第一章 判官也想去的地方

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zailichengchaotantedeqidaizhong,panguandarendingzheshengsibuzhongyuhaishishuohuale,zhishishetouyouxieda,erqieyikaikoumandadiandounengwendaoyigunongyudejiuqi:“nishilichengchao?”

“xiaokezhengshi,bushipanguandarenjiangxiaokeyinlaiyouheyaoshi?”yigeduoxiaoshidedengdairanglichengchaoyeshijinzhangdeyaoming,danxinliduoshaohaishiyouxiexiaoqidai,birugouhungoucuoleshade。

kecuipanguandehuidaqueranglichengchaoyouxinlingbei***jiantadeganjue:“e,meishenme,jiushijiaonilailiaoliao。”

liaoliao?barenjiaodaodaoyincaodifuliaoliao?nipahebusilaozishiba?lichengchaoxinlitucao,danhuazhongquebuganyouyisibujing:“nei,panguandarenxiangliaoshenme?xiaokeshifouhainenghuiqu?”。

“huiquhaishikeyide。”cuipanguanzhuomoleyixia,naqiyidaolingjian,zuiyanmenglongdezaishangmianlongfeifengwudexieshang‘lichengqian’sangedazi,suishoujiaojibianshangdeyigexiaogui,ranhouduilichengchaoshuodao:“nigentazouba,rangtasongnihaiyang。”

“ruci,duoxiepanguandaren,duoxiepanguandaren。”nenghuozhesheitemexiangsi,lichengchaoledepidianpidiandeduipanguanxinglianlianxingli,suihougenzaixiaoguihoumianjiuyaolikai。

“duile,xiaoyouyouheyuanwangmeiyou?”jiuzailichengchaoyaolikaidadiandeshihou,cuipanguanyouwenleyiju。

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cuipanguanzhenzhuoleyixia,huanhuanshuodao:“niqieshuoshuokan,ruguobenguannengbandao,keyibangniyixia。”

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良田千倾靠山河,

父做高官子登科。

妻妾成群子孙多,

长生不老总活着。

“daitaquhaiyang!”chenmoliangjiuzhihou,panguandarenhenwunaidebaibaishoushuodao。

lichengchaobeidailechuqu,dadianzhongpanguanrouzhejiuhoufazhangdenaodaidiyu:“renbuda,xinkebuxiao。zhenyaoyouzheihaodifang,laozihaitemexiangquni。”

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xiangjifumushuangqin,erlaohanxinrukulachezijihemeimeiliangzhangdachengrendeyimumu,rudianyingpianduanbanzailichengchaodeyanqianlveguo,rangtarenbuzhuyouxieanranshenshang,jiulianchuanyuechengtaizidexiyuedoubeiwangdaonaohou。

“taizidianxia,ninzenmele?weishenmekule?”zhengzailichengchaoganhuaizaiyejianbudaofumushuangqinzhishi,yigeqinglengdenvshengzaitashenbianxiangqi。

“ng?!”beinvshengjingxingdelichengchaobeiheleyitiao,niutoukanqu,queshiyigedagai13、4suidexiaoyatou,zhengyilianguanqiedekanzheziji。

“meishenme,sijixianren,youxieganhuaieryi!”lichengchaoqingqingmoleyixiayanjiao,xinzhonghezijideqianyishizuoledaobie,zhixiwangmeimeinengzaierlaochuangqianduoduojinxiao。

“ng。nubibudongtaizidehua,danhaiqingtaizidianxiabaozhongshenti,moyaotaiguoshanggan。”lichengchaobuxiangshuo,xiaoyatoudangranyebuganzaiwen,zhishixiaoxindequanwei。

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