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naozijicunchu(daifuqinceyouxiao)!!!

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“youhou!nihuichuisuona!”

binyiguandezhaopinchu,guanshikanzhelinmingdexiaojianlishangmianyouzhechuisuonazheixiangjineng,shaoweiyouxiejingya。

linmingdianlediantou,qianxudao:“huiyixie!”

guanshiqingkeyisheng,mizheyan,xiaohehedao:“niyaobuyaochuiyishoujiwotingting!”

suona,zheiwanyikebuhaoliana!

bukuishidaxuesheng,duoshijianxuexizheixiedongxi。

tazaibinyiguantingguozuiduodesuonasheng,jiushiailele。

yikaishideshihou,yitingdaojipigedadoudiaoleyidi,xianzaidaoshihaolebushao。

xianzaimouyinshangyouzhehenduodongtingdesuonayinle,xianchanghaimeiyoushiguoni!

zhenghaoxianzaishiyishimianfeidexianchangdujiayinle。

“可以!”

linmingshuowan,congzijishubaozhongtaochuyigesuona,shenxiyikouqi,kaishiyanzou。

linmingdesuonashengyinyixiang,chubinshihouxiangqidesuonaailedunshihuidangzaizheixiaoxiaodezhaopinshile。

naoyixia,neiweidaojiushanglaile。

bierenchuisuonaneishibainiaochaofeng,danlinmingchuizouchulaideneishibaiguiyexinga!

benshenbinyiguandekongdiaojiubijiaoleng,xianzaixindoukaishiyouxieweiliangle。

xianzaiguanshidaoshizhidaomianfeidemeiyouhaodongxishishenmeyisile。

linmingchuidesuona,neishibineixieaileshifuchuidehaizhengzonga!

taganjuexianzaijiuzhishenyuguancaizhong,linmingzaitaguancaiwaimianjitachuizhesuonasongzang。

tingleyihui,guanshilajinyixiayifu,limalanzhulinming,dao:“neige,nideshiliwojianshidaole。”

“gongxinibeiluqule,huanyinglaidaowomenzheiligongzuo!”

zhaopinyuanfuleyixiayanjing,huayinyizhuan,yansudeshuodao:“buguo,womenzheibianmuqianquedeshiyunsongshitidesiji,suiranshuoshiyunsongshiti,danbumianxuyaojiaozhangshijianchupengdaoshiti,niquedingma?”

linminghaobuyouyudeshuodao:“dangran,wocengjinggenzheyigenanmshifushenbianxuexiguo,yesuanshijianguobushaoshitile!”

guanshifulefue,taxianzaizhaodeshujiagongsuanshizhuanyeduikoule。

yaoshitacaidebucuo,linmingzaiqizhongshuyuchuiailedeneizhong,yishousuonaduzou,neishitingzheaishang,wenzheluolei。

凉!太凉了!

youyushujiaqijianxuexiaobujizhuren,linmingzhenglihaozijideyixieshenghuowupin,bandaobinyiguandeyuangongsushelimian。

talinming,nan,19sui,chuanyuezhe,dayinongxuesheng,jinshouzhiweijianhuaxitong,renhedaofahegongfudoukeyijianhuachenggong,shenzhidaoditanshangmai**fashuji,zhiyaolimianyoudianliao,neidoushikeyijianhuachenggong。

erjianhuadetiaojianjiushixuyaojianhuadian,erjianhuadianxuyaozhanshachaoziranshengwuhuozheduichaoziranshengwuzaochengshanghai。

zheichaoziranshengwushishenmeni?

bujiushigui、jiangshineixiedongxima!

ketalaidaozheigeshijie19nian,shoujilebushaodedaofamiji,shenmejinguangzhou、wuleizhengfa、zhirenshu、lianqirumenpiandengdeng。

zheixiemijizaixitongyanzhongdoushikeyijianhuade,weiyikexideshi,tazheimexienianlai,yizhidoumeiyoujianguoshenmechaoziranshengwu。

suoyitayebuhuijiawanle,yixinpaoqubinyiguandashujiagong。

bijing,zaizheigeshijieshang,tadenainai,yeshitaweiyideqinrenyijingqushile,laojiayemeiyoushenmehaoliuliande。

binyiguanyinqizhong,shitarenweidezuiyoukenengpengdaochaoziranshengwudedifang。

yitiantiande,linmingdingzhezijineixiekeyijianhuadedaofa,quemeiyoujianhuadiankeyijianhua。

zheiganjuejiuxiangtatiantianpeizheyigemeinvshuijue,suirandouzaiyizhangchuangshang,danquemobude,wenbudao。

那心里痒的难受啊!

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“linming,genwochuqudoudoufengba!”luopingxuanzhuanzheshouzhongyaochi,dandandeshuodao。

luopingshibinyiguandezhengshiyuangong,zhuyaofuzedeshiyitidejieyun,linmingxianzaijiushigenzaitadeshoudixiaganhuo。

“luoping,nimaichele?”

linmingyouxieyihuodekanzheluoping。

yibanlaishuo,chulexianglinmingzheizhonglinshigongyijiyixiegangganggongzuoderenhuizhuzaibinyiguandeyuangongsushezhiwai,shaoweiyoudianqianderendoubuhuixiangyaozaizheilizhu。

henmingxian,luopingjiushishuyuhouzhe。

luopingzoudaolinmingshenbian,pailepailinmingdejianbang,xiaodao:“binyiguanzhuanmenyunsongyitidelingche,xinrenbixujinglideyijianshi!”

youdoufengdeshijian,tagengxiangdaizaisushedayouxi,nanhezheigeshigongsideyaoqiu。

“nengrangwokaikaima?”linmingyueyueyushi。

lingcheei!buzhidaokaiqilaishishenmeganjue!

huibuhuibuxuyaokaikongdiaojiuhuigandaohenliangkuaini?

“neixinga!”luopingshuangkuaidedaying,jiangcheyaochipaojilelinming。

真是单纯的大学生!

jiushibuzhidaodangtaqubangmangshoulianneixieyinchehuo、tiaolouersideyitideshihou,tahaiyoumeiyouzheiguxinxianjing。

那场面想想都**!

binyiguandegongzishigao,danyebushisheidoukeyinade。

xianzaishehuishangderenpubiandouhenfuzao,chehuo、tiaoloudengshijianyeshicengchubuqiong,meiyoujigerenkeyichengshoudezhuneizhongxueroufeijian、naojiangsanyidideqingjing。

meiyigelaidaobinyiguanyingpinderendoushuozijidedanzichaodade,danganleyidanzheiyangdeshijianhou,meiyoujigerenshibuxiangcizhide。

zheiyeshibinyiguanweishenmehuaneimeduoqianzhaorendeyigeyuanyin。

liangrenlaidaogongsidetingchechang,linmingheluopingshangchexihaoleanquandai。

linmingjiangchezifadonghou,wozhufangxiangpan,zhengzhunbeikaidongdeshihou,turanfanqilenan。

“luoping,womenyaokaiwangnali!”

linmingniutoukanxiangyibianhaizaishuazheduanshipindeluoping。

luopingxiangleyihuihou,turanlingguangyishan,huaixiaodao:“quchengjiaoneigezhunbeijiangaozhongdeneikuaigongdizhuanzhuan,neiergangkaifa,dibijiaokuanchang,zhenghaorangnifangkaishoujiaodejiajiasu。”

“luoping,nizhibuzhidaonixiaoqilaiyoudianshenrena!”

luopingdenianjibiqilinmingyedabuleduoshao,danzheixiaoronggenneixiedianyinglimiandeyinyilaotouxiaoqilaichabuduo,guaishenrende。

“genzhe**gouyigeshujiahou,xiangxinniyehuigenwochabuduode!”luopingmoleyixiazijidezuijiao,xiaodegenyigedafanpaiyiyang。

linmingwuyudekanzheluoping,genbenjiubuhuang,zhuanernachushoujidiankaigaodeditukaiqidaohang,liheyisong,youmenyicai,chezijiuhuanhuandekaichubinyiguan。

buyihui,linmingjiujiangchezikaidaoluopingshuodeneiyigegongdi,zheilishifendekuanchang,chulejitaidaxingjixiezhiwai,kongwuyiwu。

linmingkanzhezheilihuangjiaoyelingde,buyoudehaoqidao:“luoping,zheibianzheimepian,weishenmeyaokaigaozhonga!shangxiaxueduobufangbiana!”

luopingdianleyikouyan,huanhuanshuodao:“zheilizhiqianshiyigeluanzanggang,youbushaoxiaoguizideshitimaizaizheilimian!shi**zhunbeikuojianyixiachengshi,suoyixiangjiangaozhong,ranggaozhongshengdechaoqilaiququyinqi!”

阴气!

linmingyixiazijiujidongle,xingfendao:“suoyizheibianyouyixiezangdongxilou!”

luopingchayidekanzhelinming,zhidaobeiyanhuitangdaocaihuiguoshenlai,dao:“kanbuchulaia!nizhangdeyangguang,haitinglieqide。”

“buguo,xianzaidouershiyishijile,nalihaihuiyouzheixieshenshenguiguidedongxia!”

zhishidangluopingshuowanzheiyijuhuadeshihou,chezilimiandedengguangkaishibiandehuminghuande。

luopinghaiyiweishilinmingzaizhuonongta,danzhuantoukanguoqu,linmingdeliangzhishoudouzaifangxiangpanshangmian,yejiumeiyouhuaiyilinming,zhuanerpailepaichezishangmiandedeng。

madao:“gangmaimeiduojiudeche,dengjiuzheimehuaile,yebuzhidaocaigoubudeneixierenzenmemaide!”