第3章

chuyiyizhendingziruodezuoxia,dagaiyecaidaolezijideyanlunhuibeiwangyoumanma。

danshizheidoubuzhongyao,zhiyaotabukan,jiumeirennengmata。

tajixufanzhebaguazhishu,ganggangdeguahaimeichiwanni。

【rangwojixukankanmeichiwandegua。】

chengqi:jie,wojininguile,biekanlexingma?

zenmejieshaowanzijihaixiangchitadegua?

ganggangyijingxiangbanfaduzhuchuyiyiyicile,zenmeduzhudierci?

在线等,挺着急的!

daoyanbenlaishixianganzhaokawei,rangnannvjiaochajieshaoziji,pianpianzhongjianchulechuyiyizheigechazi,danshuochulaidehuayedezhaozuo,suoyijiuranglinxiaolaijieshao。

bijingyouliangweijiabindedianshijubaohuo,defangzaiyiqijieshaocainengrangfensimenkedaotang。

linxiao:???buxiangjieshaozenmeban,xiangchiguazenmeban?

danwukenaihe,daoyandoufahualetayoubunengfanbo,zhishichuyiyidehuazaierbianpanxuan,rangtayouxiewufazhuanzhujieshaoziji。

【chengqizheimehuiwaner?】

【zezeze,bujiandana。】

qiyujiabin:zenmehuiwanle,nidaoshikuaishuoa?

【tajuranshuifen!!!】

【还3p!!!】

【bingqierangfensichuannvpuzhuang、hushizhuang、jkzhifu、maoniangzhuang......haishiqing/qukuan!!!】

yingzhetoupizhengzaijieshaozijidelinxiao,gangshuowanzijidemingzijiu“***”yisheng,suihoushoudongjinjibimai。

【xiaoxiao,nijiwozhuyiyuyanguanli!】

【xiaoxiaobaobei,zanxianzaiyeshihuole,dezhuyizijidexingxiang。】

【hahaha,linxiaoshoudongbimaihaokeai!】

chengqiwulidetanruanzaishafashang,naoxibaosiguangledoumeinengxiangdaozuzhichuyiyidebanfa。

zhuyaoshidangzhejingtoudemian,yiyanyixingdoushouzhewangyouguanzhong。

kao,beirenzhidaozijidemimibushuo,haibunengfanbo,taitamabiequle。

chulechengqizhiwaideqitaren,doubadaiyouyihuodemuguangluozailinxiaoshenshang。

sheizhidaotatingjianchengqideguahouyouduozhenjing,bitadouhaihuiwan。

影帝果然是影帝!

jishizaizhenjing,yeyaoweizijimeirenzhude“***”shengxianggeheshideliyou。

tahuranshuangmuhanlei,yuqiposuidao:“jintianshiwotainaishengri,tazuotianjiwodadianhuashuoxiangwole,kexiwogongzuofanmang,bunengqinzijitaguoshengrile。”

xiangbudaohaodeliyouneijiushanqing,shanqingzuinengdaidongyigerendeqingxu。

jiuzaidajiayouxieganchudeshihou,chuyiyideshengyinyouchuanlai。

tayilianbishidekanzhelinxiao,renzhuxiangtudechongdong。

【nitainaidougalehaojinianle,haibeinilachulaiyingxiao,zhenshige“daxiaozi”。】

zhongrenlianqutongqingdemuguang,zaixinlibishi;pei,zhenchu/sheng。

linxiaodunshihuitounuqichongchongdedengzhechuyiyi,feiyaobatadesishidouluowan?

chuyiyibumingsuoyi:【deng***ma,youmaobingba?】

linxiaonieleniequantou,xianzaizaizhibo,tabuhechuyiyiyibanjianshi。

dengdaolesidixia,tazaimanmanzhaochuyiyisuanzhang。

tayouhuitou,yongbiejiaodeliyoujieshi:“shuocuole,shijiwotuomeng。”

daoyananzisonglekouqi,zhengxiangzheyaoburanjilinxiaofangyitianjiahuiqujitatainaiguoshengri,jieguoshituomenga。

“woshilinxiao,shiyanyuanjiageshou,daibiaozuoshi《cuicanxinghe》。”

linxiaojianduandejieshaowanziji,hechengqiyiyangtuifeidekaozaishafashang。

naohaizhongbujinsisuoqi,zenmecainengrangchuyiyibuqusousuozijidegua?

shengxiahaimeijieshaodejiabindoumianmianxiangqu,yebuzhidaochuyiyishicongnaerzhidaodetamenzheixiegua,guanjianshizijihainengtingjian?

zheijiemenershenshangbuhuizhenyouzangdongxiba?

shengyudejiabindoubujindalegelengzhan,danhaishimeinengtaoguoziwojieshaodehuanjie。

jinjiezhejiushishenchuanfensepengpengqundenvhaijieshao,tabeiwangyouyuwei“qingchuntengtongwenxuenvzhu”,neizhangchuchukeliandeliankanqilaijiuchongmanlegushi。

taxiaozhechaojingtouhuilehuishou,guankanzhibodefensizhijiefengkuangshuaping:

【baiyunhaoxianggexiaogongzhua。】

【wodenvezhenshitaipiaoliangle,mamaaini。】

【baiyunjianzhijiushinvshena,zhangdepiaoliangyanjiyouhao,bimouxiezhizhidaocengredudehuapinghaoduole。】

【jiushijiushi,tahaizuozaiyunbaopangbianni,pingshenme?】

“geweiguanzhongdajiahao,wodedaibiaozuoshi《mengdong》,zailimianshiyannvzhujiaojiangqing。”

baiyunzuoxiahouhaimeideyijimiaozhong,chuyiyideshengyinyouchuanlai:【ai(ersheng),tazenmebushuozijidemingzi?zhimingdudouyijingdaojiayuhuxiaodedibulema?】

【buguomeiguanxi,wolaizhiqiandouzuohaogongkele,meigerenwodoulejiedeyiqingerchu,suiranwobuyidingjidezhu。】

baiyunbenyiweibushuozijidemingzi,chuyiyiyejiusoubudaotadegua,sheizhidaotajingranshixianlejielesuoyouren?

zheigenwangshangchuandebuyiyangde,bushishuochuyiyijiushizhuma,yanjichahaibunuli,duiyuqianbeiyeshizhigaoqiangde?

到底是谁这么传的?

【heihei,rangwolaikankanbaiyunyoushenmegua。】

baiyun:biesou,qiunile!

tazhongyudongqianmiansanweiguazhudewuliganhexinleigan。

【waqu,baiyunhoutaizheimeqiang,nanguaichudaojiushinvzhu。】

zhongren:zenmeqiang?kuaishuokuaishuo。

【baiyunbeihoudejinzhujingranshiwajijiyulegongsidejichengren。】

【guanjianshijinzhuyougenvpengyou,shiqifuzhubaodeqianjin。】

【liangrenhaizaigongsilimianxxoo。】

【abushiba,zheijiemenerzhisandangsan。】

众人:咦,小三!

baiyun:wobushi,womeiyou,nizaoyaowo。

shitabeizhewogenqitanvrenzaiyiqi,qifuzhubaodeqianjincaishixiaosan!

zhihoubeidianmingdelurongyifuwusuoweideyangzi,fanzhengcongchuyiyijinmenchidediyigeguajiushitade。

douyijingbeibadedichaotianle,haiyoushenmekedanxinde?

无所吊谓,摆烂吧!

“geweiguanzhongpengyoumendajiahao,woshilurong,hebailaoshigongtongzhuyanle《mengdong》,zailimianshiyannanzhuxuzhishu。”

cihuayichu,liangrendecpfenzuobuzhule:

【aaa,“qingshu”cphetile!】

【jiarenmensheidonga,sheijiacpshouhoushiyitongcanjialianzonga?】

【ruguozheidoubushizhende,neishenmecaishi?nigaosuwoshenmecaishi?】

chuyiyitoutoudepiaoleyiyanlurong:【lurongdeguazenmejiuzheimedianer?】

lurong:nihaixiangyaoduoshao?

【ze,zhenshiwuqu,haimeichiguoyinni。】

【buruzaifanfanhetayinxishengqingdenvyanyuanshisheiba,huibuhuishibaiyun?】

bushi,guangdoufandaotadeguahaibuxing,haiyaofandechechedidishiba?