【laotianbaoyou，zuzongbaoyou！bixiayidingyaopinganwushi、zhangmingbaisui、wansuiwansuiwanwansui……wohaimeidaoershi，wohaiyouhaoduoyushandoumeichiguoni！wobuxiangxunzang……wobunengsia……zuzongbaoyou，baoyoubaoyou……】
shunyuandizhaoyuchenshibeierbianzheiyikebutingdexutaoyingshengshengchaoxingde，caiganggangzhengkaiyan，doumeikanqingchuyanqiandeqingkuang，fangcaineidaofanrendeshengyinjingranhaigengdaleqilai：“bixiaxingle？”
【aiya？shibushidongledongledong？shixingle？zhendexingle！】
闭嘴！
zhaoyuchenbeifandexinkoushengteng，benxiangdashenghechi，keyinweishentixuruo，shijishangquezhishizuichunweiweixidongleliangxia，yidianshengyindoumeinengfachulai。
【xinglexingle！baozhule！baozhule！xiaomingbaozhule！buyongxunzanglaahahahahahahahaha……】
zhaoyuchendeyanqianchediqingxileguolai，zhishiyinweierbianzheiyikebutingdeguazao，tayixiazihaiyoudianhuibuguoshenlai，kanzheyanqianzheiyuanhuhudexiqingrenlian，tayouxieyouyudejiaoleyisheng：“weian？”
“xiaorenzai！”manlianxiqingdeweianliluodeyingleyisheng，xiangshikanchulezhaoyuchendenanshou，shenzhititiedelianshengyindouyadilexuduo：“bixiashenshanghaiyounaerbushufu？keyaoheshui？”
eryucitongshi，tongyangshiweianneiweiweidailejianyadeshengyinyechuanjinletadeerduo，zhibuguobiqisuridechenwenyaogengtiaotuodeduo——
【aiyamaya，huoshihuole，kebixiazenmekanzhemimihuhude，bieshijiaoleipishaleba？】
什么玩意？
zhaoyuchenmengdetaitoudingxiangmianqianxianglaizhongxinchenwendeyuqiandazongguanweian，zheihuieryuwangchangyibanmanliandouxiezhezhongganyidan，zuibafenmingshibidejinjinde，keneifanrendeshengyinquehaishizaiyikebutingdechuanjinlai——
【bixiazenmezheimekanzhewo？canlecanle，nandaoguaiwoleipixialaideshihoumeipushangqulanzhe？niangai！zanyelanbuzhua！】
tingzheweianbutingdetiqileipi，zhaoyuchenyebujinhuixiangqilezijizhengjitianshi，quecongbankongyingmianjiangxiayidaoyaoleidechangjing，xinneijinghuangweijuzhiwai，gengduodequeshiqurumihuo。
neileilaideshifendeguaiyi，dangshitianshangwuyunwuyu，shenzhiyudoubingbuxiangshicongtianerjiang，ershituruqilai，banbeilaizhangdeyaolei，jiuneibanzibankongerchu，jingzhidadaoletadetoushang！ruofeichuxianzhishibanzhehongmingzhixiang，shenzhidoubingbunengquedingjiushileiji。
tashijiuwuzhizun，shishangtianzhizi，quezaichunjizhishibeibeishangtianjiangleishijing！
shishuzhizhong，xianglaizhiyouneihunkuidemieguozhijuncaihuiyouzheiyangdeyizhao，takeshizuocuoleshenme？keshi，zicongtashisisuidengjiyilai，jiuyizhijingjingyeye，aiminruzi，zhidezheitianxiahaiyanheqing，sihaishengping，shishenme，nengjiaotazheigetianzideshangtianbairijianglei？
nanbuchengshizaitakanbujiandedifangyoushenmeshiguantianxiacunwangdedashi？chaozhonggongqingbahu？bianguanyizuyoubian？difangguanbiminfan？
【bixiazenmeqiaozhezhenxiangshishale？aiyowei，zheikezenmeban？bixiayecaishiqia！zheihaohaode，zenmejiuzhaolaiyidaoleini……】
“nibizui！”zhengyuhaohaoxiangxiangzhengshideshunyuandizhaoyuchenzaiyerenbuzhudeyipailongta，zhizheweianjiushiyishenlihe。
weianzhihedeyigejiling，guizaijinzhuanshangdeshenqumanmandexiezhewugu，buguoxushijiaozheiyishendahehede，yishijianneifanrendexutaodaoshizhendemeizaitingjianle。
zhaoyuchenzheicaimanyi，shenchushoulairoulerouejiao，anzisiliangzhefangcaideshengyin，yingdangshitahunmixujiu，ganggangxinglaicaichudexiexuxiaomaobingba？tayouxiebuquedingdetingleting，juedingxianzanqiefangxiazheiluanqibazaodeshengyin，zhitaitouwendao：“xianzaishenmeshichen，waitoudouyoushei？”
weianhuideguiguijuju：“zishi，zhiyousuguifei。”
zhaoyuchentingjian“suguifei”sangezijiurenbuzhudezhoulemeitou：“zendejiaotalaile？”
weianhuideyuefaxiaoxin：“meiganjingraotaihouniangniang，suguifeishihougongweifenzuigaode……”
“xingle，zhaotajinlai。”zhaoyuchendaduanweian，roulerouejiao，tanianjisuibuda，queyeshizixiaobeidangzuochujunyangqide，bingbuhuizongrongzijisuixinxingshi，dangxiabiananxialexiangyaojiaosushiliqudeniantou，juedingxianjiaojinlaiwenwenqingxing。
weiandayingzhegongshenqule，pianke，suizheyizhensiyousiwudebaihuaxiangqi，banzhexiexuchaihuanxiangpengdeqingcuishengxiang，qindianwai，bianbujibuhuandezoujinleyigeshenzhekongqueyubaolangongzhuang，toudaixianzhucaifengguan，hunshenshangxiadoushanzheliuguangyibandenvren。
budanchuanzheliuguangyicai，jijinhaoshe，nvrendexiangmaoyeshiyansejueshi，banbanruhua，yanweiweiweishangtiao，daizheyizhongzhangyangsiyidemingyandaqi，jibianshiduizheshenweitianxiazhizhudediwang，tayeshiweiweiangzhexiaba，zongrannianshao，yeyiranjiaoaoderutongyizhigaogaozaishangdefenghuang，shoubainiaodezhuisuichaobai。
cengjiheshi，zhaoyuchenduizheiyangderongmaoyeshijingyanzantande，keshishiguojingqian，zaihaoderongyan，zainianqingdiwangdexinli，yezaobeitaxiaozhangbahudexingshi，yijieduwulidepixinghuilegeganjing，takanzheiyangyaotaononglidesuguifei，xinxiafanershengchulemanqiangdebuman：“zhenhunmiweixing，nidaoyouxinsinongzhuangyanmo，dangzhenshiyifushexiexinchang。”
ruguoshixunchangpinfei，delediwangzheiyangdelunduan，zheibeizideqianchengshenzhixingmingdouyaoduanle，zhipalimajiuyaohedexinjingdanzhan，tisihengliudeguidiqingzui，keshisuguifeiquebu。
tafeidanburencuo，shenzhihaihaobuzaiyidelengxiaoyisheng：“jiranbixiazheimeshuo，chenqiezheijiuhuiquhuanyishenmayisugaolai。”
yisuguifeideshenfen，zhiyoutajiabengle，caikenenghunshensugao，zhaoyuchentingdeqishangxintou，tamengditaishouzhixiangmianqiandesuguifei，yiju“fangsi”haimeilaidejichukou，yidaojishuxiyoumoshengdeshengyinyejingenzhechuanjinletadeerzhong——
【zheixionghaizi，jingshenbucuoya，gangxingjiuzhaowodemafan，zenmebeileidoupilebulaoshi？】
butongyufangcaidelengli，zhaoyuchentingdaodezheijuhuashengyinqingcui，yudiaoqingkuai，haoxiangjiantajingshenbucuohaihengaoxingside，suiyeshidanibudaodehuayu，danyoudaizhejifenshurendeqinjindiaoxiao，yixiyichen，jiaorenbujinxiangqicongqiandeliangxiaowucai，momingdejiushengbuqiqilai。
zhaoyuchendedongzuobianmengdiyizhi，weiyanzhennudeyuqihaizai，keshuochudehuajiuyoujifenyouyu：“nishuoshenme？”
suguifeitiaoletiaomei，wuyiweiduifangzheijuhuashizhiwen，queyedingdianbutuirang，haidangzhenjiuyouzhongfuleyibian：“chenqieshuo，zheijiuhuiquhuanyishensugaozailai。”
不，不是这个……
zhaoyuchenjinjindizhoujinlemeitou，tongyangdeqingxing，qishitaganggangxinglaishi，jiuzaiweiandeshenshangtingjianhaojicile，zhibuguotagangganghechileweianguohou，jiumeiyouzaitingdao，jiashanghaizaisiliangzhetianjiangleipideyuangu，yishijiandaoshiwangle。
shunyuandizhaoyuchentaiqitou，renzhendedingzhesumingzhuyingrundechunban，youchenshengdao：“zhenhunmizheibanri，qianchaoruhe？”
zhaoyuchenshuodeshihunmi，kesumingzhupianpianjiuyaoguyijiechuandemingmingbaibai：“bixiazaijitanbeileipiyunle，longyuweibianhusongbixiahuilegong，duiwaizhishuoshijibing，zhiyupangrenxinbuxin，chenqiejiubuzhidaole。”
zhaoyuchenehenhendeyaoleyaoyaguan，suiranbuqingyuan，kehaishikualeyiju：“nizuodemeicuo，zheifengsheng，bunengchuanchuqu。”
suguifeisixiaofeixiaodetailetaizuijiao，suiranmeikaikou，kelingyidaoshengyinqueshiqiahaodexiangleqilai：【zheihaiyongshuo，huangdidoubeileipile，chuanchuquqibushidengzhetianxiadaluanma？】
youlaile，yiyangdekeqikee，fenmingjiushisumingzhudeshengyin，ketafangcaiqiaodeqingqingchuchu，tabingweikaikoushuohua！
zhaoyuchentailetou，xinxiadailejifenyouyi，haimeilaidejikaikou，biantingdesuguifeijiuyoumanyouyoushuodao：“shuobixiajibingdexiaoxishilongyuweisudouweichuanchuqude，chenqiebuganjugong。”
tinglezheihua，nianqingdediwangmeitouzhoudegengjin，suoweisudouwei，bianzhengshisumingzhuyimutongbaodeluanshengdidisuminglang，nianqiancaigangjinlelongyuwei，yinzhegongmaxianshu，shangyuebianyishengledouwei，yankanzheqiantubuke**，zheisujia，sumingzhudefuqinshenweiweiwudajiangjun，bingquanzaiwoqiebale，bijingxibeirongdixiaozhang，lvfanbianjing，bulunruhe，sulaojiangjunyeshizaiweiguozhengzhan。
kerujinlianlongyuweidouganchashoudezheibanmingmuzhangdan，zheidaodishixiangyaozuoshenme？
zhaoyuchenxiangdaoxiandilinzhongqianduitadezhunzhunjiaohui，shouxinbuyouyijin，keshenweidiwang，xinubuxingyuseshizuiqimade，mianshangquehaishiwensibudong，zhidandandao：“zhenzhihouziranyehuishangta。”
sumingzhuquehaoxiangkanchulezhaoyuchendeyanbuyouzhongside，dangxiayoushiyishengqingxiao：“buxiangshangjiubieshangma，yemeirenbizheninbushi？”
“fangsi！”beijiechuandeshunyuandiqishangxintou，yishijianshenzhidouliansumingzhuneihaizaixibeiduidipinshadeqindiemianzidougubudele，mengdiyipaichuangtou，shuodefenwaiweiyan：“chuanzhenkouyu，guifeisushi，yanxingwuzhuang！fajinzusanyue，bimenzisheng！”
“chenqiezunzhi，chenqiegaotui。”beifaledesumingzhulisuodequlequxi，shuaixiuerqu，mianshanghaoxiangyoujifenshengqiyiban，kejiuzaitazhuanshendetongshi，zhaoyuchenqueyouqingchudebuguoyoutingjianleyidaodaixiaodeshengyin——
【aiyaya，zhamaole，zhenmeng。】
赵禹宸：？