chuyiyizhendingziruodezuoxia,dagaiyecaidaolezijideyanlunhuibeiwangyoumanma。
danshizheidoubuzhongyao,zhiyaotabukan,jiumeirennengmata。
tajixufanzhebaguazhishu,ganggangdeguahaimeichiwanni。
【rangwojixukankanmeichiwandegua。】
chengqi:jie,wojininguile,biekanlexingma?
zenmejieshaowanzijihaixiangchitadegua?
ganggangyijingxiangbanfaduzhuchuyiyiyicile,zenmeduzhudierci?
在线等,挺着急的!
daoyanbenlaishixianganzhaokawei,rangnannvjiaochajieshaoziji,pianpianzhongjianchulechuyiyizheigechazi,danshuochulaidehuayedezhaozuo,suoyijiuranglinxiaolaijieshao。
bijingyouliangweijiabindedianshijubaohuo,defangzaiyiqijieshaocainengrangfensimenkedaotang。
linxiao:???buxiangjieshaozenmeban,xiangchiguazenmeban?
danwukenaihe,daoyandoufahualetayoubunengfanbo,zhishichuyiyidehuazaierbianpanxuan,rangtayouxiewufazhuanzhujieshaoziji。
【chengqizheimehuiwaner?】
【zezeze,bujiandana。】
qiyujiabin:zenmehuiwanle,nidaoshikuaishuoa?
【tajuranshuifen!!!】
【还3p!!!】
【bingqierangfensichuannvpuzhuang、hushizhuang、jkzhifu、maoniangzhuang......haishiqing/qukuan!!!】
yingzhetoupizhengzaijieshaozijidelinxiao,gangshuowanzijidemingzijiu“***”yisheng,suihoushoudongjinjibimai。
【xiaoxiao,nijiwozhuyiyuyanguanli!】
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【hahaha,linxiaoshoudongbimaihaokeai!】
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zhuyaoshidangzhejingtoudemian,yiyanyixingdoushouzhewangyouguanzhong。
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chulechengqizhiwaideqitaren,doubadaiyouyihuodemuguangluozailinxiaoshenshang。
sheizhidaotatingjianchengqideguahouyouduozhenjing,bitadouhaihuiwan。
影帝果然是影帝!
jishizaizhenjing,yeyaoweizijimeirenzhude“***”shengxianggeheshideliyou。
tahuranshuangmuhanlei,yuqiposuidao:“jintianshiwotainaishengri,tazuotianjiwodadianhuashuoxiangwole,kexiwogongzuofanmang,bunengqinzijitaguoshengrile。”
xiangbudaohaodeliyouneijiushanqing,shanqingzuinengdaidongyigerendeqingxu。
jiuzaidajiayouxieganchudeshihou,chuyiyideshengyinyouchuanlai。
tayilianbishidekanzhelinxiao,renzhuxiangtudechongdong。
【nitainaidougalehaojinianle,haibeinilachulaiyingxiao,zhenshige“daxiaozi”。】
zhongrenlianqutongqingdemuguang,zaixinlibishi;pei,zhenchu/sheng。
linxiaodunshihuitounuqichongchongdedengzhechuyiyi,feiyaobatadesishidouluowan?
chuyiyibumingsuoyi:【deng***ma,youmaobingba?】
linxiaonieleniequantou,xianzaizaizhibo,tabuhechuyiyiyibanjianshi。
dengdaolesidixia,tazaimanmanzhaochuyiyisuanzhang。
tayouhuitou,yongbiejiaodeliyoujieshi:“shuocuole,shijiwotuomeng。”
daoyananzisonglekouqi,zhengxiangzheyaoburanjilinxiaofangyitianjiahuiqujitatainaiguoshengri,jieguoshituomenga。
“woshilinxiao,shiyanyuanjiageshou,daibiaozuoshi《cuicanxinghe》。”
linxiaojianduandejieshaowanziji,hechengqiyiyangtuifeidekaozaishafashang。
naohaizhongbujinsisuoqi,zenmecainengrangchuyiyibuqusousuozijidegua?
shengxiahaimeijieshaodejiabindoumianmianxiangqu,yebuzhidaochuyiyishicongnaerzhidaodetamenzheixiegua,guanjianshizijihainengtingjian?
zheijiemenershenshangbuhuizhenyouzangdongxiba?
shengyudejiabindoubujindalegelengzhan,danhaishimeinengtaoguoziwojieshaodehuanjie。
jinjiezhejiushishenchuanfensepengpengqundenvhaijieshao,tabeiwangyouyuwei“qingchuntengtongwenxuenvzhu”,neizhangchuchukeliandeliankanqilaijiuchongmanlegushi。
taxiaozhechaojingtouhuilehuishou,guankanzhibodefensizhijiefengkuangshuaping:
【baiyunhaoxianggexiaogongzhua。】
【wodenvezhenshitaipiaoliangle,mamaaini。】
【baiyunjianzhijiushinvshena,zhangdepiaoliangyanjiyouhao,bimouxiezhizhidaocengredudehuapinghaoduole。】
【jiushijiushi,tahaizuozaiyunbaopangbianni,pingshenme?】
“geweiguanzhongdajiahao,wodedaibiaozuoshi《mengdong》,zailimianshiyannvzhujiaojiangqing。”
baiyunzuoxiahouhaimeideyijimiaozhong,chuyiyideshengyinyouchuanlai:【ai(ersheng),tazenmebushuozijidemingzi?zhimingdudouyijingdaojiayuhuxiaodedibulema?】
【buguomeiguanxi,wolaizhiqiandouzuohaogongkele,meigerenwodoulejiedeyiqingerchu,suiranwobuyidingjidezhu。】
baiyunbenyiweibushuozijidemingzi,chuyiyiyejiusoubudaotadegua,sheizhidaotajingranshixianlejielesuoyouren?
zheigenwangshangchuandebuyiyangde,bushishuochuyiyijiushizhuma,yanjichahaibunuli,duiyuqianbeiyeshizhigaoqiangde?
到底是谁这么传的?
【heihei,rangwolaikankanbaiyunyoushenmegua。】
baiyun:biesou,qiunile!
tazhongyudongqianmiansanweiguazhudewuliganhexinleigan。
【waqu,baiyunhoutaizheimeqiang,nanguaichudaojiushinvzhu。】
zhongren:zenmeqiang?kuaishuokuaishuo。
【baiyunbeihoudejinzhujingranshiwajijiyulegongsidejichengren。】
【guanjianshijinzhuyougenvpengyou,shiqifuzhubaodeqianjin。】
【liangrenhaizaigongsilimianxxoo。】
【abushiba,zheijiemenerzhisandangsan。】
众人:咦,小三!
baiyun:wobushi,womeiyou,nizaoyaowo。
shitabeizhewogenqitanvrenzaiyiqi,qifuzhubaodeqianjincaishixiaosan!
zhihoubeidianmingdelurongyifuwusuoweideyangzi,fanzhengcongchuyiyijinmenchidediyigeguajiushitade。
douyijingbeibadedichaotianle,haiyoushenmekedanxinde?
无所吊谓,摆烂吧!
“geweiguanzhongpengyoumendajiahao,woshilurong,hebailaoshigongtongzhuyanle《mengdong》,zailimianshiyannanzhuxuzhishu。”
cihuayichu,liangrendecpfenzuobuzhule:
【aaa,“qingshu”cphetile!】
【jiarenmensheidonga,sheijiacpshouhoushiyitongcanjialianzonga?】
【ruguozheidoubushizhende,neishenmecaishi?nigaosuwoshenmecaishi?】
chuyiyitoutoudepiaoleyiyanlurong:【lurongdeguazenmejiuzheimedianer?】
lurong:nihaixiangyaoduoshao?
【ze,zhenshiwuqu,haimeichiguoyinni。】
【buruzaifanfanhetayinxishengqingdenvyanyuanshisheiba,huibuhuishibaiyun?】
bushi,guangdoufandaotadeguahaibuxing,haiyaofandechechedidishiba?