第1章 捡到一本西游记

天庭,御马监。

sunwukongxianlaiwushi,jiangtianmaganhuimajiuhou,bianzhunbeihuizijideguandixiuxi。

“anlaosunrucijingjingyeye,jiangzheitianmayangdebiaofeitizhuang,xianglaineiyudilaoerzhidaohou,yidinghuishifenmanyi。”

sunwukongxinzhongxiangzhe,zheiyijingshitashangtianhoudediergeyue,zicongbeifengweibimawenhou,tameiriganzhetianmasichufangmu,suiranyouxiewuliao,danyeledezizai。

“aiyou,zheishishenmedongxi?”

turan,sunwukongganjueqianfangyouyijiandongxizhengzaifangguang,shangqianyikan,jingshiyibenshangshu《xiyouji》sangezidexiaocezi。

“西游记?”

sunwukongjianqixiaocezi,suishoufankai,yuanbenxixiaodelianshang,henkuaibianbiandeyansuqilai。

“guaizai,zheishuzhongzenmehaiyouanlaosundemingzi。”

sunwukongkanzheshouzhongdexiyouji,yanshenbianhuanbuding,yinweitafaxianzheishuzhongjizaideyiqie,jingdoushizijizhenzhengjingliguodeshiqing。

“baishifangcunshan,zheijianshiqing,anlaosunkeconglaimeiyouduiwairenshuoqiguo。”

sunwukongkanzheshuzhongjizaideguanyuzijiqianwanglingtaifangcunshanbaishidejingguo,xinzhongchijingfeixiao。

zaixiashanqian,sunwukongcengdayingguozijideshifuputizushi,conglaimeiyouzaiwairenmianqianshuoqiguozijiheputizushizhijiandeguanxi,ershuzhongquejiangtazailingtaifangcunshanxueyidejinglijizaidesihaobucha。

“bukeneng,zheizenmekeneng?”

sunwukongbiandeyouxiejinzhang,tazixifankanzheshouzhongdexiaocezi,yizhifandaozijibeitiantingzhaoan,yudijiangzijijiafengweibimawen,caizhongyutinglexialai。

“sihaobucha,jiusuanshianlaosunzijilaixie,yewufaxiedezheibanxiangxi。”

sunwukongganjuebeihouyouxiefaliang,raoshiyijingchengjiulexiandao,cishideta,yijiuganshoudaolejiuweideliangyi。

zijideyiqie,juranzaojiubeirenxiezaileshuli。

zheishiyijianheqiguiyideshiqinga。

sunwukongzhandongzheshou,jiangxiaocezifandaolexiayiye。

buzhibujuezhong,shouzhongdexiaoceziyijingfandaolezuihouyiye,sunwukongxiayishimolemotouding,yanshenzhongliuluchushensuizhise。

“anlaosunderensheng,juebunengrenrencaokong,jiusuanshifoyebuxing。”

sunwukongzhangxinyiyongli,shouzhongdexiyoujibeixianlicuihui,huaweihuijin,zheibenshujizaidedongxitaiguohairen,tabuxiangbeidiergerenkandaoshuzhongdedongxi。

“nimenxiangyaojianganlaosunxunhua,anlaosunpianburunimensuoyuan,bimawenzheigeguan,anlaosundangdingle。”

sunwukonglengxiaoyisheng,dayaodabaidehuidaoyumajian,tasuiranbuzhidaozheibenshulaizihechu,dantajuebuyunxu,zijiderenshengbeibierenbianpaihaole,zijizhinengchengweiyigetixianmuou,anbujiubandechengweifomenneishenmegoupidouzhanshengfo。

toudingshangdaigequandefo,neiyenengsuanfo?

zicongguankanlexiyoujihou,sunwukongzhixiaoletiantinghefomendesuanji,yezhixiaolezijibingfeiwurennengdi,daoshibiandedidiaolexuduo,meirichulexiulian,bianshiqinziquganzhetianma,zaitianhebianshangfangmu。

tiantingdetianmayuyuedekenshizhetianhebianshangdexiancao,sunwukongzetangzaiyipitianmadebeishang,xinzhongsisuozhezijijiexialaidedasuan。

jiranyijingzhidaoletiantinghefomendesuanji,sunwukongziranbuhuianzhaotamendexiangfadanaotiangong,ranhoubeiyazaiwuzhishanxiawubainian,buguoduiyupantaohetaishanglaojundejindan,taqueyouyouxiexindong。

“nalilaidepohou,zenmejiangmafangdaotianhebianshangle,ruoshiwuletianhezhishui,nikedandaideqi。”

jiuzaisunwukongsikaozhejiexialaidedasuanshi,turantingdaoyishengdahe,suijibiankandaotianhezhishuifenkai,yigekuiwudetianjiangdayaodabaidecongshuizhongzouchu。

“dai,neihouzi,nizenmefangdema,nandaobuzhidaozheilishitianhezhongdi,bunengfangma?”

tianjiangzhizhesunwukonghechidao,shuohuajianyihuishou,bianjiangsuoyoudetianmahetuileshubu。

sunwukongjianzhuang,gangyaofanu,turanxiangdaozuorineibenshuzhongjizai,buyouxinzhongyidong。

“nikeshineitianpengyuanshuai?”

sunwukongbailebaishou,zhizhetianjiangwendao。

“jizhiwoming,weihehaiganruciwuli,laiwotianhemuma?”

zheitianjiangzhengshitianpengyuanshuai,yejiushihoulaidezhubajie,cishideta,zhengshitiantingshuifudezonglingyuanshuai,fuzezhangguanbawantianheshuijun。

“haoshuo,haoshuo,anlaosunnaishiyudiqindiandebimawen,anjianzheitianheshuicaofengsheng,zhengshigemumadehaodifang,suoyi……”

sunwukongxiangdaoshuzhongjizaiguanyuyanqianzheitianjiangdeyiqie,zhidaotayeshigebeisuanjidekumingren,daoshiduitashengchuleyisiqinjinzhiyi。

tianpengyuanshuaiyitingsunwukongshixinrendebimawen,lianshangluchuyimoyise,kaikoushuodao:“liangniganggangshangren,benshuaibianbuzhuijiunimaofanzhizuile,ganjindaizhenidetianma,likaitianhe。”

sunwukongwenyan,zhalezhayanjing,qingqingyihuangshenti,zhijiechuxianzailetianpengyuanshuaishenhou,xiaodao:“anlaosunfanggema,yebuhuinitianhe,nizheidaizizendezheibanxiaoqi。”

“nizheigaisidebimawen,zenganrumabenshuai?”

tianpengyuanshuaitingjiansunwukongjiaotadaizi,dunshinule,yegubudeduoxiang,taishoubianyaojiaoxunsunwukong。

sunwukongjianzhuang,youxinshitanyixiatianpengyuanshuai,bianyelunqiquantouhetasidaleqilai。

yirenyihouzhiyongquanjiao,yishijiandaoyedadepingfenqiuse。

“qieman,nizheihouzidaoyeyouxiebenshi,benshuaifale,qiebuyunijijiao。”

douleersanshihe,tianpengyuanshuaijiansunwukongbenlingbusu,wuxinlianzhan,bianyibatuikaisunwukong,jiaotinglebidou。

sunwukongduitianpengyuanshuaideganjuebucuo,youxiangdaoshuzhongduizheijiahuodejizai,zaojiuyouleqinjinzhiyi,jiantajiaozhetingdou,bianyeliketingshouxiuzhan。

“xixi,nizheitianpengyuanshuaidaoyeyouxienengnai,ruonibuqi,niwobianzuogepengyouruhe?”

sunwukonggonglegongshou,youxinhetianpengyuanshuaizuogepengyou。

tianpengyuanshuaiwenyan,yanzhongliuluchuyimofuzazhise,tachushenrenjiao,naishixuandouyimaidedizi,duiyusunwukongdelailiziranyousuolejie,yincibingbuyuanyihetaguoduoqianche。

kekanzheyilianrenzhendesunwukong,tianpengyuanshuaiyishijianyouburenjujue,xianglexiang,yiyaoya,xiaozheshuodao:“hao,nizheihouziyeduiwodepiqi,congjintianqi,nibianshiwotianpengdexiongdile。”

“hao,haoxiongdi,jiranshixiongdi,anlaosunzibuhuikuidaileni,rihouruoyouhaochu,dingbuhuiwangleni。”

sunwukonghahadaxiaoqilai,yitadejingming,zirankanchuletianpengyuanshuaisihuyousuoguji,buguozuizhonghaishimeiyoujujueziji,zheirangtaxinzhongduitianpengyuanshuaiderenkeyoushenleyifen。

“nanguaizaineishuzhong,anlaosunyunizheidaizizuiqin,kanlaiguozhenshigeduipiqideren。”