第2章 玉帝心思

sunwukongyutianpengyuanshuaijieshihou,pingrilichulefangma,bianshiqianwangtianheshuifuzuoke。

“haha,tianpengxiongdi,anlaosunyoulaile。”

sunwukongqialegefenshuijue,zhibentianheshuifuerqu,houhaimeidao,shengyindaoshixianyibuchuandaoleshuifu。

xunshitianhedeshuibingjianshisunwukong,yebuganzulan,zhijierangtayiluchangtongdelaidaoletianpengyuanshuaideshuifuqian。

“haha,nizheihouzi,zayoulaiwozheidaqiufeng。”

tianpengyuanshuaiyiliankuxiaodecongfulizoulechulai,tashigehaochidexian,pingrilifulizongshiduimanlelaiziwuhusihaixianjiasongshangdemeishi,buguoziconghesunwukongjieshihou,tafulidemeishizongshiwuyuanwugudebianshao,zheirangtashifenwunai。

“qie,nizheisihaoshengxiaoqi,niwoxiongdi,zhengsuoweinidejiushiwode,niwohefenbicia,nishuoshiba?”

sunwukonghaoxiangyidianyemeiyoutingchutianpengyuanshuaidebuman,xiaoxixidecoushangqian,yibapanzailetianpengyuanshuaidebozishang。

“de,woshuobuguoni,ganghaojintianwoyigexiongdiqubeijuluzhougongganhuilai,jiwodailehumeijiu,niwozhenghaoduiyinyifan。”

tianpengyuanshuaibijingshigehaoshuangzhiren,suiranyouxiejidansunwukongdeshenfen,buyuanhetashenjiao,danyeburenfulehouzideyipianreqing。

sunwukongqingcheshuludezoujinletianpengyuanshuaideshuifu,kanzheyanqianbuzhidejingjingyoutiaodeshuifu,youxiangdaoshuzhongjizaizhubajieshiruhebeilan,wukongxinzhongbuyouhaoqi,jiujingshishenme,ranghaomaidetianpengyuanshuai,bianchengleneigechulechijiushishuidelanduozhuyao。

“houzi,lai,changchangwozheilaizibeijuluzhoudehaojiu,jiuzheijiu,yudineierdoubuyidingyou。”

tianpengyuanshuaishouzhongchuxianleyigejingzhidexiaohu,tabaikailianggejiuzhan,xiaoxinyiyidejiangjiudaoruzhanzhong。

“haoxiangdejiu,guozhenhaojiu。”

sunwukongxiuzhekongqizhongjiudexiangweier,buyouyanjingyiliang。

tianpengyuanshuaijuzhejiuzhan,shuodao:“houzi,lai,ni**lezheibei。”

“hao,lai,tianpengxiongdi,gan。”

sunwukongjubeihetianpengyuanshuaipengleyipeng,errenjiangjiudaorukouzhong,fenfenluchujingyanzhise。

“haojiu,haojiu,tianpeng,buzhinizheijiubiqineiyudideyujiuruhe?”

sunwukongyikouheganlejiuzhanzhongdemeijiu,renbuzhupenleyikoujiuqi,tayanjingyizhuan,xiaoxixidewendao。

tianpengyuanshuaiwenyanyileng,bajibajizuiba,youxiechiyideshuodao:“wozheijiu,biqiputongdeyujiudaoshibuchaduoshao,danruoheyudizhenzangdedingjiyujiubiqilai,neihaishiyaochashangyijiea。”

“hao,jiranjintianniqingwohelezheijiu,daigairi,anlaosunbianqingniheneiyudizuidingjideyujiu。”

sunwukongyitingyudideyujiugengjiameiwei,buyouxinzhongyidong,takeshizhidao,wangmubujiuhoujiuhuijubanyichangpantaohui,daoshihou,ziranshaobuleyudidedingjiyujiu。

tianpengyuanshuaiwenyan,zishibuxin,xiaozheshuodao:“nizheihouzijinhuishuodahua,bianshiwozheitianpengyuanshuai,yemeiheguojiciyudidedingjiyujiu,jiuniyibimawen,hahaha。”

“qie,anlaosunshuohuasuanhua,tianpeng,nijiuqiaohaoleba。”

sunwukongxinzhongyoushu,tazhidaoletiantinghefomendesuanjihou,ziranbuhuizaishangdangjitamenzhenyazijidejihui,buguoduiyunenggoutishengzijishilidejindanhepantao,taquebuzhunbeifangguo。

shijianyidianyidianguoqu,sunwukongjingjingyeyedezaibimawenzheigezhiweishangganzhe,tabuzheji,anzhongguanchatadeyudikejiuyouxiezhejile。

zheitian,sunwukongqingdianwanmapi,anpaijigejianguanjiangtianmafenpiguanhao,bianzhunbeihuizijideguandixiulianxiulian。

jiuzaizheishi,yigexiaolituranyilianshenmilezouleshanglai,duiwukongshuodao:“shangguan,buzhinikezhizanmenyumajianzaitiantingdediweiruhe?”

sunwukongwenyan,yanjingyimi,xiaoxixidekanzhezijizheigepingrilibuzenmezhuyideshouxia,xiaowendao:“zenme,nandaowomenyumajianzaitiantingdiweibugao?”

neixiaolidianlediantou,yilianweiwukongwanxideshuodao:“haojiaoshangguanzhixiao,womenzheiyumajian,zaitiantinga,neishishuyuzuixiaojidebumen,bianshineitianmenshouwei,yebiwomengaogui。”

“e,jiuneixiekanmende,yebiwomengaogui?”

sunwukongmozhexiaba,yanjingyizhayizhade,taxinzhiyanqianzheigexiaoxianlidingranshiyudipailaijizijixiatiande,kerujinyijingzhidaoleyudihefomendesuanji,wukongyouqihuirutamensuoyuanni。

xiaoxianlitanxidao:“shangguan,xiaodeshizhidaoninbenshide,bieshuoququyumajianle,bianshineizhutianxingjun,yemeiyousheinengjishangguanzheibenling。”

“xixi,haoshuo,haoshuo,yiankanlai,yuditalaorenjiajiangananpaizaizheiyumajian,dingshiyaozhongyongyuwo,xiangyaocongdicengliliananlaosun,jiayishiri,tadinghuitibaanshangqude。”

sunwukongxiaozhebailebaishou,yiliandebuzaiyi,sihuduiyuzijibimawendezhiweishifenganxingqu。

xiaoxianlijianwukongrucitaidu,buyouyizheng,xiangdaozijiderenwu,tazhinengjixutiaobodao:“keshishangguan,womenxianrenshouyuanzhangjiu,ninruoshiyixinxiangdengdatianzuntiba,pashibuzhiyaodengjiqianjiwannian,caiyoujihui。”

“buran,anlaosunxiangxinyuditalaorenjiayidingnenggoukanchuanlaosundebenling,zaowanbiyouzhongyong,nixiaquba,moyaoshengchuerxin,fouze,anlaosunkebuqingraoleni。”

sunwukongganzoulexiaoxianli,tamozhexiaba,xinzhongsisuodao:“kanlaianlaosunyizhibenbenfenfen,neixierenxinlijile。”

xiangdaoxiyoujizhongneixiejizai,sunwukonglianshangrenbuzhuluchuyimolengxiao。

ruguofomenguangmingzhengdalailalongta,qufomenzuogefotuoyejiubale,jiranxiangliyongtaququneilaoshenzizhenjing,haixiangzhenyatawubainian,zheiwukongruhenengren。

“wulunruhe,anlaosunjiushiyaorangnimenzheji,nimenyueji,anlaosunyuekuaihuo,andaoyaokankan,nimenzhunbeizenmebifananlaosun。”

sunwukongyijiujingjingyeyedezaiyumajianmangliuzhe,yudijielianjicipairenzaiwukongerbianpangqiaoceji,xiangyaotiaobowukongfanchuyumajian,danzuihoudoubeiwukongmazou,daozuihou,jiulianyudidoujuedeyouxieduibuzhusunwukongzheigezhongxindechenzile。

“taibai,neihouziyizhibunaoshi,yinizhijian,ruheshihao?”

lingxiaodianqian,yudihuanlaitaibaijinxing,jiangsunwukonghaibuyuanyilikaiyumajiandeshiqinggaosuletaibaijinxing。

taibaijinxingxianglexiang,weixiaozheshuodao:“bixia,wotingwenneitianpengyuanshuaiyusunwukongzuijinguanximiqie,ninhebushitianpengyuanshuaijitaxiajie?”

yudiwenyan,dianlediantou,dangjichuanlingrangtianpengyuanshuaiqianlaijianjia。