第4章 我拿你当兄弟,你却拿我当狗

yingwanglixianlikaizihou,peiwangfuzongsuananjinglexie。

xincelidetaizidianxiayebuzhidaozende,youmozhengleqilai,duziyirenzaifangjianlimian,daoteng“qiukui”。

peiwangfushangxianubi,meirenjianguolajiao,zhijianlixianzhuoshangyiduiqingsedewupin,genqiukuichabuduo,bianrucirenwei。

cishi,lixianxinzhongzhenghaopansuanzhe。

youlezheishijinlajiaozuoweizhongzi,dengdaomingnian,jiunengshengzhangchuyibaijin,yiqianjin,ruciyilai,zijiqibushizuolejiangaibianlishi……

peipeipei,shiliguolimindedahaoshi?

ranglajiaotiqianshubainianjinruminzudeshipuzhong,zheidangranshihaoshi。

“dian……dianxia,kuaidaozhongwudeyongshandeshihou,chufangguolaiwenhua,shianzhaozuorideshipukaizaoma?”

呃?

lixianyanjingyiliang,doudaofandianlema?

zuotianchileshenmelaizhe,xiangbuqilaile,zongeryanzhi,gaishichinile。

“bu,benwangdewei,zhiyoubenwangzijicainengzuozhu!suoyi,jintianbenwangzijixiachu。”

tazhilezhizhuoshangdelajiao,“bazheixiesongdaochufanglai。”

shuozhe,lixianzhenwangchufangqule。

tangtangtaizi,donggongzhizhu,jingranwangchufangqule!

xiayike,zhenggepeiwangfudouzhaguole。

“dianxia,ninkeshiwanjinzhiqua,ninzenmekeyiquchufang!bujiushizuoqiukuima,rangwomenxiarenguoqujiuhaole!”

“kuai,kuaiquqingtaiyia,dianxiadeyizhengyoufanbingle,sunshenyiyinggaihaimeiyouzouyuan,kuaiqua,kuaiqua!”

李贤一阵无语。

e,duiwo,chuanyuechengletaizi,xianzaichihelasadoubuyongzijidongshoule。

baoqian,diyicizuotaizi,haiyoudianbutaixiguan。

“doujiwohuilai!”lixianyoudianbukaixin,“sheiyaoshiganzouchupeiwangfu,neijiuyongyuandoubuyaohuilaile!”

shuoba,lixianbianjinrudaochufangzhong。

xitongsongdeshijinlajiao,zheikeshibaobei。

zhaidi,qingxi,qiepian,beiyong。

zhenzhengdetuzhuroulailiangjin,qiepianbeiyong。

minglingkandemudengkoudaidehouchu,qiexihaocongjiangsuanbeiyong。

酱油备用。

“生火。”

tuzaotieguoreyou,jiangsuanxiaguochaoxiang。

qingkejian,zhenggehouchuxiangqisiyi。

chufangmenkoudeshiwei、nubiyedoushikandemudengkoudai,tuomohengfei!

wolegequ,taizidianxiahaiyouzheidengshenji?

chufangdegongzuo,bitamenzheixieweinuweibibanbeizideren,douyaoshuliana。

“haole,sihouyongshan。”

yipanjueshihaocai“lajiaochaorou”zuohaohou,lixianminglingnubizhunbeichifan。

meishinengshirenxinqingbianhao,nengzanshiwangjishangtouhaiyoushazikuangmolaoniangzai。

lixianzheibiangangyaodongkuaizi,menwaiyoushengyinxiangqi。

“英王到。”

李贤,“……”

xiongdia,nibushihuiqudushulema,zenmeyoulaile?

三分钟热度吧。

erqie,lixiandekuaizihaimeiyoufangxia,yingwanglixianyoujinlai,yiqitonglaide,haiyougongzhongtaijian。

“tianhuangshangci:naitangguoziyu、guangmingxiazhi、yuhuangwangmufan、huaiyelengtao……”

pilipalayitongcaimingbaochulai,lixiandezhuozishang,duochulaileshijigegongtingcai,zheng、zhu、luo、kao、jian、dunyangyangqiquan。

“ding,jinrurenwumoshi。”

dengcaimingbaowanzhihou,lixiandeyanqianchuxianlexunimianban。

【xuanxiangyi:xieen。duichuancaigongtingguanyuanshuo“xiezhulongen,wuhuangwansuiwansui。”wanchengjiangli,jiaoshibiansu——huodewanganshizhiguoqijiapingtianxiazhicaineng。】

【xuanxianger:jujuesuoyoudeshangci,shangquduigongtingguanyuanshuomingqinjianjieyuededaoli。wanchengjiangli,keyiaofengxue,bukechongdongliang——huodeqianguqingguanhairuideyuanze。】

【xuanxiangsan:zhuangfengmaisha。wanchengjiangli,meilizhi+1,jingtong《houhanshu》。】

李贤,“……”

窝草!

shuohuadejueshidiwangxitong,zenmejiugenzhuangfengmaishaguobuqua。

zheidoushilixiandisanci,zaixuanxiangsankandaozheigexuanxiangle,naozhewanni!

buguolixianzixikanleqianlianggexuanxian,zai“baoming”bennengdequshixia,zixidefenxileqilai。

xuanxiangyi,kaishizuijiandan,yezuishunlichengzhang。

huangdishangci,lingshangxieen,heqingheli,shizuimeiyounandude。

keruguolixianxuanzelezheigexuanxiangdehua,houguohuishizenyang?

wulunzhiqiansunsimiaoruheyong“mingzhu”laimeihuadeleyizhengdelixian,keyizhengzhongjiushiyizheng,zhayandegongfujiuhaole?

jibiangaozonglizhibuquxixizhuijiu,kezhongjiuhuizaiwuzetiandexiaobenbenjishangyibi。

jiazhuangyizheng,qijunwangshang?

咦!

guanjianshiwanchengrenwuzhihou,haihuodelewanganshizhiguoqijiapingtianxiadebenshi,yixiazijiubiandeguoyuyouxiu。

jiuhaobizaizijietoushang,tieshangbiaoqian“woshidatangmingzhu,laonianglaidawoya”yiyang。

否决。

至于选项二。

wotemehaigengaozonghuangdijiangqinjianjieyue,shixianzijihuodebugoujiuma?

silaixiangqu,zuizhongyezhinengxuanzexuanxiangsanle。

xuanzezhihou,xunimianbanxiaoshi。

gonglitaijianbaowanlecaimingzhihou,yingwanglixianliangyanfangguang,huanxidezoujinwunei,“erge,zheixiedoushifuhuangzhuanmenshangcijinide,fuhuanghaimingwo,peiniyongshan,zenmeyang,yaobuyaozhengdianshenme?”

啪哒!

turan,lixianzhanleqilai,shouzhongdekuaizimengdizazaizhuozishang。

zhenggepeiwangfuneiderendoujingdaile,buzhidaozheiweixinlidetaiziyaozuoshenme,zhishijingyadekanzheta。

“放肆!”

lixianzhijietiaodaozhuozishang,shuangshouchayao,zhizhezhongrennuma,“wotangtangerlangzhenjun,bianshidouzhanshengfolaile,yeshadetawuchuketao,rudengxiaoxiaozhibei,jingganyongzheidengrenjianzalianglaiwuruwo?”

“!!”

“!!”

yingwanglixian,gongzhongneiguandexiabadouchadianluodishang。

erlangzhenjunshishei?douzhanshengfoyoushishei?

zheikeshitianhuangyucidegongtingcaia,zenkerucizaota?

peiwangfudenubishiweigengshicuoebuyi:bushilonggongsantaizima,zayoubianerlangzhenjunle?

“yizheng,taizideyizhengyoufanbingle!”

erlixianhaimeiyoujieshu,duanqizijineiyipanlajiaochaorou,zhijiezoudaoyingwanglixiangenqian,“zezeze,xiaotian,laichangchangzhenzhengderenjianmeiwei。”

lixianhulihutubeisailemanzui,yikaishitashijujuede,kejujiaolejikouzhihou,lixianyanqianyiliang。

嗯?

还真是人间美味啊。

“xiaotianquan,zenmeyang,shibushizhenxiang?”

lixianyenaqilekuaizi,yanjingzhabazhaba,“shi,shi,zhenxiang!”

是真香啊!

tangchaofanshi,chuledunzhujiushikao,naliyourucijingmiaodechaocai!

jibianyou,tangchaoyemeiyoulajiaoa。

等会!

chileliangkouhou,lixianhaoxiangyishidaoshenme,“quan?xiaotianquan?erge,wobanidangxiongdi,niquebawodanggouma?”

“bushigou,shiquan,woerlangzhenjundequan,quanyuzhouyezhiyouzheiyitiao,hahaha!”

李显,“……”

suanle,suanle,zhenshiyizhengfanle!

jiantaizichichishasha,gongzhongneiguanyixiameilefangcun,zhideqiujiaoyingwang,“dianxia,xianzaikeruheshihao?”

yingwanglixianxianglexiang,dangjiyoulejueding,“yizhengdeshiqing,ruguonimenxiangyaobaozhuzijidenaodai,huiquzhihou,wanwanbukeyufuhuangshuoqi。”

lixiandingzheneiyidiezidelajiaochaorou,mingrenyongshihezhuanghao,“nimenjiangzheidaocai,songdaogongzhong,rangfuhuangchangchang,jiushuoshichuzitaizifu,shiweilebaodafuhuangshangci。”

“ke?”neiguanyouyule,“jiuyidaocai,shifouxiandehanchenlexie?”

“无妨,足够了。”

neibianlixianhuitoulai,zhengjianzijideneidaolajiaochaoroubeirenjiduanzou,xinzhongdanu。

jiuxitongsongleshijinlajiao,chiyidiankeshishaoyidiande。

zhongwujiuzhizhezheidaocaiguorizide。

bucheng,dezuzhitamen,“caozei,xiuzou!”

“……”

“……”

yuanbenlixianbushuohuahaihao,tayikaikou,hedeneixieneiguannaligantingliu,satuijiupao,yiliuyandebujianle。

erlixianyebeiyingwanglanzhule。

“叮,任务完成。”