zhaoyuchenduizhezheisanpenmoli，yishijianzhijianxianruleyouyi。
diwangzhixin，zongshiduoyi，zhaoyuchenxinxiadediyigeniantou，bianjuezhenanbuchengshisushishouyantongtian，zheimekuaijiudezhileshufeizaitamianqiannamolizheishizuofazi，zheicaijiangmolisongdaoletazheilaifenbiantaohao？
zhishizheiniantoucaiganggangshanguo，zhaoyuchenbianyelijifoujuelehuiqu。
bushuosumingzhuyoumeiyouneibanjishilingxingdeyanxianxiaoxi，zhitaneigexinuwuchangdebahuxingzi，danfanhuiyouyisizaiyizigedemingsheng，youzheiyangdexinji，jiuyebuhuizoudaojinrirenyanguixian，liandaizhezhenggezhaoyanggongdoushimangongdejingeryuanzhi，youxinbajiededoubuganqinjinzheiyibudechengdu。
“魏安。”
taifuzaoyijiaoguota，weishangzhe，zuijihuidejiushiduoyishaojue，yongrenzirao，yincizhaoyuchenyebingbujiaozigexiazhuomo，zaianhouzuoxiazhihoubianyangshengjiaoleyisheng，yimiannalezhezi，yimianjingzhifenfudao：“quwenqingchu，zheihuaershixiatounageguanshichengshanglaide，shitazigedezhuyi，haishidelepangrendefenfu。”
gangcaiyeyizhishouzaiguanjugongmenjiandeweianzhidaoqizhongyuangu，gezaiwubuwaidedifanggongshenyingle，bianlijizhuanshentuilechuqu。
zhenggeqiandediandegongrenjingedouyideleweianweizongguandeqiandingningwanzhufu，meiyigegansuiyiwangyuqiancoude，ouyoujigeshengshansongchadegongnv，yedoushicongcongjintui，piankebuganduoliu，yinzhezheibanyuangu，zhaoyuchendaoshinandedeyoulepiankeqingjing，taningshenzhengse，xiankanlezuishiyaojindexibeizhanbao，saiwailianniantianzaibuduan，rongdijihanyijiu，suiransujiangjunlvzhongjiangshicunbuburang，danrongrenelangyibanguzhuyizhi，queshibukensongkou，bianguanhaizhengchengjiaozhezhishi。
rujindadaojingneihaisuantaiping，zuiyaojindebianweiyoubianguanzhanshizheiyijian，helezhanbao，fanqixiatoudezouzhe，biantongyangshixiehububingbudezuoyouchepi，xibeirongdiyiributui，bianyaoliushuibandehaorenhaoyinfeiliang，yibianyaorenyaoliangyaowu，shuozhebianguanyanhan、zhanshijinji，yibianshuaichuyiliudeshumulaikuqiongkucan，jiaohuanzhelaominshangcai、minbuliaosheng，weikongtanianqingqisheng，qiongbingduwu。
zhaoyuchenpilebanshang，dabandoushiqiankunduduan，dongshoupilezhuhong，quehaiyoushaoshujibendouzanqiegelexialai，juedinggairibianzaisixializhaojianxieguanyuan，yongtazheishangtiansuocideduxinzhishubianmingshiqing，zaizuojijiao。
“陛下。”
yeshicouqiao，zhaoyuchenzheixiangcaigangganggelebi，weianbianlizaimenkoudexianhexianzhisanzutongxunluqianyuanyuandebingbaoleyisheng。
zhaoyuchentaitou，tazheiyirili，congweianxinlitingdaodechulezaqizabadeluosuosuosuibianshigesegeyangdechide，zhitingdetabushengqifan，yincizheihuierbianzhiyouzhetalideyuanyuande，yeyangshengwendao：“shenmeshichenle？”
“huibixia，gangdaowushi，yegaichuanshanle。”nengdaoyuqiandedoushiyoubenshideren，suiranlidelveyuanlexie，danweianqueshihuidezhongqishizu，tingdeqingqingchuchu。
chuanshan？zhaoyuchenwenyanxintouyidong，tailetou，bianzhaoshoudao：“nijinqianlai。”
weiandunledun，suozhenaodaizoulejibu，caigangdaolewubuzhinei，guozaodeshengyinbianlijixiangqi：
【bushibujiaozanjiajinqianme，aiyoaiyo，daowubuzhineilehei，wozheihaiganbuganzoule？】
zhaoyuchentiaoletiaomei，zhidaoruobuzhizhizheijiahuojiunengxutaogemeiwanmeile，ganmangdaduandao：“nifangcaishuodaoshichenyongshan？”
weianguiguijuju，huidesipingbawen：“shi，bixiajingekeyouxiangyongdecaishi？”
【anzanjiashuo，jingeerzheitian，jiugaiyaoyifenhuanghuangliangliangdelaoyatang，peizhesuanluobuyidun，youxiangyoushuangkou，paodiantangbing，neigemeideyo……ai？yebuzhijingeyoumeiyouzhuzidianzheige，yihuierqiaoqiaojiaotamenjizanjialiuyikou……】
zhaoyuchentingzheshizhidadong，biangancuidiantoudao：“laiyidaolaoyatang，zaishangxietangbingpeizhe，pangdejiaotamenzigekanzheban。”
“啊？”
zheiyicizhaoyuchentingdaodekebushixinsheng，ershiweianshishizaizaidejinghuangzhenjing，tadezuijiaoqingtai，nandedeluchuleyisicuxiazhiyi，mianshanghaizhaojiuzhuangzheyipaiweiyan，guyidao：“lengzhezuoshenme？meitingdongbucheng？”
weianjingshenyizhen，diantouhayao：“tingdongletingdongle。”
【aiyowei，zhendejiade？zheishizenmehuashuode，zanjiajuranhebixiaxinyoulingxiyidiantong！】
nayigehenizheichunnucaixinyoulingxile！zhaoyuchenxianxielianmiansedoumeichengzhu，mangyoubaibaishou：“xingle，ganjindequchuan，haiyou，budejinzhenwubuzhineideguiju，rihouyehaizhaojiu！”
【de，haidefeisangliushen！zhenbuzhibixiazheishinalaideguaimaobing！】
weiansangzhelianqule，zhaoyuchenjianzhuangyoukanlejidaozhezi，zhidaoqiandedianlibaileshan，caiyouhudexiangqileneijipenmolihua，bianyouzhongxintileqilai。
weianfanyinghenshijishi，lizaimenkouhuidao：“yiwenguole，shuoshigongyanglewupen，yuanbendousongquzhaoyanggongle，zhizaoshanhou，zhaoyanggongdedagongnvbailanyouwanghuafanglifanlesanzhanhuilai，neiguanshiourantingbailanguniangtiqibixiajingshenbujia，youzhidaozheimolianmianningshen，zheicaimangmangsonglaileqiandedianli。”
zhaoyuchenwenyanqueshiyuefayihuoleqilai，bailanshisushishenbianzixiaodaidaodadexinfushinv，tadehuajibenyedaibiaolesushideyisi，shenmeqiaojiantajingshenbujiadehua，zhiyigebailanyinggaishibuhuiduozuide，duobanshideletazhuzideshouyi，zaiyizhe，tajinzaozaiquguanjugongdebanlushang，yedequeshiyuzhelesushiyixing。
nandao，sushishiguanxinyuta，queyoubuhaoyisimingshuo，zheicaiyouyituihuizheimolihua，haojiaohuafangchengshanglaibucheng？
zenmekeneng！caigangxiangdaozhei，zhaoyuchenqueyoubujinyaoleyaotou。
zheibanwenrouxizhiqiebujugongdexingshi，pangderendouyoukeneng，kesumingzhu？zhaoyuchenjihuyishenglengxiao，tabiandiyigebuxin！xianglai，buguoshicouqiaobale！
suiranxintoushizheimexiangzhe，danhuoxushiyinweizheiliangrilizaisushineibiantingdaodeqiguaixinsheng，yehuoxudanchunjiushiyinweixiangdaolezheigejiaorenxinfandesumingzhu，zhaoyuchenxinxiabianbuzhiyuangudefanmenleqilai，lianfangcaihainongyushuangkoudelaoyatangyemomingdemeizimeiweile。
“shengxiadeshangni。”mianqiangyouyonglebanwan，zhaoyuchenbianduizheweianliaoxiazheimeyijuhuahoubiangeletangchi，qishenjinglekoushou，kexintoujiaozheimeyijianshidingzhe，zhanzhuanpianke，zhongjiuhaishirenbuzhudeyishuaiyixiu：“zou，quzhaoyanggong！”
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gongzhongtaiyuniandeneijianzishiqiantiaowanxuanchudehaoshou，gegedeshenzizhuangshi，bulvjiaojian，jiashangzhaoyanggongyisuanshihougonglichulekunhegongwaizuihaodedijie，yuqiandedianlidebuyuan，buguoyikezhonggongfu，zhaoyuchenbianyiyuanyuandeqiaojianlezhaoyanggongneixianliangdebiane。
zhaoyuchenjiubulaizhaoyanggongnei，yilushangdegongnvneijianqiaojiantadoushiyouchayiyouwucuodehuangluanqingan，kenianshangdezhaoyuchenqueshimianwubiaoqing，jiuzheibanjinlegongmen，jingzhitingdaolezhengdianjiexia，qishenzhihou，taweiweitailexiaba，zhishiyiyanshenshiyigenzaitawubukaiwaideweian。
weiangewaizhiqu，zaipangtingzhileshenzi，kanxianglecongcongyingchulaidezhaoyanggongdagongnvbailan，yangshengdao：“bixialaile，haibukuaiqingnijiaguifeiniangniangchulaiyingjia？”
bailanfuleyili，sihuyouxieweinan：“zhuzifangcaiyijingxiexiale。”
weianmianshanghaiyouxiemimang，zhaoyuchenqueshishunjianmingbailebailandeyisi，tayusushidaliusuixiangshiqi，bianzhidaolesumingzhuyougeyongguowushanzhihou，jiuyidingyaohaohaodeshuishangyijuedexiguan，tazheirentianxingbadao，qichuangqihaiyouda，ruoshizigeshuizuxinglaihaibale，keyaoshibeipangrenzaizhongtuchaorao，buguanshishei，neidoushiyidingyaoshengqide。
zhaoyuchenhaijide，dangshitahaiwenguosushi，yeliqiebale，kenixiaoxiaonianji，ruhexiangneilaozheyiban，pianranshanglegefeishuiwujuebukedemaobing？dangshidesushiwenyan，quezhiyangzhetoushuodeyibenzhengjing：“haoduoniandexiguanle，zaigaibudede，erqienibuzhidao，woyouxinji，yixiazibawochaoxing，wodexinkoushoubule，yaofanbingde，henlihaide！”
yaozhidao，sumingzhuyutatongniantongyueersheng，mandamansuanyecaihuolebudaoqinian，naliyoushenme“duonian”dexiguan？gengbieshuoshenmexinji，neijiugengshiwujizhitan，sushideshentihaodehen，congmeitingshuoguoshenmexinji！
zhaoyuchenpianbuxinzheigexie，guolejiri，bianbanshicouqiaobanshiguyidexunlegewuhoudeshijianquxunta，yintashenweitaizi，sujiadeshinvbuganweikang，jiudangzhenshunzhetadeyisiqujiaolesumingzhuqilai。
bucengxiang，sumingzhuxinglaizhihouqueshidafaleiting，dangzhetademianbianjiangjiaotaqilaidetieshenshinvhongmeiganlechuqu，taquanlejiju，sumingzhuquefenhaoburang，liantayeyibingzeguai，zhihouqixingshanglai，shenzhimingrenjiangtaganlechuqu，zaibulihui。
zhaoyuchenhuigongzhihouyeshiqinaobuyi，liangrenjiuzheibanjiangchilezuyouyiyuezhijiu，zuizhong，haishitaxuele“junziliangbuji，xiongtunbaichuanliu，”zijuebuheyigexiaoyatoujijiao，tiaolejigegongnvsongleguoqu，suanshibushangtabeiganzoudeshinv，zheishicaisuanshiguoqu，zhishizhihoudeshinvzaiduo，taquezhishuobandaolaidezongshiyuzixiaoyibingzhangdadebutong，ganzouhongmeizhihou，zhidaoxianzai，sushishenbiandeqinxindagongnvyezhiyoubailanyige。
rujinxianglai，sushizheipixing，dangzhenshitianshengruci！
huiyiqicengjingzhongzhong，lizaidianwaidezhaoyuchenyouyuyishunguohou，bianhaobuyouyudetingxiongmaibu，yueguomanmianweinandebailan，jingzhiwangdianlixinglejinqu。
congqianshitakuanrongdaliang，kanzaisushinianyoudefenshangbuqujijiaobian，kerujintayishidadaotianzi，jiuwuzhizun，nanbuchenghainengrucongqianyiban，duiyigesumingzhuchuchutuirang？
笑话！