大唐，沛王府。
yigeshiqibasuideshaonianlenglengdedunzaiyichuxiaochibian，nazhegenshuzhizaishuizhongbuzhudejiaodong，dangyangchishuiyingchuyizhangmuguangdaizhi，zhiqiweituodejunxiulianpang。
“wogangbeicefengtaizi？”
“qinniangshishazikuangmowuzetian？”
lixianmolebalenghan，zaixintoufengkuangtucao：“goulaotian，yaobuyaozheiyangwanwo！！”
yixiangdaolixianzailishishangdebeicanmingyun，tajiuxinhuangqiduandebuyaobuyao。
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简直惨不忍睹！
guorantianjiameiyougurouqinqing！
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buranshanglewuhoudeheimingdan，zaowanxiaomingliangliang。
武后何许人！
史上第一位女帝。
shazi，shanv，shaxiongdi，shajiemei！
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luncanrenhaosha，keyiyushishangzhuduobaojunbinglie。
摊上这么个亲娘。
kexiangerzhi，lixianyouduomejuewangrusi。
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taizicefeng，bushierxi，chaotingzaoyizhaogaotianxia。
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只有两种情况。
要么太子短命嗝屁。
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装癔病！
也就是装疯卖傻！
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一会间歇发作。
一会好如常人。
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zhengdanglixiandasuanyangzhuangshizuluoshui，jinxingzhuangbingdajideshihou。
naohaizhongturuqilaidexiangqiyidaoshengyin：
“ding！gongxisuzhu，jueshidiwangxitongbangdingchenggong！”
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lixianlianshangmanshijingxi，xinzhongjidongdereleizhiliu。
zhei……nandaojiushichuanshuozhongde，chuanyuezhebiaopeijinshouzhi，xitongbaba！
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有了金手指！
武后算什么！
zheigetaizi，wolixianzuodingle！
“ding，jiancedaosuzhuyizhi，jihuorenwumoshi！”
“suzhuxuanzexiangyingrenwu，wanchengrenwu，huodejiangli。”
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【xuanxiangyi：tianzidiwang，dangyounangkuosihaizhiyi，bingtunbahuangzhixin，qikeweijuyijiefuren，zaigaozonglizhimianqianchuochuanwuhouchengdiyexin。wanchengjiangli：xianglizhiyong——wangbuguoba，jiangbuguoli，suzhujianghuodexiangyu、licunxiaodewuli！】
【xuanxianger：wuhoushida，dangxuyiweishe，baoquanzishen，yitudaji，zuotaizichujun，jianguolinchao，taodegaozonglizhizanshang。wanchengjiangli：zhaohuanjueshimingchen——banbulunyuzhitianxia：zhaopu！】
【xuanxiangsan：zhuangfengmaisha！wanchengjiangli：meilizhi＋1】
项李之勇！
我好喜欢！
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qugaozongmianqianchuochuanwuhouchengdiyexin！
zheitemiaojianzhishisongrentou。
qiebushuo，yizigaomu，benjiushiyouweixiaodao，shizaorentuoqidetianxiazhidabuwei。
jiukongkoubaiya，shuowuhouyaochengdicuanwei，rihoulitangzongshiyaoliangliang，gaozongyebunengxinya。
napalixianzhidaolishishangwuhouzuoxiadezhuduomishi，youbawojieluwuhoudezhenshimianmu。
但……
tayouweiqingchu，laodiegaozongshigeruanerduo，zuishixinruannianjiu，gengshigechongqikuangmo！
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jiangliquehenqipa，meilizhi＋1。
tahuangranlingguangyishan，gaodongzenmehuishile。
xitongjichudexuanxiang，daibiaozhebutongdeweixianchengdu。
危险高，奖励高。
危险低，奖励低。
rucishuolai，xuanxiangyihexuanxianger，quanshigaofengxian，yaodiuxiaomingdexingwei。
fanershixuanxiangsan，jianglizheimelinse，bujiuyiweizhe，anquanxishugao！
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哈哈！
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“woxuanzesan，xiexie！”
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系统一时沉默。
henkuai，peiwangfuliluanzuoyituan。
“buhaole，taiziyeluoshuile，kuaiqubingbaotianhuangtianhou！”
“……”
太极宫。
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gaozonglizhixinjishanghuo，yizhentouyunmuxuan，gubudehuangdizunrong，“kuai，kuaibeibunianqupeiwangfu，xianerbunengzaichushile！”
gangjingliletaizilihongbaobidesangzizhitong。
yuanbenshenzichanruodegaozonghuangdi，shentimeikuangyuxia，nalizaishoudelezheizhong**。
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queyouyouyisilianzijiyeweichajuedexiseyishanerguo。
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tazaiyibiananweilizhidao：“bixia，xianerjirentianxiang，buhuiyoushide！”