sumingzhudeshenyingzaidianneixiaoshilexujiu，keshizhaoyuchennaohaili，quebuzhiweihezai，zongshirenbuzhudehuixiangzhetafangcaitingdaodezuihouyijuhua。
【炸毛了，真萌？】
fenmingjiushisumingzhudeshengyinmeicuo，huayinlimanshixiaoertouchidaoletangyibandedeyiyuanxi，suoshuodehuasuiranyouxiebutaidong，kemomingde，jiujiaotashengchulexiebeixinongyibandexiujiongnaonu，qieyinweibushenmingbai，tabianyuefarenbuzhudexiangyaolaihuizhuomo，yueshihuluancaice，bianyueshijuezhedequeshibeixinongleyiban，shengchuleyigumomingdebiequ。
keshitafangcaiyijingjiangrenganzoule，zheihuiergengmeiyouzaizhaohuilaidedaoli，gengmoti，yisumingzhudepixing，jibiantazhaohuilaile，xianglaichulezaijiangzigeqigebansizhiwaiyebuhuiwenchushenmejiujing！zheibansilaixiangqu，zhaoyuchenyitaitou，kanjianshouzailianwaideweian，biansuikouwendao：“sushishiheshiguolaide？”
waitoudeweianwenyanlimagongshenxinglejinlai，lizailitayuewuliubuyuandedifang：“wushi，guifeiniangniangyidexinjiuganlaile，yubixiashiqianhoujiaoyidaojindedian，zheibanridouyizhishouzhe，ganggangcaiquanzhequcedianxieleyihuizi。”
zhaoyuchenwenyanyidun，yishijianqueshihudexiangdao，zheibanshuolai，sushinaishizaigongzhongyitingdaoxiaoxizhihoubianlijiganleguolai，zhihouyeyizhizaiqiandedianlishouzhe，doumeilaidejishuxigengyi，tafangcaishuotanongzhuangyanmoquebingfeiguyi，shitacuoguaitale。
zhishixiangdaolesumingzhufangcaidelengchaorefeng，zhaoyuchenhuiguoshenhou，zheixiexudeyouyubianyelijiyoubeiyanlexiaqu，shenmecuoguai，tanengdiyigeguolai，wufeishiyoutadiditongfengbaoxinbale，mingmingshenweitianzijinweidelongyuweidouwei，zheibanyuhoufeilitongxiaoxi，jianzhishisiwujidan。
fuhuanglinzhongqiandangzhenshuodemeicuo，sujiazaoyiyongbingzizhong，gonggaozhenzhu，pianpianyanxiahaiyouliangwangzaihouhushidandan，juxinbugui，weilebujiangsujiabidaoliangwangneiyibian，tayanxiahaizhidelalongshihao，shenmesumingzhu、suminglang，feidanfabude，mingrihaiyaoshangqichushidedang，hujiayougong。
xiangdaozhei，zhaoyuchendeshouxinrenbuzhuzuanjin，mouguangshenchen，ruofeifuhuangqudeji，tadengjizhishitaiguocangcunianshao，youyouhuangshuliangwangqitanianyou，zaichaozhongjiaohufenmen，pengdangbizhou，chuchuyishezhengwangziju，tatangtangtianzi，hezhiyujinriduizhechenzibaiguan，haiyaozheibanzhuduolalongxiaoxin？
bale，biqidashilai，zheixiedousuanbudeshenme，genghekuang，tadengjizhishiyingshixunleshouxiaozhimingbulihou，zhifenglesumingzhuguifeizhiwei，bianyisuanzhelesujiadabandeweifeng，yemeijiaosushiyuefaxiaozhangfangsi。
bulunruhe，sulaojiangjunhaizailvbingshadi，tadaodibunengtaiguo，yehanlebianguanzhongjiangshidexin。
【a……doubanyele，esizanjialei……yizhidanjingshoupade，wanshandoumeilaidejichi，eee，xiangchilarouzhou，xiangchiyoudoupibaozisixiwanzireguozishaochuanzi……rehuhudezhuchulai，zhandianlaoliutoudelaojiang，youxianyounong，aiyouaiyou，xiliuliu——haochihaochi……】
zhengmouguangshenchendesiliangzhediwangxinshudezhaoyuchen，jiuzheimehuranbeiyichuanchidedaduanle，guangshuohaibusuan，zuihoushenzhihaixiliuliudeliuqilekoushuilai！jiaorenxiangbuzhuyidoubucheng！
kanleyanbuzhiheshiyoukaojinjibu，yijinglizailetaqiandeweian，shunyuandizhaoyuchenjuezhezigedetouyoutengle，tazhiqishenlai，fanbushengfan：“goule，nizhukou！”
xiliuxiliudeshengyinmengdiyizhi，weianboziyisuo，zuoyouqiaoleqiao，querenbixiajiushizaishuota，suiranmanxinmoming，queyoubuganfanbo，zhiweiweiququdeyouguilexialai，jiaoleyisheng：“bixia？”
zheimeyishenghechi，luanqibazaodeshengyinbianyoutingbudaole，kejingguozheimeduohui，zhaoyuchenquezaibunengbujiangtadanghuishi，tarouzheejiao，zanqiefangxialechaozhongjiuge，zhichenshengfenfudao：“nixiaquba，xuantaiyiguolai。”
weianwenyanfudegengdi，huidegongjingzixi：“zunzhi。”
zhaoyuchenquezhishirenzhendedingzheta，quedingchuleweianzheiyishengguijudeyingnuowaibingweishuochubiedehualai，tadeerbianyezaimeitingjianqitaluanqibazaodeshengyin，zheicaimanyidedianlediantou，gangxiangzhefangsongdezhangsongyikouqishi——
【weishenmeyoujiaowozhukou？zanjiashayemeishuoa！qvq~】
zhaoyuchenmengrantaitou，kandaodequezhishidimeishunyan，zhengdaotuizhechuqudedaneizongguanweian。
zhaoyuchendemianseyuefanankan，jielianerqideshengyin，jiaotabudebuzhongshileqilai，keyirenpianpianningshenjingqidexitingpianke，erbianquezhishijishengchongming。
tajiuzheimejinjinzuanzheshouxin，zhizhidezuozaiyuanchu，zhidaoweianyoudaileyigexufabanbaidelaotaiyizhongxinjinlediannei，zhanzhanweiweideguidiqingan：“chen，yeshiren，koujianbixia，bixiawansuiwansuiwanwansui。”
yeshirenshitaiyiyuanwupinyuanpan，xingzizixi，yishugaochao，dazhaoyuchenxiaoshihouqibianyidingqilaiweitaqingpinganmai，suandeshangshishuren，jiashangqingandeshihouyebingmeiyoushenmeqiguaideshengyin，zhaoyuchendemianselveweihaokanlexie，jiaoqihoushenchuyoushoulai，shiyitashangqianqingmai。
yetaiyitanzaitianzideshouwan，shenqingrenzhen，zaizheiqijianyebingmeiyoushenmebudui，zhaoyuchendekouqidoubujinwenhelexuduo：“zhenshenziruhe？keyoushenmebuduizhichu？”
“bixiawudaai，zhishilongtixuruo，zhixu……”
【xiuyangshengxi，bukelaolei】
“xiuyangshengxi，wanwanbukelaolei，biankequanyu。”
zhen……zheishitingdaoleliangbian？zhaoyuchenyoushiweiweizhoumei，youwendao：“zhendeerbian，zongshitingdaoyixiemomingqimiaodeshengyin，queshiweihe？”
【妄闻之症？】
yeshirenwenyanxiangshiheleyitiao，youxixideqieleqiemaicaiqianzhenwanzhuodehuidao：“bixia……”
【wangwenzhizheng！zheibingkeshizhibuhaode！zheizheizhei……buchengbucheng，zheimedadeganxi，kebunengqianchedaolaofushenshang，jiushuobingwudaai，qiebajinrichengguocaishi！】
yelaotaiyifuzhehuabaidehuxu，xiangshishifenrenzhenyiban，shuodeqianzhenwanzhuo：“bixiamaixiangbingwudaai，”
【ruheshihao、ruheshihao？ng……jiushuoshihunmiguojiu，shenzhibuming，anshenjingyang！wohuitoubianxianchengbing，zaikanqingxing……】
“xushihunmiguojiu，shenzhiweimingzhigu，daichenkaijifuanshenfang，bixiaqiejingyangjirishishi。”
zhaoyuchendebiaoqingyuefafuzaleqilai，tadingzhemanliandouxiezhemiaoshourenxin，degaowangzhongsigedazideyetaiyi，banshang，tacaimanmandiandiantou，shiyiyeshirenxiaqukaifang。
buguodengdeweianjiangyetaiyisongchu，youanzheguijujiangfangzichengshanglaihou，zhaoyuchenqueshikandoubukanyiyan，zhichenlemianse，kaikoudao：“chuanzhenzhiyi，yetaiyinianzhang，citagaolao、guixiang。”
yeshirensuiyiwangdangzhicongwucuochu，danjinrikanlai，yebuguoshigeyongliuzhitu，liantadezheimingbaizhedebingzhengdougantuoyanfuyan，nengcitagaolao，douyisuanshikanzhejishiniandekulaogewaiyoudaile。
weiansuixinneichayi，dankanchuzhuzimianseningzhong，queyebuganxiwen，zhiditouyingle，biannalefangzituixia，chuanjigongrenanfangzhunbei。
zhaoyuchenyirenyouzaidianneichenmoxujiu，xujiu，haishiyuanrunrundeweianyouxiaoxinyiyidecouleshanglai，guanxindao：“rujincaishizishibujiu，bixiakeyaozaixiexie？haishilveyongxieshanshi？”
【yongshanbayongshanba，buchiguozilaidianchaocaiyehaoa，zheishihoudexiaocaikezhengshigangmaotoudehaoshihou，douyachunya、suanmiaodoumiao，neigenendeyo……】
zhaoyuchenquezhimianwubiaoqingdedingzheta。
【e？bixiazenmekanzhezheimebuduijingni？aiyowei，haoburongyijianhuilaiyitiaoming，wokedexiaoxindian！wanyijiaobixiaxiangqilaiwomeijitadanglei，zhipayaozailingjishigebanzi，tengdaoshibuteng，keweiyeyediubuqizheigerenwa！ai？zenmeyizhikanzhewo，ninxiangzenmezhe？daoshizhigeshengaizuzong！】
tashizenmejuezheweianzheixiaoziwenzhongdongshide？ruotatingjiandedangzhenshirenzhixinshengwuwu，neimetazheitieshenzongguanyiweitanchiqiebale，qiehaishigechuchuyouhuadejiqiguozaozhiren！
jiuzaizhaoyuchenjijiangrenbuzhufazuozhishi，menwaibianyouyouneijianbingbaochangli：“taihouniangniangjiadao！”
fangtaihousuifeizhaoyuchenshengmu，dantaihouwuzi，taqinmuyouzaosang，ziyoubianzaizhonggongtaihoudexixiazhangda，jinershiniandeyangyuzhien，biqinshengyebuchashenme，zhaoyuchenyouyixiangxiaoshun，tingwentaihoubanyeerlai，dangxiazaigubudeyanqiandeweian，lianmangqishenyinglechuqu。
“muhouyixiangqianmian，shinageduozuidezizuozhuzhang，lingninzheigeshichenhairucibenbo？daodoushierzidebushi。”jibianshishenweitianxiagongzhudezhaoyuchen，jielianyushanglezheiyangdeyishiyerenbuzhudejinghuangbuding，zhiquanpingzhezixiaolianjiudediwangyitai，caihaorongyibucengshitai。
kezaizenmeshuo，zhaoyuchenrujinyebuguoyijienianfangshiqidebandashaonian，zhengwucuozhishiyujianlemuqin，bianruchuniaoguijiayiban，nanmiandeluchujifenxiaoeryibanderumuyikaolai。
fangtaihoufajiweixiu，yishanbuzheng，xianranshiwenxunzhihoubiancongmangerlai，shenzhiyandidouhaidaizheqingse，zhijiaozhaoyuchenkandeyoushigandongyoushicankui。
“zheishishenmehua，nihunmibuxing，haijiaorenmanzhewo！jiaomuhouruhenenganxin？”fangtaihoumanlianqiaocui，kanxiangzhaoyuchendeyanshenquemanshixintengyuciai，xixikanqu，lianyanzhuneidoubumanlexuesi。
eryucitongshi，suizhefangtaihoudekaojin，lingyidaoshengyin，quezaizhaoyuchendeerzhongxiangdegewaiqingxi——
【zhenshide，zenmepianpiantiaozailezheigeshihou？haoburongyicaicouleyiju，dangzhenshikexileaijiayifuhaopai！】
……
赵禹宸：？