinghuijiwomenbaochoude!”yigemazifuzhexubaolinzouxiangleaodiche。

“cao!wodeluntai!”xubaolinkanzhesigeganbiedeluntai,yangtianzhangxiao:“yeluo!laoziyunibugongdaitian!”

yeluodaizhexiaosiyuemanyoyodewanghuijiadefangxiangshiqu。

“siyue,yihoubieneimebaoli,xiaonvhaier,haishiyaojinchiyidian。”yeluokaikoudao。

zheijinian,xiaosiyuegenzheziji,chengzhanglehenduo,youlejibendeshengcunnengli,yeyouleqiangdadexinlisuzhi,zheirangyeluotingxinwei,dantongshi,tayeshiqulehenduo,biruxiaonvhaiergaiyoudetianzhenhekuaile。

zheishiyeluobijiaokuijiude,zheideguaita,shitarangxiaosiyuejiandaoletaiduobugaijiandaodechangmian。

yigexiaonvhaier,keyiyibianchibingjilingyibiankanzheyeluosharen,zheizhongchangmian,zheshiyouxieguiyi。

siyuedizhetou,meiyouhuida,meirenzhidaotazaixiangshenme。

huran,yeluolianseyibian,zhuantoukanxianglebuyuanchudexiaoshulin,neili,tingzheyiliangpojiudemianbaoche。

liangdaoshenying,zhengmanghuozhe,haoxiangjiangshenmedongxidiujinlechezihoubeixiang。

“zezeze,meinvjiushimeinv,zheishencai,zheiliandan,zheiyaoshirangwoshuiyiwan,zhendeshaohuoshinianwodouyuanyia!”yigenanrenweisuodeshengyinzaimianbaochehouxiangqi。

“biezuomengle,zheishixushaodenvren,niyaoshiganluanpeng,xinbuxinxushaoduoleni!”lingwaiyirenkaikoudao。

“heihei,wojiushizheimeyishuo,wonagana,buguozanmenjiumoyimo,guoyiguoshouyin,guanjianweizhibudong,yinggaimeiguanxiba?fanzhengzheidifangniaobulashi,yebuhuiyourenkandao。”nanrenshuozhe,jiangshoushenxianglenvrendedatui。

“dashu,nidongshouhaishiwodongshou?”huran,heianzhongchuanlaiyidaozhinendehaitongshengyin。

“shenmeren?”huran,lingwaiyirenhechidao。

nanrenyijing,lianmangshouhuileshenchuqudeshou,ranhouzhuantoukanleguoqu。

“keke,neisha,liangweihaohan,woshuo,woshipengqiaojingguozheiniaobulashidedifangde,nimenxinbu?”yeluoxiaozhekaikoudao。