《datang：wozhenbuxiangzuohuangdi》shizuozhetieqiraolongchengchuangzuodechuanyuezhongshengleixiaoshuo，renwuzhenshishengdong，qingjiemiaoxiexini，kuailaiyueduba。《datang：wozhenbuxiangzuohuangdi》jingcaizhangjiejiexuan：“wogangbeicefengtaizi？”“qinniangshiwuzetian？”lixianhenhuang！chuanyuedatang，chenglepeiwanglixian，gangbeicefengweitaizi。keyixiangdao，qinniangshiwuzetian。zuoletaizi，zaowanxiaomingliangliang。yushi，takaishilefengkuangzuosizhilu！lixian：“zheitaizisheiaidangsheidang，fanzhengwolixian，ningsibuzuotaizi！”...
lishishangdelixian，rongmaojunxiu、juzhiduanzhuang，shendegaozonglizhidexihuan。
gengzhongyaodeshi，lixianhaibaodushishu，shigezhishudalidehaizi。
xianzaihaole，turanyaopaochufang，qizhishangwanquanbufuhelea。
yenanguai，gaozong、tianhoudouhuijuede，lixiandeyizhengyoufanbingle。
lixianyizhimeiyoutingdao“ding”deshengyin，bianzhidao，renwuhaimeiyouwancheng，bianyingzhetoupijixushangle。
daoleshangshiju，suoyourendoubirangkaile。
youpuyixiangguolaibangmang，yebeilixianxunchi，“zoukaizoukai，chushenxiafanjianlaizuogecai，haixuyaonimenzheixiefanfusuzichashouma？”
jiangsuoyourendouganzouhou，lixianbiankaishidoudongshou。
xitongjianglidelajiao，tadangranmeiyoudaiguolai，zijijiuzhiyouneimedian，liuzhezijichihaibugouni。
suoyichufanglimianyoushenme，tabianzuoshenme。
suoyoudongzuodouyiqihecheng，sihaomeiyoutingdun。
neishuliandechengdu，bianshishangshijuderenjianle，douzikuiburua。
“meixiangdao，taizidianxiadeqiecaishoufajingranrucizhishuliang，wogennimenshuo，jiuzheishoufa，meiyoushinianbaniandeduanlian，shibukenengliancheng！”
tianhuangtianhoushebudezheierzi，zhongjiuyegenleguolai。
nubimendeyilunshengyin，zhenghaochuandaowuzetianerzhong，tajiangshuoneihuadenupujiaoguolai，youwenleyibian，dedaogengjiaquerendedaan。
“tianhuangtianhou，nimenkantaizichicaidaodeshoufa，qiecaidezishi，zhangshaodezishi，bushuoshinianbanian，zhishaodewunianyishangdelianxi，caiyoudegongfu。”
gaozonglizhidunshidanu，“zheigenizi！nanguaizheijinian，guozijianjijiushuotaxueyehaowujingjinzhiyi，yuanlaishichenniyuzheixieqijiyinqiaozhizhongle？”
danshicike，wuzetianqueweiweiyixiao，“bixiaxiaoxiaoqi，taizidexinxingzaichaozhongdachenzhong，poyouxiandezhiming，ouerxuexiyixiepangmenzuodao，daoyewushangdaya。”
tamenzaiyilun，lixianqueshibuzhidaode。
ercai、fuliaodouzhunbeihaozhihou，lixianturannaohaizhongyiliang：xianzaichuyu“zhuangfengmaisha”demoshizhong，ruoshizuochujueshikouweidehaocailai，bujiuluxianlema？
xiangzhe，biansuibiankaishidaoguleqilai。
“dianxia，neishiyoua，ninshibushifangdetaiduolexie？”
“dianxia，neishicuyana，ninzenmedangtangfangle？”
“dianxia，huohoushibushiyouxiebuduia，guolidouyaomaohuole！”
……
yuanbenyiweilixianchuyilede，jieguozhenzhengkaishidongshoudeshihou，zhenggeshangshijuderendouzhenjingle。
这也叫懂厨艺？
ruguobushitaizidetouxianzai，pashiyaobeirendiuchuqu！
“balebale！rangtazaizheiliwanshuaba。”
tianhuangtianhoujianzhuang，wubiquerenzheishiyizhengyoufanle。
yizhengfanbing，jiuhuibianchenglingwaiyigeren，zheidequehuishitaizideyigewudian。
xianzaihaishibuyao**taweihao。
“laofuqin，laomuqin，nimenbiezoua，wozheicaidouzuohaole！”
lixiantouyitie，zhijiechuguo，duanzheyouni、rutongjiaotanyiyangdeshiwu，laidaotianhuangtianhougenqian。
“lai，fuhuang、muhounimenchangchang？”
“buyao！lairen，songtaizihuifu。”gaozonglizhishifenxianqidehuihuishou。
zuoqianniuweijiangjunguolai，yaonazhulixian。
“buhuiqu，wodasiyebuhuiqu！”
lixianrutongxiaoeryiban，jiangneicaiwanzazaidishang，yibabaozhugaozonglizhi，“yuanlai，aihuixiaoshima？”
李治，“……”
woteme，zijizheishishenglegeshenmedongxi？
lixianyoushiyizhenjiaochen，“fuhuang，yaoburan，niyucihaierchushenzhimingbei？”
“hunao，tangtangtaizi，yaochushenzhimingzuoshenme？nandaonihaixiangqufangjiankaijiuloubucheng？”
“嗯嗯嗯！”
lixianxiaojizhuomishidiandiantou，zhizimoruofua，zijidezheidianxiaoxinsi，haimeiyoubiaoxianchulaini，jiuyijingbeichajuezhixiaolea。
正有开酒楼的打算。
“bixia，taiyishuderenshuole，muqiandeqingkuang，yinggaishunzhetaizidexinyilai，buruninjiuchengquantaba。”
meixiangdaowuzetianjingranhuikaikouweizijiqiuqing。
lixianbujinbeijiyiliang，yuanbengaozongbudayingdehua，tajiuyaozaidishangdagunle，xianzaikanlai，haishikankanzaishuo。
tianhoukaikou，shuidaoqucheng，buduoshi“tianxiadiyishenchu”deziyangjiusongleguolai，haiyouyuxiyinzhangdeneizhong。
“ding，renwuwancheng，huoderenwujiangli，meilizhi＋1．”
呃！
renwuwanchengdebuzaobuwan，lixiannadaoyucideshenchuminghaohou，renwuyejiuwanchengle，taneixinbujinsonglekouqi。
ercishi，xunijiemiandemeilizhishuzhibianchengle4．
raner，zheibingmeiyoushenmeluanyongba，julijigehaiyou56fenni。
“ding，gongxisuzhu，tongguoxilierenwu，chenggongrangtianhouwuzetianjiexinjiangdi，zanshifangqilefeierlixindedasuan。”
lixianxintouyizhen，yanjiaoyuguangtoutoukanlexiaobuluchidewuzetian。
窝草！
ganqingcongzijibeicelidediyitian，sharenlaoniangjiuzaidianjizhe，ruhefeidiaozijia！
窝草！
nanguailishishang，yourenjiangtangchaodetaizi，chengzhiwei“lishidiyigaoweizhiye”a！congxuanwumenbingbiankaishi，tangchaodetaizi，jiumeiyoujigenengshunlidengjishangweide。
bunengshunlidengjiyejiubale，guanjianshimeijigenengshanshishanzhongde！
zixipinweixitongtishi，wuzetianshi“zanshi”fangqilefeierlixindedasuan，suoyi，taniangdeyihouzijiyibumeiyouzouhao，jiuhuibeizhongxindianjizhema？
yizheng，buwuzhengyedechushi，shibushifakuangdelixian，duiyuwuzetianlaishuo，henhaokongzhi，ruciwuzetiancaihuifangqifeierlixindedasuanba。
ruguobeiceliweitaizidelixian，haishineigezhishudali，tongxiaoguoshideren，gujihuobuguoershizhanga。
yihou，zhenbupenzhuangfengmaishadexuanxiangle，xitongbaba，youdehuaqingjiwozaijishici！
“ding，jichushuxingxiangkaiqi。”
xitongdeshengyinluoxia，zaixunijiemiandezhuangtailanshang，lixiankandaozai“meilizhi”qianmianyouziyangchuxian：wulizhi、tongshuaizhi、zhilizhi。
yixiazi，jichushuxingjiudadaolewuxiang。
buguochulemeilizhibiancheng“4”zhiwai，qitajixiangdoushi“0”。
没了？
lixianhaidengzhexitongjijieshaoyixia，jieguo，wuluntazenmehuhuan，xitongdoubuzuoyingda。
jinshouzhia，nandaobunengjidiantishima？
yibuhuidaotaijigong，tianhouyanjinglidelixian，yufakanzheyufashunyan。
“bixia，xianhuangtaiziruhuanglinghou，jiurangxianerruzhudonggongba？”
taizishidonggongzhizhu，zheishizigubianyoudechuantong。
erxianhuangtaizicusihou，donggongjiuyizhikongzhizhe。
lixianshixincelidetaizi，muqianhaizhuzaipeiwangfu，dangranruzhudonggongshichizaodeshiqing。
donggong，keyishuoshi“xiaochaoting”，tangchaohuangtingyoudesanshengliubu，dounengzailimianzhaodaoduiyingdejigou，quanshijida。
“keshi，taizimuqiandezhuangkuang，ruzhudonggongshifouweishishangzao，burudengyizhengqingkuanghaolexie，zaijierudonggongruhe？”
“bixia，zhiyouruzhudonggong，taiyishuderen，cainengsuishiweixianeryizhia。”
gaozongruoyousuosidediandiantou，“haishitianhoukaolvdedaowei。”
erzaixiashouweizhidelixian，yanqianzaicichuxianxunimianban。
“ding，jinrurenwumoshi。”
【xuanxiangyi：shangqugaosulizhi、wuzetian，zijisuishikeyiruzhudonggong。wanchengjiangli：heihuoyaopeifang（gaoji）。】
【xuanxianger：lijiguibaituici，shuo“neishiwodagesiwangdedifang，wozenmekeyizhu。”wanchengjiangli：chengshitianjixian——huodechengshiguihuatu（xiangxi）。】
【xuanxiangsan：shenmeyebuzuo。wanchengjiangli，suijishuxing＋1．】
kandaoxinshuachulaidexuanxiang，lixianzhongyusonglekouqi。
【xuanxiangsan】zhongyushizhuangfengmaisha，zijiyebuyongjixuzuosile。
lixianhaobuyouyudianle【xuanxiangsan】，mingbaizhe，zheishisongfentia。
shenmeyebuzuo，yushilixianjiuzhanzaiyuandi，yidongyebudong，dengzhetianhuangtianhoushuowanhua。
liangrenshangliangdejieguo，dagaishidengbaiguanfusangsanshiliurijieshuhou，lixianjiuruzhudonggong。
“lairen，songtaizihuipeiwangfuba。”
denggaozongxialing，songlixianhuipeiwangfu，lixianzaicitingdaolexitongdeshengyin。
“ding，renwuwancheng，suijishuxing＋1．”
zaikanzhuangtailan，zhijiantongshuaizheiyilanbianchengle“1”。
lixianhenshinamen，weishenmezijisuoyoushuxingzhidechushizhidoushi“0”a。
wuli、tongshuai、meilijiubushuole，weishenmezhiliyeshi“0”？
wurusheini，zijihaodaiyeshishouguojiunianyiwujiaoyudegaocaishenghaoma！
baibietianhuangtianhou，lixianbianlikaitaijigong，zhunbeifanhuipeiwangfu。
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