第5章
众人目瞪口呆。
zheigezhangsunchong，zenmehuranwanerzheimeyichu？
jiulianlishimin，douyouxiemomingqimiao。
buguo，haishishuncongdeyibabaoqizhangsunchong。
buzaixuyaoyangshizhongren，zhangsunchongmanyidedianlediantou，xiaoxixideshuodao：“zheijiujiao，huikudehaiziyounaichi！”
会哭的孩子有奶吃？
zhongrenwaizhetou，bumingsuoyi。
huran，fangxuanlingyipainaomen：“womingbaile。”
“闭嘴！”
zhangsunchonghaobuyouyudemaleyiju：“nichoubuyaolian，yaoqiangxiaoyedegonglao！”
“小爷跟你拼了！”
“niguolai，wonongsiniya！”
“nigemeixiumeisaodezaolaotouzi......”
“kukukuku......”youyici，zhongrenzaiweichijingdedelvlingxia，xiaoleqilai。
fangxuanlingliansezhangdetonghong。
youxinkaikouhuimajiju，keshiwulunshishenfenyehao，beifenyeba，tadouyouxiebuhaoyisi。
youqishishenbiantongliaodexiaosheng，gengshirangtayumen。
wanxing，lishiminkanbuxiaqu，titajiewei：“buyaohushuo......kukuku......fanggongzhirenshanyong、choumouweiwo，shinaibushizhicai！”
fangxuanlingyilianyouyuan，xinzhongziyu：dianxia，niyaoshibuxiao，chenkenenghaixiangxinni。
......
magoulefangxuanling，zhangsunchongjiuzailishimindehuaili，xiaomimideshuodao：“nimenzheixiehunqiu，taibudongshierle。”
“竟然要造反！”
“那能行吗？”
“gufu，niyaomingbai，nixianzai，bushiyaozaofana！”
“你是要清君侧。”
“shenmejiaoqingjunce，jiushishengshangshenbianyou**a！”
“neime，**shisheini？”
“jiushineigegoupidelijianchenga！”
“suoyi，yaogandiaoderenshilijiancheng！”
“danshi，zenmegandiaolijianchengni？”
huayingangluo，zhiqianyizhilizhuyaogandiaolijianchengdeweichijingdexingchongchongdedahou：“dianxia，chenyuanlvbabaiqinjun，gongrudonggong，gandiaolijianchengzheige**！”
“闭嘴！”
zheiyici，buxuyaozhangsunchongkaikou，lishiminjiujibukenaidehuitoudiheleyisheng。
tazhengtingzaixingtoushang，beiweichijingdezheimedaduan，matadoushiqingde！
zhuanguotou，lishiminyoushixiaomimideshuodao：“nijiezheshuo。”
zhangsunchongziyaliezuideduiweichijingdexiaolexiao，jiezheyouzhuantoupielefangxuanlingyiyan，jianlianggerendoubushuohua，zheicaishuodao：“lijianchengyaozaofan，zanmenjiujia！”
造反？救驾？
meitingshuolijianchengyaozaofana？
taiziyoushenmebiyaozaofan？
jiusuanzaofan......yeshizan......
zhongrendenaomenshang，dingzhedadadewenhao，bujiedekanzhezhangsunchong。
zhangsunchongzhalezhayan，yilianwugu：“wojiushigewusuidehaizi，nimenzongbunengshenmeshiqingdouzhizhewoxiangba？”
shuozhe，shenshouyizhifangxuanling，duzhezuishuodao：“nuo，fangmoududuanbuzaineini，laofangganggangbuyeshuoletamingbaile？rangtashuo，woshuihuier。”
huayingangluo，jiubishangleyanjing，tiezhelishimindexiongkou。
这......
haimeidengzhongrenfanyingguolai，zhangsunchongyijinghanhubuqingdekaishigunong：“zheiniangmenfanhetaixiao，gujihaizideesi......”
“hahahahahahahaha......”
kanzhezhangsunchongxiaoshoufangdeweizhi，zaijiashangtashuochulaihua，zhongrengenbenbuxuyaobiexiao，yixiaziquandouxiaolechulai。
buguojinjiezhe，kanzhelishiminsharenyiyangdeyanshen，quandoubishanglezui，dizhetou，buganxiaole。
zhuangshuizhongdezhangsunchongzuijiaoweiweiqiaoqi，xinzhongziyu：“laolia，zheisuanshiwojinichuzhuyideyidianlixi......”
......
“xuanling，nishuoshuo，zheigeshier，daodigaizenmeban？”
“是。”
fangxuanlingdingledingshen，shenxileyikouqi，zhengzhongqishidekaikou：“lijianchengbuzaofan，keyibitazaofan。”
“zaiburan，jiuwuxiantazaofan。”
“shizaibuxing，zanmentitazaofan，yekeyi。”
“taishijufuyi，shizanmenderen。”
“zhiyaorangtashangshu，shuoshixingxiangyoubian，taiziyaofan，daoshihouzanmenshunshierwei，dashikecheng。”
huayinweiluo，yizhimeizenmeshuohuadeduruhuihurankaikou：“buran。”
“lijianchengyijingshucishangshu，yanchengdianxiayoufanyi。keshimeiyici，shengshangdoumeiyouduoshuoshenme，shenzhidoumeiyoujidianxiajieshidejihui。”
“wokan，burubangtayiba，zaijiabahuo。”
“jiurangfuyishangshu，dianxiayouyizaofan！”
“zheiyangyilai，shengshangjiyoukenengxundianxia。”
“daoshi，dianxiazhiyaoyanchenglijiancheng、liyuanjierrenhuoluangongting！”
“shengshangshibizhennu！dingranhuiqinzishenli！”
“neishihou......”
“duiduidui。”fangxuanlingdiantoufuhe，jiezheshuodao：“jinfuyiyiren，kongpahuohaibugouwang！buruozaijiashangzhangjieyu......”
“xinianyinweineishushiqingliangtian，zhangjieyuduidianxiakeshijihendehen！”
“erqie，tahelijiancheng、liyuanjierrenzoudehenjin，zheixiaoxi，ziranerranjiuhuiluoruneierrendekouzhong。”
“daoshihou......”
fangmoududuan，mingbuxuchuan！
......
yiyewuhua，ciritianming！
jingguoyiyedemouhua，suoyoudejihua，douyijingdinglexialai。
meigeren，doulingzherenwu，xiaqumangliu。
ruodadetiancefu，cikepeizailishiminshenbiande，jingshizhiyouzhangsunchongzheigehaizi。
“nishuo，zheiyicideshiqing，nengchengma？”
zhangsunchongzhengdunzaidishang，yongyigenxiaocaodoumayiwaner，tingdaolishimindehua，dunshimeihaoqidemadao：“nigelaoyemener，nengbunengyoudianchuxi！”
“qianpalang，houpahu，nidangnamenzihuangdi？”
lishiminyakouwuyan，kuxiaodeyaoleyaotou：“xiongdixiangcan，feiwosuoyuana！”
“xinglexingle，bieshuozheixiemeiyongde。”zhangsunchongmeihaoqidegunong：“zheigeshidao，chengwangbaikou，jiuzheimejiandan。”
“lichengqianyehao，liyuanjiyeba，wogentaliangbushu，yebuzhidaotaliangzuohuangdizenmeyang。”
“danshiwoxiang，datangdetianxia，jiaojini，zongshihaoguojiaojineiliangwanyier。”
lishiminyizheneran，yaranshixiao，suikouwendao：“weishenme？”
为什么？
shishushangzheimexiedebei，xitongyeshizheimeyaoqiude......
不然你以为呢？
xinlidigulejiju，zhangsunchongxiaoxixideshuodao：“yinwei，woxiangxingugudeyanguang。”
“hahahaha。”lishiminrenbuzhuxiaoleqilai，wojinquantou，xinzhongbuzaiyouyisiyouyu：“meicuo，shuodedui！”
xiaoshengweiluo，youxiarenjinlaibingbao：“dianxia，shengshangjizhao！”
yucitongshi，donggongzhizhong，yeyourensongquleyifengmixin......