luopingbaoyuanwan，huiguotoulaiwangqiankan，huranfaxianyigetoudaigangkui，shenchuanfusangjunfuderen，wanruyoulingyiban，jingjingdizhanzaicheziqianfang。
linmingyeshikanjianlezheiyangdeyigeren，ganjinyijiaocaixialechache，jiangchezitingzhu，zaiqianjunyifazhiji，bimianleyichangkepadezainan。
linmingheluopingbuyueertongdijiangtoutanchuchuanghu，nuchineigeren！
“dawanshangde，laizheiyinsensendedifangwancosplay，buyaomingla！”
“youcheyebuzhidaoduo，huonilea！”
sheizhilinmingheluopingdenuchisheng，quexiangyibahuo，dianranleneigerendenuhuo，tadongleqilai，taiqitou，yuandudehandao：“bagayalu！silasiladi！”
zheirenyibutaitouhaihao，yitaitou，neizhangfulandelianjiuxiangbeimayikenshiguoyiban，zhengningkongbu，shuangyantonghong，fangforanshaozhediyudehuoyan，chedengzhaozaineirenlianshang，bufentouguqingxikejian，yourueguideliaoya。
zheichouloudelian，ranglinmingheluopingbuyoudegandaoyizhenehan，xiangchudianbanguoduansuohuiletou。
dantamingxianbuxiangfangguolinmingliangge，kaishiruelangpushibanmengdebazaichezidechuanghushang，rangneizhangkongbudelian，sisiditiezailuopingneibiandechuanghushangmian，neishuangwanruolizhuadeshoubuduandeqiaodazheboli。
“guia！”luopinghedeshishengjianjiaoleqilai，shengyinfangfoyaochongpoyunxiao，shuangshouxiangfengzhongdeluoyeyiyangyaohuangzhelinming，jiaojidehandao：“linming，ganjin……ganjinfadongchezilikaia！”
“kee！chezifadongbule，paomaole！”
linmingbuduandechangshi，danwulunzenmeyangdouwufazaiyicidianhuo。
“你大爷的！”
linmingguoduanfangqidianhuo，lashangshouchahou，congkoudainachuliangzhitaomuzuodezhihudaishang，lakaichemenjiuchongxiache。
neiribenxiaoguijianlinmingxiachehou，bianbuzaikongheluoping，zicheshangxialai，dihouzhechaolinmingpulai。
“linming，buyaoa！weixian！”
luopingjinbishuangyan，shibugankanjiexialaizhishi。
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jiranduifangdangankongheziji，neibianxufuchudaijia。
linmingshenzixiachen，qingyibikaixiaoguineifenglidezhuazi。
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fusangguishashiwuzhuxiashen，zhangzuiyuhu，quejiweitongku，sihaoshengyinyefabuchu。
linmingbingweixideshenmegongfu，ranwangluoshidai，queranglinmingxuehuileyitaojiqiyouxiaodequanfa——fenggouquan。
jiaozhutaiquandao、baxiroushu、taiquandeng，jiegengweiyouxiao。
chuqueshaoxianquedewai，shiwurenhexiaci。
“简化点+100”
yidaoqinglengdedianziyin，wanruyidaojinglei，zailinmingnaohaizhongzhengzhengzuoxiang，linmingyiqiaoshouyipanzhengzhengshijiuzai，zhiweidengdaizheiyikedejianglin。
zheiyequezaowuyidizhengmingle，yanqianzhirenjuefeishenmezhenggupaishe，yifeishenmecosplay，ershihuozhenjiashideguihun！
linmingqishigangcaideneiyiquanshiyousuobaoliude，dancike，tayiwuxuruci。
“jianhuadian，woxihuan！shafusanggui，wogengxihuan！”
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linmingmengdiyijiaocaizaizheigefusangguizidetoushang，jiangqiyingshengshengdicaijindili，shuangquanrubaofengzhouyubanhenhendichuizaifusangguizidetoushang。
“jianhuadian+2，+3……”
tingzhexitongdeshengyin，linmingbujinfangshengkuangxiaoqilai，zheishengyinbitaqulingtingzijixinyidemingxingyanchanghuihaiyaoyueerdongting。
turan，fusangguizideshenshangbengfachuyidaolvsedechongjibo，rutongyiguxiongyongdehongliu，jianglinminghenhendizhenkai。
linmingzhenggerenruduanlexiandefengzhengbanshuaidaozaidishang，shoubeihaibeiyikuaifenglirudaodeshitoubian，wuqingdihuachuyidaokouzi，xianxuewanrujuedidequanyongban，congshangkouzhongyuanyuanbuduandiliutangchulai。
linmingshenchushetou，tanlanditianshizhezijiliuchudexueye，neiweiweifatangdejinshuxianxingwei，bujinmeiyouranglinmingxinshengkongju，fanerlingtayufakangfen。
“jiejiejie～，laia！jixua！rangwomenjuezhandaozuihouyixia！haha～”
linmingcongweiyouguorucihanchanglinlideganjue，duizhefusangguizidiankuangdisihouzhe。
linmingdediankuang，querangxiaoguizirujinggongzhiniaobankongjudihoutuiqilai，taganggangshizhanchudabufendeyinli，zhengtiyouxiexuruo。
zheiyike，tadejiyiruchaoshuibanyongshangxintou，cengjiheshi，jiushiyouzhewushuxiangyanqianzheibanshisiruguidenianqingren，qianfuhoujidichongfeng，yibuyibudijiangtamenneizhuangbeijingliangdedajuntunshi。
zhishitasihou，douwufalikaizheifangtudi，yizhibeikunzaizheili，budezhuanshichaosheng！
raner，xiaoguizilvejiasisuo，xinxiangduifangjinyouyiren，suibuzaiweiju，nuhe：“shousiba！”
linmingjianduifangzaiduxilai，chenwendijinwoquantou，yiranchaozhexiaoguizizaiduchongqu。
jiuzailiangrenjijiangpengzhuangzhiji，linmingfanshouquchuyikuaizhanranzishenxianxuedeshitou，jingzhichaoxiaoguizidenaodaizhiqu。
linmingzhijinrengshitongzizhishen，zhiweiliucuntongziniaohetongzixue。
linmingpaochudeshitoutijipoda，jiazhixiaoguizizishenchonglaideguanxing，shunjianjiangqizadao。
linmingcikezhengzhishoudouzhanmanxianxue，youcongdishangshiqiyikuaidashitou，jiangxianxuetumoqishang，suihoubutingdiyongshitoumengzazaifusangguizidenaodai。
shitouzazaixiaoguizishenshangshi，zonghuifanqizhenzhenhongguang，linmingshenzhicifangfazouxiao。
“jianhuadian+30，+34……”
“jianhuadian+1000”
zhizhizheiyilunmengzajieshu，linmingzheicaifangxiashouzhongdeshitou，ruxutuobantandaozaidi，buzhudichuanzhecuqi，danlianshangqueluchutongkuaidexiaorong。
erneimingfusangguiziyehuaweidiandianlvseguangdian，huanhuanxiaosanyutianjizhizhong。
“nianqingren，tingyounengnaia！”
yigemanlianhuxu、shenzhekuansongyishangdeguozilianzhongniannanzi，chouzheyanzoudaolinmingshenpang。
“就是有点疯癫！”
nanzishenpangjingenzheyimingnianqingnvzi，shenchuanqingsedaopao，kanzhelinmingyanzuiqingxiao。
linmingzhanqishenlai，yilianjiebeidikanzhetamen，wendao：“nimenshishei？”
nanzitaochuyigezhengjian，dizhilinmingmianqian，weiwei，xiaodao:“749judiaochayuan，fuzediaochachaoziranshengwujishijian，xuzixian”
nvzibijiaoxixin，kandaolinmingshenshangshoubeishangmiandeshangshi，congshenbiandexiaobao，nachushabubangzhulinmingbaozha，bingjieshao:“wojiaowangzihan，749juzhandourenyuan！”
linmingyouxieyihuodekanzhetamen，shitanxingdexunwendao:“qianlaochuangjiande749juma？”
qianshideshihou，jiuyibudianyingjieshaoleyixia749ju，zhibuguozheibudianyingyouxielan，danticaihenbucuo，rangtayinxiangshenke。
xuzixianjiangyandouluoyixiahou，youxieyiwaidekanzhelinming。
“nijingranzhidao749ju，youluzi？”
linmingyaoleyaotou，kaishihubianluanzao。
“meiyou，yigexiaowangzhankandaode！”
xuzixianjiangyancaimie，dao:“kanlai，youxierenyijingfaxianzheigeshijiedebuduijing。”
linmingturanganjuezheigeshijiehaoxiangbitaxiangdehaiyaoyoudianbuduijinga！
nandaochulezheixieguiguai，haiyoushenmeqitadedongxima？