“sannianyousannian，datangdoufazhanzhonggongle，shuiludahuizhongyuxiangqilaikaile？”
jinshansidezhuchishanyuanzhizhong。
tangsanzangyibiankanzheshouxiaxiaodisongshanglaidebaogao，yibianyouyadehexiayikouzhenguannianjiandelafei。
zhuozishangshenzhihaifangzheyifenjinjinchangleyikoudeqifenshuniupai。
“嘶~”
“啧~”
“zheiweidaohaishichaledianyisi，zheixiyangrendewanyijiushichibuguan，biqizuotianchidekaoyangtuichayuanle！”
tangsanzangmoleyibazengguangwaliangdedaguangtou，duiyujintiandefancaishifenbuman。
shijishangtashiyimingchuanyuezhe。
yichushengjiuchuanyuedaoledatangxiyoudeshijie，duoshelejijiangchengweishishishanrendejinchanzi。
shudugudianwenxuehesidamingzhudetaziranzhidao，congchushengdeneiyike，tajiuzhudingleyaobeijuanruxiyouliangjie，chengweitiandaoxifangdaxingdeyikeqizi。
zicongfengshendajieguohou，renzuleiruo，rujinyijingchedichenglezhutianshenfoyonglaishougexinyangxianghuodejiucai。
erzheishuiludahuijiushizhengshikaiqiliangjiedebiaozhi！
weidejiushirangsanzangfashitashangqujingzhilu，yiluzhishangxuanyangfofa，rangrenjianxianghuochedichengweixifangjiaodenangzhongzhiwu！
zhikexi，shengrencikekongpayebuzhidao，rujindetangsengyijingpianliletamenyushedefazhanguidao。
“buyechengzheigeyuedeshouruweihexiajianglesancheng？”
tangsanzangkanzheshoulidecaiwubaobiao，meitouyizhou。
datangbuyechengshitangsanzangzaizhanganchengyishouchuangbandezuidayulechangsuo。
qizhonggoulantingqu、yinjiuzuole、qingloududangwusuobuyou。
zaitangguojingneishenzhiyouzhe“xiangleweizhibuyecheng，zongweidihuangyewangran”demeiyu。
keyishuoyizuobuyechengshenzhizhanjulezhenggetangguobaifenzhibashidejingji！
xiaodikandaotangsanzangbuyuedebiaoqing，putongyishengguidaozaidi：“sanye，shouxiadexiongdishuozuijinbixiazhaokaishuiludahui，quanguogedideheshangdoudaolezhangancheng，zheixieheshangguangxiaofeibujiqian，meiqimingyuehuayuan……”
“dixiongmenbugandanwubixiadedashi，suoyishourushaolebushao。”
和尚？
来不夜城化缘？
tangsanzanglenglejimiaocaifanyingguolai，nudao：“tanainaide，heshangmeiqianhaiganlaiwobuyechengxiaofei？”
“xianbamingzijixialai，shuiludahuiguohoudouduosuileweigou！”
suiranzijibushishenmezhengjingheshang。
keyebudaibiaoneixiecongwaidilaideheshangnengsuibianzaitadedipanshang“huayuan”！
“zheigeyuesuiranlirunxiajiangle，dangaijibixiadeneiyifenbunengshao，jiucongnimenzheigeyuedegongzilimiankou！”
“你可有意见？”
tangsanzangmengxiyikoufanguoshanggongdexueqie，tuchujigeyanquan，chuizaishouxiaxiaodidelianshang。
suirantingzhexiangshizaishangtao。
keyuqizhongchongmanleburongzhiyi。
yaoshixiaodiganshuobange“bu”zi，zhuozishangdeneibahuangjinshamozhiyingxiayimiaojiunengchuxianzaitadenaodaiqianmian。
xiaodikuzhelianshuodao：“mei……meiyijian，doutingsanyede！”
“haiyoushenmeshi？meishibieyingxiangwoxiuxingfofa。”
tangsanzangsuishoucongzhuozishangnaqiyiben《shuangxiugaiyao》，yibenzhengjingdeyanduleqilai。
小弟：？？？
这也能叫佛法？
zicongtarenshisanyeyilai，chuleguangtoukanqilaigenheshangyoudianerguanxi，qitagenheshangyouguandeshiqingtakeshiyijiandoubugan！
chirouhejiuguangqingloushiyangyangbuluo！
rujingengshichengweidatangjingneishuoyibuerdejiaofu！
shenzhizaiminjianliuchuanzheyizhongshuofa。
zaidatangniyaoshidezuiletanghuang，shuobudinghaiyourenbangniqiuqingzhengquyitiaohuolu。
keyaoshidezuiletangsanye？
nihaishikaolvkaolvnijiajiuzuderenkouduobuduo，goubugousanyedayisuozide。
xiangdaozheili，xiaodizhenggerenyiduosuo，kaikoudao：“sanye，haiyouyijiandashi，womenzhuadaoleliuhong！”
“噢？带上来！”
tangsanzangfangxiashoulideshuji，dunshilailexingqu。
zheiliuhongbenlaishiyimingchuanfu，jiahailetangsengdeqinshengfuqin，youbazhanletademuqin。
zhibuguodangshitangsengmuqinyiyoushenyun，weilejichenguangruiliuxiagurou，wunaizhixiazhinengrenrutousheng。
zuizhongshengxiatangsenghou，haipaliuhonghuijiahai，zhinengjiangtangsengpaodaomupenzhizhong。
weileyihoujianmiannenggouxiangren，tangsengmuqinhaiyaoxialetadeyigexiaomuzhi。
zheiyejiushixiyoujibashiyinanzhizhongdechutaijishahemanyuepaojiang。
keyishuotangsanzangzheibeizidaomuqianweizhi，suoyoushoudaodetongkudoushiliuhongdailaide。
suoyizaitachengweidatangjiaofuzhihou，zuodediyijianshijiushipairenxunzhaoliuhonghelibiaodexialuo。
anzhaoxiyoujideyuanzhuzhongsuoshuo，liuhongjiahailetangsengdefuqinchenguangruihou，maomingdingtiqulejiangzhourenzhi。
kedengtapairendaojiangzhouxunzhaoshi，liuhongjuranyijingpaole！
zuizhongzhizhaodaolexiongshouzhiyidelibiao。
meixiangdaosannianzhihou，zhongyuzhaodaoleliuhongdexialuo。
tangsanzangkanzhemanlianhengroudeliuhong，muguangzhongluchuyisixionge。
shuoqilailibiaozhinengshuoshiyigecongfan，zheiliuhongcaishizhufan。
“sanye，ruhechuzhi？”
tangsanzangyongshouqingqingzailiuhongdelianpishangpaidalejixia：“sannian，nizhidaowozheisannianshizenmeguodema？”
“dangniannirangwomanyuepaojiang，jintianwoyerangnishishi……”
“batazuochengrenzhi，ranhoufangzaipenzilirengheli。”
chuliwanliuhong，tangsanzangganjuezhenggerendoushufule。
zhengzhunbeijixukanshuxuexizhiji，naohaizhonghuranxiangqileyigekeaideluoliyin。
【ding，jiancedaosuzhuchuyuxiyouliangjieqichengjieduan，benxitongyiwanchengshengji。】
【jiaofuxitong2.0hanfeixizhengyishangxian】
“系统升级了？”
tangsanzangshenqingjidongqilai。
tanengzaizheixiyoushijiededatang，chengweimingfuqishidejiaofu，kaodejiushixitongdezhichi。
rujindatangdejingjihejunshishuipingyijingyoulekongqiandetisheng。
datangzhonggongyijingchengweizhenggedatangdezhizhuxingchanye。
keyishuorujindatangdeshibingrenshouyibaakshimeiyoushenmedawentide。
ketangsanzangrengjiuhenyoulv。
yinweizheilibushilishishangdedatang！
这里是西游！
有神佛存在的！
guangpingzhewuqikeyizairenjianhengsao，keyaoshiduishangshenfoneijiuchadianeryisile。
“xitong，shengjihouyoushenmezuoyong？kedezhangshengfou？”
【jiaofu2.0xitongzhiliyujiangsuzhudazaochengsanjiejiaofu】
【xiwangsuzhubujuxianyuchengweidatangjiaofu，jinxingxizhengjihua！】
【zhiyaogaibianxiyoujidingjuben，jikehuodehailiangxiuwei，tongshizaixiyoubashiyinangejiediandakakehuoxiyoudaojujiangli！】
【jiancedaosuzhuchuyuxiyouhanfeichufadidatang，shifoudaka？】
tangsanzangtingzhexitongdejieshao，mouziyebuyoudeliangleqilai。
“打卡！”
【ding，dakachenggong，gongxisuzhuhuodejinlanjiasha、jiulongxizhang】
【gongxisuzhuhuode“guojianlong”wenshen，wenshenjihuoqijiansuzhujiang60miaowudi】
【gongxisuzhuhuodewenshenjihuotiyankayizhang，shiyongtiyankaxugaohu：daweitianlongjikejihuo！】
haimeidengtangsanzangfanyingguolai。
tajiuzhuyidaozijijianbangzhishang，youyitiaobadaodejulongcongshenhouwanyanzhixiongkou。
“zheijinlanjiasha，jiulongxizhangdoutingguo，meitingguotangsenghaiyouguojianlonga？”
“anzhaoyuanzhu，zheijiashahexizhangbudoushiguanyinsonglaidema？”
zheiguojianlongjihuoqijian，nengyou60miaowudi？
nanbuchengzheishirangwotiqiantashangqujingzhilu？
neiwoyaoshizoudaofozumianqianjihuoguojianlong，nengbunengzhijieranglaizituiwei？
“sanye，bixiaqingninqushuiludahuixuanyanfofa！”
jiuzaitangsanzangsisuozhiji，menwaihuranchuanlaiyidaoshengyin。