jiujingsihurangzhangxiaofanmabiledanao，jianjiande，tajinrulemengxiang。
keshiyanqiandehuanjingrangqiyouxiebuxiguan，yizhenzhenxuanmudebaiseyingrutadeyanlian，rangtayouxiezhengbukaiyanjing。
“zheishishenmedifanga。”
tahaiyouxiezuiyidenannandiyu，buzhidaozouxianglehefang。
huran，yibaihuzilaotouchuxianzaitademianqian。
“混账玩意！”
“xialeshan，nijiuguolezheiyangdeshenghuo？”
jiandaocirendemianxiang，zhangxiaofandejiuyixiazijiuxingle，kanzheyanqianshuxidelianpang，tamengdepuzaineilaozhedejiaoxia。
“师……师父！”
“xiaofanzhendehaoxiangniashifu！”
laozhefumozheguidaozaijiaoxiadeta，biaoqingmeiyoulezhiqiandeneimefennu，youxiewunaihecixiangfuxianzailetadelianpangshang。
“ai，haizi，zheixieniankulenile。”
yuanlaizheizhangxiaofanshitacongxiaokanzhezhangdade，bajiusuibianlaidaotadeshenbianle。
ruguobushidangnianzijiqushideshihoujiaotalaijinhaicheng，gujizheixiaozixianzaizaicunziliyesuanguodebucuo，tayongchongnideyuqishuodao：
“xiaofan，buyaoguaizuishifuhenxin，zheishiduinixinxingdexiuxing，shifuzhongjiushiyaolikaide，yihoudeshenghuohaiyaokaoniziji。”
“qieji，buyaowangjidangnianshifugaosunidehua，nidefumuhaizaidengzheni，buyaohuochengyigefeiwu，buranzheibeizi，nikongpadouzaiyejianbudaonidefumule……”
bansuizhetadehuayuluoxia，zhangxiaofandeshixiankaishimohu，tafenlidexiangyaozhuazhushifudeyijiao，quezhiganjuemantoudejutong，rangqilianshoudoushenbuqilai。
霎时间。
zaimengjingwai，tangzaichuangshangdetaxiongkouyizhenhuore。
yebuzhidaoshishenmeshihouzhanranshangxianxuedeyupeizheishihouheranpiaofuzailebankong，fangfofashenglelingyishijian。
“师父！”
tadahanyisheng，mengdezhengkaiyanjing，quefaxianzijishenchuyijianmoshengdefangjianlimian，shenshanggaizhebeiruhaiyouxiediandixiangshuideweidao。
“是梦境嘛……”
tadiguzhe，quezaixiangyaoqishendeshihou，mengdezhouqimeitou。
“si！naodaizenmeneimetenga！”
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zaifangcaidejiyizhong，tafaxianzijihaoxiangxuehuilehenduodongxi。
youyidaowuxue、xiuxianfamen、fengshuimishudengdeng。
最神奇的是。
dangnianzijiheshifuxuelehaojiniande《wuxingkaishanjue》，haoxianghuranyoulehenduoxindeganwu。
shenzhi，tasihuzaizheijiyizhongkandaolexiaoshihoudeshenying。
“zheinandao，shishifuneimeduoniandejiyima！”
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shunjian，yanleizaitadeyankuangliudong。
“师父……”
zhengdasuankusujisheng，quehuranbeidakaidefangmenxiyinlemuguang。
yinvzishenzheheisede**，shouzhongnazhetuopan，xiaomimidezouguolai，yijinmenbianjiandaogangsuxingdezhangxiaofan，guanxindewendao：
“nixingle？ganjuezenmeyang？”
zhangxiaofanyishijianlengzhule，youxieyihuodezhouqimeitou。
“ni……shinijiulewoma？buhaoyisi，wojinitianmafanle。”
shuozhejiuyaoqilai，danquanshendoumeishenmeliqi，qishenhaojicidoumeichenggong。
nvzijiandaorucichangjing，ganmangzouleguolai。
“buyaojinde，nibuyongdaoxie，woshinilaopo，zhaogunishiyinggaide。”
什么……什么东西？
这是我老婆？
wolaopobushizuotianjiwodailelvmaozideliuyunma！
zhangxiaofandengdaleyanjing，haojiudoumeifanyingguolai。
nvzijiantayourucidadefanying，fanerwanyuedexiaoleyisheng，shenshoujiangyijingyouweiweiliangyidezhoufangzaitadezuibian，yibianweitayibianshuodao：
“gujiniyishibanhuiyebuganxiangxin，danjigexiaoshizhiqianwoyeshibuzenmexiangxinde，niquandangzheishilaotianyejinideshangciba。”
老天爷的赏赐？
zhangxiaofandeliansedunshilenglexialai。
jinglileliuyundeshiqing，rangtamingbaileyigedaoli。
zheishijieshangyongyuanyouxiangrangnidierudiyuderen，danjiunide，liaoliaowuji。
suoxingtabuzailihuizheinvren，naohaizhongzixihuiyileyixiashifujiyizhongdexiuxingfamen。
buyihui，zaoyichenjilesanniandedantianjingranyoulefanying，yizhenzhenweiruodexiliuzaijingmaizhonghuanmandeliudong，fangforangqizhishenyusiyuedeyangguangzhong。
yucitongshi，shenshangdeshangkouyezaigenzheyuhe。
zainvzijingyademuguangxia，naomenshangdeshangkoukuaisudeyuhejieba，jiurutongshenjiyiban。
“guoran，heyouqiannvrenzaiyiqiderendoubushishenmeputongjiaose。neizheijiushuoming，zhiyaowanchengrenwu，neinvrenzhendehuijiuwolaogongle！”
tazaixinzhongmomodeshuozhe，shenzibujingyidekaojinletajifen。
zheidianxiaodongzuoziranmanbuzhuzhangxiaofandeyanjing。
taxianshiwushi，kankantaxiangyaoganshenme。
kexiayimiao，zheijiahuojingrankaishituozijidekuzile！
woqugeqingtiandalaoyede，fazhandeyetaikuailexieba！
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zhangxiaofanyuqibingleng：“shenmerenrangnilaide，youshenmemude？”
nvziyishijianyusai，yanshenbutingdekanxiangyuanchuketingdeweizhi。
“jiranruci，neijiuhenengjiaoliuderenshuoba。”
zhangxiaofanqishen，fajuegangganghairuanruowunengdeshentixianzaijingrannengzirudexingzoule。
kanlai，zijishizhendejichengleshifudeneixiebenshia，zhishibushulianeryi。
keturan，neinvziputongyishengguidaozailedishang，miansecangbaidetayongjinhukenqiudeyuqiduizhangxiaofanshuodao：“qiuqiuni，buguannirangwozuoshenmedoukeyi，jiujiuwolaogongba！”
救人命？
neiweishenmefeideyaonongzheiyichuxichulai？
tadeneixinbushihenxiangxin，rengjiuyaozouchuwoshi。
nvzimengdeyibalazhutadeyijiao，sihuoburangqichuqu。
waimiandeneinvrenkeshishuole，zhiyaopeizheijiahuoshuijue，tabudandanhuichuqian，jiuhuotalaogongyebushishenmenanshi。
suoyi，tashuoshenmedoubunengfangzheinanrenlikai！
你一定要睡老娘！
zheishihouzhenghao，ketingzhongneinvrenkaikoule。
“haole，songkaiba，rangtalaijianwo。”
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