linxiaotongqingdekanxiangshenjiaan：wojiushuoba，mianduizheigechunnvrenbaodeliaogenbenwufapingjingxialai，pianpiantahaimeizhangkoushuohua，zhinengdasuileyachiwangduziliyan。
唉，真憋屈！
dezhaogeshijiangaosuzheigechunnvren，bietamaxiafanneixieguale，tamendounengtingjian。
shenjiaandeerbianyizhipiaodangzhe“tabushishenjiadezhenqianjin”zheijuhua，zhidaodaoyanwentatacaihuiguoshenlai。
rudanmusuoshuodeyiyang，chuyiyiyagenmeizhangzui，zijitingjiandeshichuyiyidexinsheng，kezheimelipudeshiqingyebuhaodangzhejingtoudemianshuochulai。
taanleantutuzhitiaodetaiyangxue，biyanhuanglehuangnaodai，“meishi，zuowanmeixiuxihao，kenengchuxianlehuanting。”
daoyantuiletuiyanjing，“neishenlaoshiyaobuyaoquxiuxiyixia？”
shenjiaanmianqiangyangqixiaoyi，“buyong，dajiajixuba！”
tingdaotazheiyangshuo，chuyiyishenshendisonglekouqi，【maya，haiyiweitatingjianleshenme，yuanlaishimeixiuxihaoa！】
shenjiaan：youmeiyoukenengwojiushitingjianle，danbuzhidaozenmebanengtingjiannixinshengzheijianshishuochulai，caizhaolegemeixiuxihaodejiekou？
daoyanyemeiqiangyingrangtaquxiuxi，jixurangxiayiweijiabinjieshao。
chensiqizhanweiweidezhanqishen，jingkongdekanleyandaoyan。
tabuxiangbeibachugua！！！
daoyanbulijietadingzhezijiganshenme，zhinengbuduandeshiyanshen：nidaoshikuaijieshaozijia！
chensiqiyanleyantuomo，kandaoyangenerbaiwuyiyangdemuguang，tayinyuecaidaodaoyanshitingbujianchuyiyidexinshengde。
zheigeshihoutazhenxiwangtingbujianxinshengderenshiziji，jishibeirenchiguale，zijibuzhidaoyewusuowei。
daoyanjiantazhanzhebuyu，momingyouxiebunaifan，biannazhelabacuicu，“chenlaoshi，kuaigendajiadagezhaohu。”
chensiqixinzhongyiheng，dayouyifu“linranfusi”demoyang。
suanle，dajiadeguadoubeichuyiyibachulaile，zijideguachizaoyehuibeibachulai。
zaobawanbadoushiba，buruzaobachulaizaojietuo。
beibachuguadejiabindouyijinghechensiqitongyangxintai。
tashenxiyikouqi，kaishichaozhejingtouweixiao，“dajiahao，wojiaochensiqi，shiyimingmote，cengcanjiaguo《tianshidemimishizhuangxiu》。”
chuyiyitoutoudedaliangqita，【nanguaiqizhizheimehao，yuanlaishimote！】
chuyiyideshixianwangxia，【yaozhihaizheimexi，genwotouweichabuduoba？】
【wae，tuibiwodemingdouhaizhang。】
【haoxianmuzheishencai，woyehaoxiangyongyou。】
chensiqi：xianmuwoshencaijiubiefangualeba，qiuni[shuangshouheshi]！
qitajiabintingdaochuyiyidexinshengyekaishiminglianlidedaliangchensiqi，zhiqianzenmemeifaxianchensiqideshencaizheimehao？
zezeze，yaoqueshixi，tuiyequeshizhang！
nanjiabin：haoxiangyongyouzheiyangyigenvpengyou。
nvjiabin：haoxiangyongyouzheiyangdeshencai。
chensiqizaixinlimomoqidao，zhishichuyiyigenbenbuzhidaotasuoxiangde，anzhaoguanliyaofanwanmeigerendegua。
zhudadejiushiyigeyulujunzhan。
【woquma，zheimejingbao？】
zhongrendazhilebeiceerqingting：youduojingbao？
【chensiqijuranyouhaizile？】
wae，neiyuyouyouhaizile？
buguoshenglehaizishencaihaizheimehao？
简直没天理！
【还是前男友的。】
【zhishineigenandeshigezhanan，pianchensiqishuodaizhebushufu，haishuohuaiyunlejiujiehun，jieguochensiqizhendehuaiyunhouzhananjiuxiaoshile。】
zhongren：zheimecan？tongqingyimiaozhong。
【buguozheijiemenershibushisha，zhanandoupaolehaixiangzheshengxiatadehaizi，yicilaiwanhuita。】
zhongren：lianainaoa，neibutongqingle，huogai！
【buguoneinandequeshihuilaile，danjiujileliangqiankuaifuyangfeijiuhechensiqifenshoule？】
chuyiyiyuekanyuejuedenanyilijie，tazhenxiangbachensiqidenaodaiwakaikankanshiyongshenmezuode。
【made，zhen***a，bilinxiaohai***！】
众人：呸，***。
linxiao：bushinichiguajiuchigua，ti***shenme？
guahaimeichiwan，daoyanjiujiaolezuihouyiweijiabinjieshaoziji。
chuyiyidesixubeidaduan，niutoukanlekanzhanqishendeyangguangkailangdananhai。
tacongjindaolianaigongyuhoujiuzhuyidaolexuruoqian，mingmeideyanmouxiangshixingxingzaishanshuo，zhinendeliandanmeijingliguoshehuideduda，jiansheidoushiyifuxiaoyiyingyingdeyangzi。
jiulianshuohuadesangyindouyangyizheqingchundeqixi，“geweiqianbeihao，zhibojiandeguanzhongmenhao，woshixuruoqian，shiyimingouxianglianxisheng。”
【bushiba，xuruoqianzheimenianqinglaicanjialianzongganshenme？】
【tingshuohaoxiangshitazhudongyaoqiude，xunlianyingjieshuhoutajiugezhongcanjiazongyi，shenmeleixingdedoubufangguo。】
【daoyanweishenmehuitongyitalaicanjiaa？】
chuyiyiyeshifachuleyiwen：【buhuishiyinweibianyiba，suoyidaoyancaitongyitalaicanjiajiemu？】
xuruoqiantiaoletiaomei：dui，jiushiyinweiwobianyi。
【zheixiaozhishigetiancaia！】
【shiliusuijiucanjia《kuailegesheng》huodeleguanjun，zhihoufadegegengshihuobiandajiangnanbei，zhishigehongrenbuhong，suoyiyoucanjiale《ouxiangchuangzaoying》，danbeitongqideyiweizibenzhuyixuanshouduozoulechudaodezige。】
【xinghaoyoudaoshikanzhongletadeqianli，jiubataqiandaolezijigongsi，houmianyoufaleyishouzijideyuanchuanggequ，danmeihuoqilai。zhihoutajiukaishijiegezhongzongyi，xiangrangzijichuming，zhiyaorenhonggezonghuihongqilaide，zheicidecanjialianzongyeshiyinweiyouyingdiheliuliangxiaohuazai，lianzongdereduyebuhuichadaonaliqu，suoyixiangdaoyanmaosuizijian。】
【niu/bia！zheixiaozhicai20suidenianjijiujinglilerenshengdedaqidaluo，weilezijidegeshoumengzheimekenchiku。】
zhongrenbujindaxinyanlipeifuxuruoqian，benyiweishikaozheshenmeguanxicainengjinzude，sheizhidaojingshitakukuaiqiudaoyancaihuanlaidejihui。
xianzaizheimenulidenianqingrenbuduole，kenchikudenianqingrengengbuduole。
zhishixuruoqianbujuedeyoushenmeku，tareaiyinle，taganyuanweileyinlequzuorenheshi。
tahainianqing，weilaihaiyouwuxiankeneng！
chuyiyiyufadexinshangxuruoqian，shoulezheimeduomonanhaibaochizhechunzhendexintai，zheizhongrenjiugaitadahuo。
danxinshangguixinshang，guakebunengbuchi。
chuyiyijixufanzhe，yuefanyuebuduijing：
【shenmea，zheixiaozhizenmemeiyouheiliao，zhiyouxiaoliao？】
zhongren：pingshenmetameiheiliao？