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第一十章牛头马面！
“小草？”
sunqianqianxianshiyizheng，jinjiezhexianghoumengcuan，zhijiezhajinlintiandehuaizhong，sihuzheimezuocaiyouanquangan。
“woheniwuyuanwuchou，woyiqianshuonijiju，nibiefangzaixinshang，wohuiduojinishaozhide，qiuqiunibiehaiwo！”
kanzhehuaizhongzhandoudeshaonv，lintianjiweiwuyu：“nilengjingdian，xiaocaoruoxianghainizaojiudongshoule，nizheimeshuohuayetaishangren......taishangguile......”
sunqianqianzhandoudao：“keruobushixianghaiwo，weishenmebutoutai，ershiliuzaizheili？”
tingshuosilehuitoutai，youyuanhenjiuquzhaochouren，rujinzhouxiaocaoliuzaizheilibuyaneryu，sunqianqianyuexiangyuehaipa。
cihuayewenchulintiandexinsheng。
“qianqian，womeiyouxiangguohaini，nishiwoweiyidepengyou。”
zhouxiaocaoyouyoukaikou：“dashi，nijiranyoufazikandaowo，wojiumingshuole。woshibeiyizhidagouhaiside，danxintahaiqianqian，wohaihuiliuzaizheilide。”
“原来如此。”
lintianweiweihanshou：“xunchangrensihou，linghunqiangxingliuzaiyangjian，zhihuiluodehunfeiposanwufazhuanshengdejieju。qianqian，nixianzaimingbaixiaocaodexinyima？”
“wo......wozhidaole。”
sunqianqianxiukuidedixiatou。
“xiaocao，woxianchaoduni，ququdagoueryi，jiaojixiaoyejiukeyile。”
lintiankanxiangzhouxiaocao，cikedezhouxiaocaoyijingrushiqushuifendeturang，lianshangshenshangchuxiandapiandeguilie，zaiyougesanwutianjiuhuichedihunfeiposan。
“tabushiyibandedagou......”
zhouxiaocaogangxiangyaotixing，kemeidengshuowan，zhitingmenwaixiangqi“wangwang”goujiao。
“shuocaocaocaocaodao，laidezhenghao。”
lintianguoduandakaifangmen，kexiayishunjiuzhengzhudao：“jiuzhei？”
menwaishiyizhiheimaoxiaotaidi，shenzhangnengyousanshigongfenjiubucuole。
lintianzenmeyexiangbudao，zheizhongxiaowanyinenghaisizhouxiaocao。
“放开我的女人！”
taidizhangkaizui，jingrangouturenyan！
jinjiezhe，yaofengdazuo，taidi“pa”detanruanzaidi，zaitadeshenshangjingranfuxianchudapiandeheisewuqi，wuqizhujianningshi，huazuoyizhigaodasanmidejuxinglaipigou。
“啊啊啊！”
sunqianqianhedeshishengjianjiao。
zhouxiaocaotongyangshenxingzhandou：“dashi，jiushita！”
“嘶！”
lintianbumiandaoxiyikouliangqi，haizhenshidagouni。
“nimentuihou，jiaojiwo！”
shuozhe，lintianchongxiangjuxinglaipigou。
“xiaodaoshi，yeganzhirangouyedeshi，zhenshizhaosi！”
juxinglaipigouzhangkaixuependakou，zuoshijiuyaoshengtunlintian。
“小白！”
lintiandiheyisheng，yizhijuxingkulounaodaisuijifuxian，fanchongxiangjuxinglaipigou。
yucitongshi，lintiandanshouqiajue，luopanshangjinguangdazuo，cuicandejinguangjiangxiaobaijiachichenghuangjinkulou，kanqilaijiuwubijianying。
咯咯！
zhuangjideshunjianfashengpengranjuxiang，kejinjiezhejiuchuanchugutousuiliedeshengyin。
zhijianjuxinglaipigouyachiyijiuwubifengli，fanguanxiaobaidetougaiguyijingbeikenchuyigedadong。
“这怎么可能！”
lintianxinjingbuyi，xiaobaihaodaiyeshigaojilingti，jiashangtadejiachihou，shilikejianyiban。
kejuranhaidibuzhujuxinglaipigoudeyiyao。
nanbuchengjuxinglaipigoushichaojilingti？
“zhenshinankendeyinggutou，xiaozi，wojizhunile！”
juxinglaipigougandaoyachisuantong，sisididingzhelintiandeluopan，zuizhongchedixiaosan，zhiliuxiadishangqijuedeheisexiaotaidi。
“kanlai，shichaojilingtimeicuole。”
lintianchenshengshuodao，zhiyouchaojilingtikeyifushenqitashengwushang。
buguotalaibujiduoxiang，zhuanshenchongxiangsunqianqian。
gangcaiwuxiheiqidesunqianqian，cikeliansecanbaizuichunfazi，ruobujishizhiliao，zhinengxiangxiaoyuyunle。
“离！”
lintiantaochuyimeitongqianpaizaisunqianqiandeetouzhishang，tongqianyirouyankejiandesudubianhei，qiangxingxichujuxinglaipigoudeheiqi。
“咳咳！”
sunqianqianjuliekesou，penchuyikouheixue，jinjiezhezaiduxianruhunmi。
“dashi，qianqianzenmeyangle？”
周小草极为焦急。
lintianjiangsunqianqianbaoshangchuang，niutoujieshidao：“fangxinba，woyijingxichuheiqi，tazhixuyaoshuiyijuebianwuaile。”
“keneidagoutaole，ruozaishahuilaizenmeban？”
zhouxiaocaomeiyanjianchongchizhedanyou。
lintiandandandao：“shouqianbanshi，jiaojixiaoyejike，wuxunicaoxin。nixianzaibinlinxiaosan，haishiganjinrangxiaoyechaoduniba。”
“kewobufangxinqianqian......”
“nishibuxiangxinxiaoyedebenlingma？xiaoyeyuanyimianfeichaoduni，nijiubieneimeduohuale！”
lintianzashedaduan，chouchuyimeihuangsefuzhi，xiaosayishuaibianwuhuoziran。
youlanhuoyanzhong，yishandamenhuanhuanfuxian，yipangyishouliangdaoshenyingcongzhongzouchu。
pangzhetouruniu，shouzhemianruma，zhengshiyincaodifuzhongdeliangdaguicha，niutoumamian！
“lianyizhuxiangdouburan，buzhishikoumenhaishibudongguiju，kanlaidehaohaojiaoxunyifan！”
“shiye，namendexiaodao，haibushangqianbaijianchaye，chenghetitong！”
wangzheaomandeniutoumamian，zhouxiaocaozhandouguizaidishang。
wulunshishenmeqiangdashengwu，zhiyaosihouhuazuolinghun，douhuibeiguichayazhi，zheishiguichadexiantianyoushi，suanshifangbianzuoshidetequan。
“baipujisheikanni？ganjinguolai！”
林天冷哼一声。
niutoumamiandunshicumei，haiyourenganduitamendahuxiaojiao？
buguodangtamenkanqinglintiandexiangmao，bujinshenxingzhandou，yuanbentingbadeshenziweiweigongxia，lianshanggengshijichuyisibikuhainankandexiaorong。
“tianye，ganqingshinin，womennaganheninbaipua！”
“tianye，ninyongdezhejinguanshihuan，womengeliangbaozhengwanchengrenwu！”
“嘶！”
jianzhuang，zhouxiaocaorenbuzhudaoxiyikouliangqi。
yaozhidao，zheiliangweikeshiguicha，kezenmejiandaolintian，jiukaishizhuangsunzile？
lintiandaodishishenmelaitou？
强得过于离谱了！
“zheiweiguniangkuaihunfeiposanle，daihuishundaodaixiaqu。”
林天指了指周小草。
“放心，没问题。”
niutoumamianlianliandiantou，buganshuobangebuzi。
ketamenyijiuxinzhongcunyi，jiuzheidianxiaoshi，jibianbujiaotamenlai，lintianyekeyikaipiyinlu，jiangzhouxiaocaochaoduxiaqu，hebirucimafanni？
zhidaolintianchouchuyizhangkongbaihuangfu，yaoposhouzhi，zaiqishangbizoulongshexianchanghuafu，niutoumamiancaimianmianxiangqu，zhidaoshiqingdafale。
“tianye，ninyoushifenfujiuxing，buzhiyurucia！”
niutoushengyinzhandou，yanzhongquezangbuzhudetanlan。
哗！
bansuilintiandianranfuzhi，chijindehuoyanzhongjingshidiaochujinyuanbao......
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