zhangsunwujidengdaleyanjingbuganzhixindekanzhezheibanjieshenzigaodexiaowangbadan。
啥玩意儿？
temenirangwojiabuquzhanglegongzhu。
nineisanshiqidudezuishizenmeshuochuyibaidudehuade？
temebupabazuilitangqishuipao？
wotemezheibushiqinshangjiaqinma？
haiyou，nidaodishibushiwomeimeishengde，haishibushiwodewaisheng？
zhangsunwujikaishihuaiyirensheng，danlierchedibengbuzhule。
“hunao，nigexiaowangbadantaifangsile。”
“hunyinzhishi，qishinigexiaowangbadannengchanhede，ganjinjigun**。”
“hei…laodeng，wogenzanlaojiushuohua，nichashazui，xiaoxinwojinilaiyitaojianweixiaoshiyundong，bieshuoxiaoyebujinimianzia。”
噗…倒反天罡
尿性，嚣爷尿性。
xiaoyeninshizhendehua，neishangmianneiweikebushishanchaa，neikeshiyirendaxiadabangedatang，houyoushixiong、shadi、qiufu，yougandezhoubianxiaoguobuganzaocidetiankehanna。
buguozhongrenkanlekanshangfangguazhedezhangluan，zaikankanweilaidelingyangegongchendouyoubushaobeiguaguo。
哦…那没事儿了。
“hunzhang…hunzhang…nawodetianzijianlai，zhenjintianfeikanlezheixiaowangbadan。”
lishimingbaonu，jidongdezhaozhetashuodetianzijian。
无舌死死抱住李二。
xiafangqunchenkaishiquanjiandao。
“bixiaxinu，bukea。”
“hei…laodeng，bieyiweijinergeshinidangjia，nijiubujiangwudeleshiba。”
“nawuqishiba，xingxingxing，nijixiaoyedengzhe！dengzhe！”
“jinerzanyeliangduitao，jifengaoxia，yejueshengsi，jinerzanliangbixusiyige。”
“dengzhe！xiaoyewohuiqunawodefangtianhuaji。”
**…**…**…neidabaobeierkenabudea。
群臣脑门突突直跳。
kanzhewangwaizoudelixiao，yiduiwujiangchongchuqu。
qinqiong、chengyaojin、weichigong，niujindadengyiduidatangzuimengmengjiangquanguazailixiaoshenshang。
temelengshimeiyong，jiweigengshikukoupoxinquandao。
“xiaozuzongna，biebiebie…keshibudea，tingniweichishushuyijuquan。”
“aiyowodedianxiana，jiqinshushugemianzibiegennifuhuangjijiao。”
“dazhizi，shajinayongniudao，tingniniushude，biena。”
lixiaosihaobudaligeerjige，qihuhudetuozhejirenwangwaizou。
erlishimingtingdaolixiaoqunatadefangtianhuaji，shunjianyanshenqingxing。
突然惊吼道。
“kuaikuaikuai，jilanzhu，jizhenlanzhu。”
temerangninaqifangtianhuajihailede？
zheixiaobawangpingshilianxijifadeshihouzuilijiuainiantaoshenme：renzhonglvbu，mazhongchitu，fangtianhuaji，zhuantongyifu。
haiyoushenme：dazhangfudangliyutiandizhijian，qinengyuyujiujurenxia。
duoheren，shuobudingdengzheixiaowangbadannalaifangtianhuaji，zuihouzheijuzhuantongyifudegaichengwufu。
laoziwodingduodachengleqiufuchengjiu，zheixiaowangbadanjintianshixiangdachengshifuchengjiuna！
liergandaodingbusisiweiliang。
erqiegujicongmingtiankaishi，yaojinxingtaijidianzhongjiangongcheng。
dunshidianwaichongchulaiyiduijinjun，jinjunyikanjianshihunwang，quanshendabaizi。
“zadi，gejigeyaolanwo？”
“neixiaoyewotiantiancaoliannimen。”
zheihuayichu，neidoubushidabaizile，heguile。
“wuwuwu…dianxiaa，ninxingxinghaoba，zanxiongdiburongyia。”
“zanshangyoubashilaomu，xiayousansuixiaoer，kejingbuqininlaorenjiazaoa。”
这时程咬金插嘴道。
“duiduidui，nikanxiongdimenduokelianna，zheiyang，nitinghua，zhiyaobunadabaobeier，nichengbobojinwanjinizhengtouniuchi？”
yitingdaoyouniuchi，lixiaoliangyanfangguang。
“guozhen？chenglaodi，niyaopianwodehua…heihei…”
shuowantazhilezhihengliangshangdezhangluan。
zheihuahedechengyaojinyijiling。
“wobaozheng，nichengboboshashihoupianguoni。”
“xingba，jiwochenglaodiyigemianzi。”
shunjianzhuanshentuozhejirenhuidaodianqian，zhongrenyequandousonglekouqi。
tainimaherenle，meinafangtianhuajidexiaobawangdingduorengrenwan。
nalefangtianhuajidetagentemerenxingshengkouyiyang。
shangcizhangliangjiakaidedufanglimianderen，buxiaoxindiaoxidaoletawangfuneiyigexinzhaodebinv。
zheixiaowangbadanlengshichaoqifangtianhuaji，daizhetazuoxiadiyigouhanjianerxizi，jirendufangquanchaile，zeinimakuai，50xishijianquannimachaiganjingle。
zhangliangyikanshizheihuo，lengshibuganzhaomafan，haidejirenpeilidaoqian，shengpazheihuobazijijiadoujichaile。
“laodeng，zheicijiwochenglaodiyigemianzi。”
chengyaojinyanpiyitiao，zheibizaizi，renbuda，duizhongnianjiyixiajiaolaodi，nianjidadejiaolaodeng，guanjianzanyebuganhaizui。
“heng…xiaowangbadannihenhao…”
“neibixuhao，bufu？zanyeliangjinwanyuezhan。zhenghaoyueyuanzhiye，taijizhidian，kanxiaoyewoyijixilai，tianwaifeixian，sheisongsheierzi。”
简直是倒反天罡啊
puci...suiranzheixiaowanyierzhaorenyan，danqueshiyehaowaner，jiutaneihunbulindeyangzi，xiaocieryitaoyitaode，chulezhangsunhuanghou，sheidougandui。
“你你你…”
“哼…”
lixiaoduiwanlier，zhuantouyouliezhezuikanxiangzhangsunwuji。
“heihei！laojiu，zayang？nengjiwaishengzheigemianzibu？”
zhangsunwujibeidingdezhifamao，lenghandouliuchulaile。
“hei？…laojiu，zadi？bujiwomianzi？”
shuozhezheixiaowangbadankanlekanshangmiandezhangluan，kaishijiatizi。
zhangsunwujiyikan，**…
zheihubiwanyier，nitemeshizhenyaoguanilaojiua，ganmangkaikouzuzhidao。
“dawaishenga，nixiandengdeng。”
lixiaochayidewangzhezhangsunwuji。
“dawaishengna，jiusuanshiyaoquxiaocihun，nizongdejilaojiuyigeliyoua，shibushi。”
“hai，nizaoshuoa，woyiweilaojiunibujiwomianzini？”
woteme，wozhenfulenizheihubiwanyier。
wosisuoyixideshijiandoumeidao，nigexiaowangbadanjiupaoqujiatizi，nengguaiwoma？
“zheimegeshier，laojiu。zhuyaojiushiwojietabuxihuanlaobiao，nizhidaode，neiqiangniudeguatabutian，duibudui。”
“nishuodaoshihouwojiejiaguoqushiqinshangjiaqinni？haishiqujiechouna，duibalaojiu？”
benlaijiushililizhizhidaozijiyaojiajizhangsunchong，zuijinfanyechibuxia，shuiyeshuibuhao。
zhenghaoyoubeilixiaozhuangjianle，huo，lixiaozheiyikan。zaiyiwen，zhijiepaizhexiongfujililizhishuo，zheishiertalaijiejue，neiyifuxiaodarenerdemoyangshashidouxiaolelilizhi。
yushijintianzhenghaochaohui，paolaijiejuecishi。
tingdaozheihuazhangsunwujishashiliansejiubianle，zadi？zheizhanglegongzhukanbushangwoerbei？
erqiedangzhongrangwotuihun，zheishiranglaofuxiabulaitaia。
李世民突然开口。
“xiaowangbadan，zheishierlunbudaonizuozhu，ganjinjiwogundan。”
“hei，laodeng！jinerxiaoyehuajiufangzheierle，zheishierxiaoyeguandingle。”
“zayanglaojiu，jijutongkuaihua，daodixingbuxing。”
kanzhezhangsunwujiyilianchenmo，lixiaoyemeilenaixin。
吐…吐…
cuolecuoshou，zhijianzhangsunwujishuangjiaolidi。
“走你。”
“kanlailaojiudanaoquedianxinxiankongqi，bianchidunle，dawaishengbixujinijiejuelezheigewenti。”
“xiaowangbadan，ganjinfangwoxialai，ninini…gexiaowangbadan…”
“hunzhang，hunzhang…kuaibanijiujiufangxialai。”
dunshichaotangluanchengyiguozhou，quandoushangquzulan。
zhengdanglixiaopashangtizideshihou。
“皇后娘娘驾到。”
aiyowei，tianlaoyea，kesuanlaile，zongsuanyourennengzhizhuzheixiaomowangle。
cishizhongchennaguanshenmenvzibunengganzhengna。
xianzaidezhangsunhuanghoujiuruzhuyuanzhangdemahuanghouyiyang。
zhijiandianwaiyiyongronghuaguidenvzijibuzoujindadianhechidao。
“hunao，nigexiaohuaidanganjinbanijiujiufangxialai。”
lixiaoyitingzheishuxideshengyin，shunjiandoulegejiling，kanzhezoujindenvzi，lianshangjingranhuanshangyifuchanmeidebiaoqing。
“哎呦喂…”