lixiandezheiyitian，zhudingshimeidekongle。
haoburongyi，jiangyingwangsongzou，jiuxiangzhexiawuzonggaianjingxiele。
chiwanzhongfan，zhunbeixiaoqipianke。
结果圣旨来了！
meicuo，shishengzhilaile，gaozonglizhiqinkounidingde。
“chuantaizifuzhuchujikerugong，weitianhouzuocai。”
李贤，“……”
zenmede，nandaoshuogonglimianliangexiangyangdechushidoumeiyou，haiteyilaixiaoxiaodepeiwangfuqiangchushima？
buguoshuoqilai，gaozonglizhiduiwuzetianshizhenaiwuyile，lianpeiwangfudeyigechuzidoubuyaofangguo，yaonongdaogongzhongsihoutianhou。
说实话有些过分了。
jieguoshengzhihou，lixianbianrangnubiqujiaozijidechushilai。
zhenbuzhidaozijijiachushi，jiujingshenmedifangyinqilegaozongdezhuyi，jingranzhijiexiashengzhilaiyaoren。
“taizidianxia，jintianninsongqutaijigongdeneiyidaoqiukuichaorou，zhenzhengshijuemiaoya，tianhuangbianshichangguozhihou，juedebucuo，cairangninfushangdechushiqugonglizuojitianhouchide。”
呃！
等等！
lixianrutongchudianyiyang，lianmangjiangneinubijiaozhu。
suoyi，gaozonglizhixiashengzhilai，shiweileneidao“lajiaochaorou”laide？
neijiusuanjiangzhenggepeiwangfuderenjiaodaogongliqu，yezuobuchuneigeweidaolaia，zheikeruheshihao？
这……
笑话可就闹大了。
“ding，jiancedaosuzhuyizhi，jinrurenwumoshi。”
【xuanxiangyi：biaodabuxiedeqingxu，duichuanzhideneiguanshuo“bengongxinli，zhengshiyongrenzhiji，fuhuangruoshixiangyaochineidaocai，jiulaipeiwangfu”。wanchengjiangli：gangtiechangshejitu（chujirumen）。】
【xuanxianger：rangpeiwangfuhouchuqutaijigongfuming。wanchengjiangli：huodemiansijinpai。】
【xuanxiangsan：zhuangfengmaisha。meilizhi＋1．】
kandaonaohaizhongdexunimianban，lixianzhijiejiubengle。
taroulerouyanjing，zixidingzhe【xuanxiangsan】kanleyibian、liangbian、sanbian，meicuo，haishizhuangfengmaisha。
窝草啊！
guoranxitonggen“zhuangfengmaisha”guobuquba。
shunzhewangshangkan，【xuanxianger】dejiangli，linglixianweizhiyidong，miansijinpaia。
zheidequeshigehaodongxi，guanjianshihou，nengjiuzijiyiming。
keshizaikankanrenwuneirong，lixianqueyouyuleqilai。
rangyigebuhuizuolajiaochaoroudechushi，qugongzhongjilaoniangzuocai，zheibushiqijunzhizuima？
suoyi，renwujianglimiansijinpai，shixitongyuliaodao【xuanxianger】huizhijiedaozhisiwangdejieguoa——neimiansijinpai，zhishiweirangzijitiyanyixia。
直接排除。
【xuanxiangyi】，zuizuijiandandehualaishuo，jiushimolaohu**，taimianshangzuosideneizhong，paichu。
suoyixuanlaixuanqu，zuizhonghaishizhiyou【xuanxiangsan】keyixuanzelea。
哎，来吧。
“dianxia，laonuzheibianhaidengzhehuiqufumingni。”
gongzhongneiguanweiweiqianshen，huameiyoushuoman，qishishizaitidianlixian，deganjinjiangneihouchuzhaoguolai。
lixianshifenjixiedezhuanshen，liangyanbiandekongdongwushen，mianwubiaoqing，yuqiyebiandehaowuganqing，“ni，shangyijushuoshenmelaizhe？”
neiguandunledun，yihuodezhongfuzijiganggangshuoguodehua，“taizidianxia，jintianninsongqutaijigongdeneiyidaoqiukuichaorou，zhenzhengshijuemiaoya，tianhuangbianshichangguozhihou，juedebucuo，cairangninfushangdechushiqugonglizuojitianhouchide？”
lixianzoujinlejibu，“bububu，bushizheiju，zaishangyiju。”
neiguanchiyi，yuguangkanleyanlixian，ganjueyouxiebudui，zijidaopeiwangfujiukaikoulesanci，zaiwangqianjiushichuanzhilea。
neiguandeshengxianbiandedilexie，shenqingbiandeyihuoqilai，“chuantaizifuzhuchujikerugong，weitianhouzuocai？”
啪叽！
lixianmengdizhuazhuneiguandejianbang，kongdongdeshuangyankaishimaohuo，“ergou，nizhongyulaile，nizhongyuzhaodaowole！”
“hahaha，meixiangdaowozairenjianyinxingmaimingzheimeduonian，zhongjiuhaishibeinizhaodaole，bujiushizuogecaima？zou，lai，youwozai，zheishishangjiumeiyouzuobuhaodecai！”
内官，“……”
tamenshigaozonghuangdidejinshi，jintianshidiyicilaipeiwangfuchuanling，haibuzhidaoqizhongdeshenqian，cishidoubeilixiandejudongjihedaole。
“dianxia，nin……ninshishei？”
lixianshuangyanyiji，shouzhiyitai，“xiaolaodi，wonaishichushenxiafana，zouzouzou，ganggangnimenshuo，yaojisheizuocailaizhe，xianzaijiuqu。”
内官，“……”
tamenlaichuanling，shilaipeiwangfujiezhuchude，xianzaikehaole，zhuchumeiyoujieshang，taizigenzheyaoqugonglile。
这可如何是好？
nandao，tamenjigegongzhongneiguanyaozuzhima？
那也不敢啊。
“dianxia！dianxia，nindengdenglaonua……”
shuozhe，nalihaiguandeshangshengzhiyaojiezhuchudeshiqing，taiziruoshichushi，tamenpashiyaobeizhujiuzu。
……
太极宫。
gaozonglizhishigetenglaopoderen，youqishikanzheguolewushandeshijian，wuzetianhaizaichulizhengwu，gengshixinzhongburen。
“tianhoua，ruguoxianhuangtaizishangzai，daoyenengweinifendanyier。zhenzheishenti，shiyufadebuxingle，yebuzhidaohainengpeiniduojiu。”
“bixia，ninzheishuodeshishenmehua，zheixiedoushifenneizhishi。”
“keninhaishitaiguoyucaolao。”gaozonglizhikesoulejisheng，ranhoushuodao，“jinri，youyifenmeishicongpeiwangfusongguolai，zhenjuedeshenshixihuan，bianrangrenqujiangpeiwangfudehouchudailai，yezuojinichangchang。”
lizhi、wuzetianzhengninongwonongdeshihou，hutingwaimianchuanlaicaozadeshengyin。
youyouchikuangdeshengyinchuanlai，“tingshuonimenhaimeichifan，benchushenjianglincidi，teweinimenluyishou！”
李治，“……”
武则天，“……”
liangrendouyihuobujie，gaozonglizhichiyilebantiancaidigudao，“zheishi……taizideshengyinma？”
是太子的声音无疑！
wenqisheng、jianqiren，dadianmenkou，lixianshuaikaizhongren，feibenerlai。
jianletianhuangtianhouyebuxingguibaizhili，“laofuqin、laoniang，tingshuonimenhaimeiyouchifanni，xiangchisha，wojinimenzuoa。”
gaozonglizhiyidunjuliedekesouzhihou，shouzhiyitai，shengyinyichen，“ni……nizheinizi，datangchaodetaizi，zennengrucibuwuzhengye？”
“kebushilaofuqinnipairenjiaowolaidema？”
“zhenshiyaonimenpeiwangfudechushi！”
“我就是啊！”
“朕要厨师！”
“我真是啊！”
高宗李治，“……”
还杠上了是吧？
gensuiquchuanzhideneiguan，shengpahuibeiqianlian，lianmangkaikoujiangpeiwangfufashengdeshiqingdoushuoleyibian。
youzhidaoqingkuangderen，zaojiuqutaichangsitaiyishuqingtaiyile。
dengtaiyiderendaoletaijigong，zhijianlixianzaidadianzhishang，lailaihuihuizaigezaiwu，bianhuidashuodao，“tianhuangbixia，weichentingsunshenyishuoqiguo，yizhengrutongmengyouzhengyiyang，fabingzhishizuihaobuyaotaorao，eryingshunzhelai，rucicaihuiquanyudegengkuai。”
“taizidianxiabushiyaoquzuofanma，burushunzhetadeyisilai。”
gaozonglizhidunshimeitoushensuo。
让太子去厨房？
zheizhongshiqing，ruoshichuanchuqu，neihuangjiadeyanmianhecuna？
daoshiwuzetiankandetouche，“bixia，taizidexingminggengzhongyao。”
zuoqianniuweijiangjunyebaishoukaikou，“bixia，mojiangyouyijuhuabuzhidangjiangbudangjiang。”
肯定是当讲的。
“xianhuangtaizihongbi，duitaizide**henda，mojiangyiwei，taizizhiyiyaoxiachufang，qishishixiangyaojinxiaodaoa！”
呃！
gaozonglizhichiyilepianke，zuizhongxialing，“jinrizhishi，ruoyourenganxielubangezi，zhujiuzu！”
yisishitongyirangtaizijinchufangle。