“dakaixiong，jiranhenxiangjianjianneishenyi，weihezhiqianzaiyangfu，buzaitiyinjianzhishi？”zhangxiushangengshiyihuole。
“xiushanxiongya，niyani，jiushitaidunhoushicheng。”wangdakaipailepaizhangxiushandejianbang，“womentongkexiucai，tongjinliupin，tongshibairutaizimenxia，youyishenhou，suoyiwoyebumanni……”
suiranshizaimacheli，danwangdakaihaishicoudaolezhangxiushandeerbian，dishengshuodao：“taizidetui……”
“zi。”zhangxiushandaoxileyikoulengqi，jinguantafanyingman，danbubenya，shunjianjiumingbailewangdakaideyisi。
lishiminlilichengqianweitaizi，bingbushibaiguanyonghu，yinweilichengqianyoutuiji，bushaodachenrenweizheiyousuntianyan，bushihezuochujun。
erdatangsuoyoudemingyidouzhenduanguole，zheishixiantianxingde，wufazhiyu。suoyituijijiuchenglelichengqiandesixue，yixiangrenxiaolixindetachangchanghuiyintuijierdafapiqi，xiangbianleyigerenside。
ruguosheinengyihaolichengqiandetui……
“xiushanxiong，dongleba？”wangdakaizhabazheyanjing。
zhangxiushandiantou，shuodao：“yangfubashenyiyinjianjiwomen，shenyibataizidetuizhihaole，tamendegonglaozuida；erruguoshiwomenzhaodaoshenyi，jujianjitaizi，gonglaojiushiwomende！”
“duiluo！”wangdakaixiaorongmanmian，yongtajiaxiangdefangyanhuiyingdao。
“neigeshihoutaizichujunzhiweijiuwenrutaishan，womenjiushizuidadegongchen！”zhangxiushanyilianchongjing，suihoushenseweiweiyian，qingtanyikouqihou，buzaitiyangfuzhishi。
yangfukufangli，yangyuanqingxianggesha.ziyiyangzhanlizaizhongjian。
tayijingjinrulewanjiezhimen，cikequeyilianmengbi。
yinweitabuzhidaotamianduideshishei。
zhanzaitamianqiande，shiyigechoulouxionge，quanshenxueroumohudeyaoguai。tayijiandaoyangyuanqing，jiuxionghendipuleguolai。
dangran，wanjiezhimendeguizegaogaozaishang，zheinvyaoguaipudaoyangyuanqingshenqianwumikaiwai，jiuzaiyewufacunjin。
“母的……女的？”
zheiyaoguaishencaiena，puxiangtadeshenzijixiangnvxing，suoyiyangyuanqingyoudianhaoqi。
yaoguaidihouyisheng，jingrankouturenyan：“nishishei？zheishinali？”
果然是母的！
yangyuanqingtingdaoshengyin，jiuquerenleduifangxingbie，huidadao：“woshisheibuzhongyao，zheilishiwanjiezhimen，keyihewanjiezhongshengdajiaodaodedifang。”
“wanjiezhimen？”yaoguaihuanglehuangnaodai，xianglexiang，ranhoumen.hengyisheng，zhuanshenbianzou。
“wei，dengdengya，wanjiezhimenzuidadeyongchushikeyijiaoyiduifangsuoxue！”yangyuanqingsuiranbuzhidaoyaoguaishizenmejinlaide，keshizijiqueshihualeyiqianguan，bunengjiuzheiyangfangduifangliquya，qimayaoguachengpi……e，jiaoyidiandongximibusunshiya。
yaoguaishenxingdunzhu，zhuanshen，wendao：“shenmedoukeyijiaoyi？”
“duiya。”yangyuanqingdiantou。
yaoguaixianglexiang，shuodao：“woyaoqian！”
呃……
yangyuanqingsaolesaonaodai，yilianweinan：renjiandeqianheniyaojiedeqiannengyiyangma？bunengba？
haiyou，nimeiqianshizenmejinwanjiezhimende？nandaomeigejiemian，caifuzhidehuansuanjichubuyiyang？
“qiandoumeiyou？”yaoguaigengshichayi，yishuangxuehongdeyanjingquanshibishi，“huangjin？baiyin？yiqianguantongqianyoumeiyou？”
呃？
yangyuanqingshitanzhewendao：“nilaizirenjian？nageshijie？”
yaoguaiyaotou：“buzhidao。”
“buzhidaosuanzenmeyihuishi！”yangyuanqingzhuazhetoufa，“woyouqian，yiqianguanqiantongqianxiaoyisi，danshiwozenmezhidaonilaizinali，youmeiyoushenmeshiwoxuyaode。”
yaoguaimeiyoumeimao，cikeetouheyanjingzhoudaoleyikuai，xianglexiang，shuodao：“fanzhenghenizhuangbanchabuduo，womenyinggaishilaizitongyichaodaiba。”
……
yangyuanqingxinliquanshishenglvehao，tanleyikouqi，juedingfangqile。
meixiangdaozheigeshihou，wanjiezhimenjingranduitafachulexunwen：“shifouzhifuyibaicaifuzhi，lejieduifangbeijing？”
yi，jingranhaiyouzheigegongneng，wanjiezhimenzhenshitiexin。jiushizheixintaiheile，shenmedouyaoqian，wanyiduifangbingmeiyouzijixiangyaodedongxi，zheiyibaiguanbushidiushuililema？
danshimeiyoubanfa，yiqianguandouhuale，zheiyibaiguanbuhua，siyesibumingbai。
zaiyangyuanqingquerenhou，tadenaolifuxianchulezheigeyaoguaideziliao。
woc，jingranshiliaozhaishijie，huapiyao！
huapiyao，huozaitangdaiyaojie，shengqianshibeirenqirudefengchennvzi，hanhenersihouhuaweiliguixiangrensuoming，yinweizhishengxiayiduihaigu，suoyibudebuyongrenpilaiweizhuangziji。
等等，唐代妖界？！
yangyuanqingyijuyizidizaixinlimonianhuapiyaodeziliao，buyouyizheng。
zheiliaozhaibushiqingdaicaiyoudema，meixiangdaozaitangdaiye……
“nijiranshihuapiyao，zhengronghuibuhui？”
yangyuanqingyanshenconghuapiyaolianshangyikai。
huapiyaochouloudelianshangluchuleyihuo，fangfoshikanwaixingrenyibankanzheyangyuanqing，naolenaonaodai，wendao：“zhengrongshishenme？”
“e，shiwokouwule，jiandanlaishuojiushigaibianyigenvziderongmao。”
杨元庆解释道。
“neibujiushihuapima，jiuxiangbenyaoyibanmeili。”
huapiyaozhuanleyiquanyaoraodeshenzi。
yangyuanqingkanzhehuapiyaomoguiyibandeshencai，xiao.fushenghuo，tunletunkoushui，danzaikanleyiyanhuapiyaodelian，limaqingxingleguolai。
zheiyaoshifangzaixiandai，neijiushibeiyingshashou。
“先说正事吧。”
杨元庆咳了咳。
“zheigejiandan，nidengdeng……”
huapiyaodianlediantou，erhoucongtadelianpishanggualegua，lengshicuochuleyikejiebaiwuxiadeniwan，dijileyangyuanqing。
“这……”
yangyuanqingkandaozheiyimu，shenzibujinwanghoutuileyibu。
duiyuzheigeniwan，tabuzhidaoshigaibugaijiezheiwanyi。
“这是……”
yangyuanqingyaozheya，zuihouhaishijiexialezheikeniwan，jiangtazhuangjinledoulidebudai。
“zheishijiehelewoyaolidehuapidan，zhiyaofuyonglezheikexiandan，zaibierenyanli，nijiushiyidengyiderongyan！”
huapiyaopoweizidedishuodao。
“dengdeng，shenmejiaobierenyanli？”
杨元庆不解。
huapiyaoxiaozheshuodao：“yinweihuapibenshenjiushipianbieren，zaibierenkanlainishimeinv，danzaifuyongzhegenshishuzhekanlaijiushimeishenmebianhua，buguopianpiannizheixiefanrenshizugoule。”
“neiwokannishizhenrong，zhei，zheigaizenmesuan？”
yangyuanqinghuaiyidikanzhehuapiyao，rendouhainengsahuang，genghekuangshiyao，kongkouwuping，meishuofuli。