第三章骗人精
kanzheneimeduoxiaohongben，jiangxuanyashunjiandaizhule。
“nanbucheng......nijiumeidasuanhewochenghun？”
“就是这本。”
lintianjiangxieyoujiangxuanyamingzidehunshufangdaoyipang，suijijiangqitahunshushouqi：“dangranshituihunle，buranni？”
shangweidiaochachushenshizhiqian，kongyoutaiduobianshu。tayujiangxuanyabazibuhe，zaiyiqikekebanbantaiduo，bushiliangyuan。chufeishihetatianshengyiduideyinyuan，fouzetadouzhunbeituihunde。
tagangcailengzhudanchunshiyinweimeixiangdaotuihunhainengzhuanqian，buguotayeqingxinglengshen，rangyibaiwanfanchengsanbaiwan。
这下真得是赚大了。
“这......”
jiangxuanyalianseweihong，xiaolianshangxiemanleganga。
taxianzaicaimingbai，lintianyikaishijiubenzhetuihunlaide。
zhiyoutazaizheilizizuoduoqing......
“nineimeduohunshushizenmehuishi？”
“doushishifujiwozhunbeide，tingshuoyouyibufenshimaosuizijian，zhudongtiqinde，buguoshifushaofanyinhuobuxiaoxinshaodiaojifen，wohaibuzhidaoyaozenmequtuihunni。”
xiangdaozheixie，lintianjiuyouxietouteng。
wenyan，jiangxuanyachedilengzhule。
ganqingzheijiahuojiubuchazheiyifenhunshu，gengbuzaihuhunshu。
yibenjiunenghuansanbaiwan，zheisudugandeshangmaicaipiaole。
keweishenmejujuetashi，huizheimeguojue？
nandaotazhendehenchajingma？
zheirangjiangxuanyaxinlihenshibushufu。
“zheifenjiushinidehunshu，jiwosanbaiwan，hunshulimahaijini，wobaozhengjuebuzaitaorao。”
林天拍胸脯保证道。
cijugengrangjiangxuanyaxianrushenshendeziwohuaiyi。
tatangtanghongxinggongsidelaoban，haibibushangsanbaiwan？
yaoqianshiba，wopianbuji！
qiangliedenifanxinlirangtajuedingbixuhaohaozhuononglintianyifan，yixiexintouzhihuo。
“hunshuwobuyaole，zheihun，woyebutuile！”
“什么？”
lintiandunshijile：“weiweiwei，nitangtangdalaoban，zenmeshuohuabusuanshu！”
tajuedejiangxuanyashixiangyaokanjia，bijingzheikeshiguanhudaosanbaiwandejuezijinni。
“wozenmejiushuohuabusuanshule，zheihunshiwofuqindingde，zenmeshuoyeyaotingtadeyijian......”
jiangxuanyazhengjieshizhe，huranxiangqidianhua。
“machushile？woxianzaijiuhuiqu！”
jiangxuanyafangxiadianhua，shensejiweiningzhong，erhuabushuokuaisuchongchubangongshi。
“等等我！”
lintiancaibuguansheichushini，tazhizaihusanbaiwan，zhushudeyazenkerangtafeizouni？
jiangzhaizuoluoyubeichengbeihupang，beikaobeishan，zhandiwanyuping。
jiehuyushanshuizhijian，zhengtigouzaofangfoyuziranrongweiyiti，shashizhuangguanyiren。
“bukuishishifuyishoucaobande，lihaidemeihuashuo。”
林天由衷赞叹。
tingwenjiangzhaibianshishifuguihuashejide，zaibupohuaiyuanbenhuanjingdeqingkuangxia，goujianchurucihaofengshuidezhuzhai，nandukexiangerzhi。
lintiansuinengzuodao，danxiangshishifuneiyang，jinjinyonglegebaxiaoshideshijian，tahaishimeiyoushizudebawo。
kanlaiqinjiaxiuxing，hualilunweishijiandeshiqing，yaotishangrichengle。
林天如是想到。
jinrujiangzhai，ketingweizuosanren，chuqueyiduizhongnianfufu，haiyouyigehunshenshechipindeshuaiqiqingnian。
“madeqingkuangzenmeyangle？”
jiangxuanyazhaohudoumeida，wendexiangdangjicu。
shuaiqiqingniankandaojiangxuanya，xiayishidetunyankoushui，yanzhonggengshichiguoguodetanlan。
xianran，taduijiangxuanyajidukewang。
dangtakandaojiangxuanyashenpangdelintianshi，bujincuqimeitou：“xuanya，zheirenshishei？”
tazaoyijingjiangjiangxuanyaneidingzijidelaopo，kerujin，jiangxuanyaquedaizheqitananzihuilai。xinaizhiwubeirenkongzaoqiangduo，rangtajiweibushuang，xinzhongranqixiongxiongliehuo。
kebucengxiang，zhongnianfufuquemanlianjingxidao：“xiaoshenyi！”
小神医？
jiangxuanyaheshuaiqiqingniandoumanlianyihuo。
binjiaobanbaidezhongniannanrenjiangyunfengqishenkuaibushangqian，jidongdiwozhulintiandedashou：“xiaoshenyi，xiacheshininzoudecongmang，womenfufuhaimeilaidejiganxie，xiangbudaojuranyoupengmianle，haizhenshiyuanfendaole，dangyedangbuzhuni。”
lintianyemeiliaoxiangdao，jiangxuanyadefumu，juranjiushihuocheshangdeneiduifufu。
“这是什么情况？”
jiangxuanyayitouwushui，taweiyinengliqingde，jiushimuqinmeishile。
muqinwangyanlijiangjiangxuanyaladaoyipang，jianghuochefashengdeshiqingyuanfengbudongdexushuyibian。
“什么？”
jiangxuanyachijingdeweizhangxiaokou：“tajiuleni？kenimenjuranburenshita？tajiushifuqinzaoqianweiwodingxiahunyuedeweihunfu，lintiana！”
啊？
三人同时怔住。
yuqingnianmanlianyinmaibutong，jiangshifufudaxiguowang。
jiangyunfenggengshijidongdizaicilazhulintiandedashou，daxiaodao：“yuanfena，zhenmeixiangdaonijiushilintian。zaoniandingxiahunyue，bianshixiangxinnishifuneiyangdegaorenjiaodaochulaiderencaibuhuicha，guobuqiran，nikeweishiyingxiongchushaonian。zheicinixiashandingshilaichengqinba？cishiwoyingyunle，xuangehaorizijiubashibanleba！”
taduilintianzheiweinvxumanyidaojiale。
zheiweikeshilaodaoshiweiyiqinchuan，xianglaifengshuizhileizaoyibuzaihuaxia，rujinhaiqinyanjianshidaolintianshenhuqijideyishu，ruoshicizinengjinrujiangjia......
guangshixiangxiang，jiangyunfengdouyouxiexiaojidongni。
fanguanlintianqueshiyilianmengbi。
把事办了？
tadequeshilaibanshide，kequeshiweiletuihunnadaosanbaiwan，zheichengqinshigeshenmeguifazhan？
“bofu，wojuedeninhaishiyinggaijinshenyixie。shuobaile，zheilintianjiushiyijieshanyecunfu，jibianchengqin，duixuanyahejiangjiayemeiyourenhehaochude，xianglai，wogengyouzigechengweinindechenglongkuaixu！”
shuaiqiqingniandandankaikou，tajiaowangqi，shibeichengwangjiadeshaoye，yeshiwangshiqiyeweilaidejiebanren。
yibianshishanyecunfuxiaodaoshi，yibianshifujiashaoye，mingyanrendouzhidaogaizenmexuande！
zaitakanlai，tahejiangxuanyacaishijintongyunv，tianshengyidui！
kanzhezixinmanmandewangqi，jiangxuanyadeyanzhongqueshanguoyisiyane。
wangqishuodebujia，kewangqihaiyouzuizhongyaodeyidianmeishuo，takeshibeichengchulemingdewanku。
yuwangqixiangbi，lintianyouhunshu，erqiehaijiuguomuqin。
yingyaoxuanzedehua，jiangxuanyagengqingxiangyulintian。
“bofu，woyeyouyiyan。”
jiuzaizheishi，lintiankaikoule。
“讲！”
jiangyunfengtongyangqingxianglintian，ketamenjiangjiayuwangjiahaiyouhenduoshengyiwanglai，zhiyanjujuewangqikendingbuhao，haixuyaoyigewanjuwangqideliyou，tazhixiwanglintiannengdaochugebucuodeliyou。
“shizheiyangde，jiangzhaifengshuiyiren，gengshichuziwoshifuzhishou，duanranbunengchuwenti。kelingfurenqueshenhuanzhongji，rujinjiangzhaiyouyinfengzhenzhen，kongpashishenglebujiezhiwu，huailefengshui！”
lintiandangranbuzaihushenmehunyue，gengbuhuizhengfengchicu。tazhishichajuejiangzhaifengshuichulewenti，shuobudingnengchenjizailaoshangyibi。
“什么？”
jiangyunfengshensezhouranyibian，yufaningzhong。
tajinrilaiyejuedebuduijing，ershenweilaodaoshideqinchuan，lintiandehuagengshiwuyongzhiyi。
“heng！doushenmeniandaile，haigaozheixiefengjianmixin？”
wangqichizhiyibi：“bofu，yiwokan，lintianzheizhongzhuangshennongguidedaoshi，jiushipianrenjing，xinbude！”
tazhengchouzenmedayalintian，xiangbudaolintianjiujijihuizhudongzhaosi，neijiuguaibudetale。
ketahuayingangluo，damenque“pa”dibihe。
zhenggejiangzhaidunshiyinfengdazuo，huxiaozhefangfoshiguiguaideaihao......