第一章应聘男友
bangwanqidianshifen，qingchengguojidasha。
sanmingnanzianjingdezuozaixiuxishi，chuleyigeshenxingjianzhuangdedahanchuanzhebeixinyiwai，shengxialiangrenquandoushixizhuanggelv。
jirenbiaomianshangyangzhuangqieyi，queshibushidejiuhuitoumiaoyixiashenbiandeduishou。
tamenquandoushiweiletongyifengongzuoerlai——zulinnanyou。
qingchengguojihuoxubushihuaiyangshizuidazuihaodegongsi，danjueduishihuaiyangshizuifushengmingdegongsi。
yinweiqingchengguojishangdaogugangaoguan，xiadaoputongyuangong，jihuquandoushinvren，erqiedaduozisebusu，kanchengxiandaibandenverguo。
zongcaisuqingxue，gengshihuaiyangshidiyimeinv。
bingqiezhipingjiesanniandeshijian，jiuliyongqingchengguojihuodeleguoyizichan，weiliedangdishangjieshidajiechuqingnianbangshou。
suiranhaibuzhidaoshisheizaiwangshangfabulezhaopinlinshinanyoudegaoshi，danyounenglikaichusanwanyuexin，jueduishiqingchengguojidegaoceng，shenzhijiyoukenengshizongcaisuqingxuebenren！
wulunshiweilegaoedebaochou，haishijiaxichengzhendekenengxing，tamendouxiwangnenggoutongguozhongxuanderenshiziji。
咯吱！
suizheyizhenkaimendeshengxiang，shineichenjingzhongbeidapo。
lairenershichutou，chuanzheyijianchunbaitxu，xiamianshipodongniuzikuwaijiayishuangrenzituo。
suiranchuandebuzenmeyang，danzhangxiangquejiweiyingjun。
youqishineixishudehucha，bujinmeiyoujirenlatadeganjue，fanerpoyouyigunanrenwei。
zheimewancailaibushuo，dabandeyebuxiangyangzi。
就这还想跟自己争？
简直痴心妄想！
zheijihushizaichangsuoyouyingpinzhedexiangfa，bijingtamenkeshicongshangqianrenhaixuanzhongshachulaidecunzai。
jibianshidanlunzhangxiang，yebushujiduifangduoshao。
danmeidengtamenhuiguoshenlai，nianqingrenjiudiaoerlangdangdizuozailemianshiguandeweizhishang，“wojiaowangtian，xianzaikaishimianshi！”
面、面试官？！
bushishuoqingchengguojidegaocengyoujiuchengdoushinvrenma，zenmeturanmaochulaigenande。
wangtianquebuguantamenxinlizaixiangshenme，zhijiezhizhezuiyoubiandenanzishuodao：“ni，zuoxiaziwojieshao。”
“mianshiguanninhao，wojiaoruanfannan，shidihaoguojiyulehuisuodetoupaishaoye——”
“够了！”
wangtianhaobukeqidedaduandao：“womenzhaodeshimaopainanyou，bushifupozhaoxiaobailian，nikeyizoule！”
kanzheruanfannanluopolichang，dierweibeixinnanlimaqishendao：“wojiaoniudazhuang，shishilishangyijiejianmeidasaideguanjun，ninkanwozheijirou，jueduibushixiaobailiannengbide。”
budengtabaihaozaoxing，wangtianbianbunaifandehuishoudao：“mingzitaitu，tixingyeguoyufukua，xiayiwei！”
disanrenshigegaodadeshuaige，tashuaileyixiaeqiandeliuhai，weixiaodao：“wuliqiang，mingpaidaxuebiye，cenghuodeshengjisandaguanjun。”
zheiciwangtianliantoudoulandetaile，“zaizhongshenyibian，womenzhaodeshinanyou，bushibaobiao，suoyi……buhege！”
wuliqiangzuoshixianglaishishunfengshunshui，nayudaoguozheizhongqingkuang，“guzhuzhaopinjiananyou，wufeishiweilezuodangjianpai，woyouyuzhipipeidexiangmao，yijizugoubaipingyiqiewuli，jueduikeyishengrenzheifengongzuo！”
wangtiantiaomeidao：“nijuedezijihennengda？”
wuliqiangzixindao：“dangran！”
wangtianmeiyoushuohua，naqizhuozishangdezhenchi，yongliyiwo。
zhiting“kaca”yisheng，shoulineiduanzhenchibiansuideqilingbaluo。
wuliqiangzhijiemengbile，neizhenchikeshidalishizuode，suibianyiwojiusui，zheihaishirenleime！
wangtianbawanzheshengxiadebanjiezhenchi，kanzhedailidewuliqiangwendao：“haiyouwentima？”
zaizheiyangdeguaiwumianqian，wuliqiangnahaiganduoyan，zhijiexuanzelechenmoliqu。
zuowanzheiyiqie，wangtianzhangshulekouqi，“zongsuanbazheixiezhazhadoubaipingle。”
guoleshifenzhongzuoyou，xiuxishidefangmenzaicibeirentuikai。
buguozheicijinlaidebushinanren，ershiyigezhangxiangjinglidenvren。
yishenheisetieshenzhiyetaozhuang，neidabaisejinsixiangbianchenyi。
zaiwanmeizhanxiantagaotiaoshencaidetongshi，youduolejifenzhichanglirenteyoudefengyun。
ruguozhiqiandemianshizhehaizai，yidingnenggourenchunvrendeshenfen。
zongcaizhuli，qingchengguojiyoumingdejinhuazhiyi，songyuting。
kanzhezhiyouwangtianyirendexiuxishi，qianlaimianshidetamingxianlengzhule，“qitarenni？”
wangtianlanyangyangdeshuodao：“douzoule。”
“zoule？weishenme？”songyutingyarandao。
“woyebudaqingchu，zongzhiwoyijinlai，tamenbiankaishizitanburu，shenmejishengwoheshengta，shenmemoshangrenruyu，gongzishiwushuang，shuowanbianyigegeyanmianerqu！”wangtianbiaoqingwunaidetanlekouqi，“meibanfa，xiangwozheimelafengdenanren，buguanzaishenmedifangdouxiangshiqiheizhongdeyinghuochong，neiyangdexianming，neiyangdechuzhong，neiyouyudeyanshen，xixudehucha——”
“停！”
songyutingbushishazi，zenmekenengxiangxinwangtiandeguihua。
wangtianzhangdeshiyoudianshuai，keneicanjiazhongxuandesanrenyebucha。
xianbushuoyinzangzaimuhoudeshenmiguzhu，jiushiweileneisanwanyuexinyebuhuipingbaiwugudetuichua。
benlaianzhaoyuanjihua，shiyoutashaixuandiaobuhegedemianshizhe，daizhezuihouyirenqumianjianmuhoudezongcai。
kexianzaiquandoupaole，tashangnajiaochaqu！
zongcaijinwanjiuyaoyongren，zhinengsimadanghuomayile。
songyutingyiyaoya，“ni，genwoshangloujianzongcai！”
“zongcai？yuanlaizhaopinnanyouderenshinimenqingchengguojidezongcaia。”wangtianxiaoxixidao：“nifangxin，suzongjianlewo，baifenbaipinqing！”
百分百？
nibujiwodiurenjiusuanbucuole！
sanfenzhonghou，songyuting，daizhewangtianqiaoxianglezongcaibangongshidefangmen。
henkuai，limianbianchuanlaiyishengyueerqueyoudaizhejifenbinglengdeshengyin，“jinlai。”
jinrubangongshiyihou，wangtianzhijiedaliangqilesuoweidehuaiyangdiyimeinv。
zheishishangpiaoliangdenvrenwangtianjianguobushao，danxiangmianqianrucijingyande，queshidiyicijiandao。
dianxingdeedanlian，qiubomei，erbafenheisezhangfajiangtajingzhidemiankongwanmeichengxian，jibiandaizheyanjingyewufazheyantademeili，fanerduoleyizhongdangjinshaonvsuoqianquedezhixing。
shangshenheisexiaoxizhuang，xiashenshitongkuandejixixizhuangqun，shishangbushiyouya，zaizhanxianchuneiqiaoduotiangongbandequxiantongshi，yourangtaduolejifenwumei。
youqishineishuangbizhixiuzhangdeyutui，zaiheisenilongbowadedapeixia，jirenzhiyiqiangliedeshijuechongji。
dantalianshangquehaowubiaoqing，jirenyizhongjurenyuqianlizhiwaidelengyan。
zaiwangtiandaliangsuqingxuedetongshi，suqingxueyezaidaliangta。
zhangxiangguoguan，zhishichuanzheyouxiebulunbulei。
buguozheidoushixiaoshi，takeyiqingzhuanmendezaoxingshiduiqigaizao。
zhishiwangtianzheisiwujidandemuguang，rangtayouxiebuyue。
suiranpingshiyeyouhenduonanrenaimuziji，dantamenzhigantoutoumomodezuozheizhongshiqing，erwangtianquechongmanleqinlvexing。
suqingxueshoulianxinshen，dandandao：“ziwojieshaoyixia。”
“wojiaowangtian，jinnian25sui，meishangguoxue，danyouyidingwenhuajichu，dangguojinianbing，muqiandaiye。”
chuledangguobing，zheibushiyishiwuchengma？
不！
yutingbanshixianglaikaopu，huoxutayouzheyixieyinzangdeyoudian。
“nijuedexiangbitaren，zijideyoushishishenme？”
“suiranwoxuelibugao，yemeiyougongzuo，danwoxiangmaoshenshoujujia，keyiweinindangxiayiqietumoubuguidekuangfenglangdie。”wangtianweixiaodao：“zuizhongyaodeshi，wosixiangchunjie，zhixiangqiankan！”