“qinxiaojie，zheizheizhei……woshiyishishishoua！”
“sheizhidaozheixiaozizheimebujinda，wokeshilaibangnide，nikebunengbuguana。”
baoanjiandaozheiyimu，limazhuangchuyifuwugumoyang。
“行了行了！”
qinxiaobunaifandedaduanbaoan。
“chouxiaozi，wojinggaonia，ganjinxingxing，jiusuansiyebiesidaochengshimenkou！”
“biezhuangsi，nibiexiangewo，woyifenqianbuhuijini！”
“zheixiaozi，buhuizhenchuleshenmeshiqingba？yaoshibianchengzhiwuren，nanbuchengyaolaoniangxiabanbeizisihouzheizhongren！”
jianlinnanzhangshijianyidongbudong，qinxiaoxiangzhibianmidelaomuji，zhujianyouxiekuangzao。
tadunxiashenzi，jiangyigenshouzhifangzailinnanrenzhongshangmian：
“kuai，haiyouhuxi，nimenliangge，ganjintaizheta，suibianzhaogexiaozhensuorengjinqu。”
“这……”
“pashenme，xiangzheizhongren，duobanshiwaidilaidagongde，meiqinmeigu，napashisijieshangyemeirenguanxin！ganjinde，xiaoxinwojiao**diekailenimen！”。
“是是是。”
……
yucitongshi，linnanfangfolaidaoleyigeyouzhongyaogoujianerchengdeshijie，zaizheigeshijie，suichukejianqixingguaizhuang、wuyanliusedeyaocai。
kongqizhong，chuanlaiyizhendandande、yougezhongzhongyaohunheerchengdexiangwei，shirenxinkuangshenyi。
linnansichukanlekan，zaibuyuanchu，xiaoludejintou，youyijiantengmandajianerchengdexiaowuzi。
linnangangzhunbeishuohua，zhijianlimianzouchulaiyigerenying。
yishenjiandandesubaihuaduoshuyaoxiaoqunzi，jiandandezhuangshu，yinweizheigenvrenbiandebuzaiputong。
**、bizhi、baomandeshuangtuixiangshishangdiqinshoudiaokede、haowuxiacideliwu，renheyigenvrenzaitamianqiandouyaoanranshise。
sanqianqingsisuiyidepisanzainaohou，nvrenmeizouyibu，qingsidousuizhizaiweifengzhongpiaodang。
baixidepifujianzhihechushengyingeryiyangrourenxini，qingqingyiniefangfodounengqiachushuilai。
jinhuwanmeidewuguan，zheinalishinvren，fenmingshixiannv！
zheiyaoshinengquhuijiadanglaopo，wobudetiantiangongzhe！
linnanjiandaonvrendediyiyan，yijingjiangliangrenhaizidemingzidouxianghaole。
nvrenyifudaimengdebiaoqingzouchulai，piejianlinnan，tadebiaoqingturanzhuanbianchengleyifujingxidemoyang。
“主人！”
卧了个槽？
主人？
是在喊他？
zijishenmeshihoushoulezheimegeqingguoqingchengdeyahuan，linnanzijidoubuzhidao！
“zhuren！wozhidao，wogensuileniershiernian，danshiniconglaidoubuyuanyikanwoyiyan。
kenengshiwozhangdebugouhaokan、yaoyebugouxi、xiongyebugouda、tuiyebugouzhang……
zuizuizuizhuyaode，kenengwobushizhurenxihuandeleixing，danshi，yulinghuinulide！”
等等！
什么玩意？
nishashihoujiugenwoershinianle？
nanbuchengcongchushengkaishi，nijiuyizhigenzhewo，woyaoshizhidaoyounizheimegeguosetianxiangdeyahuan，zhiyudaoxianzaihaishigechuer！
linnanshuaileshuainaodai，beizheijiahuodaipaopianle，xianzaizheibushizhongdian，zhongdianshizheishina，tazaizheiliganshenme，zenmehuiqu？
“nishuo，nigensuiwoershiduonian，nijiaoshenme？”
“wojiaobaiyulingazhuren，shiyupeideshouhuling，nishiwodedisanshibadaizhuren。”
baiyulingzhabazheiyishuangdayanjing，haosiyigehaoqibaobaokanzhelinnan。
玉佩的守护灵？
你搁着拍电影呢！
haishouhuling，niyaoshishouhuling，wojiushiaotemanhaoba，zhuanmenfuzeweihushijieheping！
linnanrenwei，kenengshizaizheidifangbiequtaijiule，suoyidaozhinaodaiyouxieshengxiu。
“hao，jirannishizheilideshouhuling，neiniyinggaizhidaozenmechuquba。”
“知道啊。”
“怎么出去？”
“hewodijieqiyuejiukeyichuqulea。”baiyulingshifenzirandeshuo。
嘶……
总觉得有诈啊。
linnanhuyidekanlekanbaiyuling，danzheilizhiyoutayigehuoren，tachiyilepianke，wen：“zenmedijieqiyue？”
“很简单。”
baiyulingshuozhe，jiuchaolinnanpuleguolai。
卧了槽！
你想干什么！
放开我！
啊！
baiyulingzhuazhulinnan，buyoufenshuo，zhangkaiyingtaoxiaokou，kuaizhunhendiyaozhulelinnandezui，ranhouxiyunchuleyimodandande、jinglansedewuti。
buguosansimiaozhong，linnanjuedezijizhenggerendouyouxiexutuo。
好像身体被掏空……
“zheiyang，jiudijiechenggongla！”baiyulingshenchushetou，youxieyiyouweijin。
“bie……zhendeyididoumeiyoule。”linnanxuruodao。
“fangcai，wojiangzhurenshentilimiandesuoyouzazhidoujitichuchulai，suoyi，zhurenmengranjiankendingyousuobushiying。
danxiuyangguolaizhihou，nijiuhuifaxianyipianbuyiyangdetiandi。
tongshi，wojiangyupeilimiansuoyoudeyishu、gongfa、xuanxue、fengshuidouchuandidaonidenaozilimian。
zhurenhuimanmanganshoudaotamendecunzai。
xianzai，qingzhurenhuidaoxianshishijie，xianqiyichangrangshirenhuangkongde、mieshidefengbaoba！”
baiyulingdeshengyinyuelaiyueqingling，daolezuihou，fangfoshizaimengzhongdeninan。
linnanshuangyanfangfoyouqianjunzhili，tazhengzhazhewendao：“niweishenmeyaozheiyangzuo？”
baiyulinglianseyian：“weile……ziyou。”
jinjiezhe，yiqierumenghuanbanpaoyingsidehongranposui。
……
“zheixiaozikanzhetingshou，zenmetaiqilaizheimechen。”
“shaofeihua，ganjinzhaogejiaoluorengle，zhenshidaomei，qinxiaoneigejiannvren，juranganminglingwo，tayiweitashisheia！buguojiushiyitiaogou！”
linnanzaidianbozhongturanjingxing，mengdiyizhengzha，lianggebaoancubujifang，shuaideqihunbasu。
哎呦！
linnanbugulurenyiyangdemuguang，molemonaodaishangdehanshui。
“wolegecao……zheishishenmegeqingkuang，wogangcainandaozuoleyichangmeng？keshizheimengyetaibizhenleba。”
linnandiguleyizhen，hunranmeiyoufajuelianggebaoanyijingzhanqilai，mianwubiaoqing，jugaolinxiakanzheta。
“小子，小子。”
“zheixiaozishibeidashaleme？zenmeyizhizaizheishaxiao？”
“woshuo，nixiaozi……”baoanmingxianyouxiebunaifan，taituizhaozhelinnanxiongtangjiuchuaileguoqu。
linnanziyanziyushi，genbenxiangbutonggangcaisuofashengdeyiqie。
danbansuiyizhenjingfengcongerbianxilai，tanaozilaibujifanying，shentibennengde、buyouzizhudedongleqilai。
yice，yizhuan，jinjiezhe，suishouyigou。
neibaoanshenzishiqupinghengyoushuailegegoukenni。
“我去你的！”
lingyigebaoanjianxiongdibeida，likeaoaozhexianglinnanpuleguoqu，tongyangdejuqing，youfashengleyibian。
linnanjingebuyi，takanlekanzijideshouzhang，youkanlekanlianggetangzaidishangshenleyindebaoan，luchuyipiancuoedeshenqing。