sunwukongyutianpengyuanshuaijieshihou,pingrilichulefangma,bianshiqianwangtianheshuifuzuoke。
“haha,tianpengxiongdi,anlaosunyoulaile。”
sunwukongqialegefenshuijue,zhibentianheshuifuerqu,houhaimeidao,shengyindaoshixianyibuchuandaoleshuifu。
xunshitianhedeshuibingjianshisunwukong,yebuganzulan,zhijierangtayiluchangtongdelaidaoletianpengyuanshuaideshuifuqian。
“haha,nizheihouzi,zayoulaiwozheidaqiufeng。”
tianpengyuanshuaiyiliankuxiaodecongfulizoulechulai,tashigehaochidexian,pingrilifulizongshiduimanlelaiziwuhusihaixianjiasongshangdemeishi,buguoziconghesunwukongjieshihou,tafulidemeishizongshiwuyuanwugudebianshao,zheirangtashifenwunai。
“qie,nizheisihaoshengxiaoqi,niwoxiongdi,zhengsuoweinidejiushiwode,niwohefenbicia,nishuoshiba?”
sunwukonghaoxiangyidianyemeiyoutingchutianpengyuanshuaidebuman,xiaoxixidecoushangqian,yibapanzailetianpengyuanshuaidebozishang。
“de,woshuobuguoni,ganghaojintianwoyigexiongdiqubeijuluzhougongganhuilai,jiwodailehumeijiu,niwozhenghaoduiyinyifan。”
tianpengyuanshuaibijingshigehaoshuangzhiren,suiranyouxiejidansunwukongdeshenfen,buyuanhetashenjiao,danyeburenfulehouzideyipianreqing。
sunwukongqingcheshuludezoujinletianpengyuanshuaideshuifu,kanzheyanqianbuzhidejingjingyoutiaodeshuifu,youxiangdaoshuzhongjizaizhubajieshiruhebeilan,wukongxinzhongbuyouhaoqi,jiujingshishenme,ranghaomaidetianpengyuanshuai,bianchengleneigechulechijiushishuidelanduozhuyao。
“houzi,lai,changchangwozheilaizibeijuluzhoudehaojiu,jiuzheijiu,yudineierdoubuyidingyou。”
tianpengyuanshuaishouzhongchuxianleyigejingzhidexiaohu,tabaikailianggejiuzhan,xiaoxinyiyidejiangjiudaoruzhanzhong。
“haoxiangdejiu,guozhenhaojiu。”
sunwukongxiuzhekongqizhongjiudexiangweier,buyouyanjingyiliang。
tianpengyuanshuaijuzhejiuzhan,shuodao:“houzi,lai,ni**lezheibei。”
“hao,lai,tianpengxiongdi,gan。”
sunwukongjubeihetianpengyuanshuaipengleyipeng,errenjiangjiudaorukouzhong,fenfenluchujingyanzhise。
“haojiu,haojiu,tianpeng,buzhinizheijiubiqineiyudideyujiuruhe?”
sunwukongyikouheganlejiuzhanzhongdemeijiu,renbuzhupenleyikoujiuqi,tayanjingyizhuan,xiaoxixidewendao。
tianpengyuanshuaiwenyanyileng,bajibajizuiba,youxiechiyideshuodao:“wozheijiu,biqiputongdeyujiudaoshibuchaduoshao,danruoheyudizhenzangdedingjiyujiubiqilai,neihaishiyaochashangyijiea。”
“hao,jiranjintianniqingwohelezheijiu,daigairi,anlaosunbianqingniheneiyudizuidingjideyujiu。”
sunwukongyitingyudideyujiugengjiameiwei,buyouxinzhongyidong,takeshizhidao,wangmubujiuhoujiuhuijubanyichangpantaohui,daoshihou,ziranshaobuleyudidedingjiyujiu。
tianpengyuanshuaiwenyan,zishibuxin,xiaozheshuodao:“nizheihouzijinhuishuodahua,bianshiwozheitianpengyuanshuai,yemeiheguojiciyudidedingjiyujiu,jiuniyibimawen,hahaha。”
“qie,anlaosunshuohuasuanhua,tianpeng,nijiuqiaohaoleba。”
sunwukongxinzhongyoushu,tazhidaoletiantinghefomendesuanjihou,ziranbuhuizaishangdangjitamenzhenyazijidejihui,buguoduiyunenggoutishengzijishilidejindanhepantao,taquebuzhunbeifangguo。
shijianyidianyidianguoqu,sunwukongjingjingyeyedezaibimawenzheigezhiweishangganzhe,tabuzheji,anzhongguanchatadeyudikejiuyouxiezhejile。
zheitian,sunwukongqingdianwanmapi,anpaijigejianguanjiangtianmafenpiguanhao,bianzhunbeihuizijideguandixiulianxiulian。
jiuzaizheishi,yigexiaolituranyilianshenmilezouleshanglai,duiwukongshuodao:“shangguan,buzhinikezhizanmenyumajianzaitiantingdediweiruhe?”
sunwukongwenyan,yanjingyimi,xiaoxixidekanzhezijizheigepingrilibuzenmezhuyideshouxia,xiaowendao:“zenme,nandaowomenyumajianzaitiantingdiweibugao?”
neixiaolidianlediantou,yilianweiwukongwanxideshuodao:“haojiaoshangguanzhixiao,womenzheiyumajian,zaitiantinga,neishishuyuzuixiaojidebumen,bianshineitianmenshouwei,yebiwomengaogui。”
“e,jiuneixiekanmende,yebiwomengaogui?”
sunwukongmozhexiaba,yanjingyizhayizhade,taxinzhiyanqianzheigexiaoxianlidingranshiyudipailaijizijixiatiande,kerujinyijingzhidaoleyudihefomendesuanji,wukongyouqihuirutamensuoyuanni。
xiaoxianlitanxidao:“shangguan,xiaodeshizhidaoninbenshide,bieshuoququyumajianle,bianshineizhutianxingjun,yemeiyousheinengjishangguanzheibenling。”
“xixi,haoshuo,haoshuo,yiankanlai,yuditalaorenjiajiangananpaizaizheiyumajian,dingshiyaozhongyongyuwo,xiangyaocongdicengliliananlaosun,jiayishiri,tadinghuitibaanshangqude。”
sunwukongxiaozhebailebaishou,yiliandebuzaiyi,sihuduiyuzijibimawendezhiweishifenganxingqu。
xiaoxianlijianwukongrucitaidu,buyouyizheng,xiangdaozijiderenwu,tazhinengjixutiaobodao:“keshishangguan,womenxianrenshouyuanzhangjiu,ninruoshiyixinxiangdengdatianzuntiba,pashibuzhiyaodengjiqianjiwannian,caiyoujihui。”
“buran,anlaosunxiangxinyuditalaorenjiayidingnenggoukanchuanlaosundebenling,zaowanbiyouzhongyong,nixiaquba,moyaoshengchuerxin,fouze,anlaosunkebuqingraoleni。”
sunwukongganzoulexiaoxianli,tamozhexiaba,xinzhongsisuodao:“kanlaianlaosunyizhibenbenfenfen,neixierenxinlijile。”
xiangdaoxiyoujizhongneixiejizai,sunwukonglianshangrenbuzhuluchuyimolengxiao。
ruguofomenguangmingzhengdalailalongta,qufomenzuogefotuoyejiubale,jiranxiangliyongtaququneilaoshenzizhenjing,haixiangzhenyatawubainian,zheiwukongruhenengren。
“wulunruhe,anlaosunjiushiyaorangnimenzheji,nimenyueji,anlaosunyuekuaihuo,andaoyaokankan,nimenzhunbeizenmebifananlaosun。”
sunwukongyijiujingjingyeyedezaiyumajianmangliuzhe,yudijielianjicipairenzaiwukongerbianpangqiaoceji,xiangyaotiaobowukongfanchuyumajian,danzuihoudoubeiwukongmazou,daozuihou,jiulianyudidoujuedeyouxieduibuzhusunwukongzheigezhongxindechenzile。
“taibai,neihouziyizhibunaoshi,yinizhijian,ruheshihao?”
lingxiaodianqian,yudihuanlaitaibaijinxing,jiangsunwukonghaibuyuanyilikaiyumajiandeshiqinggaosuletaibaijinxing。
taibaijinxingxianglexiang,weixiaozheshuodao:“bixia,wotingwenneitianpengyuanshuaiyusunwukongzuijinguanximiqie,ninhebushitianpengyuanshuaijitaxiajie?”
yudiwenyan,dianlediantou,dangjichuanlingrangtianpengyuanshuaiqianlaijianjia。