第3章 男人使用手册第三条

《nanrenshiyongshouce》disantiao:duinvrenlaishuo,zuixingyundehuoxushibeiguodegangshuailezhihou,quebeiwuyanzujieshou;keshijiqingkuangwangwangshibeiguodegangshuailezhihou,zhuinidequandoushibaliangjinsidenanren。

(buzhidaobaliangjinzhangshenmeyangdetongxiekezaibenzhangzuozheyouhuashuolikanzhaopian)

gushengnankaishilebeimouweisuweimoumiandekerencanrenzhemodemanmanzhanglu。

"gulaoshi!weiduoliyashangdeneiweiyoulaile!"bansuizhezheiyishengqicandehuhuan,yizhangcaidanbeilairenpaizailegushengnanmianqian。

gushengnanzhengmangzhebatunnayutianruxiaofanqie,wenyanganjinqumaojincacashou,naqicaidan。

zhikanleyiyan,gushengnanxindousuile。weishenmebugancuilaiyichanghaixiaobatingbozaineierdeyoutingquanbujianmie?

zhushouzaiyipangkandelenghanlianlian:"shijieshangzenmehuiyouzheimeguimaodekeren?zheijianzhishiguojichuyidasaijuesaidecaipinma!"

gushengnanbashoutouzheidaocaideshouweigongzuojiaojixiaozhou,ganjinzheshouyingfushishangzuinanchandekeren。

"xianbazuirongyidepikatashixiangjianroupianjizuole,peinaiyoumoguzhi。"zhuantouyoufenfuzhushou,"houchumeiyouqizhileiguyangpaile,ganjinlianxigongyingshangrangtamenpaisongguolai。"

weiweiandadianhualaideshihou,gushengnangangbaquancanzuohao,yifenfuwanfuwushengbadongxisongquweiduoliyahao,jiuyourenbahouchudezuojisongdaotashoubian:"gulaoshinidedianhua。"

gushengnangangjieqi,weiweianneijijintiaotideshengyinlikechuanlai:"nidaodishenmeshihouqububanshouji,xianzaizhaonidoudezhuansicifenji。"

"zhengmangzheni,youshikuaishuo。"

"**hunlinidaodilaibulai?"

顾胜男一愣。

gushengnanyouyibaiwangeliyoubuqucanjialiunvshizaijinwanjuxingdediercihunli,kezheiyibaiwangeliyouyemeinengdiguoweiweianqingmiaodanxiedeyijuhua:"nijiusuanbuxiangpeng**chang,yedepengpengnianlianleneimeduoniandeneimobaiyueguangdechangba。"

zheiyitianwanshang,gushengnanzuozaizuikaojinzhuzhuodeqinyouxishang,chengzhexiabakanzhebuyuanchu——kanzhezijidemamawanzhezijide"baiyueguang"xingfuditazhejiehunjinxingquruchang。

zhengwuweichenzazhe,zuozaiyipangdeweiweianyoubuletayijian:"nianlianleneimeduoniandegaozhonglaoshiqulesuirannianjinbanbai、danhaishibinimaomeiruhuademama,niyoushenmeganshou?"

gushengnankanyebukanta,danshouzaizhuozidixiazhunquedezhaodaoleweiweiandedatui,henhenyijiu。

weiweiandunshitongdedengzhileyan,gushengnanmiaotayiyan,zhongyuxinlipinghengleyidian。

haijideweiweiandiyicijiandaoliunvshishi,hesuoyoujianguozheiduimunvderenyiyang,jingyadexiabadoukuaidiaoxialai。“weishenmecongxinggedaoshencaidouneime**demama,huishengchunizheimegelianmaweibiandouzhabuhaodenverlai?”

gushengnandangshijichudejieshishi:“jiushiyinweiyouzheimeyizuomeiyandedashanyazaiwoshenshang,caibawoyingshengshengyachengleyigenvhanzi。”

cishicike,weiweianjiantabishilianhaiyaogengmingxiandemenmenbule,lilaimeibanjuhaohuadezuijingranyesongdongle:“ai……niani,kekeqianwanbieduinihoubayoufeifenzhixianga!”shuozhehaishiyixingdipailepaigushengnandejianbang。

haizhenshibabainianmeicongweiweianzuilitingdaozheimelianxitadehuale,gushengnangangyouxiegandong,quejiuyoutingweiweianyuanxingbiludibuchongdao:“jiusuanyoufeifenzhixiang,yinizheiyangdenvhanzi,yejueduijingzhengbuguo**。”


“niyongyuanbuhuilijiedangwomoutianhuijiatanwangliunvshi,jingranfaxianzijicengjingde‘baiyueguang’weizheyitiaoyujincongbuyuanchudeyushilizouchulai,neiyimuduiwodedajihuiyouduoda。jiusuanyoufeifenzhixiang,neifeifenzhixiangyezaojiusizaineiyitian、neiyimuxiale。”

zaiyaowangyiyannei“baiyueguang”,gushengnanhuiguyixiazijishibaizhijidejin29rensheng,xinxiang,gancuijiuzaijinwanchisizijisuanle。

jiantayouruehupushan,xunsudisaodangzhezhuoshangdecaise,hetatongzhuodebinkemenkanzaiyanli,xinligujidoufanzhedigu,kehaideguzhetashixinniangnverdemianzi,weiwanditixingtachitaiduole:"shengnan,zhenxianmuni,zenmechidouchibupang。"

gushengnanhenkuaitingdongleduifangdeyanwaizhiyi,zhihaotingxiakuaizi,buhaoyisidi“heihei”liangsheng。weiweianquezhendangbierenzaikuagushengnanside,youyourandipieyiyangushengnandexiongkou:"youshenmehaoxianmude,tabugaishoudedifangyeshou。"

“……”gushengnanchedibeidajile。

gushengnanzhongyuzaiquzhongrensanzhiqianchenggongbazijiguanzui。

weiweianchanzhezuidebushengrenshidegushengnanzouchujiudianshi,tianbianzhengbaochuyidaodaoyanlideyanhua——zheishiliunvshiweizijidexinhuntedizhunbeidedali。weiweiantaitouwangyiyanyanhua,zaipaipaihuailizheigeleidetaqichuanyuyudechenzhongwuti:“wei!ruguozhuangzuidehua,xianzai、like、mashangjiwozhanzhile,fouze……”

weiweiandeweixiesihaobuqizuoyong。mofeizhenzuile?weiweianyangtianzhangtan:“jiusuannizaishangxin,yebunengbazijihezheimezuiba?wanyiwopengyoukanjianwolouzhenizoudajieshang,huaiyiwogaibianxingxiangneiyejiusuanle,huaiyiwogaibianxingxiangzhihougoudashangdejingranshigeyaoshencaimeishencai、yaoliandanmeiliandandenv**si,woweiweianyaozenmezaijianghushangjixuhunxiaqu?”