第4章 家人们,低估了

liudaoyouxiegangadekesouleyisheng,shuodao:“wanfayijingshuowanle,geweijiabinkeyizixingjinruzheigeconglin。”

zheicidedengludianshiyigeredaidehaidao,yishanglaijiunengkanjianshifenmaomideconglin。

tahuashuowan,jiabinmenbiankaishiziyouhuodong。

bosilinmaizhezhangtuiwangqianzou。

ceyingyingzhexiyang,meiyizhendouxiangdianyinghuamianyibanmeihao,chenjidemeiyantianrandaizhejifenshuli,queshishikekedouxiyinzhezhouweirendeshixian。

sheyingshiyemianbulejiangjingtouduojilejige。

【taihaokanletaihaokanle!】

【qiuqiuduopaiyixielinshenchuxiandehuamian!pingchangzhenshitainankanjiantale!】

【dianyingliana,tianshengde!】

……

助理小何全程跟随。

jiemuzumingzheguidingbunengdaizhuli,danxiaoheshizhijiebaominglejiemu,daoyanyezhinengzhengyizhiyanbiyizhiyanle。

xiaohezoudaobosilindeshenbian,jiangshoushangzhunbeihaodeganlengmaojinnachu,shuodao:“linge,niyaobuyaocacahan?”

薄斯凛看了一眼。

xiaohelikejiangmaojinnakai,luchudaizhehouhoushoutaodeshou。

“linge,womeipengzheigede,nikeyifangxinyong。”

bosilinzheicaijiangmaojinnaguolai,cacalianshangdehan。

xiaohejiangshoutaofangjinjiemuzufadebeibao,xinlifanqiledigu。

congjinzaokaishi,lingejiuburangrenpengle,zhenshiqiguai。

......

meizouduojiu,shenruoqingdeshoujituranzhenlezhen。

takanjianhaoma,jingkongdizoudaoyibian。

querenmaikefengguanbizhuangtaizhihou,tacaigandianxiajieting。

“喂?”

“nizuodebucuo。”sulingdandandeyuqizhongbufamanyi,“jiezhedongshouba。”

shenruoqingyadishengyindao:“xianzaijiudongshou?”

“yezhangmengduo。nihaixiangdengdaoshenmeshihou?”binglengdeshengxianxiangqi。

shenruoqingyanlekoukoushui,youxiekongju,buganzaiwen。

“xing,wohuijinkuaide!”

shenruoqingguaduandianhua,huanfumiankong,xiaozhegenshangleduiwu。

henkuai,zhongrenjiudaodalediyigexiuzhengdian。

jiemuguizeyeshuole,meigerenyouyibushouji,meitianwanchengshoujishangderenwukeyihuodedianshu,liyongdianshuduihuanxiangyingshengcunwuzi。

zheigexiuzhengdianjiushiyonglaiduihuanshengcunwuzide。

liudaoxiaomimidezouchulaishuodao:“gongxigeweijiabinwanchengdiyigerenwu!bencirenwujianglisigehuangyedian,lingwai,jiemuzujiangmianfeitigongzhangpeng,qinggeweiqianlairenling。”

“daoyan,jintiandewanfanni?”youyiweisurenjushouwendao。

zaihuangdaodaileyitiandoumeiyoujinshi。

wanfanziranchenglezhongrenguanzhudejiaodian。

“zixingjiejue。”liudaodao。

“什么?!”

taiyangmashangjiuyaoluoshan,taiyangluoshanjiaredaiyulinzaijiashangyaowaichumishi,zenmexiangdoubushiyigeanquandeshi。

“qinggeweishaoanwuzao,dajiakeyidakaishouji,dengluhuangyeshangcheng,yongdianshuduihuanjinwandeshiwu。”

zhongrenzheicaisongleyikouqi,pobujidaididenglushangqu。

suihou,jinghushengzaicixiangqi,ciqibifu。

“daoyan,gaoshenmeguia!”

“sigedianzhinengduihuanbandaimianbao,zheiyetaiguile!daoyan,zanmendewanfanjiuzhiyoubankuaimianbaoa?”

“jiushia!zheibankuaimianbaozenmedingbao?”

daoyanqingleqingsangzi,huishourangzhongrenanjing。

“keyibuhuoliewuhecaijizhongcaoyaolaihuanqudianshu,houqiyehuiyougezhongtiaozhanyouxi,lingwanzhangpenghou,qinggeweizibian。”

“sha?bulie?caijizhongyao??”

“haiyougezhongtiaozhanyouxi?!”

【shenmeqingkuanga!zhenrangreneduzi?】

【bierenyejiusuanle,linshenbuzhunezhe!】

【nizenmebugaimingjiao‘huangyeqiutieweini’?haibisai?bisheizuikange?】

【tule,zheidaoyanjiuxihuangaozheitao,zhiqiandezongyidoushizheigetaolu!】

【weileliuliangbuzeshouduanleshiba?】

……

shenruoqingyezhoumei,yifuyaokubukudeyangzi,kanshangqushifenrerenlianai。

“ruoqing!”zaiyikaishijieshaozijishigemotedenanrenzoulai,shoushanghaitizheyitiaoyu,“wobinimenzaolaiyixie,suoyibudaoleyu,hejiemuzuduihuanledahuojihaiyouxieranliao,womenkaoyuchiba。”

“wa......”zhongrenluchulexianmudeyanshen。

“任少好帅。”

“tingshuorenshaohaishizhongyishijialitouchulaide,gangcaibushiyoucaicaoyaodedianshudehuodongma?zheihuiruoqingyoukoufule!”

“haoxianghunchuanruoqing,tiana,ciwoyigerenshaoba!

shenruoqingtingjianzhouweidekuajiangsheng,buyoudideyidigouchun。

taxianzaishiquanchangdejiaodian,nanmiandeyi,likesichusouxunqisuyangyangdeshenyinglai。

jintiantazaisuyangyangneilichilegebie,zheihuijiuxiangzhaohuichangzi!

neinvrenxianglaicaobao,shigezhihuiduizhefujinanliukoushuidechunhuo。

yaoshirangtakenzhemianbaokanzijichiyu……bietiduoshuangle。

ranershixianzhuanleyiquan,doumeikanjiansuyangyangderenying。

该不会掉队了吧?

jiuzheimeyigonglidelu,dougenbushang?

shenruoqingpiezui,zeleyisheng,suihouduizherenbotiantianyixiaodao:“xiexienila,boge。”

zheibianrenbobeimideqihunbasude,neibianturanyourenchusheng。

“yi,shibushiyoushenmeweidaoa?”

zhongrentingxialekenmianbaodeshou。

“zhendeyou!haoxianga!”

shenruoqingchizhekaoyu,suishuodaiyuhaolexie,danyemianbulezaizheigexiangweiliyanleyankoushui。

“看!那里有烟!”

xiaoheshifenjingyadezhixiangyuanfang。

suoyourendoushunzhetazhidefangxiangkanguoqu。

bosilinyeweiweicemu,xiazhangdemouzimileqilai。

taxianglaiguomubuwang,duixianzaidejuqinghenshuxi。

conggangcaibeichuaideneiyijiaokaishi,daoxianzaideyan,doubushishulichuxianguodeqingjie。

“huibuhuishizhehuole?”xiaohedanyoudao。

ruguozhehuo,dajiadouyouxingmingzhiwei,jiemuyebuyaoxiangboxiaqule。

bosilinzhipieleyiyan:“gangxiaguoyu,erqieneiyanmeiyouyuelaiyueda......yinggaishiyourenshenghuo。”

“yourenshenghuo?”zhongrenchayi,“daoshangzhiyouwomen,nahaihuiyouqitarenshenghuo?”

众人面面相觑。

yourenturanjingdao:“duile,suyangyangni?”

“gaibuhuishitaba?”shenruoqingyingyingzhuanmoudao。

zheihuayichu,zhongrenbuyueertongkanxianglenongyanshengqidedifang,qiqilianglehoubei。

sheidouzhidao,suyangyangchushou,neibiranshihuitianmiedidedadongzuo!

【6666chuanghuojingshangxianle】

【zheihuiyaobadaodoushaoleba?】

【youmeiyougaocuoa,jiutaxihuanchufengtou!jinggaoxieyaoezi!】

danmumachengyipian,zhouweirenyeshimiansebuyu。

gaochuzheimedadongjing,shixianghaisitamenma?!

“kuaiqukankan!”daoyanlimazhihuizhegongzuorenyuanshangqian。

zhongrenyewangqianzouqu,bosilinluozaizuihou,huanhuanmaibu。

xiaohexianggenzhequkanrenao,doubuganmaidabuzi,yigejingshenboziwangneibiantan。

zhongrencongcongshangqian,yibabokaileguanmu。

镜头跟进!

“滋滋……”

zhongrenxianshitingjianleyipianzizideshengxiang。

suiji,nuanhuangdehuoguangyinghezhecanyang,zaisuoyourenmianqianjiekaihuajuan——

huoguangzhongjiazheyigekaojia,tuzizaishangmianzizimaoyou。

zhijiansuyangyangjiuzuozaihuoduipang,shifenbuyadecongtutuishangsixiayikourou,henhenjiaoshangjikoucaixiayan。

neitutuijinhuangliuyou,waipisucui,litouxiannen。

tayibianchi,yibiandingzheluanzaozaodetoufakanxiangzheibian。

shoulihainazheganmianbaodezhongren:???

节目组:????

弹幕:?????

【**???】

【nalaidetuzi????】

【guangwentuzi,nizenmebuwenwenneiduihuoshizenmeshengqilaide?】

【shizaishenghuomeicuoba?shikaoquantumeicuoba?】

【pangbianneigekanqilaifeichangzhuanyedejiazi,youshinalilaide!!!】

suyangyangzaicisicheleyikou,zhuantouzaishenhouhaolehao。

众人咽口水,探头。

xiayimiao,zaichengpianzhenjingdemuguangzhong,suyangyangzaicinachuleyizhikaotu。

【草!!!!】

【??????】

【还有第二只?!】

【jiarenmen,digule,digule。zheicishizhendedigule!】

ranergengzhadedanmuhaizaihoumian。

yinweineishuangsubaideshouzhuazhexinkaotu,shangxiahuanglehuang,xiangweiyoudesuoyourenyanleyankoushui。

suyangyangquezhichongzheyigerendao:“bosilin,niyaochima?”