“nishuoshenme？ninengjianglongyouneixieyoududekuangyanlianchengzhidishanghaodejingyan？”
李二郎呆若木鸡！
孙账房将信将疑！
heidageerqueshiyijingbuzhidaogaishuoshenmehaole！
youyutujuerenliannianfanjingsaorao，shangdaozaoyibutong，shandongdeyanhennanyundaolongyou，zhenggelongyoudouqueyan，jiulianjunzhongdouzhinengyicubuzuoweizuoliao。
zhangciyiwang，zhuzhazaineilideshuwanwuweijunchizaohuibeituokua，longyoubaixingdeshenghuoyedingranyujiajiannan。
yaoshilinbeichenzhendeyoufazijiangdangdiyoududeyankuangtilianchengkeshiyongdeyan，neikeshijiejueleyigedananti。
zhuanqiandaozaiqici，shuoyijuliguolimin，haobukuazhang。
jinguanduilinbeichensuoyanhaiyouxiejiangxinjiangyi，dansihuzhidedushangyiba！
“hao，linlangjun，wobianxinniyici，zhishiwodengzaizhanganshizaishizoubukai，niqieshuogeshumu，womingribiansongqianlai。”
linbeichenxintoukuangxi，lianmangculvejisuanleyixia，zhuyaochengbenbianshigoumaiguolvyongdemabuhemutanyijirengong，qiyudehuabuleshenmeqian。
zhishicongzhangandaolongyoulutuyaoyuan，paozheiyitang，chengbenbudi，guangpingtaheyunniangdezichan，zhipahennanpukaizuoqilai，gucicaishengchuleranglierlangjiarudexiangfa。
“ziranshiyueduoyuehao，buguozanmenxianshuohaole，buguannitouduoshao，jianglaideliqianwodouyaonabacheng，bijingmeiyouwo，niyifenqianyezhuanbudao。”
lierlangzaixintoulveweijisuanleyifan：“qianbushiwenti，danwoyaoduozhansancheng，woyebuyaoqian，nijiangsuocaizhiyanfenyibanyuwojiuxing。”
linbeichenbianshiyileng，tinghuizuoshengyia，ketayebusha，zheimehaodeshengyi，ganmayaoduojini？
“buxing，zhinengfenniliangcheng，fouzejiucizuoba，dabulewoquzhaobieren。”
lierlangbianshiheiheiyixiao：“xiaoxiongdi，nipashibuzhidaolongyoushigeshenmedifang，zaineilizuoshengyi，youqishizuogenyanyouguandeshengyi，nidangshisheidounengxingde？neibianyouqiangrenzuoluan，youyoutujuebushiqinrao，ruoshimeiyouqiangyoulidebaohu，nizheishengyipashizuobuxiaqu，gaobuhaolianxiaomingerdoubaobuzhu。”
linbeichenmeitoubianshiyizhou，zheidaoshigewenti，zijixianqianyizhimeigandong，padeyeshizheige，xiangleyixiangbianwendao：“nandaoniyoufazijiejue？”
lierlangyizhiheidage：“wozheihuyuanzailongyouzhujunzhongyoubushaoxiongdi，ruotakaikou，dingnengqingdongzheixierenweinihuwei，nixiangxiang，youzuowuweijunshouzhe，haipabierenlaiqiang？”
linbeichenxianshiyanqianyiliang，suihouyouyouxieyihuodekanxiangheidageer：“nizhennengrangzuowuweibangmang？”
budaiheidageerdahua，sunzhangfangbianqiangxianshuodao：“zheimangbunengbaibang，wozailongyouzhujunzhongyerenshijigedangguanweijiangde，keyizhunidatongqizhongguanjie，zhiyouyiyang，suodezhiyan，kongpaxudeyouxiangongyingjunzhong，erqieliqianyedefentamenyifencaixing。”
怎么又要分钱！
linbeichenyouxieshengqi，danzhuannianyixiang，zheishengyiyidanzuoqilai，nanmianyourenyanhong，ruguonengbadatangjunfanggenzijibangzaiyiqi，daoshigebucuodebaozhangzhifa。
zheimeyixiang，tabiankanlesunzhangfangyiyan：“tangruonimenzhennengzuodaoruci，wuwufenzhangyebushibuxing，danyouyidian，fenjizuowuweideqiankebunengcongwoneiwuchenglimianchu！”
lierlangxianqianhaiyouxiehuaiyi，danjianlinbeichenshuodexinshidandan，erqiezizhubijiao，xintoubianyouxinlejifen，zhishishaoweiyiyouyu，biancongzijideyijinshangsixiayifu，ranhouyourangyunniangxunlaibimo，dahaoyihui，xiexiayifenqiyue。
moleqianshang“lierlang”sangedazi，youyikouyaopozhijian，anlegexueshouyinshangqu，ranhoucaididaolinbeichenmianqian：“huayaanyin，ciyuebiancheng！”
linbeichenyebufeihua，jieguoqiyueshuashuashuabianqianshangzijidedaming，dandaoleanshouyindehuanjiequebuxianglierneibanyaoposhouzhi，ershijiangmaobizhishangdeheimotuzaidamuzhishang，ranhouanzailezijideqianminghoumian。
zheiyijudongranglierlangzuijiaochouchubuzhi，sunzhangfangheheidageerxiangxiaoyoubugan，biedenanshou，zhenggerendouzhandoubuzhi。
“xiaolangjun，zheiqiyueniqieshouhao，womenzheijiuhuiquzhunbei。”
linbeichenyouxieqiguaidekanletayiyan：“jiuqianyizhang？nibunayifenme？”
lierlanghahadaxiao：“wufang，woxindeguoxiaolangjun，mingriyizao，chengxiyanpingmenjian！”
shuowanzheihua，lierlangdengsanrenbianyangzhangerqu。
linbeichenjiansanrenzouyuan，xiaoxinyiyidejiangneifenqiyueshouzaihuaizhong，gangxiaoshengdiguleyiju，huitoubiankanjianyunniangyanleiwangwangdekanzheziji。
“aiyo，nikushenmema？”
“nidangzhenyaoqulongyou？”
“zheidengfadacaidehaoshi，zennengbuqu？”
“wodiehewofujundousizailongyou！”
linbeichenbianshiananyijing，yunniangnianjibuda，yejiushiliuqisui，danqueshigerujiabaohuandeguafu，zhishihaimeilaidejiguomen，taneidaomeidefujunbiansile，erqiehaishiheweilaiyuefuyiqizhanside，zhiqiandaoshizhidaozheishier，quebuxiaodetamenjingranshisizailelongyou。
zaineizhihoubujiu，yunniangdemuqinyewanggule，shengxiatayigerenshouzhezheijiapuzi，zailinbeichendaolaizhiqiankeweishigukulingding，riziguodeyouqiongyoujimo。
haoburongyiyoulegexiangbanderen，xianzaiyouyaoqulongyou，xinlibunanshoucaiguai。
linbeichenxiangtongleqizhongyuanyou，bianzoudaoyunniangshenbian：“fangxin，woshiqucaiyan，youbushiqudazhang，sibulede，zuiduosangeyue，sangeyuezhihouwojinilashichejingyanhuilai！”
“当真？”
“骗你是小狗！”
“十车？”
“十车！”
“neixing，dannikebiesi，shizaibuxing，shaojicheyemeiguanxide。”