第4章 不懂来干啥(2012字)

dianzhanggengshizaipangbiandaqidoubuganchu,jintianzheishieryaoshimeinengcheng,tajiudefuzhuyaozeren!

yigedianzhang,juranlianhuazhonghuadoufenbianbuchulai,zheibushizaishuotanenglibuxingma?

haozaixuzimocishisuoyoudezhuyilidouzailiulangshenshang,dianzhangyesuanshisongleyikouqi。

dankanpangbiandenvziyehaimeiliqu,xiangzhenengzuodianshiqingmibuyixiazijidexingxiang。

tajimangsongshangyibeikafei:“zheiweiguniang,yaobuxianzuoxialaixiuxihuierba?”

“buyongle!”nvzishuozhe,shangqian,duizheliulanggongshendao:“xiexienile,xiansheng。”

“yaobushini,wojintiankenengyaopaoduanletui。”

liulangweixiaozhehuida:“wufang,zhurenweikuailezhiben,hekuangbangzhumeinv。”

“xiansheng,wohaiyaoxianhuiqujiaoyiyaofei,huitouzailaiganxienin。”nvzihenshikeqidishuodao。

liulangqishixianggaosuta,zengrenmeigui,shouyouyuxiang,genbenbuyong。

dannvzihenshizheji,yijingliqule。

zaihuitou,xuzimodeyanshenganjinhuidaolehuashang,yanshizijiyizhizaikantadeshishi。

“zenmeyang?xianzaixiangxinwoleba?”

xuzimogangaditaitouxiaolexiao:“zhendeshitaibuhaoyisile,weileyeyedeshouyan,womangdejiaotoulanede。”

“duile,woyeyeshengpingzuihaojiejiaogezhongnengrenyishi,xiansheng,wozhenchengyaoqingnicanjiawoyeyedeshouyan,haiqingxianshengshanglian。”

liulangyebushishenmexiaoqideren,hekuangzheiweixudameinvkuochuodehen。

tayeyedeshouyanshang,gujihaiyoubushaohaobaobei。

weilezheixielingqi,quyitangyewufang。

“jiranxuguniangreqingyaoqing,zaixiajiuquezhibugongle。”

liulangbushilimaodihuida。

xuzimozheicaisongleyikouqi,yaoshiyincicuoshilezheiyangyiweirencai,neitashizhendeyaohouhuisile。

“xiansheng,kuaikuaiqingzuo。”dianzhangganjinguolaishuodao。

taohaogangcaidenvzibucheng,tahaishideguolaizailiulangzheilibiaoxianyixiade。

liulangzhishixiaolexiao,meidahua。

“neishenme,xianshengmeichifanshiba?”dianzhangganjinshuodao。“buzhidaogangcaidedianxinshifouhaiheweikou?”

“xiaodianlihaiyoubushaohaodianxin,wozheijiuqujixianshengnalai。”

liulangzhengyukaikou,xuzimozuolegeqingdedongzuo:“haimeichifana,kuaikuaiqingzuo,gangcaishiwotangtule,xianshengdacai,haiqingbuyaozeguaicaishi。”

“hai,doushixiaoshi,guoqule,buti。”liulangyemeizaishuoshenme,guoquzuoxia。

qishiliulangyijingxiangzoule,zhishixiangdaoxuzimoneikuaiguyu,shuoshisongjitayeyedebaowu。

dangshimeinengkanqingchu,xianzaitaxianghaohaokankan。

“duile,xuxiaojie,nizhiqianshuoyaosongjiyeyedebaowu,nengfouzaijiwokankan?”

xuzimojimangcongbaolinachulai:“dangrankeyi,buguowoyedanxinzijibeipianle,zhenghaoqingxianshengbangwokankan。”

liulangjieguotadilaideguyu,nazaishoulidianliangleyixia。

fenlianghenzu,guyushizhende,erqieshangmiandelingqishizhendeyouren!

liulangzhongshimeirenzhu,toutoubashangmiandelingqixilegejingguang。

qishibaowubenshenyoulingqi,zhishijinshangtianhuaeryi,bingqielingqiduiyuzhengchangrenlaishuo,genbenmeishenmeyong。

suoyiliulangnapashiquandouxizoule,yewuguanjinyao。

“fangxinba。”liulangxiwanlelingqixiaozheshuodao。“zheikeshihuozhenjiashidebaowu,niyeyeyidinghuihenkaixinde。”

xuzimoyejiufangxin,dianzhangmeiduojiuduanchulailexiangpenpendegeshidianxin。

liulangyebukeqi,chibaolecailikai,linzouzhiji,xuzimohaiyizhijiaodaisantianhou,qianwanbunengchidao。

tayaoledizhi,shuodaoshihouguoqujieta。

congguwandianlichulai,liulangxunsi,yaoqucanjianeizhongshouyan,liwukendingshibunengshaole。

suoyiliulangjixuzaijieshangzhuanzhuan,xiangzhekankannengbunengpengyunqidedaodianbaowu。

“zhaogongzikuoqia,zheiyikaishige,kendingnengzhongyige!”

“haha,buguoshidianxiaowanyieryi,buzuguachi!”

“bizhong!bizhong!bizhong!”

……

zoudaoqianjiejiao,yiqunchuanzhedetiderenweizaileyijiayushidianmenkou,yizhizaiyaohe,genduqianyiyang。

liulangzoujinkanleyiyan,mingbaile,zheishidushi。

yushizaichutudeshihou,huiyouyicengtupibaoguo,wufadezhilitoushihaoshihuai。

goumaiderenjibenshanggenduqianmeiqubie,huaqiandukaichulaideshihaohuo。

zheixuyaojidudiaozuandeyanguanggenmodadeyongqi,dangran,haideyoushenhoudejiadizhichengcaixing。

haimeikaichulaideyushiyebeijiaozuoyuanshi,youdezhishibeitupibaoguo,youdezeshiwaicengyouyicenghouhoudeshikuai。

jiagetongchangbushihengao,danyibanrenbukenengkaiyikuai,bijingmeiyousheiyouneimehaodeyunqi,yikuaikaichulaihaohuo。

suoyi,zaidushitanshang,yourenyiyebaofu,yeyourendugeqingjiadangchande。

liulangjijinqukanlejiyanyuanshitanshangdeneiduishikuai,luchuleweixiao。

gangcaineigesuoweidezhaogongziyikouqimaixialeshikuaiyuanshi,doushidajian,shangmianmingmabiaojia,yiqianyikuai!

shikuaiyejiushiyiwan,fuleqian,laobanjiuyongchuiziyiyizakai。

meizayici,zhouzaoderendougenzheqihong。

“必中!必中!”

danhenshikexi,zhidaozuihouyikuaizakai,yijiuzhishiputongdejingshi,yejiujibaikuaidejiazhi。

“ai!”zhaogongzitanqibuyi。“jintianzajiuzheimedianerbeini?kailekuaiwushigele,yigehaohuodoumeiyou!”

“zhaogongzi,yaobusuanleba,wokanjintianmeiyouhaohuocaishi!fouzezenmekaibuchulai?”

zhaogongzikanlekantanzi,xiangzou,queyouyoudianerbuganxin。

“laoban,zheiduixiaodedoushishikuaiyige?”liulangzhizhepangbianjiaoluolidexiaoshikuai。

laobandianlediantou:“meicuo,jintiandachoubin,zheizhongbazhangdaxiaode,doushishikuaiyige。”

“neixing,woyaowuge,wonengzijitiaoma?”liulangwen。

laobanshuangkuaidihuida:“dangran,fuqianlejiuxing。”

liulangnachuleyizhangwushikuailaidijilaoban。

haimeikaishitiao,shenhouderendoukaishizhizhidiandian。

“zheirenshibushishaa?xiaoyuanshinengkaichulaidejilvbibeileipidegailvhaixiao!”

“haha,dagaishibudongxingderenlaicourenao!”

youqishizhaogongzi,henshixiaozhangdigaosuta:“budongjiubuyaolaidushi,haiyou,nicaimaiwukuai,jiunengkaichuhaohuo?”

“wanerni!meiqianjiubielaidiurenxianyanhaoba!”

liulangxiaodao:“nindaoshiyouqian,buguodousonglaobanle。”

jiuzheihua,chadianrangzhaogongzidangchangbaozou!