第二章 必须解决坐的问题

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zhenxiangbudao,lishishangshengminghehedetaijigongjingranshizheigeyangzi。lichengqianyaoleyao,youxieshiwang,dayoubuguorucizhigan,xiangxianghoushinapariziguodezaibuhao,yebuzhiyuyuanziliquanshicaoba?zheirizipashiyoudeaole。

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zhiyushuodonggongweishenmehuirucipobai,neikeshixiaohaimeiniang,shuolaihuazhangle,dairihouyoujihuizaiyuduzhefenshuo。

“taizidianxia,yele,huiwuba,moyaoshoulefenghan。”jiuzailichengqianxinzhonggantanzhiji,ganggangdexiaogongnvzaiyicidaoletadeshenbian,qingshengduitashuodao。

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“nijiaoshenmemingzi?”lichengqianxinliyumen,danzheibingbudanwutadiaoxigongnver。

“nubichunxiao。”beilichengqiandemuguangdingdeyouxiebuhaoyisi,xiaoyatoudixiatou,qingshenghuidadao。

“e?chunxiao,chunxiao!”

春眠不觉晓,

处处闻啼鸟。

夜来风雨声,

花落知多少。

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“taizidianxiadacai!”xiaoyatoujiuzaishengong,ruhechuipengzheixiegongziwangsunzishixinshounianlai,suirantayebuzhidaozheishoushidaodihaozainali。

“hahaha……”beixiaoyatouyipeng,lichengqianlikemeikaiyanxiao,taxianzaiyuelaiyuexihuandatangle。

“zheishoushidemingzijiushi《chunxiao》,nixihuanjiusongjiniba!”lichengqianjiangshuangzhizhinendexiaoshoubeidaoshenhou,huishenzoujinqingong,wanquanmeiyoukandaoxiaoyatouyijingxiuhongdemianjia。

daidelichengqianzaiqingongdeaitashangpanzuolehaojiuzhihou,chunxiaocainiuniezhezoulehuilai,daikandaotadezuozizhihou,mianseyibianshuodao:“taizidianxia,haishikuaikuaizuohao,rucizuozibeikongshikandaopashiyouyaozefadianxiale。”

“a?!zheiyeyaofa?”lichengqianbushimeishiguoguizuo,zhishibudaoyifenzhongjiushoubulele,suoyicaigaichengpanzuo,beichunxiaozheiyiti,shashiliansejiushiyibai。

chunxiaokouzhongkongshidegubanmiankongfuxianzailichengqianyanqian,dashouban、fachao、gaojiazhanglaosanyangzaitadejiyizhongyiyizhanxian。

“neikonglao,konglaoshihainengdaowodeqingonglaibucheng?”lichengqianyouxieduosuodewendao,tabenshenbupa,danshijichenglelichengqianjiyidetaduoshaohuibeiyingxiangyixie。

“weihebuneng?tianjiawuxiaoshi,tianjiawusishi。”chunxiaoyijuhuajisuilelichengqiandesuoyouhuanxiang。

zheihaiyoushenmeshuode,ruguobuxiangguizuo,neijiuzhanzheba,lichengqianbuxiangbeifachao,yebuxiangbeidashouban,gengbuxiangbeigaozhangjia。

lvlamoyiyangdezaiwuzilizhuanzhequanzi,kandexiaogongnvchunxiaotouyunmuxuandeshihou,lichengqianmengdeyipaidatui,hedao:“lairen,jiwozhaogemujianglai。”

“re!”menwaideshiweidayingyisheng,kuaibuerqu。

“dianxia,ninzheishiyaozuoshenme?”chunxiaoyouxiemihuodekanzhelichengqian,buzhidaozheiweidianxiayaofashenmefeng,zheitiandouheile,haichuanmujianglaizuoshenme。

“zuoshenme?dangranshizuoyizi,zanzongbunengyizhiguizheba,zongshiguizuohuiyingxiangwodexueyexunhuan,huirangwomeibanfazhangdegenggao,erqiezuozibuhaoneigedifanghuidebing”lichengqianshuowanhaichaozijide**zhilezhi,yindechunxiaoyoushiyizhenlianhong。

xiaoyatoumingmouhaochi,shuzhebaobaotou,lianhongqilaishashikeai,suoyixianzaidelichengqianzongshixihuandouta。

“suoyishuo,zuodewentibixujiejue,zheiguanxidaowonengbunengzhangdegenggao,shigehenyanzhongdewenti,erqierenleijinhuadediyibujiuzaiyukeyizhilixingzou,jiranzhanqilaile,neijiubunengzaituihuiqugaichengguizhe……”lichengqiandiediebuxiuzhong,chunxiaoxiaoyatoudemuguangyuefademangran,zhidaoshiweijiangmujiangdailaizhihou,caideyijietuo。

“jianguotaizidianxia。”qichuanyuyudegongjiangwanyaoduilichengqianxingliwenhao。

“mianle,mianle!”tangshibuxingguilizheiyidianlichengqianhaishizhidaode,yezhengshitaxiangyaotucaode。

houshisongdaidechengzhulixuezheitaodongxidaodishihaoshihuai,zuoweiyigecaogentashuobuqingchu,danguofenqiangdiaofengjianlunligangchang,shufurenmensixiangzheiyidianwulunruheyebunengfouren。

suoyizitangyihou,huaxiajiumanmandeshiqulejinquzhixin,zaiyebufuwangriderongguang。waiguorenzaiyebuhuiyongqiangdazheiyangdecihuilaixingrongwomen,zhongguozaitamendeyanzhongbiandekeyisiyiqiling;keyiyuquyuqiu……。

buguomujiangquebuzhidaozaizheimeduandeshijiannei,lichengqianyijingzhuanleruciduodeniantou,zhishizhiqiyao,xunwendao:“buzhitaizidianxiaxuyaoxiaorenzuoxieshenme?”

“yizizhidaome?”8suidelichengqiannulidetingzhizijideshenti,rangzijikanshangqugengjiagaodayixie。

“yizi?”mujiangditouchenyinyixia,taiqitouyihuodeshuodao:“buzhidianxiasuoshuode‘yizi’shihewu?”

lichengqianyuanbenchongmanqidaidebiaoqingshunjianbengta,nulidezaixinzhongzuzhiyuyan,xiangyaobiaodadegengjiaqingchu,danzuizhongtahaishiyibacheqimujiangdeyixiu,jiangtatuojinwuli,zhizheaitashangdexiaozhuozidao:“jiushizheidongxi,batadetuijiazhang,yaojiadao……zheimegao。”

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