第2章
zhangsunwujiyeshixinzhongkumen。
bafulidexiarendoudafazou，bianzuozaizhangsunchongdeshenbian，xuxutaotaodeshuoleqilai。
zheiyishuo，jiushiyigeduoshichen。
conglishiminhelijianchengdeguanxi，shuodaoliyuandeyanerwuxin......
qiqibabadeshuoleyidui。
zuihoukuxiaoyisheng，yilianchouchang：“shizhijinri，jintuiweigua......”
说那么多，有啥用？
guigenjiedi，niyajiushixianglishiminzaofan......
xinlibiyileyixialaozhang，zhangsunchongyaoleyaotou，xiaoxixideshuodao：“laozhangnishuocuola！”
xiaoyefahuideshihou，daole！
qingleqingsangzi，zhangsunchonglaoqihengqiudeshuodao：“laozhangciyanchayi！”
“zhengsuowei，dangduanbuduan，bishouqiluan！”
“jinshijinri，yishinisiwowangzhiji！”
“反正我不想死！”
“suoyi，lijianchengbixusi！”
“erqie，bixusidetoutoude！”
“xianxiashouweiqiang，houxiashouzaoyang！”
“genghekuang，lijianchengbushishenmehaowanyier！”
“youchaoyiritayaoshidengji，kongpayaobuleduojiu，datangdejiangshanjiuyaogongshourangren......”
“daoneishihou，huizhiwanyi！”
诶......
kandaozhangsunwujiyilianzhenjingdekanzheta，zhangsunchonghuranfajueyouxiebutuo。
bijing，tayigewusuidehaizi，yixiazishuozheimeduo。
是有点不合适。
“zheige......zheige......”zhangsunchongzhizhiwuwudedunang：“laozhang，nibiezheimekanzhewo。”
“woyebuzhidaowozenmehuishuozheixie，fanzhengnaodailijiushiyou。”
zhangsunwujiyileng，mengdizhanleqilai，jinghudao：“mobushitianshou！”
shuoba，gengshijidongderaozhezhangsunchongzhuanquan，kouzhongniannianyouci：“shile，shile，shile，dingranshitianshou！”
“ruofeiruci，woerzenmehuizaizheigeshijiankaikoushuohua。”
“youzenmehuishuochuruciyoudaolideyifanhua！”
zhangsunwujixingfenbuyi，haoyihuierdegongfu，zheicaizhendingxialai。
zhenglezhengyijin，guizaidishang，yibenzhengjingdeshuodao：“cangtianyouyan，duoxie！”
jingenzhe，youkelejigetou。
yizhidengdaozhangsunchongduitazhifanbaiyan，zheicaiqishen，xiaomimidekanzhezhangsunchong，shuobuchudexiai。
“fugui，nihaohaoxiuxixiuxi，weifuququjiuhui！”
shuowan，xingchongchongdepaolechuqu。
“daomeilaotouer，paodezhenkuaia！”
“nipaozheimekuai，xiaoyezenmeban！”
“laozhang，dengdengwo......”
zhangsunwujizhengzaixingtoushang，neigudeshangshenhoudeyourenhanta，yizhenfengyiyangdejiuchonglechuqu。
zhangsunchongkanzhetadebeiying，yukuwulei。
“goupidelaozhang，niqiangxiaoyegonglao，xiaoyezuzhounichumenbeichezhuang......”
“bujiangwudea......”
zhangsunchongyibianzuzhou，yibianyumen。
maleyizhener，zhijuedeyigukunyixilai。
yanpiziyizhendajia，jiuzheimeqigugudeshuizhele。
yebuzhidaoguoquduozhangshijian，huranganjueyourenzaituita，haiyourenzaiyipangqingshenghuhuan：“fugui，fugui，fugui......”
shuimengzhizhong，zhangsunchonglanyangyangdegunongyisheng：“yeyezaici......”
huayinweiluo，jiutingdaoyishengjinghu：“zhendeshuohuale！”
“是真的啊！”
“jingde，nitingdaomeiyou！”
“zheihaizi，shuohualea！”
lishiminjidongdedahandajiao，yipangdeweichijingde，yeshixingfendewojinquantou，dihedao：“dianxia，shinaidajizhizhaoa！”
“fansile，fansile，fansile！hairangrenshuijueburangrenshuijuele......guikulanghaode，zuosia！”
zhangsunchongmamalieliedezhengkaiyanjing。
jiezhehuranyanjingyiliang，duizhelishimin，gongshenxingli：“wuhuangwansui！”
啊？
啥？
yishijian，fangjianlidejigeren，quandoulengzhule。
zhangsunchongdizhetou，yanzhongquanshixise！
zhuandale，zhuandale，zheiyixiajiushoudao15detaoqizhi！
aosikaguoranqianxiaoyeyizuoxiaojinrena！
liangjiu，lishimincaiyanleyankoushui，youxiebuganxiangxindeshuodao：“ni......nimen......ganggangtingdaotashuodemeiyou？”
zhangsunwujishenxileyikouqi，chenshengshuodao：“dianxiadangshendengdabao！”
weichijingdejinsuiqihou，wengshengwengqideshuodao：“dui！”
“好，好，好！”
lishiminyilianshuolesanshenghaozi，mianxiangzhangsunwuji，chenshengshuodao：“fuji，nibuyigua，kankanjixiongruhe！”
别啊！
nizheiranglaotouzisuangua，xiaoyebujiuyoumeigonglaole？
nitaiyede，wangxiaoyehaihanniyisheng“wuhuangwansui”，nijiuzheimeduiwo？
拿我当工具人？
zhangsunchongyanjingzhuanlezhuan，lingjiyidong，cuishengshengdeshuodao：“laozhang，wobangnirengguiqiaoba？”
zhangsunwujiganggangcongshenshangmochuguibei，haimeilaijidebusuan。
yitingzheihua，dangjishuodao：“dianxia，fuguinaishijizhaozhiren，youtalaireng，daoshiganghao！”
“dui！dui，dui！”lishiminlianliandiantou。
zhangsunwujidangjibabaguiqiaojiaodaozhangsunchongdeshoushang，xiaomimideshuodao：“fugui，dengyihuierweifubatongqianfangjinqu，nijiuqingqingyaohuang，dengdaoweifujiaoniting，nijiuting，mingbaima？”
明白，我太明白了。
nilaoxiaoziyouxiangqiangxiaoyedegonglao！
zhangsunchongshuangshoupengzheguiqiao，xiaomimideshuodao：“ruguoshixiongzhao，zheishierjiusuanleme？”
shuozhewuxin，tingzheyouyi。
sangeren，xinlidoushi“gedeng”yisheng。
jiuzaizheishi，zhangsunchongbashouzhongdeguiqiao，gaogaojuqi，zhongzhongdeshuaizaidishang，dashengshuodao：“zhiqianzaijiawojiugenlaozhangshuoguo，tameinimenshuome？”
“nisiwowangdezhiji，haiyoukongsuanming？”
“youkongsuanming，nidouburuxiangxiangxuanwumenzenmechongjinqu！”
什么！
lishiminliansezhoubian，shaqimimanerchu，lenglengdewendao：“nizenmezhidaoxuanwumen！”
小爷有度娘！
小爷上过幼儿园！
你个憨批！
xinlimalejiju，zhangsunchongnaolenaotou，zuijiaoduichuxiaolian，hanhandeshuodao：“tianshou！”
shuowan，zijidouxianxierenbuzhuxiaolechulai。
keyiyujian，weilaihenzhangyiduanshijianli，“tianshou”zheilianggezi，jiushitazuihaodejiekou。
zhangsunwujiyeganjinkaikoujieshi，kendingdeshuo，zheijiushitianshou。
burandehua，zijideerzizenmehuiyikaikoushuohua，jiushuodeneimejingshihaisu！
lishiminchenyinlepianke，xinzhongshiran。
shia，buguanzenmeyang，zijidedajiuzizongbuhuibeipanziji。
bijing，ruoshimeiyoudajiuzi，yemeiyoutalishimindejintian。
“fuji，jingde，nierrenquyitang，jiangxuanling、ruhuierrenzhaolai，zanmenhaohaoshangliangshangliang，kankancishiruhe！”
yanyuzhizhong，shajibilu！