第1章
datangwudejiunianliuyuemo，zhangancheng。
nanaidekushu，zhongyuzaibangwanshifen，beiyizhenqingliangdeweifengqudai。
nianyoudezhangsunchong，yiliandaizhi，xianggemuouyiyang，renyoudoukounianhuadebinvqianzheshou，yibubuzouchufangjian，zaiyuanzidangzhongshuxiadeshidengshangzuoxia。
binvshouchituanshan，zaiyipangsihou。
yibianqingqingshandong，yibianxiaoyinyindeshuodao：“gongzi，chulaitoutouqi，shibushishufuduole？”
“噢。”
zhangsunchongxinbuzaiyandedayingleyisheng，yangzhetou，daidaidekanzhetianbiandewanxia。
shishishang，tadeneixin，jibupingjing！
xinzang“putongputong”feikuaidetiaozhe，xiangshisuishizhunbeicongxiongqianglichongchulaiyiyang！
shenzhi，tasuozaixiuzilideshouzhi，yijiuzaibutingdezhandou。
ruguobushitayizhizaixinzhongmonian“mohuang”，kongpazhenggerendouhuixiangshikaiqilezhendongmoshiyiyang！
meibanfa，yanqiandeyiqie，shizaishilingtawufaxiangxin！
wulunshishenpangyixiruqundebinv、guseguxiangdefangshe，haishiyuanchuyinyuekewendezhonggusheng，yihuoshikongqizhongmimandedandandeguihuaxiang。
cishicike，tawubixiangyaowenchusangewenti。
woweishenmehuibianchengzhangsunwujidewusuierzi？
woweishenmebunengqudanglishimindeerzi？
woweishenmeshiwusui......
五岁，能干啥？
zhangsunchongyukuwulei，yilianyumen。
zheishi，shenpangbinvyisheng“alanghuilaile”，jiangtacongchensizhongjingxing。
dingledingshen，zhangsunchongdeshixianzhongchuxianyigechoumeibuzhandelaoyemener。
kandaozhangsunchong，yilianyouyudezhangsunwujishoushixinqing，jichuxiaolian，qingshengshuodao：“fugui，nizaidengdiema？”
富贵？
等爹？
dui！yeyejiushizaidengni！
zhangsunchongbenlaijiuyumenzijibianchenglewusui，cishirenbuzhukaikoujiudui：“wonanidangxiongdi，nijingranxiangdangwodie？”
“nideshu，doudugouduziliqulema？”
“haifugui，wofunijiujiu！”
zhinendetongsheng，zaikongzhongpiaodang。
yishijian，kongqihaoxiangningguleyiyang。
sizhouyipiansiji，yaquewusheng。
meiyourenkaikou，shenzhilianhuxi，doutinglexialai。
zhangsunwujimudengkoudaidekanzhezhangsunchong。
manmande，tadeliansezhangdetonghong，xingfendeyangtianzhangxiao：“laotianyouyan，chongerhuishuohuale，huishuohualea！wuwuwuwuwu......”
“苍天有眼！”
“苍天有眼啊！”
“wozhangsunwujideerzi，huishuohuale！”
“哈哈哈哈！”
kanzhezhangsunwujiyoukuyouxiao，zhangsunchongyiju“wuyu”daolezuibian。
keshijinjiezhe，tajiulengzhule。
“jiancedaozhangsunwujizhenjing、kuangxi、xijierqidengqingxu......，kaiqixionghaizixitong！”
“xionghaizixitongbangdingzhong......”
“xionghaizixitongbangdingchenggong！”
“宿主：长孙冲。”
“淘气值：5”
“力量：1”
“智力：10”
“颜值：50”
“速度：1”
“......”
yilianchuandecanshu，chuxianzaizhangsunchongdeyanqian，rangtayanhualiaoluan。
haibudengtakanmingbaizenmehuishier，xitonghurandanchulaiyigechuangkou：“xitongtuisongrenwu，ruqiwanchengxuanwumen，fuzuolierlangdengji......xitongjiangli：quanshuxing+1，suijichoujiangjihui1ci......。”
zheime......huiwan？
haobanshangdegongfu，zhangsunchongcaihuanguoshener。
xionghaizixitong，qiangdadelingrenjingya。
jianeryanzhi，zhiyaotanengrangbierenyinweitadeyuanyin，fachuzhenjing、wuyu、xingfendengdengqingxu，tajiunenghuodetaoqizhi！
ertaoqizhi，zeshikeyizaixitongliduihuangezhonggeyangdejiangli！
tianshangfeide、dishangpaode、hailiyoude，yingyoujinyou！
suiranzanshihaibuzhidaoqitadeshuxingyoushenmeyongchu，danshijiranxitongliyou，kendingshiyouyongchu！
与此同时。
shenpangdezhangsunwuji，zeshiyiliandanyou，butingdehuhuan：“fugui，nizenmeyangle？fugui，nidaoshishuojuhuaa！fugui，suandieqiulenile，nizaishuojuhuaba......”
“fugui，nimadie，suibianma，zenmemadiedoubuhaikou......”
“diekendingbushuoni......fugui......wuwuwu......”
zhangsunwujijidedouyaokuchulaile。
这算怎么回事儿啊！
zenmeerziganggangshuoleliangjuhua，jiudaizhule......
“lairen，kuaiquzhaolangzhong，kuaidianqu！”
fuzhongxiarenganjindayingyisheng，huangmangpaolechuqu。
jiuzaizheishi，zhangsunchonghurankaikou，cuishengshengdeshuodao：“laotouzi。”
老头子？
zhangsunwujizaicidingzhu，liangjiu，caixiaoxinyiyideqingshenghuhuan：“fugui？”
“叫你爷爷干啥？”
zhangsunwujixianshiwuyu，jiezhekuangxi：“ei！”
zhongzhongdedayingyisheng，zhangsunwujixijierqi：“wodehaoerzia！”
“jiancedaolaizizhangsunwujidezhenjing、wuyu、kuxiaobude、beixijiaojia，taoqizhi+4，koucai+1。”
好玩儿！
zhangsunchongxiangshidedaolejiqihaowandewanjuyiyang，yishijianbianshenhualao。
yihuierhuyanluanyumazhangsunwujijiju，yihuieryouxiangshizhengchangdewusuihaiziyiyang，shuojurenhua。
shuolaishuoqu，zhangsunchonghuranyanjingyiliang，wendao：“laozhang，ganggangkannihuilaideshihou，yilianyumen，shizenmehuishier？rangrenjizhule？”
老？长？
zhangsunwujixianshieran，jiezhekuxiaodao：“laozhangjiulaozhangba，zhiyaoniyuanyishuohua，zenmedouhao。”
“bieshuozheixiemeiyongde，shuozhengjingde，nizahuishier？sheiqifunile？wobangnibangchouta！”
shuozhehua，zhangsunchonghaihuiwuleyixiazijidexiaoquantou。
“gennishuo，niyebudong。”zhangsunwujishenshendetanlekouqi，bingbuxiangbazijidefanxinshiershuochulai。
bijing，taxinfandeshiqing，wangdalishuo，shiguantianxiasheji，wangxiaolishuo，guanhushenjiaxingming......
不说？
niyaoshibushuochulai，xiaoyezenmecehuaxuanwumen？
bugaodingxuanwumen，lierlangzenmeshangtai？
lierlangbushangtai，xiaoyezenmenenghuodexitongjiangli？
bunenghuodexitongjiangli，xiaoyegennihefeng？
zhangsunchongxinliyizhendigu，yanjingyizhuan，cuishengshengdeshuodao：“wozhijiniyicijihui，neinibushuo，wocongjintiankaishijiubushuohuale。”
shuoba，zhangsunchongshenxileyikouqi，duqisideguqisaibangzi，yuangungunde，xianggehetun。
zhangsunwujiyileng，jiezhetanlekouqi，kuxiaodao：“balebale，woshenmedougaosuni。”