“我靠！”
lizhenbeileilegewaijiaolinen。
benxiangzhexitongnengbaochudianhaodongxi。
kenachengxiang，jingranjizijibaochuyidadui**。
“xitong，nigaocuoleba，zenmesongjilaoziyidui**？”lizhenyitouheixian。
“suzhushibumanyibenxitongdefenpeima？ruguobumanyidehua，benxitongkeyishouhuixinshoudalibaosuoyoujiangli。”
“keke，womanyihaibuxingma？”
lizhenqidezhifanbaiyan，ganjuezheiniaoxitongtaibukaopule……
lizhenyouwen：“xitong，shoumingnengtishengma？”
“ding！xitongrenwuqidong，suzhuzaizuiduanshijianneirangwumeiniangdehaoganduzengjiadao80，keyihuodexiangyingdeshengmingjiangli。”
“suzhushifoujieshouzheigerenwu？”
“当然。”
“ding！zhuxianrenwuqidong。”
lizhenerhuabushuo，anlequerenjian。
“ding！xitongrenwuqueren，xianzaikaishidaojishi。”
“收到！”
lizhenfeiyiyangchongjinlewuzili。
ketaturankandao，wumeiniangbuzhishenmeshihoujingranzaifangliangxuanshangleyigenshengzi，wumeiniangbuduanchenzheshengzi。
纳尼？
zheiwumeiniangfenmingshiyaoxuanliangzijina。
“buyaoa！”lizhendajiao，jiangwumeiniangyibaandaolechuangshang。
“你干嘛啊。”
lizhenzhijuexintouyidang，buguotalianmangzhengseshuodao：“wuguniang，shenmeshixiangbukaiyaoshangdiaoa？”
“keke……womeixiangshangdiaoa……”shuowanzheihua，wumeiniangbenlaijiushenzibushi，zheiyixiajingranbeiyadehunsileguoqu。
“weiwei！nibuyaohewo！”lizhenyaodongzhewumeiniang，danwumeiniangquelianyidianfanyingdoumeiyou。
lizhenyiyaoya，yihenxin，jiangyanyibi，yibianyongzuijiwumeiniangduqi，kaishirenkouhuxi。
piankezhihou，wumeiniangyouyouzhuanxingguolai，yikanzheiqingxing，wumeiniangheleyitiao，jidexiangyaozhengtuo，zheiyiyongliguomeng，jingranyouhunleguoqu。
“不要啊！”
lizhenzaiyiciyongshouanya，zuiduizuiduiwumeinianglailegerenkouhuxi。
banshang，wumeiniangyouxingleguolai，zheiyiciwumeiniangxuedeguaile，buganzaiyonglizhengzha，zhishiyongshouqingqingpailepailizhendeshoubei。
lizhenzhengkaiyanyikanwumeiniangzhengzaikanzheziji。
lizhenlianmangjiangshenzizuozhi，buhaoyisidekanzhewumeiniang，kouzhongshuodao：“nikesuanshixingle。”
wumeiniangyiliandekuxiao，xinshuowozaojiuxingle，buguoyoubeininonghunguoqule。
lizhenjiuwen：“wuxiaojie，renshengkuduan，haizhezuihao，nihebizuoxunduanjianzheiyangdeshashini？”
“youshenmeshi，benwangjinizuozhu。”
wumeiniangwunaideshuodao：“wangye，womeiyouxunduanjiana。”
“neinizaixishengziyaoganma？”
“keke……wozaixichuanglian……”
“kao，zaoshuoa！”lizhenzhangchuyikouqi，lianmangsongkailewumeiniang。
zheishiyigezhiyoulizhennengkandedaodetoumingjiemiantiaochu，chuxianzaiwumeiniangdetoushang，jingranshiwumeiniangduilizhendehaogandu。
zhishizheihaoganduxianzaizhiyou20，kanlai，jingguogangcaizheimeyizheteng，wumeiniangduizijideganguanjianzhishichadaolejidian。
lizhenlianmangshuo：“wuguniang，nizhendexiangliuxialai？”
“haiwangwangyebuqi，meiniangyuanliuzaiyuewangfu，zuoyibinv。”wumeinianghongzheyanjingshuodao。
“zheige……”lizhenyiyouyu，jiujianwumeiniangtoushangdehaogandushunjianjiangdaole15。
guoran，meigenvrendoubuxihuanzuoshituonidaishuidenanren。
“wokao，biezheiyanga！”
lizhendangshijiujile，lianmangshuo：“wuguniangruoxiangliuxialaiyekeyi，buguoguniangshenmeshihouyaozou，wolejuebuqiangqiu。”
lizhenzheihuashuowan，jiujianwumeiniangtoushangdeshuziyoushiyizhenbianhua，yijingbianchengle25。
“youxiaoguo！”lizhenxintouyixi，youjiezheshuodao：“wuguniangguosetianxiang，zenmenengdangbinv，yaodang，yeyaodangnvguanshicaidui。”
wumeiniangtoushangdeshuzishunjianyouhuidaole15。
wokao，zenmezheigeyangzi，woshuocuoshenmele？
lizhenzaiyixiang，yiranmingbai，zheiwumeiniangyexindadehen，rangtazuonvzhurenhaichabuduo，zhenrangtazhizuoxiaren，napashinvguanshi，tayebugaoxinga。
xiangdaozheier，lizhenlianmangshuodao：“wuguniangruoshibuqi，keyiyizhiliuzaixiaowangzheili。”
wumeiniangtoushangdeshuzimashangyoubianchengle20。